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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   Help, Police; I've been robbed. They didn't take anything, though...No, officer; there aren't any illegal drugs here, why do you ask?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, illegal drugs, cannabis cultivation, search warrants  
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2012-07-13 12:25:34 PM  
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Erebus1954: Who offers protection for people who can't go to the cops? If only there was some organization like that.

The A-Team?
2012-07-13 10:38:51 AM  
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Officers responded around 9 p.m. Wednesday to the 700 block of Village Street on a call that two armed people entered the residence, committed a robbery and fled the scene in gray, four-door Buick vehicle.

Two armed people entered the residence and didn't take anything.
So they phoned the cops, who showed up armed, entered the residence and took all their drugs.

Sounds about right.
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