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(Chron)   President Obama: RELEASE THE BIDEN   (chron.com ) divider line
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4159 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jul 2012 at 11:48 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-13 11:55:11 AM  
14 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-13 12:31:43 PM  
4 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 12:02:09 PM  
4 votes:

media.theonion.com
"Gentlemen and women of the NAACP, We must be the first superpower to create super powers. Now more than ever we need the Jedi."

2012-07-13 12:11:25 PM  
2 votes:

Joe Six-Keg: Once Romney gets his VP pick, the popcorn is going to flow, and the rules will need posting for the drinking game. I'm getting a second liver installed for that.


Can you imagine him against Bachmann?
2012-07-13 10:43:34 AM  
2 votes:
www.wazaap.com
"Seriously. Who wants to run up against me in the debates?"
2012-07-13 09:55:28 AM  
2 votes:
RELEASE THE BIDEN
files.myopera.com
2012-07-13 04:31:34 PM  
1 vote:

jigger: quatchi: /Seriously, how can anyone hate this guy?

Because he's a complete piece of shiat?


You, I have farkied as "Anti-Warren Rtard" Nice to note you have other interests.
2012-07-13 04:25:23 PM  
1 vote:
i369.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 02:54:40 PM  
1 vote:
i48.tinypic.com

Apparently Biden is a self admitted ice cream addict.

And this picture makes me laugh every time. He is going to eat the shiat out of that ice cream and nothin and nobody is going to stop him.

/BIDEN NOMNOMNOM
2012-07-13 02:07:35 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: quatchi: /Seriously, how can anyone hate this guy?

Maybe the fact that he was so damn proud over the fact that he voted yes on the "assault weapons" ban in 1994.

/And yes, I fully realize that Romney has his own failings on this issue.


Yeah, the "Dems are gun grabbers" meme is played out. Try again.

i293.photobucket.com

The Power of Biden's smile compels you!

2012-07-13 01:15:20 PM  
1 vote:
images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-07-13 12:48:33 PM  
1 vote:

iq_in_binary: bwilson27: The_Sponge: quatchi: /Seriously, how can anyone hate this guy?


Maybe the fact that he was so damn proud over the fact that he voted yes on the "assault weapons" ban in 1994.

.

Well good. Fark assault weapons and the redneck dildos who covet them.

Don't lump us all in with the gun fetishists, it makes you look just as stupid as the rabid conservatives who do the same thing with anything and everything that could be construed as liberal or progressive.


Don't lump WHO in with all gun fetishist? Redneck dildos? Come on, man, speak coherently.
2012-07-13 12:46:00 PM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer:

lol you think I am voting Republican? There are more than two parties, and unfortunately, most people don't realize it.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You should have your own (failed) comedy show!
2012-07-13 12:43:34 PM  
1 vote:

Karma Chameleon: "Imagine when his senior adviser on constitutional issues is Robert Bork

Holy shiat! Is this true that Bork has been advising Romney? Or just a hypothetical from Biden?


Hard to tell, isn't it? Yes, Bork has been a Romney advisor for some time. Romney also has Bush's "dead-ender" national security team and other "deep-thinkers." Here's a few notables:

Michael Chertoff, former Homeland Security Secretary, you may remember his Katrina performance.

Cofer Black, former Director for the CIA Counter-Terrorism Center 1999-2002. Wonder why he resigned in 2002?

Michael Hayden, Director of National Security Agency, 1999-2005. That's some fine nat sec there, Mike

Dick Cheney, Dark Lord of the Underworld is an informal advisor.
2012-07-13 12:13:24 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, and
tommcmahon.typepad.com

/just sayin'
//you righties will probably recognize that puppet more than the lefties
///i hear his dead terrorist is a real hit with you
2012-07-13 12:12:59 PM  
1 vote:

Zalan: FTFA:
He was booed only once - when he uttered the words, "In closing ..."

Really, they got upset that he was bringing the speech to a close. He knocked that one out of the park.


I watched all 30 minutes and 30 seconds and even I wanted it to go on a little longer.

Best part is that they've lowered the expectation bar for Joe due to the "gaffe machine" media meme and because he treated Sister Sarah with kid gloves back in the 2008 debate.

Ergo when he gets to debate here in 2012 he will not hold back and I predict much epicness no matter which farkwit Rep they get to fill the veep nom spot.

i293.photobucket.com
2012-07-13 12:10:40 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-13 12:08:07 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Kind of shows the strength of Obama's convictions, though.


For someone white knighting Romney, I think the part of my brain that detects irony just exploded.
2012-07-13 12:07:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-13 12:07:02 PM  
1 vote:
I keep telling my mom, with whom I have regular political discussions, that Joe Biden is probably one of the best VP choices ever, for exactly one reason: He speaks his mind and heart. I think he'd have made a good president, but I like him better as VP.

Once Romney gets his VP pick, the popcorn is going to flow, and the rules will need posting for the drinking game. I'm getting a second liver installed for that.

hubiestubert: There are a lot of folks that Obama could have picked for his VP. He got the assist from Biden in showing that his judgment was sound. Not a yes man, not a guy who just parrots back, but it shows what he looks for in those closest to him.

Romney has a lot of thinking to do about who he puts in the VP slot, and it will do very much the same: it will define what he is looking for in those closest to him.

Romney is in deep trouble on this front, and Biden is not just a footsoldier for Obama's campaign, he is very much an example that Mitt has to either counter or follow, and right now, the field is whisper thin for those who want to be that exemplar for his Administration.


There are reasons I have you marked "Sane Conservative". This is one of them.
2012-07-13 12:05:30 PM  
1 vote:

Zalan: FTFA:
He was booed only once - when he uttered the words, "In closing ..."

Really, they got upset that he was bringing the speech to a close. He knocked that one out of the park.


img0.fark.net BIDEN BOOED OUT OF NAACP (zomg)
2012-07-13 12:03:32 PM  
1 vote:

incendi: RELEASE THE BIDEN
[files.myopera.com image 600x400]



His reaction to the Onion spoofs was great. I can't help but think that most other politicians take them selves too seriously to be that cool about it.

Joe Biden: Onion spoof is 'hilarious'
"I saw the one of me washing a Trans-Am automobile in the driveway shirtless with tattoos all over myself," Biden said, adding: "By the way, I have a Corvette -- a '67 Corvette -- not a Trans-Am."
2012-07-13 11:58:49 AM  
1 vote:

whidbey: That's how you do it people:

You make a speech where you actually come off caring about the people you want to vote for you.

Not the "I'm a gonna repeal that Obamacare, FACE!" crap like Romney tried to pull there.



So the whole "being honest and open" thing is cool when Biden does it, but not cool when Romney does it. Got it.
2012-07-13 11:57:59 AM  
1 vote:
"Imagine when his senior adviser on constitutional issues is Robert Bork

Holy shiat! Is this true that Bork has been advising Romney? Or just a hypothetical from Biden?
2012-07-13 11:51:28 AM  
1 vote:
I love Biden, he doesn't give a fark about anything and will say whatever crosses his mind. Most politicians are so farking calculated it's disgusting.
 
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