There is NOTHING sexy about this person

Honest Bender: Christian Bale: Meanwhile, Jessica Alba

...still has genital herpes. I don't know about you, but for me that destroys her attractiveness.

/Incurable STDs are a major turn off for me. YMMV.


Wow, that has to be the all-time StudMan69 comment. First of all, [CITATION NEEDED], and second of all you'd have to actually have sexual contact with her to get an STD, so how it can destroy her 'attractiveness' from afar, I don't know.

Besides, the chlorine in the pool will probably wipe out the herp, right?

Brick-House: There is NOTHING sexy about this person

So, you wouldn't hit it?

Aw, I like her. She refuses to simper and flash her underwear, so you guys can't respond to her on your usual level.

I do not know why people think these people are good looking. They look like a bunch of emo heroin addicts.

well according to this authoritative chart, not only does Jessica Alba have the herp derp, so do Jessical Biel and Scarlett Johanssen.



So at least Kristen Stewart is safe. I think.

cryinoutloud: Aw, I like her. She refuses to simper and flash her underwear, so you guys can't respond to her on your usual level.

She was in her underwear in Into The Wild and it wasn't bad. I thought she did an ok job singing "Angel from Montgomery" as well.

Not only the skirt was not short, it was absolutely ugly.

Have we run out of good-looking female celebs? Because we sure get a lot of Kristen Stewart and her Brit Tart BF

I don't know... She's fairly attractive, she's certainly not BAD looking. It's just that she's pretty "meh" by movie star standards. I've seen better looking non-movie-star chicks just at the grocery store, but she's pretty attractive for a chick in your neighborhood or something. I've schtupped worse and I've schtupped better.

The whole bland emotionless thing does take points away, but she's got enough points left for my wing wong to be up for some slap & tickle, if you know what I mean.

/nudge nudge
/wink wink

indoorplant: [robertandkristen.net image 391x500]

Hey I warned her how big it was.

The Voice of Doom: [i.imgur.com image 634x888]

The driving force behind Twilights popularity summed up in a single image.

cryinoutloud: Aw, I like her. She refuses to simper and flash her underwear, so you guys can't respond to her on your usual level.

Uh huh. Here's her underwear, big whoopity do...



And if her acting range extends to "simper", she's keeping it a closely guarded secret.

Hey guys, have you seen this picture yet?

Raptor Jesus at the bottom of the article was way hotter than any of the "celebrities" depicted therein. Daily Mail's ComicCon reporting is stupid. Why no greenlight for the Yaya Han slideshow in Entertainment Weekly?

Grables'Daughter: Brick-House: There is NOTHING sexy about this person

So, you wouldn't hit it?

She looks like a lousey lay, so no I wouldn't. You on the otherhand...

That's what every single woman looks like where I live. Kristin Stewart is hot.

It must suck for her that she has to be in the same place as Ashley Greene so often.

I don't know, she reminds me of this one chick I once hooked up with at the morgue. And that was some pretty amazing sex. She didn't move much, but that cold stillness was almost magical.

The one thing I always seem to notice about her is the shame she projects about her nails and hands. Spring for the manicure, so you can stop rolling your hands into semi-fists. Plenty of women have short nails, or stubby fingers, or whatever, but they seem to be confident. She seems so miserable.

Funny headline. The pics? She has looked better.

LectertheChef: I don't know, she reminds me of this one chick I once hooked up with at the morgue. And that was some pretty amazing sex. She didn't move much, but that cold stillness was almost magical.

I have never clicked the "smart" or "funny" buttons...until that....made me giggle more than it probably should have...thanks

I honestly can't understand the appeal of this girl. She looks like she hasn't taken a bath or gone outside in years. I really can't wait for the last Twilight movie to come out because maybe then we'll never have to hear about this girl again. I love the Grimm story of Snow White. She royally farked up that movie with her non-acting ability. I thought Snow was supposed to be the fairest of them all. Guess the producers missed that part when they cast her as Snow. I can't stand this stupid twunt so ever lovin' much.

When did SDCC turn into Twilight Con? Seriously wtf?!? I know they've had movie stuff there forever but really Twilight? I guess they thought they needed the extra cash from the Twitwats.

oryx: Any woman who's not ugly looks good to a nerd.

That depends on your definition of "ugly".

rudemix: There you go nerds. Your once unique and special gathering has been turned into something that the Daily Mail does a fashion piece about. Don't worry, soon enough money and status and commercialism will hit it and people will look around and be thinking 'This would be awesome except for all these chubby, unshaved, smelly guys in costumes.' Then you'll be disenfranchised from your Nerdi-Con and have to start again. Because Twilight the Movie and the associated drivel that comes along with it totally makes people think of comic books.

Cool is defined as not being mainstream.
Mainstream marketing seeks out cool.
It then makes cool things uncool.
But that's okay, something else has since become cool.
It will be ruined next.

Perhaps Fur Cons are the next target of mainstream cool hunters... you'll see Furries running around sports arenas and appearing in fast food commercials. It'll be terrible.

What's up with this new fad of wearing sneakers with skirts/dresses? I've seen a lot of younger girls doing it lately. It just looks so wrong. If it's an issue of comfort they do make comfortable flats that would go with that outfit. Her stylist is just begging to be fired. If she doesn't have one she needs to get one ASAP!

That's what every single woman almost every single American looks like where I live. Kristin Stewart is hot.

FTFY

That interstitial nipple ripple is one of my favorite things.

Honest Bender: It destroys her attractiveness because my attraction to her is based largely on my desire to have sex with her. The fact that she has herpes pretty much eliminates my desire to have sex with her.

Twenty years ago, I stopped dating a woman for having herpes.
Does that make me a bad man, being repulsed by an STD?

/She still resents me for that, too.

actually i'd take that bbw chick with the huge boobs over stewart

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: actually i'd take that bbw chick with the huge boobs over stewart

If you're American, you must be living in paradise.

Eucchh. Kristin Stewart's stardom is so thoroughly depressing.

cherryl taggart: The one thing I always seem to notice about her is the shame she projects about her nails and hands. Spring for the manicure, so you can stop rolling your hands into semi-fists. Plenty of women have short nails, or stubby fingers, or whatever, but they seem to be confident. She seems so miserable.

You sound like a nail biter.

She looks like she woke up at 1 in the afternoon, still hungover, and went to ComCon. Without combing her hair. Put on some low heels with that atrocious outfit and pretend you can dress like a lady with all the monies you make.

She has dead eyes. Dead, dead, dead.

She and Pattinson both leave me cold. Their features are not bad in and of themselves, but Pattinson's brooding-yet-vapid caveman vibe and Stewart's constant look of tight-lipped annoyance make them profoundly unappealing.

And like someone else said earlier, I work with better-looking women. And men.

/Oh christ, the cat is eating dead roaches, gotta go

Someone get Winkler back in the jacket and on those skies.

I will say that she has a nice body, but the face and lack of emotion has to go. A friend of mine claims Stewart was good in Runaways, but I won't see it.

And that's not a short skirt. It's a short skirt when you can quote the Morris Day line "You've got to shave to wear a skirt like that... and I don't mean your legs!"