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(Washington Post)   If you are a motorcycle escort cop for the First Lady, it's probably not a good idea to discuss how you want to shoot her with other cops. And, it's REALLY a bad idea to show them a picture of the gun you intend to use   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 143
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2012-07-13 09:01:06 AM
That's the best part about idiots like that. They always think everyone secretly agrees with them so they're stupid enough to lay out their plans.
 
2012-07-13 09:07:25 AM
Yay, another Michelle Obama thread! Fire up the ignore list!
 
2012-07-13 09:15:45 AM
I don't understand all the hate for Michelle Obama.

Oh, that's right, she's 'uppity'.
 
2012-07-13 09:29:54 AM
Farking idiots. I'm no fan of The President or his wife (totally disagree with their politics). That being said I respect the office and think anyone that wants to harm either of them is an anti-American moron.
 
2012-07-13 10:13:36 AM

slayer199: Farking idiots. I'm no fan of The President or his wife (totally disagree with their politics). That being said I respect the office and think anyone that wants to harm either of them is an anti-American moron.


It is a measure of how low we've sunk that designating yourself as the principled opposition means you don't want to murder the president's family.
 
2012-07-13 10:16:19 AM
So where will days of outrage over verbally threatening the president's family be? Why isn't this cop already on a one-way ride to Gitmo? Why isn't FOX calling for an investigation of DC police to weed out any other traitors who need to be prosecuted?
 
2012-07-13 10:32:36 AM
I'm waiting for Sarah Palin's statement on this. As someone who was also the victim of demeaning statements made by an agent assigned to protect her -- and what is a demeaning statement, anyway, if not threatening? -- she will surely take this opportunity to speak out against another woman having to endure the same thing.
 
2012-07-13 11:06:43 AM

Generation_D: So where will days of outrage over verbally threatening the president's family be? Why isn't this cop already on a one-way ride to Gitmo? Why isn't FOX calling for an investigation of DC police to weed out any other traitors who need to be prosecuted?


uh, dur-hey, michelle obama is black. therefore it's okay to threaten her.
USA! USA! USA!

/and in case you're 100% stupid, i was being sarcastic there.
 
2012-07-13 11:18:07 AM
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2012-07-13 11:19:38 AM
I'm encouraged people bothered to turned him in.
 
2012-07-13 11:19:48 AM
But if you do, don't worry, your Union will prevent anything bad from happening to you beyond being reassigned to "Administrative Duty".
 
2012-07-13 11:20:21 AM

Generation_D: So where will days of outrage over verbally threatening the president's family be? Why isn't this cop already on a one-way ride to Gitmo? Why isn't FOX calling for an investigation of DC police to weed out any other traitors who need to be prosecuted?


Because seekretmooslimblahjeebussoshalizmz!
 
2012-07-13 11:23:47 AM
And since state and government employees are better than the non, all names were with held
 
2012-07-13 11:23:48 AM
Gitmo the bastard.
 
2012-07-13 11:24:51 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

OH NO HE DIDN'T
 
2012-07-13 11:25:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: I don't understand all the hate for Michelle Obama.


She suggested it might be cool to grow some veggies and get off your fat ass and do a little exercise now and then so obviously WHAAARBARBL! MONKEYSHELL FARTBONGO GONNA FORCE US ALL TO EAT BROCCOLI AND GUMMINT TELLIN ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE HERPITTY DERPITTY DOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2012-07-13 11:25:59 AM
I'm glad this dillweed is getting in trouble for this. He'll be reassigned at least, and maybe fired, and possibly even prosecuted.

Still, there's no reason for pretending, as some of the reportage does, that this was a plot to kill the First Lady. This guy is a would-be Ted Nugent, not a would-be John Hinckley.

/ who had a vision
 
2012-07-13 11:26:37 AM

vestona22: But if you do, don't worry, your Union will prevent anything bad from happening to you beyond being reassigned to "Administrative Duty".


Yeah, this guy should be fired at the first hint of an unsubstantiated rumor claiming he might have made a threat. 'Cause that's the American way. God damn unions getting in the way of real Americans firing people willy-nilly.

The guy sounds like a first-class douche, but really? You think it is a bad thing that the investigation comes before the firing/arrest/punishment?
 
2012-07-13 11:27:12 AM
Still waitin' on that "Kill Whitey" tape, folks.....
 
2012-07-13 11:27:43 AM
This crap was bound to happen with the first African American President. At least it's getting all the closeted racists and bigots out in the open.
 
2012-07-13 11:27:50 AM

Lando Lincoln: Yay, another Michelle Obama thread! Fire up the ignore list!


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2012-07-13 11:28:47 AM
The GOP Base, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Fire his ass. I'm sure some of the unhinged assholes in certain states would be happy to have this jackass on their police force.
 
2012-07-13 11:29:55 AM

AbbeySomeone: I don't understand all the hate for Michelle Obama.


I think most of it is reflected hate from how much they hate the president. However, I truly believe that Michelle having the audacity to tell Bible-Belt parents that feeding their children processed garbage and letting the TV babysit them instead of excercising really struck a blow to their egos.

As far as this guy goes, I think the safe thing to do would be to waterboard him for awhile just to make sure their aren't any co-conspirators still loose.
 
2012-07-13 11:30:43 AM
Woman. Black. Uppity.
 
2012-07-13 11:31:03 AM
Hey, right-wingers: what happened to "Respect the office?" You folks spent eight years telling us that we should make the President and First Lady teflon because of who they are.
 
2012-07-13 11:31:29 AM
Why exactly do people dislike Michelle Obama? She's charmed heads of state the world over, done superb work rebuilding the USAs international image, and has tried to make kids less fat.

Isn't that pretty much a perfect First Lady?
 
2012-07-13 11:32:12 AM
Dude....WTF?!
 
2012-07-13 11:32:34 AM

Generation_D: So where will days of outrage over verbally threatening the president's family be? Why isn't this cop already on a one-way ride to Gitmo? Why isn't FOX calling for an investigation of DC police to weed out any other traitors who need to be prosecuted?



For reals. I'm sure if someone is pressed they give the usual platitudes, but there will otherwise be a collective yawn from the right.
 
2012-07-13 11:33:56 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: I'm glad this dillweed is getting in trouble for this. He'll be reassigned at least, and maybe fired, and possibly even prosecuted.

Still, there's no reason for pretending, as some of the reportage does, that this was a plot to kill the First Lady. This guy is a would-be Ted Nugent, not a would-be John Hinckley.

/ who had a vision


Possibly. But the Secret Service has had it's collective sense of humor surgically removed, and this guy will undergo some rather long and unpleasant questioning.

And I'm OK with that. Don't threaten the First Lady. ANY First Lady. They didn't get elected, and they tend to have good causes, like "eat your vegetables and exercise" or "read more books" or similar. (What was Barbra Bush's cause? I seriously don't remember, but I'm sure it was friendly, benign, and common-sense.)
 
2012-07-13 11:35:55 AM

slayer199: Farking idiots. I'm no fan of The President or his wife (totally disagree with their politics). That being said I respect the office and think anyone that wants to harm either of them is an anti-American moron.


Pop question: There's a carrot and a cookie on the table in front of you. You can only eat one. What do you do?

What do you do?
 
2012-07-13 11:36:18 AM
I don't care if my escort can ride a bike or not, how big are her tits?
 
2012-07-13 11:36:42 AM

Bungles: Isn't that pretty much a perfect First Lady?


Well, there is that one thing about her that seems to get certain folks all worked up...
 
2012-07-13 11:36:51 AM

gimmegimme: Hey, right-wingers: what happened to "Respect the office?" You folks spent eight years telling us that we should make the President and First Lady teflon because of who they are.


The right-wing mind
2001-2009: If you disagree with anything the President says or does, you're committing treason.
2009-present: ....

Also, what I came for: Administrative Duty. Guess they really threw the book at that cop!
 
2012-07-13 11:38:01 AM
What a heaping pile of dumbasses.

Dumbass: the D.C. cop (allegedly) making the threats - because that's just a stupid farking thing to do.

More dumbasses: the "officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to give details of the investigation." . Really? If you're "not authorized", then don't give any details. Refer people to someone who is authorized to comment, or just STFU.

And, these dumbasses: Clarence Williams and Mary Pat Flaherty - when your report needs to use forms of the word "alleged" 10 times in the first 8 sentences including the headline, also contains the sentence "There was no indication of a legitimate danger to Michelle Obama", it's possible that there's not really a story in the first place.

/dumbasses
 
2012-07-13 11:38:11 AM
Didn't he know the first rule of devious planning?

NEVER explain your plan out loud! He is SUCH a dumb-arse!
 
2012-07-13 11:38:14 AM

Gonz: (What was Barbra Bush's cause? I seriously don't remember, but I'm sure it was friendly, benign, and common-sense.)



Childhood literacy.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:40 AM
I want to do something to her myself.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:57 AM
Overzealous Patriotic American

/Michelle Obama might be the hottest first lady in the history of the United States, btw
 
2012-07-13 11:39:27 AM
A D.C. police officer who worked as a motorcycle escort for White House officials and other dignitaries was moved to administrative duty Wednesday after he allegedly was overheard making threatening comments toward Michelle Obama, according to several police officials.

Wow, guys. Take it easy. What he did was very serious, but let's not let it mess up his career or anything.
 
2012-07-13 11:40:08 AM
I don't understand, but then I don't understand most people anymore. How can you want to shoot Mrs. Obama? She is an educated, classy, lady that has not harmed anyone. I don't get all the hate or why the conservatives hate so many people.

Besides if you shoot her now President Obama would get a huge upswing in the polls and it would clinch the election for him.
 
2012-07-13 11:41:22 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: /Michelle Obama might be the hottest first lady in the history of the United States, btw



IMHO, Jackie Kennedy has that title.
 
2012-07-13 11:41:56 AM

buckeyebrain: Also, what I came for: Administrative Duty. Guess they really threw the book at that cop!


The guy did more damage to himself than anything else. "Making threads against the President's family" is significantly worse than even "has a tendency to have suspects trip down stairs" in terms of "things that will end your career as a police officer."

The Secret Service will also be very un-entertained.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:05 AM
Well, if he said "shoot" instead of "kill," and "gun" instead of "firearm," it may have just been a picture of his trouser snake. And then the joke is on...someone. For having looked at a picture of his dick.

/skeet skeet
 
2012-07-13 11:42:20 AM

buckeyebrain: gimmegimme: Hey, right-wingers: what happened to "Respect the office?" You folks spent eight years telling us that we should make the President and First Lady teflon because of who they are.

The right-wing mind
2001-2009: If you disagree with anything the President says or does, you're committing treason.
2009-present: ... Yeah, you guys were right, fark the president!!
(next time there's a repub president): Kiss his ass or die as a traitor!


FTFY
 
2012-07-13 11:42:39 AM

The_Sponge: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: /Michelle Obama might be the hottest first lady in the history of the United States, btw


IMHO, Jackie Kennedy has that title.


Eh, if you like that look I suppose.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:59 AM

Bungles: Why exactly do people dislike Michelle Obama? She's charmed heads of state the world over, done superb work rebuilding the USAs international image, and has tried to make kids less fat.

Isn't that pretty much a perfect First Lady?


I absolutely hated Bush - he was terrible as a President and as a guy, seemed to be fairly clueless. He seemed to be a good husband and father, though, but that's not relevant to the discussion.

I never thought anything particularly bad about Laura Bush. In fact, I don't remember anyone thinking Laura was bad. She wanted kids to read more, wanted parents to read to their kids more, and worked hard to raise awareness of women's health issues. No one disliked her, and no one - right or left - said anything particularly bad about her. Anyone on the left who did say bad things about her was fairly marginalized.

But the Right has gone nuts about Michelle - and it's not just basement-dwellers. Fox News commentators, Republican politicians...big names have said horrible things about her because she had the audacity to suggest that kids might need to eat a healthier diet. Why does the Right get a free pass to say these sorts of things about someone who has been fairly apolitical and certainly no more political than any other First Lady?
 
2012-07-13 11:44:58 AM

keylock71: Bungles: Isn't that pretty much a perfect First Lady?

Well, there is that one thing about her that seems to get certain folks all worked up...


dat ass?
 
2012-07-13 11:45:00 AM

AbbeySomeone: I don't understand all the hate for Michelle Obama.

Oh, that's right, she's 'uppity'.


I kinda get it. No one voted for her, why should she get to influence policy? I voted for her husband based on the platform he campaigned on, not her.

I don't get wanting to kill her though.

/Yes I hate all First Ladies that get involved in policy, even Abby Bartlett.
 
2012-07-13 11:45:16 AM
IT *WOULD HAVE BEEN* AN INSIDE JOB!
 
2012-07-13 11:45:54 AM

Bungles: Why exactly do people dislike Michelle Obama? She's charmed heads of state the world over, done superb work rebuilding the USAs international image, and has tried to make kids less fat.

Isn't that pretty much a perfect First Lady?


She's also the wife of the guy who wants to increase funding to the cops while running against a guy who thinks cops are overpaid.

The answer of course is because she's black.
 
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