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(AsiaOne)   It's one thing if you can feel God talking to you. It's another thing if you feel He's saying you're the King of Ghosts and you should castrate yourself   (asiaone.com) divider line 24
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2012-07-13 12:52:32 PM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure that's schizophrenia no matter how you slice it subby.
2012-07-13 01:08:11 PM  
2 votes:
Lucky bastard. God only told me that I was the Prince of Poltergeists and that I must circumcise myself. It's so unfair!
2012-07-13 12:41:07 PM  
2 votes:
What the King of Ghosts may look like:

www.funinfused.com
2012-07-13 12:37:15 PM  
2 votes:
If you think you are the King of Ghosts, then perhaps castration, thus taking you out of the breeding pool, isn't such a bad idea. In the programming world, we'd say "That's a feature, not a bug".
2012-07-13 12:37:00 PM  
2 votes:
It's one thing if you can feel God talking to you. It's another thing if you feel He's saying you're the King of Ghosts and you should castrate yourself

No it's not. It's the same damn thing. If you hear voices from people that don't exist, you're a nutcase and need to be evaluated by a mental health specialist.
2012-07-13 06:14:06 PM  
1 votes:
God always talks to me! Just yesterday he said, "look at the tits on that!"
www.ithemeworld.com
2012-07-13 01:56:12 PM  
1 votes:
disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com

Excuse me... why does the King of Ghosts need ma ballz?
2012-07-13 01:24:41 PM  
1 votes:
Finally, a god that tells people to stop reproducing.
2012-07-13 12:56:53 PM  
1 votes:
I mean yeah, if you're the King of Ghosts... by all means... castrating oneself is the next logical conclusion... But what i don't get why he believed he was the King of Ghosts in the first place.
2012-07-13 12:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
well if he had minimum 1 image of child porn on his hard drive, it wouldn't have ALL been in vain.
2012-07-13 12:52:59 PM  
1 votes:
Where he keeps them now.

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
2012-07-13 12:50:51 PM  
1 votes:

Porous Horace: Boring stories on fark all day today.
I demand better ones!


Why wait for someone to do it for you? Since you're so picky, why not go do something that generates a few interesting articles for Fark?

I'll be here waiting for the link.
2012-07-13 12:49:54 PM  
1 votes:

BurnShrike: It's one thing if you can feel God talking to you. It's another thing if you feel He's saying you're the King of Ghosts and you should castrate yourself

No it's not. It's the same damn thing. If you hear voices from people that don't exist, you're a nutcase and need to be evaluated by a mental health specialist.


Something like 85%of the US population claims that they believe in a personal supernatural being who takes a direct interest in their lives. How come not a single one of them is likely to stop and say, "Well, maybe he's telling the truth."
2012-07-13 12:49:15 PM  
1 votes:
Boring stories on fark all day today.
I demand better ones!
2012-07-13 12:47:41 PM  
1 votes:
(In a high pitched, squeaky voice) Take it from me, that's not God talking.
2012-07-13 12:47:34 PM  
1 votes:
i416.photobucket.com
Looks like my job is done.
2012-07-13 12:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
Came in for "No, actually they're the same thing." Left satisfied.
2012-07-13 12:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
Lewis Black in reference to that cult of people who committed suicide because they believed a UFO was behind a comet... Part of said cult included no drinking, no smoking, no drugs, and no sex unless you were castrated...

"I want to believe there's this little voice of survival in peoples heads and that when they are standing at the toilet with their pecker and a weed whacker it goes off and says 'Hey I don't think this is a good idea, maybe we should join a bowling team instead.'"
2012-07-13 12:42:52 PM  
1 votes:
maybe he thought if he was the King of Ghosts he'd be a billionaire
shamone
2012-07-13 12:41:39 PM  
1 votes:
Luv tha pic
2012-07-13 12:38:29 PM  
1 votes:
Ghost King? How could he castrate himself if he was the King of Ghosts...?
2012-07-13 12:36:57 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: You can see his balls in the reflection of the knife.


Brings back memories
2012-07-13 12:35:58 PM  
1 votes:
Don't judge me, you didn't hear Him.
2012-07-13 11:11:39 AM  
1 votes:
You can see his balls in the reflection of the knife.
 
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