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(AsiaOne)   It's one thing if you can feel God talking to you. It's another thing if you feel He's saying you're the King of Ghosts and you should castrate yourself   (asiaone.com) divider line 67
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2012-07-13 01:56:12 PM  
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Excuse me... why does the King of Ghosts need ma ballz?
 
2012-07-13 02:04:09 PM  

gimmegimme: genner: gimmegimme: How dare all of you disrespect this man's concept of spirituality? We have Freedom of Religion in this country and it applies to ALL religions, not just the mainstream ones. Or don't you folks believe all religions are equally deserving of respect?


Ridicule, yes. Respect no.

Freedom also means the freedom to disrespect.
They have the freedom to believe what they want and so do I.
I believe there are idiots in this world.

I just get frustrated. Yahweh tells a man to cut off his son's foreskin and they don't think the believer is weird. But when a man hears a deity tell him to cut off his testes, people make fun of him for his believe and apply logic and reason. It's not consistent thinking.


Logic, reason and consistent, sane thinking are antathema to Religion

Religion
 
2012-07-13 02:11:45 PM  

gimmegimme: genner: gimmegimme: How dare all of you disrespect this man's concept of spirituality? We have Freedom of Religion in this country and it applies to ALL religions, not just the mainstream ones. Or don't you folks believe all religions are equally deserving of respect?


Ridicule, yes. Respect, no.

Freedom also means the freedom to disrespect.
They have the freedom to believe what they want and so do I.
I believe there are idiots in this world.

I just get frustrated. Yahweh tells a man to cut off his son's foreskin and they don't think the believer is weird. But when a man hears a deity tell him to cut off his testes, people make fun of him for his believe and apply logic and reason. It's not consistent thinking.

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Logic, reason and consistent, sane thinking are antathema to Religion

/not sure WTF happened on that Boobies
 
2012-07-13 02:12:50 PM  

genner: gimmegimme: genner: gimmegimme: How dare all of you disrespect this man's concept of spirituality? We have Freedom of Religion in this country and it applies to ALL religions, not just the mainstream ones. Or don't you folks believe all religions are equally deserving of respect?

Freedom also means the freedom to disrespect.
They have the freedom to believe what they want and so do I.
I believe there are idiots in this world.

I just get frustrated. Yahweh tells a man to cut off his son's foreskin and they don't think the believer is weird. But when a man hears a deity tell him to cut off his testes, people make fun of him for his believe and apply logic and reason. It's not consistent thinking.

It's perfectly consistent if you believe Yahweh is the one true God.


Yahweh would never tell someone to cut of his balls.

Deuteronomy 23:1 "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the Lord's people.

What we have here is another Christian who never read the bible.
 
2012-07-13 02:19:08 PM  
I've got a voice in my head that tells me what to do all the time, but it's never once said anything about castration.

Course, that's probably because the voice comes from my weiner.

/then again, the last girlfriend was a lot like castration, and she was entirely his idea. Maybe I can relate?
 
2012-07-13 02:22:40 PM  

DerAppie: genner: gimmegimme: genner: gimmegimme: How dare all of you disrespect this man's concept of spirituality? We have Freedom of Religion in this country and it applies to ALL religions, not just the mainstream ones. Or don't you folks believe all religions are equally deserving of respect?

Freedom also means the freedom to disrespect.
They have the freedom to believe what they want and so do I.
I believe there are idiots in this world.

I just get frustrated. Yahweh tells a man to cut off his son's foreskin and they don't think the believer is weird. But when a man hears a deity tell him to cut off his testes, people make fun of him for his believe and apply logic and reason. It's not consistent thinking.

It's perfectly consistent if you believe Yahweh is the one true God.

Yahweh would never tell someone to cut of his balls.

Deuteronomy 23:1 "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the Lord's people.

What we have here is another Christian who never read the bible.


So Yahweh orders people to kill their children. He orders fathers to sell their raped daughters to their rapists. He orders his followers to commit genocide. He orders people to stone raped women to death if they don't cry out when they're in the city walls.

But he draws the line at castration. Fascinating.

I agree...many Christians haven't read the whole bible!
 
2012-07-13 02:27:54 PM  
Religion - god made the earth and the sun and moon go around it.

science - but what about these planets? the math doesn't work out unless we employ crazy corrections. Clearly the sun is still and the earth goes around.

Religion - Heresy!

Science - no, look here all the math works out

New scientist - but what about Mercury? Why can't you predict it's orbit? Try this special relativity, it makes the math work out better.

Religion and science - Heresy!

new science, - it even explains these measurable differences in mass.

Newer science - but look at the orbital speeds of stars in galaxies, they don't obey the math as predicted.

New Sciency Religion - galaxies act the way they do because of this magical stuff God made called "Dark Matter" You can't see it or detect it in any way, In fact the only reason God made it was so our equations would work out again.
 
2012-07-13 02:40:27 PM  
King of Ghosts =/= Holy Ghost

Just saying...
 
2012-07-13 02:42:07 PM  

calags: King of Ghosts =/= Holy Ghost

Just saying...


Really? What are the differences between the two? Can you define both terms? What proof do you have for the validity of one over the other?
 
2012-07-13 02:53:25 PM  
he castrated himself

"he castrated himself "

He ran out of fingertips to go "missing"?
 
2012-07-13 04:35:08 PM  
Proof of evolution. This man has obviously evolved an special little voice to keep him out of the gene pool.
 
2012-07-13 05:31:25 PM  
I hate being male so much that when I'm crying I'll often think about doing this to myself. I want them gone. =(
 
2012-07-13 06:14:06 PM  
God always talks to me! Just yesterday he said, "look at the tits on that!"
www.ithemeworld.com
 
2012-07-13 06:19:05 PM  

Myria: I hate being male so much that when I'm crying I'll often think about doing this to myself. I want them gone. =(


Do it then. Surgically, that is, if your being serious.
 
2012-07-13 07:18:34 PM  
The article says he had an accident earlier in the day, then began acting weirdly and was standing outside his house with the knife, just staring. How sad if the voice was just a concussion or some other temporary effect and he did this to himself. That would suck.
 
2012-07-13 07:33:09 PM  

Porous Horace: Boring stories on fark all day today.
I demand better ones!


There is no such thing as a boring story, only boring posters - thankfully - a rarity on Fark. And in fact, Fark posters can - and have, on countless occasions - taken an otherwise boring story and made it interesting/fun/controversial by their comments alone.
 
2012-07-13 07:37:05 PM  

gimmegimme: genner: gimmegimme: How dare all of you disrespect this man's concept of spirituality? We have Freedom of Religion in this country and it applies to ALL religions, not just the mainstream ones. Or don't you folks believe all religions are equally deserving of respect?

Freedom also means the freedom to disrespect.
They have the freedom to believe what they want and so do I.
I believe there are idiots in this world.

I just get frustrated. Yahweh tells a man to cut off his son's foreskin and they don't think the believer is weird. But when a man hears a deity tell him to cut off his testes, people make fun of him for his believe and apply logic and reason. It's not consistent thinking.


Actually I think that a faith in Yahweh telling a man to cut off his son's foreskin is exactly as mentally unbalanced as this dude in TFA. I've always thought that following anyone who tells you to cut off a piece of yourself because a voice told them so is completely insane. Whether or not you like my thinking, I do have consistency, I think all religious people are living in their own version of insanity, and are incapable of realising it is insanity. But if someone wants to cut off bits of his own body, let him, it's his. People tattoo, pierce or otherwise modify themselves all the time. As long as he doesn't tell other people to follow his brand of crazy.

Also, as House said, if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
 
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