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(NW Florida Daily News)   Man's phone is stolen. Man calls stolen phone. Woman answer stolen phone. Woman wants money for the phone. Man offers $20. Woman hangs up. Woman calls back and demands $50 for phone's safe return. Denzel Washington will star in the movie   ( divider line
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2012-07-13 11:17:42 AM  
5 votes:

Marcy Darcy sure has let herself go.
2012-07-13 11:17:34 AM  
1 vote:

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone. 'Cause there is a dead woman on the other end of this farkin' line.
2012-07-13 10:57:28 AM  
1 vote:
$50 would buy a decent haircut. She wouldn't have to say "give me the butch" to her barber the next time
2012-07-13 10:48:25 AM  
1 vote:
50 bucks is enough for a couple of rocks. You can't get that for $20.
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