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(Redding Record Searchlight)   You've just escaped from a mental institution, what next? Why, go swimming naked in the bottom of a canyon   (redding.com) divider line 40
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2012-07-13 02:10:17 AM
Wouldn't you?
 
2012-07-13 02:10:42 AM
hey ! that's my kind of people
 
2012-07-13 02:12:08 AM
Commandeer a bus, then charter a fishing boat?
 
2012-07-13 02:14:49 AM
Didn't see any mention of him doing any swimming. But hey, whatever makes for a funnier headline.
 
2012-07-13 02:15:04 AM
Guy escapes from an institution, goes on a nature hike, maybe decides to go au natural, then gets a helicopter ride back to the institution for nothing. Maybe he was thinking he had it kind of good.
 
2012-07-13 02:15:37 AM
Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.
 
2012-07-13 02:21:30 AM
That's where the water is.

Swimming at the top where the river used to be would be crazy.
 
2012-07-13 02:22:10 AM

fusillade762: Didn't see any mention of him doing any swimming. But hey, whatever makes for a funnier headline.


It said he was dehydrated. What more do you want?
 
2012-07-13 02:22:11 AM
Aw...I was gonna say "go fishing"

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2012-07-13 02:23:46 AM

Deacon Blue: Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.


Naked is fun.
 
2012-07-13 02:37:22 AM
What, should he swim clothed? That'd be nuts.
 
2012-07-13 02:39:44 AM
you'd be crazy not to
 
2012-07-13 02:44:12 AM

Deacon Blue: Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.


With tweakers, it's almost invariably heat. They can get temperatures will in excess of 104*, with certain areas seeing even higher focal temperatures. For example, the pox-like marks on addicts' faces/bodies are caused via extreme focal areas of heat that dehydrate that tissue, and cause it to be damaged.
 
2012-07-13 02:44:30 AM

LordOfThePings: fusillade762: Didn't see any mention of him doing any swimming. But hey, whatever makes for a funnier headline.

It said he was dehydrated. What more do you want?


You mean being in the water saps moisture from your body by osmosis?
 
2012-07-13 02:44:39 AM
FTFA:

"...on Thursday the man was spotted walking in nude in the Pit River ..."

I've gone walking in nude. It's not that cool, trust me.
 
2012-07-13 02:45:11 AM
Sounds like one of the more enjoyable ways of waiting for the men in white.
 
2012-07-13 02:47:51 AM

fusillade762: Didn't see any mention of him doing any swimming. But hey, whatever makes for a funnier headline.


ftfa: "the man was spotted walking in nude in the Pit River at the bottom of the rugged canyon"

So, wading, at least.
 
2012-07-13 02:50:02 AM

Deacon Blue: Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.


Well, if he kept wearing the straightjacket, he'd stand out.
 
2012-07-13 02:52:54 AM

The 4chan Psychiatrist: Deacon Blue: Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.

With tweakers, it's almost invariably heat. They can get temperatures will in excess of 104*, with certain areas seeing even higher focal temperatures. For example, the pox-like marks on addicts' faces/bodies are caused via extreme focal areas of heat that dehydrate that tissue, and cause it to be damaged.


You sound real smart and stuff (seriously), so I'm going with this.


doglover:

Naked is fun.

Doglover has a point, however.
 
2012-07-13 03:11:23 AM
I fail to see the problem with this.
 
2012-07-13 03:30:40 AM
You've just escaped from a mental institution, what next?

brokelyn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Make soap.

Just in case you don't know who that is

/All one!
 
2012-07-13 03:45:42 AM

illannoyin: Just in case you don't know who that is


Thelma Meyer?
 
2012-07-13 05:16:30 AM
take me to the river
 
2012-07-13 05:55:21 AM
doglover: Naked is fun.

Not if your body looks like mine.
 
2012-07-13 07:17:46 AM

illannoyin: You've just escaped from a mental institution, what next?

[brokelyn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 250x343]

Make soap.

Just in case you don't know who that is

/All one!



Huh. That was an interesting read. Rather an unusual fellow, apparently. Thanks.
 
2012-07-13 07:18:22 AM
I escaped from a mental hospital once. Um. I didn't get naked though.

They eventually caught up to me because I passed out in an ant hill under a bush and a concerned local phoned the police. I spent the next week back in the hospital, covered in ant bites, with the most bored-looking police officer standing outside my room. I don't know whether he was the new guy, or if he'd really done something to piss off the chief, but his days were about as fun-filled as mine were.

/recovered from the ant bites
//recovered from the crazy... mostly
 
2012-07-13 07:43:36 AM
www.virtual-history.com

We are all naked in the eyes of the Lord.
 
2012-07-13 07:52:48 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Aw...I was gonna say "go fishing"

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Thank you for the reference to Randall Patrick McMurphy. Nurse Rached, please make a note. The facility must increase the amount of saltpeter in the residents food.
 
2012-07-13 08:08:43 AM

SwiftFox: That's where the water is.

Swimming at the top where the river used to be would be crazy.


Right. Subby is confused by nature and such.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-07-13 08:20:39 AM
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probably didn't like the robot food.
 
2012-07-13 08:43:21 AM
The controversial ending to the novel One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

/didn't see the movie
 
2012-07-13 08:43:56 AM

farkityfarker: doglover: Naked is fun.

Not if your body looks like mine.


You need to get over yourself. The thought of getting naked in front of others is a wonderful weight loss motivator.

Also, tan fat looks better than pale fat.

Enjoy! It's incredibly liberating!
 
2012-07-13 08:59:19 AM

Deacon Blue: Seriously, wtf is it with manics / tweaks tearing their clothes off? Do they get all worked up and feel hot? They can farking hit hard, too.


The feeling of clothes next to one's body is somedays enough to make me want set myself on fire just to get them off quicker.

Seriously.. it gets that bad some days.


plus hey subby.. would you rather we swim naked at the top of a canyon?

/and they call us crazy
 
2012-07-13 09:00:16 AM

fusillade762: LordOfThePings: fusillade762: Didn't see any mention of him doing any swimming. But hey, whatever makes for a funnier headline.

It said he was dehydrated. What more do you want?

You mean being in the water saps moisture from your body by osmosis?


yes
 
2012-07-13 09:01:39 AM
could be a lot worse.
 
2012-07-13 09:36:32 AM
trust me, it's more fun to escape, or attempt to escape from the mental institution than stay there. It was always a fun time when someone attempted escape when I was there. It is hilarious to watch the staff chase patients down the road on foot.
 
2012-07-13 09:48:59 AM

SwiftFox: That's where the water is.

Swimming at the top where the river used to be would be crazy.


Came to say this. I see you have it covered. Fark on.
 
2012-07-13 11:44:02 AM
I tried to swim in the top of a canyon and it didn't work.
 
2012-07-13 02:13:31 PM

farkityfarker: doglover: Naked is fun.

Not if your body looks like mine.


You have the nicest view, then.
 
2012-07-13 03:39:36 PM
If he was really looney, he should've been swimming at the top of the canyon, fully dressed (preferably formal wear).
 
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