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(Fox News)   Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand   (latino.foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-07-13 07:58:44 AM  
3 votes:

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


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2012-07-13 09:26:18 AM  
2 votes:

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I don't mind. It's not every thread, sometimes I laugh. Is derping picture-free really that important to you?
I mean, this story's a non-issue, really. Woman accused of felony, whirls around and tries to sling mud on witness. What the hell else do you want to say about it?
2012-07-13 09:09:23 AM  
2 votes:

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


www.fugly.com

2012-07-13 08:37:21 AM  
2 votes:
I know it won't happen, but I would love to see this woman someday gain national prominence. First perhaps as Governor of Florida, and then as a Presidential candidate or Vice Presidential candidate. Of course only after she came out of the closet and openly admitted that she's a lesbian.

A Republican, African American, openly lesbian woman would explode an epic amount of heads.

Of course in reality, she will never get the base of Republicans to support her, so she will never get very far. However, If Governor Luthor/Voldemort gets convicted of something while in office, she would be Governor.
2012-07-13 05:22:03 AM  
2 votes:
Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.
2012-07-13 02:41:31 AM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio


Hmmm... he's received quite a bit of political donations from Super PACs that aren't really relevant to his work in the Senate, such as Halliburton; he spent the whole period of the BP oil disaster shilling for Big Oil and apologizing to BP for people having the audacity to blame them for things; and he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya. This is the guy that kept the Iraq and Afghanistan wars off the books for the Bush administration.

Link

So yeah, sounds like he's perfect for the job. Conservatives will eat him up like an ice cream cone with sprinkles and a cherry.
2012-07-13 01:25:28 PM  
1 vote:

Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.


I think, with all due respect, the problem is less that you do not care what she does behind closed doors, and more that she associates herself with those who not only do but want to go kicking down doors and oppressing others for whom they share their genitaliasons with.

It's a probable overreaction, but when a party is inclined towards lock-step unity, regardless of results, the negative has to accompany the positive. She might be a sane, non-theocratic, non-oppressive Sistah of the Right, who just likes tighter budgets than most - she could be a fiscal hawk or not really inclined towards federal handouts because she believes private citizens look out for each other better than the government (which I disagree with and would call naive, but this isn't about me).

She could be a generally nice person, overall, but she still associates with the Party of Pray-The-Gay-Away. That association will be why she'shiat with the hypocrisy hammer, more than anything else. If it helped her become a successful (since she had the attractive part down pat IMNSHO) African American, her choice of company can also be what brings her down for contradicting their 'ideals', and likely cause her to be devoured in the feeding frenzy resulting from their gnashing of teeth as they go for blood and purge.

/damn shame too
//maybe it's just a phase
///the Republican thing, I mean...
2012-07-13 12:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer Bat Boy Rick Scott to Voldemort Rick Scott.

slackist: TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.


Not remotely the worst thing "befouling threads" here. Are you new?
2012-07-13 10:10:38 AM  
1 vote:

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


No, no let him be, it's much more entertaining then the damn foll illiterate trolls
2012-07-13 09:25:41 AM  
1 vote:
ox45tallboy posts are the only thing that'll get me to scroll through, yet alone participate in, a whole politics tab thread these days.

The tab is otherwise a humorless wasteland populated by the mentally malformed who scream at each other in incoherent grunts that may have once resembled a language long lost.
2012-07-13 09:15:17 AM  
1 vote:
So, are there actually any straight Republican politicians, or is the entire party just one big closet?

/Guess I'm too straight for the GOP
//Not narrow, mind you.
2012-07-13 08:59:09 AM  
1 vote:

Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason


t3.gstatic.com
2012-07-13 08:53:45 AM  
1 vote:

phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?


Best thing since Freep Impact
2012-07-13 08:49:55 AM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?
2012-07-13 08:29:51 AM  
1 vote:

andrewagill: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


The Fark Politics Tab is a thread-fine symbiotic harmony that must not be disrupted. Even the repetitive posts by one species or another creates a complex interdependence that allows the whole society to thrive and develop its true potential.


I laughed. Heartily.

Yea guys, that's what Fark needs. Less humor, MOAR OUTRAGE!!!!

*eyeroll*
2012-07-13 07:50:34 AM  
1 vote:

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


He's funny. There's just too much of it.
2012-07-13 07:29:31 AM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?
2012-07-13 06:08:05 AM  
1 vote:

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I sure hope you're kidding.

Because I was just thinking this thing he started (and others have joined in, also being funny) might just take away the dull headache that is the 2012 election.

Random whatsisface and enviro-douche post much more frequently, and while that shiat is funny, it's funny for a whole different reason.
2012-07-13 05:56:40 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe she was outed as a trial balloon for Romney picking Condi as a running mate. (Another decent looking black woman rumored to be a lesbian)
2012-07-13 05:52:02 AM  
1 vote:
Am I just tired or was that one of the most rambling, poorly worded articles in the history of FAUX News?
2012-07-13 04:35:44 AM  
1 vote:

ox45tallboy: supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

[www.ijreview.com image 429x509]

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"


I am ready to turn gay for you ox.
2012-07-13 04:23:41 AM  
1 vote:

doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.


4.bp.blogspot.com

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."

2012-07-13 03:55:20 AM  
1 vote:
Interesting.. but I'm still not giving Fox a click.

Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.
2012-07-13 02:22:58 AM  
1 vote:

unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.


He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.
2012-07-13 02:20:55 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes
2012-07-13 02:18:04 AM  
1 vote:

ox45tallboy: unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x424]

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"


No way he goes with a white male.
2012-07-13 02:17:30 AM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos.


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"Well, I've got a few on my cell phone, but those, um, aren't for, um... public consumption."

2012-07-13 02:13:15 AM  
1 vote:

unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"

2012-07-13 02:07:41 AM  
1 vote:
www.tampabay.com

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.
2012-07-13 02:04:29 AM  
1 vote:

Dufus: In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"It's good to be king."

2012-07-12 11:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
Hot is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.
 
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