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(Fox News)   Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand   (latino.foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-07-13 09:12:34 AM  
speaking of lesbians, I think Rmoney should ask Hillary Clinton to be his VP
 
2012-07-13 09:15:17 AM  
So, are there actually any straight Republican politicians, or is the entire party just one big closet?

/Guess I'm too straight for the GOP
//Not narrow, mind you.
 
2012-07-13 09:18:42 AM  

indoorplant: [www.freedomsphoenix.com image 520x328]


That is what crucio looks like.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:21 AM  

Jackson Herring: Trawg: Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason

[t3.gstatic.com image 225x224]

seriously, as the king of unfunny posters I recognize one when I see one.


Ha!
Lol
Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:21 AM  
indoorplant:

Wow. Bit too close to reality for me....
*retch*

Glad I don live in Florida no mo. Man is evil.
He needs a cape or supervillan outfit.
Except Pixar taught me capes are a baaaad idea.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:41 AM  
ox45tallboy posts are the only thing that'll get me to scroll through, yet alone participate in, a whole politics tab thread these days.

The tab is otherwise a humorless wasteland populated by the mentally malformed who scream at each other in incoherent grunts that may have once resembled a language long lost.
 
2012-07-13 09:26:18 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I don't mind. It's not every thread, sometimes I laugh. Is derping picture-free really that important to you?
I mean, this story's a non-issue, really. Woman accused of felony, whirls around and tries to sling mud on witness. What the hell else do you want to say about it?
 
2012-07-13 09:36:20 AM  

TheMysticS: Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.


www.reactionface.info

 
2012-07-13 09:43:32 AM  
Who would have guessed that Wanda Sykes look-alike was a lesbian?
 
2012-07-13 09:51:27 AM  
Wow. anyone got suggestions for a background color that complements decently with most photos? I just favorited ox45tallboy.
 
2012-07-13 09:54:35 AM  

Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?


When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.
 
2012-07-13 09:58:46 AM  

ox45tallboy: he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya


Yeah, I'm sure that'll go over well.
 
2012-07-13 10:00:58 AM  
i need to see a photo of the lickly suspects before i decide if i should outrage or not
 
2012-07-13 10:03:06 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


some do, some don't
 
2012-07-13 10:10:38 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


No, no let him be, it's much more entertaining then the damn foll illiterate trolls
 
2012-07-13 10:13:41 AM  

Somacandra: /nice Douglas Adams there


Yeah, that was pretty much where I stopped reading the headline, because I knew what I wanted to say
 
2012-07-13 10:15:08 AM  

andrewagill: Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.


I think the joke is on you.

The character in the book is named for the estate agency, not the other way around.
 
2012-07-13 10:15:09 AM  

Jackson Herring: phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?

no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason


you act like there's something wrong with that

are you perchance a republican?
 
2012-07-13 10:41:03 AM  

indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.


Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.
 
2012-07-13 10:54:21 AM  
I think Rick Scott looks more like Moloch the Mystic from Watchmen.
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 11:20:38 AM  
Has she resigned yet?
 
2012-07-13 11:31:08 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


if only real life was more like skinemax. - bruce lee
 
2012-07-13 12:16:44 PM  
I prefer Bat Boy Rick Scott to Voldemort Rick Scott.

slackist: TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.


Not remotely the worst thing "befouling threads" here. Are you new?
 
2012-07-13 01:10:01 PM  

ox45tallboy: TheMysticS: Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.


See, that's funny!

i still wuv u ox.
Pocket Ninja Yellow, man.
 
2012-07-13 01:25:28 PM  

Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.


I think, with all due respect, the problem is less that you do not care what she does behind closed doors, and more that she associates herself with those who not only do but want to go kicking down doors and oppressing others for whom they share their genitaliasons with.

It's a probable overreaction, but when a party is inclined towards lock-step unity, regardless of results, the negative has to accompany the positive. She might be a sane, non-theocratic, non-oppressive Sistah of the Right, who just likes tighter budgets than most - she could be a fiscal hawk or not really inclined towards federal handouts because she believes private citizens look out for each other better than the government (which I disagree with and would call naive, but this isn't about me).

She could be a generally nice person, overall, but she still associates with the Party of Pray-The-Gay-Away. That association will be why she'shiat with the hypocrisy hammer, more than anything else. If it helped her become a successful (since she had the attractive part down pat IMNSHO) African American, her choice of company can also be what brings her down for contradicting their 'ideals', and likely cause her to be devoured in the feeding frenzy resulting from their gnashing of teeth as they go for blood and purge.

/damn shame too
//maybe it's just a phase
///the Republican thing, I mean...
 
2012-07-13 01:34:24 PM  

Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.


I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.
 
2012-07-13 01:39:40 PM  

indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.


So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.
 
2012-07-13 02:02:02 PM  

gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.


News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.
 
2012-07-13 02:04:01 PM  

indylaw: gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.

News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.


Okay, so when is Vitter the Shiatter going to have his press conference? What about Tom Coburn?
 
2012-07-13 02:07:35 PM  

gimmegimme: indylaw: gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.

News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.

Okay, so when is Vitter the Shiatter going to have his press conference? What about Tom Coburn?


It's possible she won't resign. That doesn't mean that she hasn't been politically damaged.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:26 PM  
FTFA - "She says she walked in and found Carroll and Ramos "in what can only be described as a compromising position.""

And that's why she's a sniviling vindictive piece of trash. I would force her to describe what she saw in detail.

"i saw the Lt. Gov on her desk, skirt up and legs akimbo, and her Aide's head was furiously between her thighs."

/ that was easy /
 
2012-07-13 09:50:56 PM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


Occasionally. I had him on ignore for awhile because he annoyed me, but I decided recently that he deserved a second chance. Nevertheless, the ignore button is right there.
 
2012-07-13 10:14:59 PM  

cretinbob: andrewagill: Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.

I think the joke is on you.

The character in the book is named for the estate agency, not the other way around.


I am aware of this, which is why I made the joke.

/Actually, I'm not sure if this qualifies as a joke.
 
2012-07-14 03:56:25 AM  

VoiceOfBob: FTFA - "She says she walked in and found Carroll and Ramos "in what can only be described as a compromising position.""

And that's why she's a sniviling vindictive piece of trash. I would force her to describe what she saw in detail.

"i saw the Lt. Gov on her desk, skirt up and legs akimbo, and her Aide's head was furiously between her thighs."

/ that was easy /


Yeah, bullshiat on the "could only be described as..."

biatch, if two chicks getting down could only be described one way, Penthouse Letters would be a postcard instead of a magazine. Use your farking adjectives!

"Her soft pink tongue strobed into the Lieutenant Governor's shame tunnel; like the sensitive forked organ of a timber rattlesnake on MDMA, furrowing into the most fertile of rat-holes in time with the cosmic bass of the universe."

Its not like we get black lesbian Republican sex scandals every day. Your legal prose should reflect the occasion.
 
2012-07-14 04:35:44 AM  

Wyalt Derp: I like my GOP Lt Gov of FL's like I like my coffee.


This made more sense before they changed the headline. Not much more, admittedly.
 
2012-07-14 11:47:21 AM  
Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand

Yeah, from the underside.
 
2012-07-16 02:42:55 PM  
ox45tallboy, I love you.
 
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