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(Fox News)   Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand   (latino.foxnews.com) divider line 137
    More: Florida, Florida Department, Puerto Rican, GOP, Florida law, Florida Times-Union, involvement, lesbians, John Konkus  
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2012-07-13 06:20:39 AM  

rynthetyn: Granted, I've kind of been out of the loop but I hadn't heard any rumors whatsoever about Jennifer Carroll. Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean....


I'm guessing she's been licked clean by now...
 
2012-07-13 06:21:02 AM  

ox45tallboy: VJStinger: Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

[www.globalpost.com image 525x350]

"Go on..."


NOOOO!!!
 
2012-07-13 06:49:19 AM  
I like my GOP Lt Gov of FL's like I like my coffee.
 
2012-07-13 06:54:06 AM  
Came for the Hotblack Desiato jokes,

i158.photobucket.com

Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.
 
2012-07-13 06:56:37 AM  

Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!


How does he smell?
 
2012-07-13 07:07:40 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!

How does he smell?


Kind of like a combination of rotten orange rind and fetid feet, but that's not important right now.
 
2012-07-13 07:08:49 AM  

Somacandra: unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.

He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.


So he'll pick another white dude in order to be the We're/White Men are Back In Control ticket? Mmm, makes sense. He is a Mormon, after all. And if he really did hold kids down and cut off their hair because they were gay, if he really did dress up as a cop for the Lulz and his daddy gave him the uniform to do it in (how does not count as false impersonation?), if he sees nothing wrong with how he treated the family dog, and if he sees nothing wrong with getting so ticked off at losing at family functions that he changes the rules so that he wins.............. yeah.

And there's an uncomfortable portion of Americans (of all stripes) who would love the symbolism of We're/White Men are Back in Control. It would be very comforting to them. They'd deal with his Mormonism later.

Obama's gonna have to work harder for this election. Not just be twice as good, but seven times as good just to be considered almost as good. Obama is still getting grief for the birth certificate, while Romney gets to distort reality every time he opens his mouth. This is not good.
 
2012-07-13 07:16:08 AM  

Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]


www.dvd-forum.at
Dad??!
 
2012-07-13 07:20:52 AM  
Link

And here she is screaming about Jesus and railing against scientists and evolution at a Ralph reed convention. Yet another page in a seemingly endless book of loathsome hypocritical republicans.
 
2012-07-13 07:24:13 AM  
Seems like there is too much detail for it to be completely false. They tried to throw the wrong woman under the bus, and she's spilling the beans.
 
2012-07-13 07:27:01 AM  

Cromulent User Name: Link

And here she is screaming about Jesus and railing against scientists and evolution at a Ralph reed convention. Yet another page in a seemingly endless book of loathsome hypocritical republicans.


Ah. I was wondering what a black woman was doing in the Republican party. She's mentally ill.
 
2012-07-13 07:29:31 AM  
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?
 
2012-07-13 07:31:43 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


No.
 
2012-07-13 07:35:18 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


I think so, his snark is pretty good and we certainly need an injection of some humour, or its curl up in a foetal position and scream from the sheet madness of it all....


/your mileage may vary
 
2012-07-13 07:36:36 AM  
sheer.

/needs much more coffee
 
2012-07-13 07:50:34 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


He's funny. There's just too much of it.
 
2012-07-13 07:50:40 AM  
And if they weren't a bunch of bigots, they could just call the whole thing a very sexy but inappropriate relationship and write it off. Instead it's a big scandal.
 
2012-07-13 07:57:16 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: And if they weren't a bunch of bigots, they could just call the whole thing a very sexy but inappropriate relationship and write it off. Instead it's a big scandal.


No shiat... Who cares?
 
2012-07-13 07:58:44 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


i78.photobucket.com
The Fark Politics Tab is a thread-fine symbiotic harmony that must not be disrupted. Even the repetitive posts by one species or another creates a complex interdependence that allows the whole society to thrive and develop its true potential.
 
2012-07-13 08:02:33 AM  

ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

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""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."


Lo que hiciste ahi, yo lo vi...
 
2012-07-13 08:04:28 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


NO. But I knew she was bi from day one.
 
2012-07-13 08:06:16 AM  
Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?
 
2012-07-13 08:18:44 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!


Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?
 
2012-07-13 08:21:36 AM  

Zerochance: ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."

Lo que hiciste ahi, yo lo vi...


s o c, k s.
 
2012-07-13 08:29:51 AM  

andrewagill: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


The Fark Politics Tab is a thread-fine symbiotic harmony that must not be disrupted. Even the repetitive posts by one species or another creates a complex interdependence that allows the whole society to thrive and develop its true potential.


I laughed. Heartily.

Yea guys, that's what Fark needs. Less humor, MOAR OUTRAGE!!!!

*eyeroll*
 
2012-07-13 08:30:03 AM  

Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

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"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

I HATE guys with no nose!


Mein Zauberer hat neine Nase!
 
2012-07-13 08:31:11 AM  

Hagbardr: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

I HATE guys with no nose!

Mein Zauberer hat neine Nase!


Mein Zauberer hat keine Nase!

Preview before post is for wimps.
 
2012-07-13 08:31:21 AM  

Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]


Came for the Hotblack ref, leaving ambivalent.
 
2012-07-13 08:32:51 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!

Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?


One of the villains from The Running Man, I believe.
 
2012-07-13 08:36:54 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?

No.


second
 
2012-07-13 08:37:21 AM  
I know it won't happen, but I would love to see this woman someday gain national prominence. First perhaps as Governor of Florida, and then as a Presidential candidate or Vice Presidential candidate. Of course only after she came out of the closet and openly admitted that she's a lesbian.

A Republican, African American, openly lesbian woman would explode an epic amount of heads.

Of course in reality, she will never get the base of Republicans to support her, so she will never get very far. However, If Governor Luthor/Voldemort gets convicted of something while in office, she would be Governor.
 
2012-07-13 08:38:02 AM  

Alphax: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!

Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?

One of the villains from The Running Man, I believe.


Yes, you are correct, that would be DYNAMO!
 
2012-07-13 08:39:28 AM  

Spindle: Yes, you are correct, that would be DYNAMO!


Yeah, I used to watch that movie on VHS. Now, I don't have anything that plays VHS..
 
2012-07-13 08:39:32 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


I like it. It's certainly more pleasant than reading the same garbage our independents post day in and day out.
 
2012-07-13 08:43:42 AM  
I would respond to some of these comments but I can't hear them over all the fapping
 
2012-07-13 08:49:37 AM  

Karac: You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.


Um, Puerto Ricans are American citizens.
 
2012-07-13 08:49:55 AM  
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?
 
2012-07-13 08:50:22 AM  

Schmee: Karac: You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.

Um, Puerto Ricans are American citizens.


I doubt her supporters care about such facts.
 
2012-07-13 08:53:24 AM  

phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?


no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason
 
2012-07-13 08:53:45 AM  

phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?


Best thing since Freep Impact
 
2012-07-13 08:55:14 AM  

TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.


I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.
 
2012-07-13 08:55:23 AM  
ox45tallboy for president!
 
2012-07-13 08:57:08 AM  

slackist: TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.


He needs to learn that less is more.
 
2012-07-13 08:59:09 AM  

Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason


t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-13 09:00:03 AM  
Run that woman for president!

Anyone criticizing her could labeled not only racist, but sexist and homophobic to boot.

And she is easy on the eyes.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:16 AM  

Trawg: phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?

Best thing since Freep Impact


Now the love for Freep Impact I didn't get. Ox is being pretty funny here tho
 
2012-07-13 09:03:37 AM  

Trawg: Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason

[t3.gstatic.com image 225x224]


seriously, as the king of unfunny posters I recognize one when I see one.
 
2012-07-13 09:04:51 AM  
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2012-07-13 09:06:59 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?

No.


www.jamesjoyce.co.uk
 
2012-07-13 09:09:23 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


www.fugly.com
 
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