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(Fox News)   Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand   (latino.foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-07-12 11:43:01 PM  
Awesome.
 
2012-07-12 11:58:02 PM  
Hot is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.
 
2012-07-13 01:25:18 AM  
And another potential VP candidate off the list.
 
2012-07-13 01:33:58 AM  
Geez, way too many repressed Republicans out there on both sides of the gender gap.

This should be entertaining, particularly because of the alleged recordings of all conversations in the Scott Administration.

/Didn't learn anything from Nixon, did they?
 
2012-07-13 01:34:59 AM  

unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.


But now she's on my list.
 
2012-07-13 01:57:22 AM  
In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.
 
2012-07-13 02:02:57 AM  

insiderlouisville.com

"Governor Scott, how do you respond to allegations that your voter fraud prevention measures are disproportionately targeting those likely to vote Democratic?"

thinkprogress.org

"Errrr......ummmm........"

1.bp.blogspot.com

"Hey, look! Lesbians!"

 
2012-07-13 02:04:29 AM  

Dufus: In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"It's good to be king."

 
2012-07-13 02:07:41 AM  
www.tampabay.com

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.
 
2012-07-13 02:13:15 AM  

unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"

 
2012-07-13 02:13:48 AM  
When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?
 
2012-07-13 02:17:30 AM  

Somacandra: Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos.


jax-cdn.com

"Well, I've got a few on my cell phone, but those, um, aren't for, um... public consumption."

 
2012-07-13 02:18:04 AM  

ox45tallboy: unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x424]

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"


No way he goes with a white male.
 
2012-07-13 02:20:55 AM  
Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes
 
2012-07-13 02:22:58 AM  

unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.


He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.
 
2012-07-13 02:24:27 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


www.wbur.org

"It's not the other woman so much as the 'stepping out' part. I mean, I got a big bed, y'all just come on back here!"

 
2012-07-13 02:24:40 AM  

cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes


The Lt. Governor's husband? That's the only male even close to the snatch of the matter here.

/nice Douglas Adams there
 
2012-07-13 02:25:23 AM  
I think I need to see a picture of the aid before I make a judgment here.

/thinking about swinging for the other team
 
2012-07-13 02:27:58 AM  

unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.


images.askmen.com

"I know, right? I feel the SAME WAY!"

 
2012-07-13 02:41:31 AM  

Somacandra: He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio


Hmmm... he's received quite a bit of political donations from Super PACs that aren't really relevant to his work in the Senate, such as Halliburton; he spent the whole period of the BP oil disaster shilling for Big Oil and apologizing to BP for people having the audacity to blame them for things; and he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya. This is the guy that kept the Iraq and Afghanistan wars off the books for the Bush administration.

Link

So yeah, sounds like he's perfect for the job. Conservatives will eat him up like an ice cream cone with sprinkles and a cherry.
 
2012-07-13 03:55:13 AM  
farking Woot!!!
 
2012-07-13 03:55:20 AM  
Interesting.. but I'm still not giving Fox a click.

Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:23 AM  
Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.
 
2012-07-13 04:15:23 AM  
Oh, for farks sweet sake.
 
2012-07-13 04:17:46 AM  

Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.


cdn.blogs.sheknows.com

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

 
2012-07-13 04:19:52 AM  

ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."


I HATE guys with no nose!
 
2012-07-13 04:20:18 AM  

ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot Ava Kedava them."


Though it would take a while..
 
2012-07-13 04:23:41 AM  

doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.


4.bp.blogspot.com

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."

 
2012-07-13 04:24:27 AM  

Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!


He's got a nose... sort of.
 
2012-07-13 04:24:43 AM  

ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."


Hehe, those guys like tacos.
 
2012-07-13 04:25:22 AM  
Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.
 
2012-07-13 04:25:56 AM  

cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes


Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

img196.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 04:33:32 AM  

supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.


www.ijreview.com

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"

 
2012-07-13 04:35:44 AM  

ox45tallboy: supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

[www.ijreview.com image 429x509]

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"


I am ready to turn gay for you ox.
 
2012-07-13 05:05:58 AM  
Granted, I've kind of been out of the loop but I hadn't heard any rumors whatsoever about Jennifer Carroll. Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.

Does her son still play for the Miami Dolphins?
 
2012-07-13 05:12:44 AM  
That is one way to reach out to the Hispanic voter, one at a time.

/with a personal touch
//a very carefully placed touch
///the special touch that only another woman knows
 
2012-07-13 05:14:29 AM  
Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

/yeah im a perv
 
2012-07-13 05:18:40 AM  

rynthetyn: Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.


saintpetersblog.com

"Mmm-hmm, clean enough to eat off of, baby!"

 
2012-07-13 05:20:02 AM  
You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.
 
2012-07-13 05:21:12 AM  
Heh. It's funny how aides serve the same purpose no matter the gender or sexuality.
Truly we are all equal.
 
2012-07-13 05:22:03 AM  
Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.
 
2012-07-13 05:24:17 AM  

VJStinger: Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!


www.globalpost.com

"Go on..."

 
2012-07-13 05:26:04 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.


Hmmm....
 
2012-07-13 05:39:57 AM  

Somacandra: [www.tampabay.com image 450x419]

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.


All I wanna know is who girl is on the right...! DA-YUM...
 
2012-07-13 05:42:17 AM  

ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."


OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"
 
2012-07-13 05:52:02 AM  
Am I just tired or was that one of the most rambling, poorly worded articles in the history of FAUX News?
 
2012-07-13 05:56:40 AM  
Maybe she was outed as a trial balloon for Romney picking Condi as a running mate. (Another decent looking black woman rumored to be a lesbian)
 
2012-07-13 06:07:42 AM  
So much for the sanctity of marriage, eh GOP?
 
2012-07-13 06:08:05 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I sure hope you're kidding.

Because I was just thinking this thing he started (and others have joined in, also being funny) might just take away the dull headache that is the 2012 election.

Random whatsisface and enviro-douche post much more frequently, and while that shiat is funny, it's funny for a whole different reason.
 
2012-07-13 06:09:36 AM  
Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.
 
2012-07-13 06:20:39 AM  

rynthetyn: Granted, I've kind of been out of the loop but I hadn't heard any rumors whatsoever about Jennifer Carroll. Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean....


I'm guessing she's been licked clean by now...
 
2012-07-13 06:21:02 AM  

ox45tallboy: VJStinger: Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

[www.globalpost.com image 525x350]

"Go on..."


NOOOO!!!
 
2012-07-13 06:49:19 AM  
I like my GOP Lt Gov of FL's like I like my coffee.
 
2012-07-13 06:54:06 AM  
Came for the Hotblack Desiato jokes,

i158.photobucket.com

Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.
 
2012-07-13 06:56:37 AM  

Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!


How does he smell?
 
2012-07-13 07:07:40 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!

How does he smell?


Kind of like a combination of rotten orange rind and fetid feet, but that's not important right now.
 
2012-07-13 07:08:49 AM  

Somacandra: unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.

He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.


So he'll pick another white dude in order to be the We're/White Men are Back In Control ticket? Mmm, makes sense. He is a Mormon, after all. And if he really did hold kids down and cut off their hair because they were gay, if he really did dress up as a cop for the Lulz and his daddy gave him the uniform to do it in (how does not count as false impersonation?), if he sees nothing wrong with how he treated the family dog, and if he sees nothing wrong with getting so ticked off at losing at family functions that he changes the rules so that he wins.............. yeah.

And there's an uncomfortable portion of Americans (of all stripes) who would love the symbolism of We're/White Men are Back in Control. It would be very comforting to them. They'd deal with his Mormonism later.

Obama's gonna have to work harder for this election. Not just be twice as good, but seven times as good just to be considered almost as good. Obama is still getting grief for the birth certificate, while Romney gets to distort reality every time he opens his mouth. This is not good.
 
2012-07-13 07:16:08 AM  

Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]


www.dvd-forum.at
Dad??!
 
2012-07-13 07:20:52 AM  
Link

And here she is screaming about Jesus and railing against scientists and evolution at a Ralph reed convention. Yet another page in a seemingly endless book of loathsome hypocritical republicans.
 
2012-07-13 07:24:13 AM  
Seems like there is too much detail for it to be completely false. They tried to throw the wrong woman under the bus, and she's spilling the beans.
 
2012-07-13 07:27:01 AM  

Cromulent User Name: Link

And here she is screaming about Jesus and railing against scientists and evolution at a Ralph reed convention. Yet another page in a seemingly endless book of loathsome hypocritical republicans.


Ah. I was wondering what a black woman was doing in the Republican party. She's mentally ill.
 
2012-07-13 07:29:31 AM  
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?
 
2012-07-13 07:31:43 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


No.
 
2012-07-13 07:35:18 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


I think so, his snark is pretty good and we certainly need an injection of some humour, or its curl up in a foetal position and scream from the sheet madness of it all....


/your mileage may vary
 
2012-07-13 07:36:36 AM  
sheer.

/needs much more coffee
 
2012-07-13 07:50:34 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


He's funny. There's just too much of it.
 
2012-07-13 07:50:40 AM  
And if they weren't a bunch of bigots, they could just call the whole thing a very sexy but inappropriate relationship and write it off. Instead it's a big scandal.
 
2012-07-13 07:57:16 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: And if they weren't a bunch of bigots, they could just call the whole thing a very sexy but inappropriate relationship and write it off. Instead it's a big scandal.


No shiat... Who cares?
 
2012-07-13 07:58:44 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


i78.photobucket.com
The Fark Politics Tab is a thread-fine symbiotic harmony that must not be disrupted. Even the repetitive posts by one species or another creates a complex interdependence that allows the whole society to thrive and develop its true potential.

 
2012-07-13 08:02:33 AM  

ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."


Lo que hiciste ahi, yo lo vi...
 
2012-07-13 08:04:28 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


NO. But I knew she was bi from day one.
 
2012-07-13 08:06:16 AM  
Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?
 
2012-07-13 08:18:44 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!


Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?
 
2012-07-13 08:21:36 AM  

Zerochance: ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."

Lo que hiciste ahi, yo lo vi...


s o c, k s.
 
2012-07-13 08:29:51 AM  

andrewagill: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


The Fark Politics Tab is a thread-fine symbiotic harmony that must not be disrupted. Even the repetitive posts by one species or another creates a complex interdependence that allows the whole society to thrive and develop its true potential.


I laughed. Heartily.

Yea guys, that's what Fark needs. Less humor, MOAR OUTRAGE!!!!

*eyeroll*
 
2012-07-13 08:30:03 AM  

Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

I HATE guys with no nose!


Mein Zauberer hat neine Nase!
 
2012-07-13 08:31:11 AM  

Hagbardr: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

I HATE guys with no nose!

Mein Zauberer hat neine Nase!


Mein Zauberer hat keine Nase!

Preview before post is for wimps.
 
2012-07-13 08:31:21 AM  

Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]


Came for the Hotblack ref, leaving ambivalent.
 
2012-07-13 08:32:51 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!

Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?


One of the villains from The Running Man, I believe.
 
2012-07-13 08:36:54 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?

No.


second
 
2012-07-13 08:37:21 AM  
I know it won't happen, but I would love to see this woman someday gain national prominence. First perhaps as Governor of Florida, and then as a Presidential candidate or Vice Presidential candidate. Of course only after she came out of the closet and openly admitted that she's a lesbian.

A Republican, African American, openly lesbian woman would explode an epic amount of heads.

Of course in reality, she will never get the base of Republicans to support her, so she will never get very far. However, If Governor Luthor/Voldemort gets convicted of something while in office, she would be Governor.
 
2012-07-13 08:38:02 AM  

Alphax: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Curse of the Goth Kids: cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

[img196.imageshack.us image 253x247]

[www.dvd-forum.at image 345x193]
Dad??!

Why is that fat guy wearing a light bright? What am I looking at?

One of the villains from The Running Man, I believe.


Yes, you are correct, that would be DYNAMO!
 
2012-07-13 08:39:28 AM  

Spindle: Yes, you are correct, that would be DYNAMO!


Yeah, I used to watch that movie on VHS. Now, I don't have anything that plays VHS..
 
2012-07-13 08:39:32 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


I like it. It's certainly more pleasant than reading the same garbage our independents post day in and day out.
 
2012-07-13 08:43:42 AM  
I would respond to some of these comments but I can't hear them over all the fapping
 
2012-07-13 08:49:37 AM  

Karac: You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.


Um, Puerto Ricans are American citizens.
 
2012-07-13 08:49:55 AM  
Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?
 
2012-07-13 08:50:22 AM  

Schmee: Karac: You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.

Um, Puerto Ricans are American citizens.


I doubt her supporters care about such facts.
 
2012-07-13 08:53:24 AM  

phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?


no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason
 
2012-07-13 08:53:45 AM  

phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?


Best thing since Freep Impact
 
2012-07-13 08:55:14 AM  

TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.


I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.
 
2012-07-13 08:55:23 AM  
ox45tallboy for president!
 
2012-07-13 08:57:08 AM  

slackist: TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.


He needs to learn that less is more.
 
2012-07-13 08:59:09 AM  

Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason


t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-13 09:00:03 AM  
Run that woman for president!

Anyone criticizing her could labeled not only racist, but sexist and homophobic to boot.

And she is easy on the eyes.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:16 AM  

Trawg: phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?

Best thing since Freep Impact


Now the love for Freep Impact I didn't get. Ox is being pretty funny here tho
 
2012-07-13 09:03:37 AM  

Trawg: Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason

[t3.gstatic.com image 225x224]


seriously, as the king of unfunny posters I recognize one when I see one.
 
2012-07-13 09:04:51 AM  
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2012-07-13 09:06:59 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?

No.


www.jamesjoyce.co.uk
 
2012-07-13 09:09:23 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


www.fugly.com

 
2012-07-13 09:12:34 AM  
speaking of lesbians, I think Rmoney should ask Hillary Clinton to be his VP
 
2012-07-13 09:15:17 AM  
So, are there actually any straight Republican politicians, or is the entire party just one big closet?

/Guess I'm too straight for the GOP
//Not narrow, mind you.
 
2012-07-13 09:18:42 AM  

indoorplant: [www.freedomsphoenix.com image 520x328]


That is what crucio looks like.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:21 AM  

Jackson Herring: Trawg: Jackson Herring: no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason

[t3.gstatic.com image 225x224]

seriously, as the king of unfunny posters I recognize one when I see one.


Ha!
Lol
Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:21 AM  
indoorplant:

Wow. Bit too close to reality for me....
*retch*

Glad I don live in Florida no mo. Man is evil.
He needs a cape or supervillan outfit.
Except Pixar taught me capes are a baaaad idea.
 
2012-07-13 09:25:41 AM  
ox45tallboy posts are the only thing that'll get me to scroll through, yet alone participate in, a whole politics tab thread these days.

The tab is otherwise a humorless wasteland populated by the mentally malformed who scream at each other in incoherent grunts that may have once resembled a language long lost.
 
2012-07-13 09:26:18 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I don't mind. It's not every thread, sometimes I laugh. Is derping picture-free really that important to you?
I mean, this story's a non-issue, really. Woman accused of felony, whirls around and tries to sling mud on witness. What the hell else do you want to say about it?
 
2012-07-13 09:36:20 AM  

TheMysticS: Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.


www.reactionface.info

 
2012-07-13 09:43:32 AM  
Who would have guessed that Wanda Sykes look-alike was a lesbian?
 
2012-07-13 09:51:27 AM  
Wow. anyone got suggestions for a background color that complements decently with most photos? I just favorited ox45tallboy.
 
2012-07-13 09:54:35 AM  

Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?


When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.
 
2012-07-13 09:58:46 AM  

ox45tallboy: he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya


Yeah, I'm sure that'll go over well.
 
2012-07-13 10:00:58 AM  
i need to see a photo of the lickly suspects before i decide if i should outrage or not
 
2012-07-13 10:03:06 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


some do, some don't
 
2012-07-13 10:10:38 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


No, no let him be, it's much more entertaining then the damn foll illiterate trolls
 
2012-07-13 10:13:41 AM  

Somacandra: /nice Douglas Adams there


Yeah, that was pretty much where I stopped reading the headline, because I knew what I wanted to say
 
2012-07-13 10:15:08 AM  

andrewagill: Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.


I think the joke is on you.

The character in the book is named for the estate agency, not the other way around.
 
2012-07-13 10:15:09 AM  

Jackson Herring: phaseolus: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's posting style to be hilarious? And the best thing to happen in the Politics Tab since, like, forever?

no, it seems like lots of people are lining up to suck his dick for some reason


you act like there's something wrong with that

are you perchance a republican?
 
2012-07-13 10:41:03 AM  

indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.


Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.
 
2012-07-13 10:54:21 AM  
I think Rick Scott looks more like Moloch the Mystic from Watchmen.
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-13 11:20:38 AM  
Has she resigned yet?
 
2012-07-13 11:31:08 AM  

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


if only real life was more like skinemax. - bruce lee
 
2012-07-13 12:16:44 PM  
I prefer Bat Boy Rick Scott to Voldemort Rick Scott.

slackist: TheMysticS: Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

I've decided to use it on ox whatever. He isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is and keeps befouling threads with his idea of what is funny.


Not remotely the worst thing "befouling threads" here. Are you new?
 
2012-07-13 01:10:01 PM  

ox45tallboy: TheMysticS: Ok, ox, THAT you can take as real criticism.


See, that's funny!

i still wuv u ox.
Pocket Ninja Yellow, man.
 
2012-07-13 01:25:28 PM  

Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.


I think, with all due respect, the problem is less that you do not care what she does behind closed doors, and more that she associates herself with those who not only do but want to go kicking down doors and oppressing others for whom they share their genitaliasons with.

It's a probable overreaction, but when a party is inclined towards lock-step unity, regardless of results, the negative has to accompany the positive. She might be a sane, non-theocratic, non-oppressive Sistah of the Right, who just likes tighter budgets than most - she could be a fiscal hawk or not really inclined towards federal handouts because she believes private citizens look out for each other better than the government (which I disagree with and would call naive, but this isn't about me).

She could be a generally nice person, overall, but she still associates with the Party of Pray-The-Gay-Away. That association will be why she'shiat with the hypocrisy hammer, more than anything else. If it helped her become a successful (since she had the attractive part down pat IMNSHO) African American, her choice of company can also be what brings her down for contradicting their 'ideals', and likely cause her to be devoured in the feeding frenzy resulting from their gnashing of teeth as they go for blood and purge.

/damn shame too
//maybe it's just a phase
///the Republican thing, I mean...
 
2012-07-13 01:34:24 PM  

Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.


I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.
 
2012-07-13 01:39:40 PM  

indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.


So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.
 
2012-07-13 02:02:02 PM  

gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.


News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.
 
2012-07-13 02:04:01 PM  

indylaw: gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.

News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.


Okay, so when is Vitter the Shiatter going to have his press conference? What about Tom Coburn?
 
2012-07-13 02:07:35 PM  

gimmegimme: indylaw: gimmegimme: indylaw: Zerochance: indylaw: Zerochance: Unless she's one of those "family values, sanctity of marriage" types, who gives a shiat?

When accused of moral hypocrisy, just lean on the "real Republicans are libertarians" argument. Brilliant.

Wait, I'm a Republican now? No, really, I know old-school, genuinely pro-small government Republicans are far and few in between but if this lady is no bible-thumper (doubtful, but still) then who gives a shiat what she does behind closed doors.?

/not a Paultard either
//hate Paultards.

I don't know nor do I care what your politics are. And it doesn't really matter what she actually believes. She's in a party that appeals to religious nut-cases and homophobic bigots. If you're in a party like that, you take your lumps when you're caught in a lesbian tryst. There's no question that this, if true, will hurt her politically among her base.

So she hasn't resigned yet? Anthony Weiner had to resign and all he did was send some pictures.

News broke yesterday. It took Weiner over a week before he resigned. If there's any truth to this, someone else will talk, and she'll sputter denials until finally she decides she needs more time with her family.

Okay, so when is Vitter the Shiatter going to have his press conference? What about Tom Coburn?


It's possible she won't resign. That doesn't mean that she hasn't been politically damaged.
 
2012-07-13 09:01:26 PM  
FTFA - "She says she walked in and found Carroll and Ramos "in what can only be described as a compromising position.""

And that's why she's a sniviling vindictive piece of trash. I would force her to describe what she saw in detail.

"i saw the Lt. Gov on her desk, skirt up and legs akimbo, and her Aide's head was furiously between her thighs."

/ that was easy /
 
2012-07-13 09:50:56 PM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Am I the only one who finds the relentless consistency of ox45tallboy's style to be grating?


Occasionally. I had him on ignore for awhile because he annoyed me, but I decided recently that he deserved a second chance. Nevertheless, the ignore button is right there.
 
2012-07-13 10:14:59 PM  

cretinbob: andrewagill: Leaving y'all with a Hotblack and Desiato joke.

I think the joke is on you.

The character in the book is named for the estate agency, not the other way around.


I am aware of this, which is why I made the joke.

/Actually, I'm not sure if this qualifies as a joke.
 
2012-07-14 03:56:25 AM  

VoiceOfBob: FTFA - "She says she walked in and found Carroll and Ramos "in what can only be described as a compromising position.""

And that's why she's a sniviling vindictive piece of trash. I would force her to describe what she saw in detail.

"i saw the Lt. Gov on her desk, skirt up and legs akimbo, and her Aide's head was furiously between her thighs."

/ that was easy /


Yeah, bullshiat on the "could only be described as..."

biatch, if two chicks getting down could only be described one way, Penthouse Letters would be a postcard instead of a magazine. Use your farking adjectives!

"Her soft pink tongue strobed into the Lieutenant Governor's shame tunnel; like the sensitive forked organ of a timber rattlesnake on MDMA, furrowing into the most fertile of rat-holes in time with the cosmic bass of the universe."

Its not like we get black lesbian Republican sex scandals every day. Your legal prose should reflect the occasion.
 
2012-07-14 04:35:44 AM  

Wyalt Derp: I like my GOP Lt Gov of FL's like I like my coffee.


This made more sense before they changed the headline. Not much more, admittedly.
 
2012-07-14 11:47:21 AM  
Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand

Yeah, from the underside.
 
2012-07-16 02:42:55 PM  
ox45tallboy, I love you.
 
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