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(Fox News)   Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand   (latino.foxnews.com) divider line 137
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2012-07-12 11:43:01 PM
Awesome.
 
2012-07-12 11:58:02 PM
Hot is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.
 
2012-07-13 01:25:18 AM
And another potential VP candidate off the list.
 
2012-07-13 01:33:58 AM
Geez, way too many repressed Republicans out there on both sides of the gender gap.

This should be entertaining, particularly because of the alleged recordings of all conversations in the Scott Administration.

/Didn't learn anything from Nixon, did they?
 
2012-07-13 01:34:59 AM

unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.


But now she's on my list.
 
2012-07-13 01:57:22 AM
In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.
 
2012-07-13 02:02:57 AM
insiderlouisville.com

"Governor Scott, how do you respond to allegations that your voter fraud prevention measures are disproportionately targeting those likely to vote Democratic?"

thinkprogress.org

"Errrr......ummmm........"

1.bp.blogspot.com

"Hey, look! Lesbians!"
 
2012-07-13 02:04:29 AM

Dufus: In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"It's good to be king."
 
2012-07-13 02:07:41 AM
www.tampabay.com

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.
 
2012-07-13 02:13:15 AM

unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.


2.bp.blogspot.com

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"
 
2012-07-13 02:13:48 AM
When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?
 
2012-07-13 02:17:30 AM

Somacandra: Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos.


jax-cdn.com

"Well, I've got a few on my cell phone, but those, um, aren't for, um... public consumption."
 
2012-07-13 02:18:04 AM

ox45tallboy: unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x424]

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"


No way he goes with a white male.
 
2012-07-13 02:20:55 AM
Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes
 
2012-07-13 02:22:58 AM

unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.


He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.
 
2012-07-13 02:24:27 AM

unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?


www.wbur.org

"It's not the other woman so much as the 'stepping out' part. I mean, I got a big bed, y'all just come on back here!"
 
2012-07-13 02:24:40 AM

cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes


The Lt. Governor's husband? That's the only male even close to the snatch of the matter here.

/nice Douglas Adams there
 
2012-07-13 02:25:23 AM
I think I need to see a picture of the aid before I make a judgment here.

/thinking about swinging for the other team
 
2012-07-13 02:27:58 AM

unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.


images.askmen.com

"I know, right? I feel the SAME WAY!"
 
2012-07-13 02:41:31 AM

Somacandra: He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio


Hmmm... he's received quite a bit of political donations from Super PACs that aren't really relevant to his work in the Senate, such as Halliburton; he spent the whole period of the BP oil disaster shilling for Big Oil and apologizing to BP for people having the audacity to blame them for things; and he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya. This is the guy that kept the Iraq and Afghanistan wars off the books for the Bush administration.

Link

So yeah, sounds like he's perfect for the job. Conservatives will eat him up like an ice cream cone with sprinkles and a cherry.
 
2012-07-13 03:55:13 AM
farking Woot!!!
 
2012-07-13 03:55:20 AM
Interesting.. but I'm still not giving Fox a click.

Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.
 
2012-07-13 04:03:23 AM
Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.
 
2012-07-13 04:15:23 AM
Oh, for farks sweet sake.
 
2012-07-13 04:17:46 AM

Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.


cdn.blogs.sheknows.com

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."
 
2012-07-13 04:19:52 AM

ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."


I HATE guys with no nose!
 
2012-07-13 04:20:18 AM

ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot Ava Kedava them."


Though it would take a while..
 
2012-07-13 04:23:41 AM

doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.


4.bp.blogspot.com

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."
 
2012-07-13 04:24:27 AM

Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!


He's got a nose... sort of.
 
2012-07-13 04:24:43 AM

ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."


Hehe, those guys like tacos.
 
2012-07-13 04:25:22 AM
Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.
 
2012-07-13 04:25:56 AM

cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes


Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

img196.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-13 04:33:32 AM

supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.


www.ijreview.com

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"
 
2012-07-13 04:35:44 AM

ox45tallboy: supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

[www.ijreview.com image 429x509]

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"


I am ready to turn gay for you ox.
 
2012-07-13 05:05:58 AM
Granted, I've kind of been out of the loop but I hadn't heard any rumors whatsoever about Jennifer Carroll. Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.

Does her son still play for the Miami Dolphins?
 
2012-07-13 05:12:44 AM
That is one way to reach out to the Hispanic voter, one at a time.

/with a personal touch
//a very carefully placed touch
///the special touch that only another woman knows
 
2012-07-13 05:14:29 AM
Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

/yeah im a perv
 
2012-07-13 05:18:40 AM

rynthetyn: Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.


saintpetersblog.com

"Mmm-hmm, clean enough to eat off of, baby!"
 
2012-07-13 05:20:02 AM
You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.
 
2012-07-13 05:21:12 AM
Heh. It's funny how aides serve the same purpose no matter the gender or sexuality.
Truly we are all equal.
 
2012-07-13 05:22:03 AM
Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.
 
2012-07-13 05:24:17 AM

VJStinger: Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!


www.globalpost.com

"Go on..."
 
2012-07-13 05:26:04 AM

Hermione_Granger: Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.


Hmmm....
 
2012-07-13 05:39:57 AM

Somacandra: [www.tampabay.com image 450x419]

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.


All I wanna know is who girl is on the right...! DA-YUM...
 
2012-07-13 05:42:17 AM

ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."


OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"
 
2012-07-13 05:52:02 AM
Am I just tired or was that one of the most rambling, poorly worded articles in the history of FAUX News?
 
2012-07-13 05:56:40 AM
Maybe she was outed as a trial balloon for Romney picking Condi as a running mate. (Another decent looking black woman rumored to be a lesbian)
 
2012-07-13 06:07:42 AM
So much for the sanctity of marriage, eh GOP?
 
2012-07-13 06:08:05 AM

LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I sure hope you're kidding.

Because I was just thinking this thing he started (and others have joined in, also being funny) might just take away the dull headache that is the 2012 election.

Random whatsisface and enviro-douche post much more frequently, and while that shiat is funny, it's funny for a whole different reason.
 
2012-07-13 06:09:36 AM
Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.
 
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