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(WYMT Hazard)   Woman trades newborn for a 1999 truck. Doesn't she know the exchange rate on babies these days?   (wkyt.com) divider line 47
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2012-07-13 02:58:46 AM
Insurance will replace the truck if it slams into a tree. She made a smart move.
 
2012-07-13 03:18:06 AM
I think the exchange rate on babies depends on the originating country.

1 Canadian Baby = 1 American Baby = .82 Eurobabies.
 
2012-07-13 04:48:38 AM
How is babby sold?
 
2012-07-13 04:52:37 AM
They tell us Kaminskey could be Florida, but they're working to get warrants against her.

She's a farkin' state man! Leave her alone!
 
2012-07-13 04:55:13 AM
Makes me shiver to think of what these psychopaths wanted to do to this baby. Then it makes me sick to my stomach to consider how many other children they've already done it to.
 
2012-07-13 04:57:13 AM
Trading your baby for a truck isn't normal but on meth...
 
2012-07-13 05:03:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Makes me shiver to think of what these psychopaths wanted to do to this baby. Then it makes me sick to my stomach to consider how many other children they've already done it to.


How do you know it isn't just for a scavenger hunt?
Not everyone is going to use a baby they traded for a truck as a sex slave
 
2012-07-13 05:04:04 AM

Podna: AverageAmericanGuy: Makes me shiver to think of what these psychopaths wanted to do to this baby. Then it makes me sick to my stomach to consider how many other children they've already done it to.

Not everyone is going to use a baby they traded for a truck as a sex slave


Then what's the point?
 
2012-07-13 05:04:36 AM
At least she did not eat the babby
 
2012-07-13 05:23:00 AM
YAY!
My state made Fark.

For those people that like to say "KY isn't really like that", Laurel County is exactly like what people think of KY.
 
2012-07-13 05:29:28 AM
That article is kinda hard to read.
Guess the summer interns are in full bloom. And the copy editors are on vacation.
 
2012-07-13 05:39:42 AM
The economics of the baby trade puzzles me. After all, people will pay substantial amounts (by working class standards) to get rid of unwanted babies, yet others are keen to pay black-market prices to purchase them. Somebody isn't being a smart bagainer.

Where I grew up lots of people used wood for heating fuel and would pay for it. Other people needed trees removed. These people would get in touch and the problem tree would be removed and converted to valuable firewood. No money would change hands but everyone would go home satisfied. You'd think people would do the same with babies.
 
2012-07-13 05:46:28 AM
"Ok Earl, throw in an am/fm cassette player and you got yourself a deal."
 
2012-07-13 05:47:47 AM
Well, if it's a boy you check the blue book value, and if it's a firl yu check the Pink book value.

\Belly's Blue(pink) book
 
2012-07-13 05:51:15 AM
Baby was better off after the trade
 
2012-07-13 05:55:12 AM

ambercricket: Baby was better off after the trade


So was the mom.

/20yo truck > child
 
2012-07-13 06:43:55 AM
For those of you who didn't watch the news video, you're missing the best part of the story. Go back. Watch the video.

I especially like the way sweet little Mrs. Brown yanks hubby around by the arm. She may be short, but don't be fooled by her stature (or her beauty), she has all the strength of a mama grizzly in heat.

I only wish my Mom traded me for a truck to the Browns, it would have been a great life. And Mom would of had a great truck that didn't pee on the kitchen floor when it was 3.
 
2012-07-13 06:44:59 AM
Capitalism!
 
2012-07-13 07:06:39 AM
They tell us Kaminskey could be Florida, but they're working to get warrants against her.

If Kaminskey is Florida, and they arrest Florida, what is fark going to do with its Florida tag?
 
2012-07-13 07:24:37 AM
They said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside.
 
2012-07-13 07:30:46 AM
Are they blurring her face, or is she just so ugly it distorts the light around her?
 
2012-07-13 07:32:26 AM

innumerate: They tell us Kaminskey could be Florida, but they're working to get warrants against her.

She's a farkin' state man! Leave her alone!


States rights, baby! Someone call the Tea Party!
 
2012-07-13 07:50:01 AM
Did the truck have the true coat? That would be a hard deal to turn down.
 
2012-07-13 08:02:40 AM
He said he heard about a couple living in the USA,
He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet.
 
2012-07-13 08:04:24 AM

ShannonKW: Where I grew up lots of people used wood for heating fuel and would pay for it. Other people needed trees removed. These people would get in touch and the problem tree would be removed and converted to valuable firewood. No money would change hands but everyone would go home satisfied. You'd think people would do the same with babies.


Babies smell awful when you burn them.
 
2012-07-13 08:33:34 AM
meanders
For those of you who didn't watch the news video, you're missing the best part of the story. Go back. Watch the video.

Is it the finest home movie you have ever seen?
 
2012-07-13 08:35:22 AM

buckeyebrain: How is babby sold?


They need to do way instain mother who traid thier babbys!
 
2012-07-13 08:38:21 AM
Now, wait a minute - let's take a calm look at this story: Did the truck have 4 wheel-drive and a winch? Was it a dualie? And honestly - how much gas can you put in a babby?
 
2012-07-13 08:43:06 AM

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: They need to do way instain mother who traid thier babbys!


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-13 08:55:22 AM
Hey, she got the Blue Baby Book price for it.
 
2012-07-13 08:58:21 AM
If you wantskey good priceskey come in and see Kaminskey
 
2012-07-13 09:02:22 AM
Saw the video, nice ritzy neighborhood. And wasn't that a 1973 twenty horse Johnson outboard just laying on the ground?
 
2012-07-13 09:16:16 AM
That is what happens when truck abortions are not covered.
 
2012-07-13 09:16:26 AM

meanders: For those of you who didn't watch the news video, you're missing the best part of the story. Go back. Watch the video.

I especially like the way sweet little Mrs. Brown yanks hubby around by the arm. She may be short, but don't be fooled by her stature (or her beauty), she has all the strength of a mama grizzly in heat.

I only wish my Mom traded me for a truck to the Browns, it would have been a great life. And Mom would of had a great truck that didn't pee on the kitchen floor when it was 3.


Thanks for the recommendation. Guy crying at the end, meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:00 AM
FTFA: "They tell us Kaminskey could be Florida"

Florida is now a mental disorder....
 
2012-07-13 09:23:39 AM
I'd trade for a scooter.
 
2012-07-13 10:37:00 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: He said he heard about a couple living in the USA,
He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet.


Dammit, I came in here to post this. Obviously you have an understanding with the law.
 
2012-07-13 10:41:10 AM

numbone: Saw the video, nice ritzy neighborhood. And wasn't that a 1973 twenty horse Johnson outboard just laying on the ground?


Plenty of mattresses available if you want to sleep out under the stars.
 
2012-07-13 10:53:54 AM

bionicjoe: YAY!
My state made Fark.

For those people that like to say "KY isn't really like that", Laurel County is exactly like what people think of KY.


Yay I got a green but the county I live in made Fark and yes Laurel county is like every stereotype personified. Though I must say I think the kid would be better off not being with it's mother,meth addicts are terrible parents.
 
2012-07-13 10:58:33 AM

ShannonKW: The economics of the baby trade puzzles me.


Price. It's not what you say it is; it's what the market will bear.

Now there are people - and mind you, I know 'em - who will pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy white baby. Why I myself as a pup fetched...thirty-thousand dollars on the black market - them is 1954 dollars.
 
2012-07-13 11:33:27 AM

LoneVVolf: ShannonKW: Where I grew up lots of people used wood for heating fuel and would pay for it. Other people needed trees removed. These people would get in touch and the problem tree would be removed and converted to valuable firewood. No money would change hands but everyone would go home satisfied. You'd think people would do the same with babies.

Babies smell awful when you burn them.


You know how I know you've never barbequed a baby?
 
2012-07-13 12:07:23 PM

Creoena: They tell us Kaminskey could be Florida, but they're working to get warrants against her.

If Kaminskey is Florida, and they arrest Florida, what is fark going to do with its Florida tag?


They've still got the "Dumbass" tag.
 
2012-07-13 12:58:14 PM

joninaz: They said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside.


I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got in the drawer.
 
2012-07-13 02:46:23 PM
The whole thing sounds sad, if they had the kid since January and the cops say it was well taken care of, it might have been more stupid than evil intentioned. The couple still had their own kids (until this - now relatives have them)... the mother had already lost her others to Child Services and was running from them.

:( Poor odds for that baby all around.
 
2012-07-13 03:02:27 PM

ErinPac: The whole thing sounds sad, if they had the kid since January and the cops say it was well taken care of, it might have been more stupid than evil intentioned. The couple still had their own kids (until this - now relatives have them)... the mother had already lost her others to Child Services and was running from them.

:( Poor odds for that baby all around.


From what I've seen of this area the kids get treated like shiat because their parents are too busy trying to buy drugs. I firmly believe meth eats your soul
 
2012-07-13 03:47:04 PM

A Terrible Human: ErinPac: The whole thing sounds sad, if they had the kid since January and the cops say it was well taken care of, it might have been more stupid than evil intentioned. The couple still had their own kids (until this - now relatives have them)... the mother had already lost her others to Child Services and was running from them.

:( Poor odds for that baby all around.

From what I've seen of this area the kids get treated like shiat because their parents are too busy trying to buy drugs. I firmly believe meth eats your soul


Kentucky? It sounds like the druggie in the story was from Florida.

Also, if someone doesn't have speakers, this has a touch more info...

http://www.lex18.com/news/laurel-county-couple-plead-not-guilty-to-tr a ding-truck-for-baby

Each article out there seems sadder than the last. The first one hardly had any of the info unless you could listen to the video.
 
2012-07-13 03:59:10 PM
Aw, Kentucky. You done me proud. *sniff*
 
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