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(Komo)   "It's always awesome waking up to a shirtless crackhead with a knife"   (komonews.com ) divider line
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2012-07-12 10:18:58 PM  
dunno subs, is he bringing fresh latte'?
 
2012-07-13 12:22:37 AM  
That's just a Sunday morning for me.

/beer goggles, i haz them
 
2012-07-13 01:06:13 AM  

media.komonews.com

MasterCuts. Not even once.

 
2012-07-13 01:08:41 AM  
Wait, if I'm "waking up to a shirtless crackhead with a knife," do I have the knife, or does the crackhead? This is important.
 
2012-07-13 01:10:49 AM  
Hey, free knife.
 
2012-07-13 01:12:55 AM  

"Police later moved in and arrested Turner, but only after they fired a Taser at him. They discovered he had used the downstairs bathroom, which was the next room over from the bedroom where the woman had been napping."


If Turner left the seat up after he took his piss, the woman DA will seek the death penalty.

 
2012-07-13 01:29:40 AM  
That would probably scare me shirtless.
 
2012-07-13 01:31:03 AM  
I once shared a jail cell with a drunk native American tribesman who couldn't stop talking about how he was gonna cut some things. Does that count? I think it should.

/I built a fort out of the plastic cot-bed things
//the cops were not amused
 
2012-07-13 01:33:44 AM  
How long until bath salts jump the shark?
 
2012-07-13 01:35:47 AM  
The Folgers coffee company tried that line before scrapping it for a better ad.
 
2012-07-13 01:37:03 AM  
Saw this on the news tonight. Apparently the door he entered through was unlocked. Lock your doors at night people.


He clearly was on I'm sure meth

That sentence constructed make I'm sure brain hurt.
 
2012-07-13 01:38:36 AM  
I don't have a problem with crackheads as long as they bring crack.
 
2012-07-13 01:39:19 AM  
"It's always awesome waking up to a shirtless crackhead with a knife"

That's why I married her.

/rimshot
 
2012-07-13 01:46:58 AM  
Where's Zimmerman when you need him?
 
2012-07-13 02:59:14 AM  
Ok perhaps it would be rather unerving to have that happen. But she is now set up to be a huge AW for quite some time. So she's got that going for her.
 
2012-07-13 03:01:06 AM  
Don't worry it's just a code enforcement officer working overtime.
 
2012-07-13 04:24:39 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Mr. Potatoass: The Folgers coffee company tried that line before scrapping it for a better ad.

For various reasons, I'd imagine.

[www.knowledgerush.com image 350x485]


1+ to you sir for the Abigail Folger reference.
 
2012-07-13 07:21:58 AM  
Jason Beghe,WTF?! :(
 
2012-07-13 07:28:51 AM  
Oh, I'm sorry...I thought this was the Snuggery.
 
2012-07-13 08:27:49 AM  

fusillade762: Saw this on the news tonight. Apparently the door he entered through was unlocked. Lock your doors at night people.


He clearly was on I'm sure meth

That sentence constructed make I'm sure brain hurt.


I actually think that's really how some actual white people talk, clearly.
 
2012-07-13 08:44:48 AM  
"I woke up 'cause my phone was ringing," said the woman, who did not want her name published. "When I sat up there was a shirtless person on drugs standing at the foot of my bed and my husband was yelling at me through the window."

Honey! There is a crackhead in our bedroom! I got the fark out of there, and then I thought maybe you should too!
 
2012-07-13 10:16:58 AM  
AsprinBurn:

"It's always awesome waking up to a shirtless crackhead with a knife"

That's why I married her.


So THAT's where my second ex went.
 
2012-07-13 10:21:37 AM  
Kevin Martin:

Don't worry it's just a code enforcement officer working overtime.

In Lexington KY they can demand you paint your garage the same color as your house. Even in an old neighborhood where the garage is in the back corner of your property. Down with sharia law!1!
 
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