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(Foobies)   The ape revolution begins: Five chimps construct ladder, escape into zoo   (thelocal.de) divider line 78
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2012-07-12 10:45:21 PM
Caught fleeing the scene:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-12 11:43:23 PM
Wow. Those chimps are apparently done monkeying around.
 
2012-07-13 12:08:27 AM
Escaped INTO the zoo ? I'm not too worried about these dumbasses.
 
2012-07-13 12:09:13 AM
more likely than the zombie bullshiat
 
2012-07-13 12:11:13 AM
petslady.com

/BRB, just needed some smokes.
 
2012-07-13 12:11:27 AM
Monkey,monkey. la laa la la la laaaa
 
2012-07-13 12:12:15 AM
johnhawks.net
Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-07-13 12:13:07 AM
Get your hands off me, you damned dirty ape!
 
2012-07-13 12:13:26 AM

One Bad Apple: Escaped INTO the zoo ? I'm not too worried about these dumbasses.


The chimps, or the dumb patrons who laugh at them all day long, thus inspiring their rage?

Btw, the chimps are IN the zoo....but OUT of their cage.
 
2012-07-13 12:13:56 AM
Caesar! No!
 
2012-07-13 12:15:41 AM
but but but evolution is the work of Satan
 
2012-07-13 12:15:50 AM
It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle.
 
2012-07-13 12:17:03 AM
img34.imageshack.us
If you have any poo, fling it now

/went GISing for this image, found it in an earlier fark thread about escaped monkeys.
//circle of life
 
2012-07-13 12:21:34 AM
 
2012-07-13 12:22:49 AM
Done in one.
 
2012-07-13 12:24:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: One Bad Apple: Escaped INTO the zoo ? I'm not too worried about these dumbasses.

The chimps, or the dumb patrons who laugh at them all day long, thus inspiring their rage?

Btw, the chimps are IN the zoo....but OUT of their cage.


And decided to escape freedom again for captivity. Even if one had to be supplied with a ladder.
 
2012-07-13 12:24:35 AM
The girl is lucky she didn't get torn limb from limb and eaten. Chos are some mean mother farkers.
 
2012-07-13 12:24:48 AM

cretinbob: more likely than the zombie bullshiat


Just wait until the chimps get their hands on some bath salts.

And did anyone else check out the "Divorce lawyer launches chainsaw massacre ad" link? Gotta love the Germans.
 
2012-07-13 12:25:11 AM
www.whatsonjinan.com
 
2012-07-13 12:25:29 AM
I like that the oldest chimp went to chill with the alpha gorilla, 'cuz they're old friends and shiat.
 
2012-07-13 12:25:53 AM

Gyrfalcon:

The chimps, or the dumb patrons who laugh at them all day long, thus inspiring their rage?

Btw, the chimps are IN the zoo....but OUT of their cage.


I mean the apes. What kind of half assed escape attempt was that ? That's like Frank Morris breaking out of his cell in Alcatraz only to just wander around the exercise yard. Surely they could have found a trenchcoat or 2 and strolled out with the rest of the visitors. The very least they could have tried was to manufacture some rollerskates from their ladder.

Way to embarrass your evolutionary descendants.
 
2012-07-13 12:28:46 AM

fusillade762: cretinbob: more likely than the zombie bullshiat

Just wait until the chimps get their hands on some bath salts.

And did anyone else check out the "Divorce lawyer launches chainsaw massacre ad" link? Gotta love the Germans.


That is AMAZING!

Blood drips on the ground near her high-heeled shoes. As she wipes her brow, she leaves a large smear of blood on her face, before dumping the blood-smeared chainsaw on the lawn.

The slogan then appears: "This wouldn't have happened with a divorce lawyer."


I don't even know what to say, except the followup is even better: Hannig has already come up with the script for the next advert: "The woman walks round the corner and gets arrested by the police, and then the slogan comes: 'We also do criminal law!' "


Somehow, I'm not sure I want this guy for either my divorce or my criminal case...but he'd make a GREAT scriptwriter for Michael Bay.
 
2012-07-13 12:30:54 AM
traveling the country and sticking their nose where it don't belong, no doubt

cdn100.iofferphoto.com
 
2012-07-13 12:31:35 AM
I just watched all 5 original Planet of the Apes movies last night... this isnt going to end well.
 
2012-07-13 12:32:17 AM
www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2012-07-13 12:34:02 AM
Four of the five escapees "had a quick look around and then jumped pretty quickly back into their compound," said spokeswoman Simone

How German of them-- "Here is the key that unlocks my chamber door. My going out and my coming in, depend upon my own caprice; yet, alas; to aid thee I am powerless!-Oh, bind me that I may not despair; hurl me into the deepest dungeon, that I may dash my head against the damp walls, groan for freedom, and dream how I would rescue him if fetters did not hold me bound. Now I am free, and in freedom lies the anguish of impotence."
 
2012-07-13 12:35:57 AM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-13 12:37:11 AM
www.iwatchstuff.com

James Franco, you've doomed us all!
 
2012-07-13 12:40:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: cretinbob: more likely than the zombie bullshiat

Just wait until the chimps get their hands on some bath salts.

And did anyone else check out the "Divorce lawyer launches chainsaw massacre ad" link? Gotta love the Germans.

That is AMAZING!

Blood drips on the ground near her high-heeled shoes. As she wipes her brow, she leaves a large smear of blood on her face, before dumping the blood-smeared chainsaw on the lawn.

The slogan then appears: "This wouldn't have happened with a divorce lawyer."


I don't even know what to say, except the followup is even better: Hannig has already come up with the script for the next advert: "The woman walks round the corner and gets arrested by the police, and then the slogan comes: 'We also do criminal law!' "


Somehow, I'm not sure I want this guy for either my divorce or my criminal case...but he'd make a GREAT scriptwriter for Michael Bay.


But there are no explosions so far.
 
2012-07-13 12:43:17 AM

Omahawg: traveling the country and sticking their nose where it don't belong, no doubt

[cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 287x399]


OMG, that's BJ and the Bear isn't it? That was the name right? I just realized something I never got as a kid.
 
2012-07-13 12:46:39 AM
Damned dirty apes.
 
2012-07-13 12:51:40 AM
it was all a distraction to get their paws on a cell phone left on a bench. come closing time it's going to be non-stop delivery of Chinese take-out & pizza.
 
2012-07-13 12:54:01 AM

KrispyKritter: it was all a distraction to get their paws on a cell phone left on a bench. come closing time it's going to be non-stop delivery of Chinese take-out & pizza.


Yea, but has anyone check to see if the penguins are still there?
 
2012-07-13 01:02:36 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: traveling the country and sticking their nose where it don't belong, no doubt

[cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 287x399]

OMG, that's BJ and the Bear isn't it? That was the name right? I just realized something I never got as a kid.


what? you poor deprived child! you NEVER had a chimp to accompany you on various adventures while you stuck your nose where it didn't belong? ;)
 
2012-07-13 01:03:47 AM
poptropicalthunder.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-13 01:06:51 AM
Well, I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords
 
2012-07-13 01:07:16 AM
The five-year-old girl sustained light head wounds after she was apparently knocked down by one of the marauding chimps.

Hey! Watch out, ya big ape!
 
2012-07-13 01:07:24 AM

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: traveling the country and sticking their nose where it don't belong, no doubt

[cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 287x399]

OMG, that's BJ and the Bear isn't it? That was the name right? I just realized something I never got as a kid.

what? you poor deprived child! you NEVER had a chimp to accompany you on various adventures while you stuck your nose where it didn't belong? ;)


LOL, Well, of course I a chimp, we just didn't call ourselves BJ and the Bear : )
/Um that sounds sorta funny : )
 
2012-07-13 01:09:53 AM
injuring a five-year-old girl

Another victim of multiculturalism
 
2012-07-13 01:12:12 AM
I'm not saying that great apes are plotting a coup d'etat but this line "The fifth and oldest chimp went off to visit the head gorilla," sounds like a monkey conspiracy to me. I've seen enough prison movies to know they are planning something big.
 
2012-07-13 01:12:37 AM
Clever... ape!
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-13 01:22:24 AM

Rufus Lee King: Cyno01: I just watched all 5 original Planet of the Apes movies last night... this isnt going to end well.

You ain't kiddin'.

[www.ganzomag.com image 610x315]


:D
 
2012-07-13 01:29:56 AM
What's that coming out of her nose?
 
2012-07-13 01:33:29 AM

cretinbob: more likely than the zombie bullshiat


That's the first line cut out of every zombie movie because whoever says it knows they die on page two.
 
2012-07-13 01:34:51 AM

Rufus Lee King: Cyno01: I just watched all 5 original Planet of the Apes movies last night... this isnt going to end well.

You ain't kiddin'.

[www.ganzomag.com image 610x315]


1.bp.blogspot.com
Don't worry, the apes will eventually be overthrown by the birds. Who will in turn be overthrown by cows. And the cows by slugs. Then everyone will be dead.
 
2012-07-13 01:35:46 AM

BigLuca: [img34.imageshack.us image 640x361]
If you have any poo, fling it now

/went GISing for this image, found it in an earlier fark thread about escaped monkeys.
//circle of life the poo


FTFY
 
2012-07-13 01:39:53 AM

ordinarysteve: I'm not saying that great apes are plotting a coup d'etat but this line "The fifth and oldest chimp went off to visit the head gorilla," sounds like a monkey conspiracy to me. I've seen enough prison movies to know they are planning something big.


Is anyone sure he wasn't sitting outside the Alpha Gorilla's enclosure, pointing and laughing because the Alpha was still stuck in his cage?
 
2012-07-13 01:58:46 AM
One Bad Apple:
Way to embarrass your evolutionary descendants.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
2012-07-13 01:59:56 AM
Screwed that up... gotta use the preview, moran!
 
2012-07-13 02:34:55 AM
Jesus Christ, it's no banana country, get back to enclosure
 
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