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(BBC)   Gunmen kill eight Brazilian people during football celebrations. Man, that must have been a loud party   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 38
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2012-07-12 10:18:38 PM
Wow...killing eight brazillion people would take a lot of guns!
 
2012-07-12 11:38:04 PM
Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.
 
2012-07-13 12:19:01 AM

xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.


Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.

/you're welcome
 
2012-07-13 06:18:22 AM

Paris1127: xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.

Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.

/you're welcome


Yea, but their all Farkers.
 
2012-07-13 06:18:26 AM
Well, were they able to rescue Sam Lowry?
 
2012-07-13 06:26:15 AM

Plant Rights Activist: Well, were they able to rescue Sam Lowry?


Afraid not. He's gone from us now.
 
2012-07-13 06:27:35 AM
Really no Bane comments? Fark this! Can someone please do a Bane comment?
 
2012-07-13 06:31:51 AM
It's funny because I just told the George W "how many is a brazillian?" joke last night.
 
2012-07-13 06:32:06 AM
so they didn't really have tickets to the game? that's illegal
 
2012-07-13 06:32:20 AM

GUATAPOPO: Really no Bane comments? Fark this! Can someone please do a Bane comment?


Mmgwmph.
 
2012-07-13 06:36:05 AM
Well, to be fair, if you were playing a Vuvuzula, I'd shoot you too.
 
2012-07-13 06:46:46 AM
Just when I think those touchdown celebrations can't get any more elaborate...
 
2012-07-13 06:51:10 AM
Ugly,senseless carnage once again marring The Beautiful Game in South America. Sigh.
 
2012-07-13 07:12:49 AM

GUATAPOPO: Really no Bane comments? Fark this! Can someone please do a Bane comment?


Is a banal comment close enough?
 
2012-07-13 07:13:30 AM
Another Brazilian waxing?
 
2012-07-13 07:29:51 AM
Get the assistant coach to spray some Icy Hot on them, they'll be up and running in no time. These South Americans always play the ref and dive.
 
2012-07-13 07:35:17 AM
Eight people in different locations, timed so fireworks would cover the noise. Sounds like organized crime. Cartels?

Hell, it sounds like the beginning of a bad Hollywood movie. Or the climax, depending on the details of the film.
 
2012-07-13 07:55:56 AM
Is that a British Brazillian or an American Brazillian?

Cause like, one is a thousand Mazillian and the other is like, what, a thousand-thousand Mazillian or something. I forget which is which.

But either way, yeah, that was a huge party.
 
2012-07-13 08:05:01 AM

ArcadianRefugee: GUATAPOPO: Really no Bane comments? Fark this! Can someone please do a Bane comment?

Mmgwmph.


Mfffghfhp MMMRRRGHHH mffllaf, mrrrrffm mfffrrrd mpf.
 
2012-07-13 08:15:40 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Wow...killing eight brazillion people would take a lot of guns!


No it doesn't. It just takes a lot of *BULLETS*.
 
2012-07-13 08:18:52 AM

Paris1127: Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.


...so Saint Peter rolls his eyes and says to me, "You ever try to hire a band for only three people?"

/old joke

or, older still...

"Solitude is a torment which is not threatened in hell itself." -- Donne, Meditation V
 
2012-07-13 08:21:11 AM
There are two things I've learned from visiting Liveleak.com.

1. Don't ever go to Sao Paulo, Brazil.
2. Don't drive in Russia.
 
2012-07-13 08:22:32 AM

Paris1127: xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.

Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.

/you're welcome


Thats funny. That is exactly my view of heaven. It'd be a horrible hybrid of the deep south and Utah.
 
2012-07-13 08:28:30 AM
8 Brazilian, that has to unlock some sort of achievement. Hell, Hitler only did 6 Million!

i45.tinypic.com

/Did I just Godwin this thread?
 
2012-07-13 08:35:30 AM

way south: Paris1127: xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.

Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.

/you're welcome

Yea, but their all Farkers.


Conclusive proof that this IS hell.

/I'm sure people in Heaven can do the good words, an' shiat.
 
2012-07-13 08:37:35 AM

GUATAPOPO: Really no Bane comments? Fark this! Can someone please do a Bane comment?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-13 08:39:55 AM

captjc: 8 Brazilian, that has to unlock some sort of achievement. Hell, Hitler only did 6 11 Million!


FTFY. Six million Jews, five million others.
 
2012-07-13 08:45:10 AM
Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.
 
2012-07-13 08:49:07 AM

theknuckler_33: Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.


Sack up, nancy.
 
2012-07-13 08:50:18 AM

ArtosRC: theknuckler_33: Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.

Sack up, nancy.


says the guy who still finds it funny after the brazilianth time.
 
2012-07-13 08:52:40 AM

theknuckler_33: Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.


I know. It's been used like a brazilian times already. Anyone using it like that deserves a Chile reception on FARC. Bolivia me, I hate it as much as the next guy. It used to be we could shame people by saying things like "Uruguay for using it", but now we have to be more sensitive to feelings of the heterosexually challenged.
 
2012-07-13 09:08:29 AM
If this is the worst thing that has happened to the fans, you don't even want to know what happened to their soccer team!
 
2012-07-13 09:16:26 AM

xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.


You should have been a nicer person, now you are here in hell with the rest of us and must suffer.
 
2012-07-13 09:20:11 AM
theknuckler_33: says the guy who still finds it funny after the brazilianth time.

Well, yes. I just did say that.
 
2012-07-13 09:29:43 AM

theknuckler_33: Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.


I was there when the meme was created, a brazilian years ago - so I am getting a kick out of some of these replies.
 
2012-07-13 09:49:45 AM

theknuckler_33: Treating "Brazilian" as a number of possibly the worst 'joke' of all time. The fact that joke is used in every single headline containing the word 'Brazilian' is even worse.


I agree. Sounds like a hairy situation. Those who got away must be thankful for the narrow escape to such a close shave.
 
2012-07-13 10:09:26 AM

Ostman: way south: Paris1127: xanadian: Jesus...that's...like...EVERYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC! WE'RE ALL DE...

...waitaminnit... *this* is the afterlife?

...

This sucks.

Hey, if you went to Heaven, you'd be bored, since all the fun people aren't eligible to enter. The place is empty. At least here in Hell there are people to talk to.

/you're welcome

Yea, but their all Farkers.

Conclusive proof that this IS hell.

/I'm sure people in Heaven can do the good words, an' shiat.


Conclusive proof was grammar Nazis.
 
2012-07-13 10:30:49 AM
Brazilian people, huh? Couldn't have gone with Brazilian revelers? Decided to go with people so that it sounds as awkward as saying 8 American people instead of 8 Americans. Or 8 Canadian people instead of 8 Canadians. Or 8 Chinese people instead of 8 Chinesians.
 
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