Also, can we stop playing God Bless America during the seventh inning stretch?

AverageAmericanGuy: Maybe it's time we start getting the fark over it.

It makes money and gives excuses. Who would want to give that up?

/Over it.

WhyteRaven74: Also, can we stop playing God Bless America during the seventh inning stretch?

Why do you hate the number 7?

Don't Troll Me Bro!: AliceBToklasLives: Why? What's more patriotic than capitalism?

Making it your soul duty to undermine the President, if I'm to believe the GOP.

My soul duty is to get funky!

People will forget never know of the glaring inconsistencies that allowed it to happen, in 100 years.

/"Lies My Teacher Told Me" -->

GAT_00: Honestly, the memorial ought to be destroyed and replaced with something devoid of capitalism since it's farking insulting to have a goddamn GIFT SHOP at the memorial, but I'll take what I can get.

Holocaust Museum has a gift shop.

Museums are non-profits, and need to make revenue any way they can. People like to buy stuff, so gift shops are profitable. How profitable? well the one at the Met covers two floors, the MoMA gift shop has satellite stores in other parts of Manhattan, The Philly Museum has four shops throughout its building, and (my favorite) the Louvre gift shop is the anchor store in the mall underneath the Louvre.

GAT_00: Honestly, the memorial ought to be destroyed and replaced with something devoid of capitalism since it's farking insulting to have a goddamn GIFT SHOP at the memorial,

Wait why is their a gift shop? Do they sell those collector plates or those .999995 pure coins?

That reminds me of the movie "The Lorax" hawking Mazda cars..

Dwight_Yeast: the Louvre gift shop is the anchor store in the mall underneath the Louvre.

Is it under the pyramid? Because Dan Brown.

urban.derelict: People will forget never know of the glaring inconsistencies that allowed it to happen, in 100 years.

/"Lies My Teacher Told Me" -->

The funny thing about "Lies my Teacher Told Me" is that by the time I read it...I already knew all those stories were untrue. The inconsistencies are not in the record, just in the textbooks. "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing..."

This is like throwing someone a Band-Aid after they've been decapitated.

MAYORBOB: What happened on September 11th?

Nickelback released the album that would make them famous. Canada still hasn't apologized.

GAT_00: Honestly, the memorial ought to be destroyed and replaced with something devoid of capitalism since it's farking insulting to have a goddamn GIFT SHOP at the memorial, but I'll take what I can get.

I wonder if they sell model airplanes.

Friction8r: If only this would silence spasmodic members of the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Club, now known as the FLCJC!

Friction8r: If only this would silence spasmodic members of the Fark Liberal Circle Jerk Club, now known as the FLCJC!

Sounds like a left-wing hentai...

Bloody William: Good. We should stop politicizing 9/11.

However, we should also stop fetishizing 9/11.

The US has redefined itself as "the country of 911." That's not a good thing.

coeyagi: Fart_Machine: coeyagi: Hope the OWS protesters at least draw a peace sign in the feces they smear on a cop car.

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Hey, better me saying it than the derp brigade. Ok, now back to serious posts....

Than?

This is a good idea. I could not listen to Romney talking about jobs and the economy while at this memorial.

Conservative, Liberals, and people from every so called race died that day. All Americans, or not even Americans.... Just innocent people. Just shut up and think about all of them for a while. Think about the life you have had since, that they never got a chance to have. Think about all those who died after going after the peopl who did this...Not just our soldiers either. Its not enough, but how else could you really honor them

Actually, I think that the federal government and victims' family groups have done exactly what everyone here is biatching about and found a humble, appropriate way to remember 9/11. Just take some extra time and help others that day. Link

Not this year, Rudy. Not for you.

GAT_00: Honestly, the memorial ought to be destroyed and replaced with something devoid of capitalism since it's farking insulting to have a goddamn GIFT SHOP at the memorial, but I'll take what I can get.

"Honestly, the memorial ought to be destroyed and replaced with something devoid of capitalism."

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Bloody William: Good. We should stop politicizing 9/11.

However, we should also stop fetishizing 9/11.

This. I hate funerals. They're necessary, but 9/11 fetishists seem to think that we should make a national funeral our chief holiday.

I'm ready to forget. And I served a year in Iraq.

mbillips: This. I hate funerals. They're necessary, but 9/11 fetishists seem to think that we should make a national funeral our chief holiday.

It is funny how it went to "9/11 families" to "9/11 fetishists."

I loss three friends that day, so you'll excuse me if I point out that you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks.

Thanks.

halfof33: mbillips: This. I hate funerals. They're necessary, but 9/11 fetishists seem to think that we should make a national funeral our chief holiday.

It is funny how it went to "9/11 families" to "9/11 fetishists."

I loss three friends that day, so you'll excuse me if I point out that you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks.

Thanks.

I lost friends that day.
I also lost friend in the knee jerk post 9/11 bandwagon fascist political war machine's response to a hand full of assholes with boxcutters creating chaos that a few people didn't have the balls to stop on the spot.

Enjoy your loss of the bill of rights.
You earned it when you stopped fighting for freedom because the constitution had to be scrapped for your precious safety

9/11 fetishists

I'm so going to use this in print when ever possible.

Thank you, Bloody William. You've coined a good one.

halfof33: It is funny how it went to "9/11 families" to "9/11 fetishists."

I loss three friends that day, so you'll excuse me if I point out that you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks.

Is it? I don't see anybody going from 9/11 families to 9/11 fetishists. Well, nobody except you, looking for sympathy. See? That's a 9/11 fetishist, right there, what you're being. Rudy Giuliani, he's a 9/11 fetishist.

I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive, I don't see the either-or proposition where it must be 9/11 families or 9/11 fetishists. They can both coexist side by side. The grieving people racked with survivor's guilt, and the shameless scumbags who exploit their pain for political cachet. Pam Geller? 9/11 fetishist.

Of course, I suppose to a fetishist it wouldn't seem that way. I suppose to a fetishist the only way you can claim the mantle of martyrdom, you still-living saint you, is to disparage a war veteran because he thinks some people *coughyoucough* shouldn't make a creepy death cult out of a national tragedy.

/amidoinitrite?

So it took them only 11 years to realize this - good one.

We mourned. Most of us were utterly respectful. A memorial is as fitting there as it is at Pearl Harbor so I'm ok with that. BUt the annual funereal thing needs to end now. A discreet laying of a wreath maybe. I'm sorry for the victims' families but my own dead family members would rise up from the grave and slap me if I insisted on recreating their funerals every year.

It'd be nice if we could keep them from speaking all the time.

halfof33: mbillips: This. I hate funerals. They're necessary, but 9/11 fetishists seem to think that we should make a national funeral our chief holiday.

It is funny how it went to "9/11 families" to "9/11 fetishists."

I loss three friends that day, so you'll excuse me if I point out that you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks.

Thanks.

From talking to people on the internet that lost friends on 9/11, you'd think that 300,000 people were packed into the WTC that day.

MrHappyRotter: doubled99: There's nothing I hate more than when everyone is in agreement...
and yet...even I can't find a negative angle here.

god damn

We'll have to agree to disagree on that one.

Or start pointing out grammar and mispeling isues perhaps (I figured I'd start it off).

vudukungfu: hand full of assholes with boxcutters creating chaos that a few people didn't have the balls to stop on the spot.

Wow, it is like the perfect storm of internet tough guy trolling! I actually burst out lulzing when I read this. I give you 10/10 for effort and 0/10 for impact.

Funny stuff though! Keep it up.

Dr. Mojo PhD: Is it? I don't see anybody going from 9/11 families to 9/11 fetishists. Well, nobody except you, looking for sympathy. See? That's a 9/11 fetishist, right there, what you're being.

Jesus Christ, we go from the perfect troll to perhaps the worst. Any thread about the 9/11 Memorial draws out the morans who start pounding their little fists of rage about it. In fact what I see is clown ass shiat balls like you hysterically whining about it.

I've had enough of the 9/11 fetishist fetishists like you and the other keyboard heroes and internet tough guys.

9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

halfof33: Jesus Christ, we go from the perfect troll to perhaps the worst. Any thread about the 9/11 Memorial draws out the morans who start pounding their little fists of rage about it. In fact what I see is clown ass shiat balls like you hysterically whining about it.

I've had enough of the 9/11 fetishist fetishists like you and the other keyboard heroes and internet tough guys.

Ooh, the "I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE!" defence. I'm very sorry I didn't get you a card for your fifth birthday. Since we know you're projecting and that means my response hit the largest nerve, tell me, what was it that upset you so much?

Was it the brutally cold logic that you're "so we went herp derp from families to derp herp fetishists" was a massive fallacy and the clinical explanation that you're a farking retarded dickbag for thinking they're mutually exclusive?

Or was it the part where I pointed out how you nakedly exploit the death of others for your own personal gain?

Dr. Mojo PhD:
Or was it the part where I pointed out how you nakedly exploit the death of others for your own personal gain?

Responding to farking trolls like you is "for my own personal gain." BWHAHA!! Seriously, that is fantastic, it is interesting crawling around the head of an unabashed troll like you. That is so monumentally silly, you must have felt a bit foolish writing that nonsense, yes?

I do like how you go from accusing me of having a "fifth birthday" and a couple of lines later you are in full froth calling me, lets see now: "a farking retarded dickbag." Well you are a regular member of the freaking Algonquin Round Table aren't you? lulz



9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

halfof33: I do like how you go from accusing me of having a "fifth birthday" and a couple of lines later you are in full froth calling me, lets see now: "a farking retarded dickbag."

halfof33: you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks [said to a person who did a year in Iraq]

So just to be clear, you can disparage a serviceman (or woman) as a "farking moran" who should "probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks" because fetishizing 9/11 is a creepy pseudo-death cult. That's a thing you can do, and that's totally acceptable (and really not frothy or anything, for srs.)

On the other hand, if I take umbrage at you disparaging a serviceman and give you exactly what you gave him, it's totally frothy (unlike you).

Just normal people thoughts for a normal creepy death cult kinda guy! Normal people think like that man. Totally, totally normal.

Dr. Mojo PhD: On the other hand, if I take umbrage at you disparaging a serviceman and give you exactly what you gave him, it's totally frothy (unlike you).

Oh, you are not mad, you are taking "umbrage." LULZ.

You see, kitten, you in the same post accused me of acting like a child, and immediately rolled out a serious of grossly immature schoolyard taunts. That makes you a hypocrite, sport.

You Umbraged? hee hee.

And wait, a one year Vet in Iraq posted? oh man, stop the debate and turn off free speech! We got us a Veteran here, that means that you are the President of the Thread and I have to wear a coconut on my hand while slow dancing with Dick Cheney. Man.... talk about fetishizing...

Looking forward to your next screed!



9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

Good. When I saw footage of 9-11 in W's reelection commercials, I wanted to kick my tv in.

halfof33: You see, kitten, you in the same post accused me of acting like a child, and immediately rolled out a serious of grossly immature schoolyard taunts. That makes you a hypocrite, sport.

Nope, sorry sport, it makes you a hypocrite. You called it "froth" after conducting the same thing yourself. That makes you a hypocrite and me an instrument of justice. Sorry boss.

halfof33: And wait, a one year Vet in Iraq posted? oh man, stop the debate and turn off free speech! We got us a Veteran here, that means that you are the President of the Thread and I have to wear a coconut on my hand while slow dancing with Dick Cheney.

And wait, a guy who knew people who died in 9/11 posted? Oh look, you're a hypocrite. Again.

halfof33: Looking forward to your next screed!

You're visibly terrified of everything I say, and it's obvious. I can prove it right now. We'll make a bet. It's this simple. We'll submit our posts to multiple independent third parties for evaluation and take a looky-loo at who they think is a hypocrite. We'll be rigged to machines that will automatically kill the hypocrite by cracking open our rib cages and spilling our internal organs and release the non-hypocrite.

You'll obviously never accept, because you know you'd die. I'm pretty clearly fearless about it. Though do go on, prove me wrong: Risk your life on it! You're already a proud member of a death cult, this would truly martyr you -- it would be like you died on 9/11!

Dr. Mojo PhD: And wait, a guy who knew people who died in 9/11 posted? Oh look, you're a hypocrite. Again.

THOU UMBRAGED? Hee hee!

I like your posts, because they are like this crazy reverse world. Where did I ever said that because I knew three people that died that day, I would take umbrage at anyone questioning me? In Mojo's mind. I got no problem with it, unlike your "umbrage" at some one having the temerity to challenge a Vet. Deal with it Frothy.

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9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

halfof33: I like your posts, because they are like this crazy reverse world.

Really? I like my posts because they're literally constructed as a total mimicry of your own behaviour, forcing you to argue with yourself.

Do you not question why when you say this:

halfof33: I loss three friends that day, so you'll excuse me if I point out that you are a farking moran who should probably just go eat a farking bowl of dicks.

I say this:

Dr. Mojo PhD: you're a farking retarded dickbag

Do you not question why when you say this:

halfof33: In fact what I see is clown ass shiat balls like you hysterically whining about it.

I follow with this:

Dr. Mojo PhD: You're visibly terrified of everything I say, and it's obvious. I can prove it right now.

Do you not ever wonder, in that little brain of yours, why I mimic you? Have you not ever noticed that in every reply I make, regardless of to whom it is addressed, I always adopt their tone and their voice? Have you not ever wondered about why it seems like you're anxious to get the last word with me? Do you really not see that I am literally forcing you to argue with your own behaviour (and from time to time drawing highlights to it)? I'm forcing you to argue with yourself. Not your arguments or ideas. Yourself; your identity.

The best part is this: I'll keep doing it. I can literally tell you exactly what I'm doing. You'll see me do it. You'll know I'm doing it. And you'll get that itch every farking time. Cognitive dissonance and the need to placate it is a biatch like that.

Dr. Mojo PhD: Do you not ever wonder, in that little brain of yours, why I mimic you? Have you not ever noticed that in every reply I make, regardless of to whom it is addressed, I always adopt their tone and their voice? Have you not ever wondered about why it seems like you're anxious to get the last word with me? Do you really not see that I am literally forcing you to argue with your own behaviour (and from time to time drawing highlights to it)? I'm forcing you to argue with yourself. Not your arguments or ideas. Yourself; your identity.

I, I, I, I, I, I. Hmm, this guy really likes himself.

Hit profile: Oh my god this guy REALLY LOVES himself.

And I seem to Umbraged him into a full and furious FROTH. It seems he is threatening to "keep doing it." Now that is some serious Internet frothiness! LULZ.

9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

/looking forward to your next navel gazing post, that I will briefly scan looking for teh LULZ, sport!

halfof33: I, I, I, I, I, I. Hmm, this guy really likes himself.

Hit profile: Oh my god this guy REALLY LOVES himself.

And I seem to Umbraged him into a full and furious FROTH. It seems he is threatening to "keep doing it." Now that is some serious Internet frothiness! LULZ.

9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

/looking forward to your next navel gazing post, that I will briefly scan looking for teh LULZ, sport!

lol u mad bro? Your rage is palpable, you're skipping like a broken record at the start of your post there. "I, I, I, I'm a creepy death cultist, I like to exploit victims of 9/11, I'm glad 3000 people died 11 years ago". Indeed.

I notice you still haven't taken me up on my death bet (are you afraid that Fark will know somebody who died who knew people who died on 9/11?)

And you're going to keep reading my posts too, oh no srs bsns! Please not a creepy dickbag death cultist anti-semite reading my posts, anything but!

Dr. Mojo PhD:
And you're going to keep reading my posts too, oh no srs bsns! Please not a creepy dickbag death cultist anti-semite reading my posts, anything but!

Mojo? Hi, it is the rest of us. You've got your ego enraged. It is cool, you are used to showing off for the giggling nincompoops in Total Fark Drama... er, discussion. Where they think you are kewl!

Tell, you what, big guy, it means a lot to you. I look forward to your next post, where Mojo gets the last word: God bless you, person who I've favorited as "Frothy Umbrage."

/9/11 FETISHIST AND PROUD OF IT, biatchES!

halfof33: Mojo? Hi, it is the rest of us. You've got your ego enraged. It is cool, you are used to showing off for the giggling nincompoops in Total Fark Drama... er, discussion. Where they think you are kewl!

Oh, oh, I like this one. It's the one where you claim other people have their egos enraged, and then reveal you're a pathetic limpdick who's angry that he never gets invited to the kewl kids club by lashing out at TFD... to a guy who never posts to it!

It goes well with the one where you insist I'm the one divorced from reality:

halfof33: I like your posts, because they are like this crazy reverse world.





Yeah that's right, we moved our club house to the "Sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling LALALALA works too" redlit thread. I impressed all the "kewl kids" with my four posts to it before it got redlit.

I'm sorry halfof33, maybe when we're all in tune with reality like you, we -- by which I mean I -- will amend our -- by which I mean my -- ways and invite you to our (again, my) super secret imaginary treehouse that exists only in the mind of an easily victimized death cultist in the process of lashing out in a rage about TFD to a 'target' that doesn't even participate in it.

What's next, going to scream at me that all us Freemasons and Rotaries won't invite you to our gay barbecue orgies? farking loser.

Dr. Mojo PhD: snipped. farking loser.

I do not think that I am breaking my pledge to give you the last word when I come on here to compliment you and say that was the most amazingly incomprehensible rant I have ever, EVER see, Something about a redlit thread that I've never heard of, complete with pictures?

AMAZEBALLS, dude.