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(Sun Herald)   Fifteen pounds of cocaine shipped to Mississippi elementary school for the second time in a week   ( divider line
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2003-11-14 03:55:35 PM  
Damn! And I thought it was pizza day.
2003-11-14 03:56:21 PM  
Speaking of drugs, what ever happened to Ellen Feiss?
2003-11-14 03:56:32 PM  
Damn, they go through it quick!
2003-11-14 03:56:41 PM  
Goddamn FedEx misrouted my shipment AGAIN!
2003-11-14 03:57:11 PM  
Sporks and Coke. Slop sloppy joes......
2003-11-14 03:57:47 PM  
I'm sure it was just an accident.
2003-11-14 03:57:54 PM  
Hmmm, cocaine from Texas. Why does that ring some sort of bell?
2003-11-14 03:58:30 PM  
I wonder when the find the body of the person who originally put it in the boxes.

Finding 15 pounds of coke is like winning the illegal lottery
2003-11-14 03:58:37 PM  
No wonder there's no money for books.... Well at least there not wasting the money.
2003-11-14 03:58:48 PM  
"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie....
Ground beef."
2003-11-14 03:58:54 PM  
In other news gradeschoolers are getting hooked on coke in record numbers..
2003-11-14 03:59:09 PM  
I need to that d@mn address right..shiat!!
2003-11-14 03:59:31 PM  
I guess the kids at all their paste.
2003-11-14 03:59:54 PM  
So, there's coke in the meat, eh? That explains why the kids can't get enough of that Salisbury Steak.
2003-11-14 03:59:59 PM  
And those doctors thought those kids just had ADD.
2003-11-14 04:00:08 PM  
It was Tony Blair. He was trying to sent it to his hair dresser...

/goes away now.
2003-11-14 04:01:09 PM  
Dr. Atkins, I presume? No wonder his diet's lasted so long...
2003-11-14 04:01:35 PM  
When you loose your bosses drugs once they maqke you pay for it.
When you lose your bosses drugs a second time and the Feds and the media get in on the story, your boss just kills you and throws your dumb ass off a bridge.
2003-11-14 04:01:50 PM  
"fark the little Gomez girl! And fark the farkin Diaz twins ! fark 'em all! I bury those coachroaches! "
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2003-11-14 04:01:54 PM  
The Christmas play at the schhol this year is "White Christmas in Urinetown"
2003-11-14 04:02:35 PM  
> 2003-11-14 03:56:21 PM legion_of_doo
> Speaking of drugs, what ever happened to Ellen Feiss?
Good question.
Even the fansite is gone.
It's like...a bummer.

Anyone got a pic of Ellen Feiss for photoshopping?
2003-11-14 04:03:38 PM  
Why did stuff like this never happpen to MY school, dammit?
2003-11-14 04:04:48 PM  
Is that dude's name really 'pookie_butt'?
2003-11-14 04:05:06 PM  
In another news, ritalin prescriptions surge in Mississippi.
2003-11-14 04:05:06 PM  
...and somewhere some trafficker is getting 15 lbs. of salisbury steak in the mail and going, "WTF!?"
2003-11-14 04:07:11 PM  
Who's the idiot that turns it in? Why not keep for yourself?
2003-11-14 04:07:21 PM  
Hooked on Phonics AND coke. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!!
2003-11-14 04:12:26 PM  
Is that were the Dallas Cowboys are practicing now? I had no idea.
2003-11-14 04:13:15 PM  
2003-11-14 04:13:21 PM  
1. kick in $.50 for winning lottery ticket.
2. begin cocaine dynasty
3. profit
2003-11-14 04:14:45 PM  
The thought of these two things together, side by side... I'm droolin'

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2003-11-14 04:16:50 PM  
"Look lady, someone's got to sign for it or it's coming right back."
2003-11-14 04:17:18 PM  
who is ellen feiss?
2003-11-14 04:17:27 PM  
Strange things have happened ever since we stopped importing Canadian beef and started buying beef from Columbia. Whoda thunkit?
2003-11-14 04:20:27 PM  
I used to work for a lettershop that processed business reply mail for clients. Some doofus would use these business reply envelopes (postage paid, after all) and send his buddy little packets of pot in them. He'd cross out the printed delivery address and put his buddy's down instead. Post office would still deliver them to us. I had to keep these pot-filled envelopes and then turn them over to the cops weekly. The doofus just kept on sending them. Averaged about 4 a week. Cops just laughed every week when they'd drive out to pick up the latest batch. I would have loved to hear the ongoing conversation between Doofus and his buddy: "Dude, where's my stash? Your system ain't working!" "Dude, I swear I'm mailing 'em!"
2003-11-14 04:22:17 PM  
Billy Madison meets Scarface, this has blockbuster written all over it!
2003-11-14 04:22:57 PM  
The country is Colombia.

The district, space shuttle, British, etc. is Columbia
2003-11-14 04:23:03 PM did anyone working at an Elementary School know it was Cocaine? Did they figure that out before or after they sprinkled the new powdered sugar on the cookies?
2003-11-14 04:23:15 PM  
Now you all know why our edjamacation system sucks. We are hopped up on blow.
2003-11-14 04:24:36 PM  
ellen feiss was the stoned-looking girl in the switch to mac ad

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2003-11-14 04:30:07 PM  
Somebody's missing thirty pounds of cocaine;
I doubt that he will understand...
The man who shipped them, he'd better pack his bags
And flee to a very distant land.
2003-11-14 04:30:11 PM  
Methinks someone is setting up the supplier!
2003-11-14 04:32:59 PM  
School is so much more educational these days...
2003-11-14 04:33:32 PM  
"You didnt see nothin' old man. Just a bunch of clowns sittin around a pile of beef. White powdery beef."
2003-11-14 04:39:39 PM  
Seeing those two images side by side filled me with profound gratitude that I live in the first world.

As a man of the cloth once said:
Bales of cocaine
Falling from an aeroplane
I don't know who done dropped em
But I thank 'em all the same.
2003-11-14 04:40:27 PM  
bales of cocaine
falling like the pouring rain
dunno who done dropped 'em
but i thank 'em just same

-- heat
2003-11-14 04:41:09 PM  
holy cow!!! dejabrainfusion...
2003-11-14 04:42:01 PM  
I remember in highschool a group of kids got in trouble for snorting pixie stix.
2003-11-14 04:42:57 PM  
I miss Ellen Feiss... she sure made me proud to be a Mac owner (It was like... a bummer). I think the Quicktime movie is still available at

She was cuter than CATS & Akbar. I wonder what happened to her 15 seconds of internet insanity.

Anyway, the story about the school with the drugs... it just made me think about Ellen Feiss.
2003-11-14 04:44:57 PM  
This is a LOT of cocaine!!
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