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(The Raw Story)   Conservative reporter says that by fighting to preserve women's reproductive rights and access to birth control, Democrats have insulted women by "reducing them to sexual beings"   (rawstory.com) divider line 47
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2012-07-12 04:01:26 PM
13 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: On the one hand, I could be a sexual being. On the other, I could be a walking uterus.

Hmm... which side to choose... hmmm...


Hey, if your uterus didn't belong to society, wouldn't it be called a uterme?
2012-07-12 06:56:16 PM
5 votes:

colon_pow: a woman is just a life-support system for her pussy.


Oh, lookit Mr Picky over here wanting his women to be ALIVE.
2012-07-12 04:03:59 PM
5 votes:

Bloody William: The My Little Pony Killer: On the one hand, I could be a sexual being. On the other, I could be a walking uterus.

Hmm... which side to choose... hmmm...

Hey, if your uterus didn't belong to society, wouldn't it be called a uterme?


That may be, but there's no 'you' in 'vagina,' mister!
2012-07-12 05:48:51 PM
4 votes:

Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Now let me just unzip this top a little more...

What is the deal with that shirt anyway? This makes Univision look respectable.


oooooooohhhhhh ooooooohhhh! I'm a Fox News info babe. Let me validate your opinions. I'm such a dirty little news babe. I'll tell you EVERYTHING you want to hear. Oooooohh, you like that baby? Yeah. Lemme tell you all about how bad Obama is. OOoooooh. Oooooh. Oh I'm not interested in those bad bad black men. I like you big, strong, real Americans. Oh you like that validation baby? Oh yeah! Listen to me! Listen to me HARD! OOOH I love it when you get all ANGRY! Yeah! Tell me how you wanna cut my taxes! Oh yeah! Cut my taxes! Give me that tea party ANGER, baby! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!!!


...

oh yeah, baby. Now who you gonna vote for this year?
2012-07-12 05:52:18 PM
3 votes:
imaguitarist.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-12 03:39:04 PM
3 votes:
Absolutely correct. Just like when abolitionists were fighting slavery, they were insulting blacks by forcing them to compete for jobs in the free market.

In other news Tucker Carlson's blog sucks.
2012-07-12 08:13:34 PM
2 votes:

quatchi: Yeah, after 10 years of married sex they will truly be able to appreciate what "same sex" is all about.

*rimshot*


www.washingtonpost.com

"Someone say 'rimshot?'"
2012-07-12 07:38:56 PM
2 votes:

supageil: I smell a troll or two in here.


In the Politics tab??

Unpossible
2012-07-12 07:37:04 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Grables'Daughter: [i947.photobucket.com image 638x463]

I think I love you.


Then what are you so afraid of?
2012-07-12 06:35:18 PM
2 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: I get to decide what is and is not a right.


Frickin SWEET. How'd you apply for that position?
2012-07-12 05:50:51 PM
2 votes:
Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

4.bp.blogspot.com

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?
2012-07-12 05:43:36 PM
2 votes:
The GOP seems more and more to be the little cranky asshole in the corner who constantly says "you know what the REAL problem is..." then follows it up with a completely insane statement.

"You know what the real problem with the economy is, its those damn emus and the fluctuating price of their fur...and with the color changing moths in Nicuragua."

Keep spewing stupidity, we'll keep calling you stupid.
2012-07-12 05:25:37 PM
2 votes:
You know what doesn't reduce women to sexual beings? TAX CUTS!!!! Vote GOP 2012
2012-07-12 04:11:38 PM
2 votes:

abb3w: So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?


all farkettes are actually balding middle-aged men
2012-07-12 03:51:49 PM
2 votes:
So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?
2012-07-12 03:46:17 PM
2 votes:
Remember women. If you think you should be in charge of your own medical decisions instead of a priest or a male politician, you're debasing yourself.
2012-07-12 03:43:21 PM
2 votes:
Focus on the hand of austerity-driven government handing you a pink slip, ladies, and ignore the reaching government hand creeping inside your much less important pink slip.
2012-07-13 07:13:24 AM
1 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: lennavan: EvilRacistNaziFascist: I get to decide what is and is not a right.

Frickin SWEET. How'd you apply for that position?

I said that there is no objectively existent "right" to have an abortion, and this is true. If you believe otherwise, try to rationally explain why without putting words on my mouth and indulging in cheap adolescent sarcasm. In other words, grow up.



Bless your heart, you are just cute as a button, calling yourself "EvilRacistNaziFascist" and then lecturing someone about "cheap adolescent sarcasm" and telling them to "grow up."
2012-07-12 08:42:17 PM
1 votes:

Benjamin the Rogue: The Republicans are here looking out for women! Why can't any of you see this?!? They are freeing woman from the burdens of having all of these healthcare options to worry about! Just like they're helping free them from having to worry about making too much money in the workforce by refusing to allow Obama to push that equal pay crap!

This way we can all be happy, knowing they are spawning our off-spring and feeding us quality sandwiches.

/end derp


Heh. I read that in this guy's voice:

t2.gstatic.com
2012-07-12 07:40:39 PM
1 votes:

Selena Luna: Epoch_Zero: paygun: GGracie: It has been a year and a half since I last used my sin crevice, so I guess I am now non-sexual :-(

The proper term is shame cave.

A very informative four panel featuring Biden and Palin has informed me that the proper term is actually "cock pit".

Michael Palin?


Come on guys its a "Box Office"

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts,emergency exits, etc .
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan "
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the Attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing Sergeant," said the crewmember, "We No Longer Call It The **** Pit."

"It's The Box Office"
2012-07-12 07:35:38 PM
1 votes:
Is that why so many conservative women are married to gay men?
2012-07-12 07:30:01 PM
1 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: HotWingConspiracy: EvilRacistNaziFascist: and there is no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion

In this free nation there is. You can go live in some shiatty religious hovel country if you like though.

As I said: there is no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion: this concept was invented out of nothing by the Supreme Court decades ago, but that decision did nothing to create an objectively existing "right". All so-called "rights" are merely collective expressions of desire, and are fictions in the sense that they are granted to us by our rulers and could not be enforced at all without the threat of force at some level to uphold them. They do not possess a self- sufficient existence of their own.

This was my original point: that the pros and cons of abortion are not settled by one side arbitrarily claiming to have magically discovered a "right" which means that their opponents are now obliged to be silent forever. This is merely wishful thinking at best, and a kind of totalitarianism at worst.

/and by the way, saying that abortion is a "reproductive" right is as silly as saying that legalized infanticide would be a "parenting" right
//"waaah! he hates women!!1!"


Except that we live in a society where we have the right to do whatever the fark we want that isn't specifically prohibited by law, so you can take your "there is no right to abortion" BS and shove it up your pee-hole. Sideways. After dipping it in wasabi.
2012-07-12 07:29:06 PM
1 votes:
Y'know, if there one thing that chicks really dig, it's being told what they ought to think.

/Hannity you DOUCHE
2012-07-12 06:54:40 PM
1 votes:
a woman is just a life-support system for her pussy.
2012-07-12 06:48:00 PM
1 votes:

MFL: MFL:
They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

someonelse I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures

Please tell me, who is stopping you from purchasing your own contraception? I want names.

Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him


Oh, I could survive without him, but battling all of the misogynist fundie morons trying to turn back the clock to 1791 after a Rmoney win would eat into my free time when I have unprotected sex and then monthly abortions. You know, just for the lulz.

/it beats a book club.
//wine gives me migraines
///so do the purposely ignorant.
2012-07-12 06:40:17 PM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


Wasn't that from one of the Brady Bunch reunion shows?
2012-07-12 06:38:44 PM
1 votes:

EvilRacistNaziFascist: no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion


Like the right to have a left pinky finger?
2012-07-12 06:35:22 PM
1 votes:
Please, media. Keep telling us this will be a close election. We really believe you.
2012-07-12 06:35:12 PM
1 votes:

MFL: Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours. Get it yourself. Show me how independant you are.


MFL: You are absolutely not a victim...but you demand free stuff...then if I object, you claim I'm discriminating against you?.....okie dokie


You do realize contraception covered by insurance isn't "free"?

Oh wait I forgot you just regurgitate talk radio.
2012-07-12 06:34:40 PM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


They're all pics of the same woman, DUH.
2012-07-12 06:28:36 PM
1 votes:

NallTWD: Keep f**king that chicken.


Hey! Stop reducing chickens to the level of sexual beings!
2012-07-12 06:10:41 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?


I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.
2012-07-12 06:06:00 PM
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Jesus Christ. Can we stop with the f*cking sophistry for just one goddamn minute?


No, they dare not do that.

If they stop singing the derp song even for a couple of minutes reality starts filtering back into people's heads.

/Sadly, the Derp Song is the real song that never ends.
2012-07-12 05:50:46 PM
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Now let me just unzip this top a little more...

What is the deal with that shirt anyway? This makes Univision look respectable.

oooooooohhhhhh ooooooohhhh! I'm a Fox News info babe. Let me validate your opinions. I'm such a dirty little news babe. I'll tell you EVERYTHING you want to hear. Oooooohh, you like that baby? Yeah. Lemme tell you all about how bad Obama is. OOoooooh. Oooooh. Oh I'm not interested in those bad bad black men. I like you big, strong, real Americans. Oh you like that validation baby? Oh yeah! Listen to me! Listen to me HARD! OOOH I love it when you get all ANGRY! Yeah! Tell me how you wanna cut my taxes! Oh yeah! Cut my taxes! Give me that tea party ANGER, baby! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!!!


...

oh yeah, baby. Now who you gonna vote for this year?


I think I should start watching Fox News.
2012-07-12 05:35:44 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: How many women sit around lamenting the lack of birth control in this country?


Not nearly enough of them?
2012-07-12 05:26:31 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: peccadillo pinnacle


This is probably what Roger Rabbit calls his.
2012-07-12 05:25:04 PM
1 votes:
This will not go over well with independents, undecided voters, and anyone who passed the 6th grade. Keep up the good work GOP.
2012-07-12 05:22:32 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: GGracie: abb3w: So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?

It has been a year and a half since I last used my sin crevice, so I guess I am now non-sexual :-(


/sin crevice... chortle :-p

LOL. I'm calling my weener "sin spire" from now on.


How about "peccadillo pinnacle"?
2012-07-12 05:17:37 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: By punishing women for having dirty dirty sex, we are elevating them to a state beyond sexual beings. Think of the liberty of not being ruled by your sin crevice.


What women who have been elevated to such a state may look like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-12 05:13:20 PM
1 votes:
I should be used to this stuff...but my head exploded. Again.
2012-07-12 05:07:55 PM
1 votes:

abb3w: So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?


It has been a year and a half since I last used my sin crevice, so I guess I am now non-sexual :-(


/sin crevice... chortle :-p
2012-07-12 04:30:21 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Poor women are screwing things up by staying at home to raise their children and not getting a job. Middle class women are screwing things up by working at a job and not staying at home with their children.

Did I get it right?


Very much so. It's almost Romneyesque in its quantum nature.
2012-07-12 04:28:49 PM
1 votes:
And reducing them to breeding stock is liberating.
2012-07-12 04:20:38 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: Hey, stop being a sexual being at me.


You really don't need to worry about that, because

Jackson Herring: all farkettes are actually balding middle-aged men


/Adjusts penis.
2012-07-12 04:08:03 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: hat may be, but there's no 'you' in 'vagina,' mister!


STOP REMINDING ME THAT!!!
2012-07-12 04:06:20 PM
1 votes:
Poor women are screwing things up by staying at home to raise their children and not getting a job. Middle class women are screwing things up by working at a job and not staying at home with their children.

Did I get it right?
2012-07-12 03:39:58 PM
1 votes:
"And what they did was they basically reduced the American woman to a sexual being whose sole concern is birth control and cheap abortions," she added. "That is not the American woman. The real American woman cares about the economy, getting a job, helping her family, which is why this ad will be far more effective than the war on women have."

One of these things is not like the other.
 
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