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2012-07-12 05:53:24 PM

ultraholland: [imaguitarist.files.wordpress.com image 338x400]


win.
 
2012-07-12 05:57:04 PM
Me reading this:

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-07-12 05:57:27 PM

Jackson Herring: abb3w: So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?

all farkettes are actually balding middle-aged men


Isn't that the text for the "Summon Grables'Daughter" card?
 
2012-07-12 05:57:52 PM

MFL: They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.


I didn't know that not actively restricting a woman's access to birth control (an actual small government move) was now a big government thing.

Guess you learn something from manly conservatives scared of women every day. Who can be surprised by this, though? They're small government that needs the big government's help to keep gays from entering the same social contracts straights can, who keep vasectomies legal for men while restricting access to pharmaceutical contraceptives to women, who are only crying because they're tired of liberals playing the victim.

Of course, in the case of my rant, it's actually true. In the case your deranged misogyny (I know, I know, you love women... in the kitchen), it's nothing more than your fury that women are demanding a small government that doesn't intrude in their medical affairs, and you need to find a way to desperately frame GET THE F*CK OUT! as HELP ME, HELP ME!
 
2012-07-12 05:58:06 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?


BOTTOM LEFT! BOTTOM LEFT!
 
2012-07-12 05:59:06 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!: BOTTOM LEFT! BOTTOM LEFT!

I would like to have consensual intercourse with her.
 
2012-07-12 05:59:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?


The main sociopath isn't even pictured.
 
2012-07-12 06:00:33 PM

bwilson27: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

The main sociopath isn't even pictured.


Gretchen Carlson is there...
 
2012-07-12 06:04:18 PM

MFL: Fraking wingnuts, Women aren't just sexual beings..

They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.


I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures.
 
2012-07-12 06:06:00 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Jesus Christ. Can we stop with the f*cking sophistry for just one goddamn minute?


No, they dare not do that.

If they stop singing the derp song even for a couple of minutes reality starts filtering back into people's heads.

/Sadly, the Derp Song is the real song that never ends.
 
2012-07-12 06:09:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: This is what conservatives actually believe?


No.

This is what conservatives say. They're really the same thing.

This is simply a crass and insincere attempt at a shaming statement in order to feign moral superiority and indignation.
 
2012-07-12 06:10:32 PM
Are all conservatives schizophrenic?
 
2012-07-12 06:10:41 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?


I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.
 
2012-07-12 06:12:02 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: women are demanding a small government that doesn't intrude in their medical affairs


we have a winner
 
2012-07-12 06:12:39 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


Neither can I. Well, there was that one time, but after the police got involved, I decided it wasn't a good idea to try again.
 
2012-07-12 06:13:53 PM

Counter_Intelligent: This may be crazy, and feel free to disagree, but it sounds humanizing. Anyone care to discuss? Acknowledging women as sexual beings seems a lot better than forcing them to be virginal.

Acknowledging

that women are sexual beings is good. Women being "reduced to sexual beings" above all other concerns, per TFA's claim*, is bad, though it'd hardly be a new thing. In that sense, I'd also argue that forcing women to be virginal is just as much a reduction as expecting them to all be sexual (and then judging them as whores and sluts where men aren't typically given such labels), since it places their sexuality or lack thereof ahead of other traits.

If conservatives were concerned about acknowledging women as sexual, they wouldn't spend so much time shiatting on ways to enable women to have sex safely. Not like conservative figureheads have a good track record of liking sex in general, though...unless male prostitutes are involved, I guess. Male prostitutes: the symbol of conservative distaste for both sex and women!

*which is bullshiat, just so we're clear
 
2012-07-12 06:14:56 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


That Fox apparently recruits their female anchors from the Children of the Corn? Though their superpowers seem to have been replaced dysfunctional frontal cortexs.
 
2012-07-12 06:17:45 PM
Reduced from what, Concerned Conservative? Beardhood?
 
2012-07-12 06:20:47 PM

Bloody William: The My Little Pony Killer: hat may be, but there's no 'you' in 'vagina,' mister!

STOP REMINDING ME THAT!!!


WillScarlet, you missed this:

I have heard that old saying, "There is no "I" in team, but it's got "me" in it.
You told me it applies to vaginas, too: "There is no "I" in vagina, but...
Wait a sec, Hoss.
 
2012-07-12 06:21:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-12 06:22:03 PM
Has anyone posted the "You know how I know you're gay" picture yet?
 
2012-07-12 06:23:20 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


Restraining orders strike again?
 
MFL
2012-07-12 06:26:12 PM
MFL: They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

Dr. Mojo PhD I didn't know that not actively restricting a woman's access to birth control (an actual small government move) was now a big government thing.

So technically you are "actively resticting" me from my sandwich. Go buy me one.

Guess you learn something from manly conservatives scared of women every day. Who can be surprised by this, though? They're small government that needs the big government's help to keep gays from entering the same social contracts straights can, who keep vasectomies legal for men while restricting access to pharmaceutical contraceptives to women, who are only crying because they're tired of liberals playing the victim.

Since when did vasectomies get outlawed?

Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours. Get it yourself. Show me how independant you are.

You lost me with the whole gay thing....i dunno where that came from.

Of course, in the case of my rant, it's actually true. In the case your deranged misogyny (I know, I know, you love women... in the kitchen), it's nothing more than your fury that women are demanding a small government that doesn't intrude in their medical affairs, and you need to find a way to desperately frame GET THE F*CK OUT! as HELP ME, HELP ME!

You are absolutely not a victim...but you demand free stuff...then if I object, you claim I'm discriminating against you?.....okie dokie
 
2012-07-12 06:28:36 PM

NallTWD: Keep f**king that chicken.


Hey! Stop reducing chickens to the level of sexual beings!
 
2012-07-12 06:30:54 PM

MFL: Since when did vasectomies get outlawed?


They should. Vasectomies go against the will of God.
 
2012-07-12 06:32:09 PM

MFL: The only medical reason for birth control is to stop pregnancy.


Hah, you're stupid.

MFL: Women do not pay for their health insurance. Further, there is no co-pay.


El oh el!
 
2012-07-12 06:32:28 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: NallTWD: Keep f**king that chicken.

Hey! Stop reducing chickens to the level of sexual beings!


Right on brother! That's why we have sheep anyway.
 
2012-07-12 06:33:43 PM
"Reproductive rights"? Abortion is not about reproduction at all, but its exact opposite, and there is no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion. So: two words, two lies.
 
2012-07-12 06:34:25 PM

abb3w: So, Farkettes: how many of you are sexual beings, and how many of you are non-sexual beings?


Myself, I'm as sexual as I can get away with.
 
2012-07-12 06:34:40 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


They're all pics of the same woman, DUH.
 
2012-07-12 06:35:12 PM

MFL: Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours. Get it yourself. Show me how independant you are.


MFL: You are absolutely not a victim...but you demand free stuff...then if I object, you claim I'm discriminating against you?.....okie dokie


You do realize contraception covered by insurance isn't "free"?

Oh wait I forgot you just regurgitate talk radio.
 
2012-07-12 06:35:18 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: I get to decide what is and is not a right.


Frickin SWEET. How'd you apply for that position?
 
2012-07-12 06:35:22 PM
Please, media. Keep telling us this will be a close election. We really believe you.
 
2012-07-12 06:37:21 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

BOTTOM LEFT! BOTTOM LEFT!


I agree with Fox News on this point.
 
2012-07-12 06:37:38 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: and there is no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion


In this free nation there is. You can go live in some shiatty religious hovel country if you like though.
 
MFL
2012-07-12 06:38:04 PM
MFL:
They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

someonelse I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures

Please tell me, who is stopping you from purchasing your own contraception? I want names.

Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him
 
2012-07-12 06:38:44 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: no objectively existing "right" to have an abortion


Like the right to have a left pinky finger?
 
2012-07-12 06:40:15 PM

MFL: Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him


Some women can't if the GOP keeps dictating how a woman should live and control what access to what treatment women need.

/The real irony is that this is the same party that claims to be for SMALL government
 
2012-07-12 06:40:17 PM

Grables'Daughter: Lionel Mandrake: Well, FOX knows all about reducing women to sexual beings

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 447x588]

Do you think any of these women were hired for their journalistic excellence?

I'm trying to figure out what each of those people has in common, but I just can't put my finger on it.


Wasn't that from one of the Brady Bunch reunion shows?
 
2012-07-12 06:42:20 PM

MFL: MFL:
They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

someonelse I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures

Please tell me, who is stopping you from purchasing your own contraception? I want names.

Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him


Oh, you're one of those people who thinks that something being covered by health insurance means it's "free", aren't you?
 
2012-07-12 06:43:12 PM

MFL: Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours.


Nobody wants to pay for your syphilis treatments either, but if they are in your insurance plan, some of the money is going towards it.

Get the fark over it. You lost.
 
2012-07-12 06:43:52 PM

Teufelaffe: Oh, you're one of those people who thinks that something being covered by health insurance means it's "free", aren't you?


He did actually say it...

MFL: You are absolutely not a victim...but you demand free stuff

 
2012-07-12 06:43:57 PM
After reading TFA it looks as if all Michelle Fields was saying was that women care about far more important issues than abortion and contraception, and that trying to win over the female vote by focussing exclusively on these subjects is patronizing and demeaning. This is correct.

It should also be pointed out that a large number of people in the anti- abortion movement, if not the actual majority (as is the case where I live), are women. The attempt to use hysterical shaming language against conservatives by claiming that they allegedly hate and fear women (because liberals can read minds, of course) has the effect of stigmatizing anti- abortion women as somehow self- loathing, self- betraying, not quite "real" women etc. etc.
 
2012-07-12 06:45:09 PM

MFL: Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours. Get it yourself. Show me how independant you are.


I don't want to pay for other people's boner pills and vasectimes.

Which politician so I lobby to write laws to make that happen?
 
2012-07-12 06:45:52 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: After reading TFA it looks as if all Michelle Fields was saying was that women care about far more important issues than abortion and contraception, and that trying to win over the female vote by focussing exclusively on these subjects is patronizing and demeaning. This is correct.


Good thing that's not the only thing that is being focused on. In fact, it wasn't an issue until you freaks made it in to one.
 
2012-07-12 06:48:00 PM

MFL: MFL:
They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

someonelse I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures

Please tell me, who is stopping you from purchasing your own contraception? I want names.

Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him


Oh, I could survive without him, but battling all of the misogynist fundie morons trying to turn back the clock to 1791 after a Rmoney win would eat into my free time when I have unprotected sex and then monthly abortions. You know, just for the lulz.

/it beats a book club.
//wine gives me migraines
///so do the purposely ignorant.
 
2012-07-12 06:49:01 PM

EvilRacistNaziFascist: After reading TFA it looks as if all Michelle Fields was saying was that women care about far more important issues than abortion and contraception, and that trying to win over the female vote by focussing exclusively on these subjects is patronizing and demeaning. This is correct.


I guess that passes muster, as long as nobody thinks we ought to pay attention to a concerted effort to take away rights from half the people in the country.
 
2012-07-12 06:49:03 PM

MFL: Nobody wants to limit access to contraception... they just don't want to pay for yours. Get it yourself. Show me how independant you are.


farking insurance. How does it work?
 
2012-07-12 06:50:13 PM

lennavan: EvilRacistNaziFascist: I get to decide what is and is not a right.

Frickin SWEET. How'd you apply for that position?


I said that there is no objectively existent "right" to have an abortion, and this is true. If you believe otherwise, try to rationally explain why without putting words on my mouth and indulging in cheap adolescent sarcasm. In other words, grow up.
 
2012-07-12 06:50:37 PM

MFL: MFL:
They are stong, intelligent, helpless, victims who need the government assistance in every phase of their journey through womanhood.

someonelse I know, right? Stupid freeloading women, always begging for access to legal medical procedures

Please tell me, who is stopping you from purchasing your own contraception? I want names.

Barack Obama says woman cannot survive without him


Well, lessee....

The party that continues to say I shouldn't be allowed access to health insurance is preventing me from purchasing my own contraception; the party that is actively working to close down free women's healthcare centers across the country is preventing me from obtaining contraception at a lower price; the party that continues to insist that only whores need birth control; the party that is running abortion providers out of their states on a rail in flagrant violation of the Roe and Casey decisions; and the party that tells us that pharmacists should be allowed to refuse to provide birth control and morning-after pills because Jesus.

Those would be the people preventing me from purchasing my own contraception, howabout that?
 
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