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(Daily Mail)   For just $60 an hour you can be the big spoon to this cute girl's little spoon. Just no forking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 194
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2012-07-12 03:14:02 PM
So what is her policy on morning/wake-up wood?
 
2012-07-12 04:17:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: So what is her policy on morning/wake-up wood?


FTA: Sexual arousal, reads the website, 'is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable,' but acting on those impulses is forbidden.
 
2012-07-12 04:27:40 PM

pizen: scottydoesntknow: So what is her policy on morning/wake-up wood?

FTA: Sexual arousal, reads the website, 'is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable,' but acting on those impulses is forbidden.


No. That's extra. $60 is for the tease. $600 is for the good stuff.
 
2012-07-12 04:40:59 PM
Minute 64: Wherein we discover the fine line between "getting more comfortable" and "gently dry-humping".
 
2012-07-12 04:45:34 PM
Gift of 60 roses is for time and companionship. Anything else is a mutual decision between adults.
 
2012-07-12 04:58:19 PM
Sharp knees
 
2012-07-12 05:17:02 PM

serial_crusher: Gift of 60 roses is for time and companionship. Anything else is a mutual decision between adults.


This.
 
2012-07-12 06:22:08 PM
blog.musicvstheater.com
 
2012-07-12 06:23:17 PM
I'd go for that if it weren't for the price. I like cuddling with women, just not sex.
 
2012-07-12 06:24:47 PM
Cuddling with strangers seems a lot creepier to me than having sex with strangers
 
2012-07-12 06:25:25 PM
what about sporking?
 
2012-07-12 06:25:50 PM
cute?

...maybe
 
2012-07-12 06:26:02 PM
pffft I can spoon and cuddle my roomate for free. But some nights she reeks of booze and cigarettes.
 
2012-07-12 06:27:52 PM
controversy.wearscience.com

There is no spoon.
 
2012-07-12 06:32:06 PM

BunkyBrewman: pizen: scottydoesntknow: So what is her policy on morning/wake-up wood?

FTA: Sexual arousal, reads the website, 'is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable,' but acting on those impulses is forbidden.

No. That's extra. $60 is for the tease. $600 is for the good stuff.


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Ask about our "Blue Balls Special".
 
2012-07-12 06:33:05 PM
No sex of course but can you at least fondle her boobs?
 
2012-07-12 06:35:33 PM
So it's like being married for 5 years... you know, right before the big "cut off".
 
2012-07-12 06:36:36 PM
Well, this is just plain creepy. Cuddling with someone is about intimacy...and dry humping.
 
2012-07-12 06:37:16 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-07-12 06:37:42 PM
I like cuddling with a woman I'm in an actual relationship with and have an actual emotional involvement with,

but its not something I'd pay for with a random person I have no relationship with like you'd pay a prostitute for sex.
 
2012-07-12 06:37:46 PM
Guess she's not aware of LoveTribe and other sex-pos orgs that offer this, basically, for free.. you just have to go to events. That said, kudos to her for being a se.. well hell, I'm not sure where/if this falls within the Sex-Pos spectrum.
 
2012-07-12 06:37:52 PM
Think she'd get suspicious after my third "bathroom break" of the session?
 
2012-07-12 06:38:32 PM

groppet: pffft I can spoon and cuddle my roomate for free. But some nights she reeks of booze and cigarettes.


YO!

How's SHE doin?
 
2012-07-12 06:38:42 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-12 06:39:09 PM
Sixty bucks?!? I'd at least "tip" her.
 
2012-07-12 06:39:54 PM
Since it has been determined that a beej is not sex, in the landmark case of Clinton vs. Blue Dress, I'm okay with this.
 
2012-07-12 06:42:20 PM
I think I could be in that business.
 
2012-07-12 06:43:17 PM
How much for me to stumble in drunk at 2AM, paw at her for a minute or two, have her call me a useless farking bastard, then spend the rest of the night facing away from each other on opposite sides of the bed?

Sometimes I miss my wife...
 
2012-07-12 06:43:32 PM
Knees to sharp. Would not cuddle.
 
2012-07-12 06:45:57 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think I could be in that business.


We tried that once, remember? When the hotel only had a single queen available for that conference? Have you learned to keep your hands to yourself?
 
2012-07-12 06:49:00 PM
Some people are lonely enough to pay for all sorts of things. Hell I've heard there are these people called "therapists" who will talk with you if you pay them enough.

In my yoof I picked up a couple hookers because I was lonely for simple company. The blowjobs were okay too but that wasn't all of it. Some hookers like guys like me: we're boring and often pretty broke but at least we're safe and nice.

Once I asked a gal if I could grope her tits while she blew me. She looked at me like I was simple and said "Yes that's included." How was I supposed to know? For one thing in the cafes a shot of flavored syrup in your coffee costs extra, and when I was painting houses it pissed me off when they wanted me to clean the toliet too. I went back to the Mission several times over the next couple weeks but never saw her again; she looked more like a Deadhead than a hooker anyway, maybe she just wanted to make enough to get to the next show.

These days people are usually more trouble than they're worth, so I'd much rather snuggle a dog or a cat than any kind of human. But no sexy stuff, that's for perverts like the average Fark admin.
 
2012-07-12 06:50:26 PM
WhippingBoy:

So it's like being married for 5 years... you know, right before the big "cut off".

I cut my last one off after about three years. She gave me too many headaches.
 
2012-07-12 06:51:10 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think I could be in that business.


how YOU doin?

/I keed
 
2012-07-12 06:52:08 PM

ultraholland: [images.wikia.com image 427x307]


Came for Tairy. Leaving snuggled.
 
2012-07-12 06:52:50 PM
Grables'Daughter:

I think I could be in that business.

Have you ever seen beautiful Lexington, KY, home of championship horses, Drew Curtis and me?
 
2012-07-12 06:53:39 PM
Inaditch:

How much for me to stumble in drunk at 2AM, paw at her for a minute or two, have her call me a useless farking bastard, then spend the rest of the night facing away from each other on opposite sides of the bed?

Sometimes I miss my wife...


So do I.
 
2012-07-12 06:54:48 PM

The One True TheDavid: Inaditch:

How much for me to stumble in drunk at 2AM, paw at her for a minute or two, have her call me a useless farking bastard, then spend the rest of the night facing away from each other on opposite sides of the bed?

Sometimes I miss my wife...

So do I.


Zing!
 
2012-07-12 06:54:57 PM

Inaditch: Grables'Daughter:

I think I could be in that business.

We tried that once, remember? When the hotel only had a single queen available for that conference? Have you learned to keep your hands to yourself?


Was there a night vision camera going?
 
2012-07-12 06:54:58 PM
It would be about 5 minutes before I start rubbing that sideboob.
 
2012-07-12 06:55:31 PM

The One True TheDavid: Grables'Daughter:

I think I could be in that business.

Have you ever seen beautiful Lexington, KY, home of championship horses, Drew Curtis and me?


I don't want to see Drew with ANYONE

//gaahhhh
 
2012-07-12 06:56:49 PM

Calmamity: Minute 64: Wherein we discover the fine line between "getting more comfortable" and "gently dry-humping".


Exactly. After one hour of spooning her I'd either be spent or I'd have a painful situation requiring
Sounds like a perfect recipe for rape-rape if you ask me.
 
2012-07-12 07:00:08 PM

The One True TheDavid: Some people are lonely enough to pay for all sorts of things. Hell I've heard there are these people called "therapists" who will talk with you if you pay them enough.


THIS. I honestly think that's part of the attraction of strip clubs. Men will pay to have a pretty/sexy girl sit with them, talk to them and LISTEN to them.

Snuggling is not a part of it like in the article, but you are correct.
 
2012-07-12 07:00:37 PM
endlessmonkeys:

Guess she's not aware of LoveTribe and other sex-pos orgs that offer this, basically, for free..

"When we can feel safe in our bodies sharing affectionate and playful touch, then sharing all the blessing of Mother Earth comes more naturally."

LoveTribe (link).
 
2012-07-12 07:01:22 PM
I would pay for that.
Sex is easy. Dealing with someone who thinks she now has privileges and rights to my time and resources is not.
Simple contact and a sense of trust and relaxation.
 
2012-07-12 07:02:44 PM

Jument: Calmamity: Minute 64: Wherein we discover the fine line between "getting more comfortable" and "gently dry-humping".

Exactly. After one hour of spooning her I'd either be spent or I'd have a painful situation requiring
Sounds like a perfect recipe for rape-rape if you ask me.


as opposed to just rape?

/It's thoughts like those that prevent us from having nice things...
 
2012-07-12 07:04:22 PM
I wonder if it'd be okay if I just nestled my hot dog in her bun...
 
2012-07-12 07:04:38 PM
I really haven't known many guys that like to snuggle, so on second thought I don't know how well this little business in the article would work.

The other problem is that no matter how much she states to the contrary, some people will always assume that something sexual is implied.

They always do.
 
2012-07-12 07:05:09 PM
so where do dutch ovens fall on the spectrum?
 
2012-07-12 07:05:24 PM

Grables'Daughter: The One True TheDavid: Some people are lonely enough to pay for all sorts of things. Hell I've heard there are these people called "therapists" who will talk with you if you pay them enough.

THIS. I honestly think that's part of the attraction of strip clubs. Men will pay to have a pretty/sexy girl sit with them, talk to them and LISTEN to them.

Snuggling is not a part of it like in the article, but you are correct.


I think they are paying more for the slim chance of picking up a stripper. Or like you said, the fact that there isn't a chance she will be bored with them until the money runs out. Either way - its some sort of an ego stroke.
 
2012-07-12 07:05:39 PM

Grables'Daughter: I really haven't known many guys that like to snuggle, so on second thought I don't know how well this little business in the article would work.

The other problem is that no matter how much she states to the contrary, some people will always assume that something sexual is implied.

They always do.


Snuggling is awesome, yo!
 
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