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2012-07-12 03:52:56 PM  
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2012-07-12 04:22:59 PM  
AI viewers will have to.....


*dons sunglasses*

....kiss that ass goodbye.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-07-12 04:23:11 PM  
American Idol
Jennifer Lopez

Nope, I don't give a damn about either one. She can go back to shilling KIA's to try and stay relevant and American Idol can continue being a pointless talent contest sponsored by Coke. Hell with both of them.
 
2012-07-12 04:25:02 PM  
I don't watch it, but it sounds like American Idol goes through celebrity judges like McD's goes through my intestines.

/both are shiat
//really don't care to stare at them
///unless something really impressive comes out
 
2012-07-12 04:30:37 PM  
Idol resurrected her career from the dead... Not that she owes any thanks to anyone, but i think she should be prepared to be going back to irrelevancy when she leaves the show... Its not like there's people out there who actually call themselves Jennifer Lopez fans.
 
2012-07-12 04:36:06 PM  
I think you're all missing the important point here: she had a very fine posterior that, were I in a position to do so, I would gladly touch, caress, manipulate, and penetrate. Possibly other verbs as well.
 
2012-07-12 04:36:47 PM  
I'll just leave this here:

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2012-07-12 04:38:04 PM  
Ok, I'll get this started...boom

www.celebs.com
 
2012-07-12 04:40:23 PM  
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2012-07-12 04:47:27 PM  
I hate American Idol so much that I watch every episode, comment on every FARK thread involving AI, and have Google news alerts for key words "American Idol", "Simon", "Randy", "Dawg", and "Dat Ass".
 
2012-07-12 04:47:41 PM  
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day.
 
2012-07-12 04:54:04 PM  
next stop, Bravo channel. Adios American Idol, you will not be missed.
 
2012-07-12 05:02:51 PM  
An incredible edible ass, she has.
 
2012-07-12 05:14:17 PM  

AiryAnne: I hate American Idol so much that I watch every episode, comment on every FARK thread involving AI, and have Google news alerts for key words "American Idol", "Simon", "Randy", "Dawg", and "Dat Ass".


www.memecreator.com

You called?
 
2012-07-12 05:32:46 PM  
"Don't let that door hit your....you know what, I'll just hold it open for you."
 
2012-07-12 05:39:35 PM  
From TFA:

J.Lo wants out because the show takes up too much time to do anything else doesn't focus on
me enough because I am a huge self promoting attention whore.

There, fixed.
 
2012-07-12 06:11:06 PM  
Steven Tyler beat her to it.

She can't even keep her own press!
 
2012-07-12 06:24:17 PM  

AiryAnne: I hate American Idol so much that I watch every episode, comment on every FARK thread involving AI, and have Google news alerts for key words "American Idol", "Simon", "Randy", "Dawg", and "Dat Ass".


Who has to watch it when they shove it down your throat between ad's, every morning DJ talking about it, every entertainment show going on about it , etc.

/and for a show that's been on that long, they have a piss poor success rate for making new artists into stars.
 
2012-07-12 06:27:40 PM  
wtfman.net
 
2012-07-12 07:11:09 PM  

Persnickety: I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day.


Flesh tuxedo
Pink torpedo
Excellent
 
2012-07-12 07:28:36 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: From TFA:

J.Lo wants out because the show takes up too much time to do anything else doesn't focus on
me enough because I am a huge self promoting attention whore.

There, fixed.


You have a rather odd understanding of the term "attention whore." When most people think of an attention whore they think of people like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Octo-mom or Lindsey Lohan. Basically people who are famous for being famous and constantly being in trouble. J-Lo on the other hand is a talented actress and musician who only gets the spotlight for her achievements.

Also, why do you say "self promoting" like it's a bad thing? Any successful person, be it in Hollywood, Wall street or anywhere else, is self promoting. That's how they become successful. Nobody has ever made a success of themselves without self promotion. You should try it sometime and maybe instead of getting jealous of everyone else's success you might achieve some yourself.
 
2012-07-12 07:32:13 PM  

ReapTheChaos: DjangoStonereaver: From TFA:

J.Lo wants out because the show takes up too much time to do anything else doesn't focus on
me enough because I am a huge self promoting attention whore.

There, fixed.

You have a rather odd understanding of the term "attention whore." When most people think of an attention whore they think of people like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Octo-mom or Lindsey Lohan. Basically people who are famous for being famous and constantly being in trouble. J-Lo on the other hand is a talented actress and musician who only gets the spotlight for her achievements.

Also, why do you say "self promoting" like it's a bad thing? Any successful person, be it in Hollywood, Wall street or anywhere else, is self promoting. That's how they become successful. Nobody has ever made a success of themselves without self promotion. You should try it sometime and maybe instead of getting jealous of everyone else's success you might achieve some yourself.


Granted, but while she is a good dancer and choreographer, she also has an ego as highly developed as her
legendary posterior. That's why she's gone into acting (at which she is shrill and one-note, but its a note that
sells) and singing (at which she is no better or worse than a dozen or more singers thanks to heavy electronic
production aids). She is all about J-Lo, and in the end she just rubs me the wrong way.
 
2012-07-12 07:37:53 PM  

ReapTheChaos: DjangoStonereaver: From TFA:

J.Lo wants out because the show takes up too much time to do anything else doesn't focus on
me enough because I am a huge self promoting attention whore.

There, fixed.

You have a rather odd understanding of the term "attention whore." When most people think of an attention whore they think of people like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Octo-mom or Lindsey Lohan. Basically people who are famous for being famous and constantly being in trouble. J-Lo on the other hand is a talented actress and musician who only gets the spotlight for her achievements.

Also, why do you say "self promoting" like it's a bad thing? Any successful person, be it in Hollywood, Wall street or anywhere else, is self promoting. That's how they become successful. Nobody has ever made a success of themselves without self promotion. You should try it sometime and maybe instead of getting jealous of everyone else's success you might achieve some yourself.


Oh and I nearly forgot:

Considering that we're both posting to Fark, you have no right to throw any stones at what you believe is a
person's lack of ambition.

In other words:

images.killermovies.com
 
2012-07-12 08:53:46 PM  
I have that issue somewhere . . .
 
2012-07-12 09:38:53 PM  
Her arse used to be bigger.

/durning Selena filming was the peek
 
2012-07-12 10:57:09 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Granted, but while she is a good dancer and choreographer, she also has an ego as highly developed as her
legendary posterior. That's why she's gone into acting (at which she is shrill and one-note, but its a note that
sells) and singing (at which she is no better or worse than a dozen or more singers thanks to heavy electronic
production aids). She is all about J-Lo, and in the end she just rubs me the wrong way.


She is an ok actor. Though she was actually quite good in Out of Sight with Clooney. Of course she was surrounded by good-to-great actors (Cheadle, Clooney, Albert Brooks, Dennis Farina, Ving Rhames, Catherine Keener, the Guzman) and directed by one of the best (Steven Soderberg), so that may have had something to with it. But the fact that she didn't drag the movie down says she has at least a modicum of talent.
 
2012-07-12 11:41:26 PM  
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2012-07-12 11:43:39 PM  

RyansPrivates: so that may have had something to with it. But the fact that she didn't drag the movie down says she has at least a modicum of talent.

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2012-07-12 11:51:09 PM  
Too much time? Really?

They spend maybe 10 8-hour days at the auditions, followed by 2~3 hours a couple days a week on the live shows.

Heartbreaking work schedule she has, I tells ya, just heartbreaking.
 
2012-07-12 11:51:42 PM  

MagnesDrachen: American Idol
Jennifer Lopez

Nope, I don't give a damn about either one. She can go back to shilling KIA's to try and stay relevant and American Idol can continue being a pointless talent contest sponsored by Coke. Hell with both of them.


This. I think it's hilarious that she attempts to maintain a 'sexy' PR campaign. She's not a hagtrol, but she's not the 20 year old eye candy dancer she was.

Her music's always been pretty much terribad to me, so meh.

Although I wish she would take Seacrest with her. I'm so sick of that man and all of his milquetoast endeavors, but I know I'm going to have to deal with his shiat for another 30 years before he finally strokes out. Seriously, has there ever been a more pandering, inoffensive, smug, 'talent' foisted on the american people? He's processed cheese-type food on a lean fine textured beef patty on white bread.
 
2012-07-13 01:22:38 AM  

kroonermanblack: MagnesDrachen: American Idol
Jennifer Lopez

Nope, I don't give a damn about either one. She can go back to shilling KIA's to try and stay relevant and American Idol can continue being a pointless talent contest sponsored by Coke. Hell with both of them.

This. I think it's hilarious that she attempts to maintain a 'sexy' PR campaign. She's not a hagtrol, but she's not the 20 year old eye candy dancer she was.

Her music's always been pretty much terribad to me, so meh.

Although I wish she would take Seacrest with her. I'm so sick of that man and all of his milquetoast endeavors, but I know I'm going to have to deal with his shiat for another 30 years before he finally strokes out. Seriously, has there ever been a more pandering, inoffensive, smug, 'talent' foisted on the american people? He's processed cheese-type food on a lean fine textured beef patty on white bread.


Jay Leno?
 
2012-07-13 01:32:15 AM  

kroonermanblack: MagnesDrachen: American Idol
Jennifer Lopez

Nope, I don't give a damn about either one. She can go back to shilling KIA's to try and stay relevant and American Idol can continue being a pointless talent contest sponsored by Coke. Hell with both of them.

This. I think it's hilarious that she attempts to maintain a 'sexy' PR campaign. She's not a hagtrol, but she's not the 20 year old eye candy dancer she was.

Her music's always been pretty much terribad to me, so meh.

Although I wish she would take Seacrest with her. I'm so sick of that man and all of his milquetoast endeavors, but I know I'm going to have to deal with his shiat for another 30 years before he finally strokes out. Seriously, has there ever been a more pandering, inoffensive, smug, 'talent' foisted on the american people? He's processed cheese-type food on a lean fine textured beef patty on white bread.


Nick "Mrs. Mariah Carey" Cannon?
 
2012-07-13 03:28:33 AM  
Does Katie Holmes have something on her too!?
 
2012-07-13 11:10:16 AM  

ReapTheChaos: DjangoStonereaver: From TFA:

J.Lo wants out because the show takes up too much time to do anything else doesn't focus on
me enough because I am a huge self promoting attention whore.

There, fixed.

You have a rather odd understanding of the term "attention whore." When most people think of an attention whore they think of people like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Octo-mom or Lindsey Lohan. Basically people who are famous for being famous and constantly being in trouble. J-Lo on the other hand is a talented actress and musician who only gets the spotlight for her achievements.

Also, why do you say "self promoting" like it's a bad thing? Any successful person, be it in Hollywood, Wall street or anywhere else, is self promoting. That's how they become successful. Nobody has ever made a success of themselves without self promotion. You should try it sometime and maybe instead of getting jealous of everyone else's success you might achieve some yourself.


"Talented actress and musician?" What the hell are you smoking?
 
2012-07-13 12:20:22 PM  
`Talentless, nasty shrew.

I loathe this woman. She's unpleasant in every regard. She treats people like crap, she thinks she's better than she is, and she's only attractive when she has a crew of handlers to slather her with makeup, costuming, and hair product. She's a vile wart of a human being; Ugly inside and false outside.

I don't care where she goes, as long as I don't have to see her or hear from her.
 
2012-07-15 03:50:38 AM  
I wonder if this has anything to do with Rupert's tweet about Lopez's cult?
 
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