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(NESN)   Strikeforce champion Ronda Rousey: "I would beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian... I don't want some girl whose entire fame is based on a sex video to be selling Sketchers to my 13-year-old little sister"   (nesn.com) divider line 82
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2012-07-13 01:46:38 AM
So she talks a lot. So what?

To anyone trying to compare the ESPN body issue to a sex tape well, that's just ridiculous. That's not exactly apples to apples. I'm not sure anyone came in here and stated that Serena Williams' tennis career was enhanced by appearing in the body issue. Hell, that's not apples to apples either but I digress.

Further, to say that Ronda is a meathead is absurd as well. She's a Judoka.

Judo is painful and it isn't for the timid but getting a concussion will be one of your least concerns.

I'm not a Rousey apologist by any means but come on. She comes from a good home, her mother, A PHD and her former Judo coach is the president of her company.

I'd say that Ronda was quite known before she was breaking arms in MMA for her Bronze Medal achievement in the 2008 Olympic games.

Personally I like that she's out there and is getting attention. USA Judo could use the publicity.

Also, despite her popularity and fame she can still be found at the West Coast Judo Training Center on any given Sunday volunteering her time as a Judo coach as is the Judo way.
 
2012-07-13 02:04:58 AM
That's great, honey.
I can't wait for your debut on "Ultimate Surrender".
 
2012-07-13 02:21:46 AM
I have no idea who this person is, or WTF strikeforce is (I'll hit the google in a minute) but I would like to put on record that I like her jib and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
 
2012-07-13 03:07:26 AM

RangerTaylor: Made me think of this.


That is awesome.

/and yes, I'd shoot a load in Ronda
 
2012-07-13 03:35:55 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: violentsalvation: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: tallguywithglasseson: //I lol'd in the youtube video, when she said Kardashian got her fame "from sucking dick"
//Rousey got famous from athletic competition
//that and trash talk
//love her smile

To be honest, women who suck dick are way more interesting to me than women with sports-combat adjusted IQs of 65 who can trash talk.

/regardless of the smile

I don't think you need to "sports-combat adjust" her IQ when 7 or her 8 fights didn't last a minute. I don't think she is stupid or has suffered any brain injury, she just talks trash. And talking trash gets her noticed and paid more.

As someone who did martial arts for quite a while, I can testify that you have lots of fights long before you have official matches.

And, seeing how some of my less-disciplined MMA companions would fight in their young age, even as practice, there's no doubt that if you've made it to the popularity she has, you've killed more than a few braincells.


What? You mean to tell me that people practice fighting by fighting? Yeah right, and football players tackle each other in practice.
 
2012-07-13 06:35:39 AM

RangerTaylor: [www.estergoldberg.com image 479x478]

Made me think of this.


Makes me wonder, whatever happened to Ray J?
 
2012-07-13 07:55:28 AM
Not everyone may find her attractive...but she's not ugly. I think she's cute...particularly for an MMA fighter not named Gina Carano.

And as for her comment...Yes, yes...more...yes.

It's not like there isn't truth in her statement. Kim is out there selling perfume and clothing, along with weight loss products and how was her rep established? boringly taking a black dong.

Then again, she put some many people to sleep in that video, maybe it shouldn't count as her claim to fame.
 
2012-07-13 07:59:33 AM

meat0918: Kim's not the problem.

Her mother is.

That woman has got to be the biggest attention whore/living vicariously through her daughters woman I have ever seen, and that's saying something. At least Paris Hilton's mom seemed to have some freaking class.


And at least she went away (until this recent DJ crap which will probably force her back in her hobbit hole). There seems to be no end of the Kartrashians in sight. They are even pimping the 16 and 14 year olds out in bikinis for god sakes.
 
2012-07-13 08:20:27 AM
Please book this,

/then let her kick Jenner's retarded ass right after
 
2012-07-13 08:57:17 AM

fatalvenom: RangerTaylor: Made me think of this.

That is awesome.

/and yes, I'd shoot a load in Ronda


I'm thinking SHE'D shoot your own load on YOU.

And you know what: I wouldn't have a problem with that.

/Likes a woman who can break him in two.
 
2012-07-13 09:11:23 AM

cad424: I'd say that Ronda was quite known before she was breaking arms in MMA for her Bronze Medal achievement in the 2008 Olympic games.


Only to people who adamantly followed it. I mean, we all know people like Michael Phelps and Alexander Karelin and other Olympic superstars are, but can anyone honestly say that they know who the bronze medal winner for any specific event is from four years ago? I mean, without looking it up, who placed third in the marathon in 2008? Or women's high jump? Or men's 10m diving? You see where I'm going with this.

A podium finish at the Olympics is a mark of success and accomplishment. It's not a mark of fame.
 
2012-07-13 09:18:15 AM
..... says the woman who just posed nude. She didn't show the goods and it's not a sex tape, but when the three biggest female MMA stars are Rousey, Tate, and Carano, let's not pretend they're famous for their fighting skills alone.

Anyway, Kim's not just famous because of the tape. She's famous because she's from an obscenely rich family, and she did a sex tape.
 
2012-07-13 09:50:23 AM

FinFangFark: boringly taking a black dong.


LOL there's always one in every thread about KK who has to mention something about her banging a black dude.

Your girl (if you've even got one) has done it too. And your mom. And your sister(s). And the next girl you want to see naked too. It's not the 50s or even the 70s anymore biatch, it's not controversial anymore.
 
2012-07-13 10:03:12 AM

bel4sucks: FinFangFark: boringly taking a black dong.

LOL there's always one in every thread about KK who has to mention something about her banging a black dude.

Your girl (if you've even got one) has done it too. And your mom. And your sister(s). And the next girl you want to see naked too. It's not the 50s or even the 70s anymore biatch, it's not controversial anymore.


golden shower
 
2012-07-13 10:04:15 AM

bel4sucks: FinFangFark: boringly taking a black dong.

LOL there's always one in every thread about KK who has to mention something about her banging a black dude.

Your girl (if you've even got one) has done it too. And your mom. And your sister(s). And the next girl you want to see naked too. It's not the 50s or even the 70s anymore biatch, it's not controversial anymore.


I don't think he was saying it was controversial, just that the sex tape that made KK famous did feature a black guy (Ray Jay), and the most boring sexual performance by a woman that I've ever seen.
 
2012-07-13 10:56:34 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: That's great, honey.
I can't wait for your debut on "Ultimate Surrender".


Please tell me I'm not the only person on Fark that got that reference.
 
2012-07-13 11:10:08 AM

v2micca: Ryker's Peninsula: That's great, honey.
I can't wait for your debut on "Ultimate Surrender".

Please tell me I'm not the only person on Fark that got that reference.


You're not. perv.
 
2012-07-13 11:38:44 AM

RangerTaylor: [www.estergoldberg.com image 479x478]

Made me think of this.


HAHAHAHHAHA

Yes, yes he did.
 
2012-07-13 11:50:49 AM

v2micca: Ryker's Peninsula: That's great, honey.
I can't wait for your debut on "Ultimate Surrender".

Please tell me I'm not the only person on Fark that got that reference.


Of course not, this is fark after all.
 
2012-07-13 12:21:06 PM
So, who is this Ronda Rousey and what does she look.... GYUUUUH!!

Well, didn't even make it to my bunk. Saved some time, I guess.

/Would pay to watch her and Gina Carano wrassle. Slowly.
//In oil or jello. Not too picky.
 
2012-07-13 12:45:22 PM

Orgasmatron138: says the woman who just posed nude. She didn't show the goods and it's not a sex tape, but when the three biggest female MMA stars are Rousey, Tate, and Carano, let's not pretend they're famous for their fighting skills alone


I assume you intentionally left out the steroid-addled she-beast Cyborg since she kinda screws up that argument.
 
2012-07-13 12:49:05 PM
I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.
 
2012-07-13 01:10:43 PM
I thought she was famous because her dad was golf buddies with noted double murderer OJ Simpson?
 
2012-07-13 01:48:05 PM

thesloppy: I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.


True, hearing stories about meat heads who don't know how to properly spar is amusing in its own way.
 
2012-07-13 02:28:50 PM

One Bad Apple: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats:

You have a much more rosy view of women in competitive (and even non-competitive) martial arts than my experience has shown me. My experience has been they're just as hardcore as the men are, even moreso since they often feel they have to prove themselves. I personally saw a woman sparring with her forearm in a cast. The instructor told the guy to take it easy, but she sure wasn't.

/and this was in the mid-late 90s

I don't doubt their collective desire to perform well. It is the level they have reached so far I will deride. The distribution of talent in women's MMA is very uneven. Those considered to be the best also tend to be the heaviest. If any male fighter had missed weight as often as Gina Carano he would be laughed out of the sport. Finally the 140 lb weight class was invented just so she could beat up on the 135 lbers (where the majority of the better fighters are). Once she went up against Santos and lost badly she retired to do movies. That fight showed that the talent disparity was even more severe than previously thought.

Women's MMA is like watching a dog walk on it's hind legs. You watch because it's being done AT ALL not because it's being done well. As carnifex2005 said earlier women's MMA is lagging men's MMA to the point where a well trained but (mostly) one dimensional fighter can rout an entire weight class. The other women trying to make it in MMA might be getting butchered in sparring but Rousey already doesn't need to.


Lol. You must not know who Paul Daley and Anthony Johnson are.
 
2012-07-13 02:36:19 PM

reddsharkk:

Lol. You must not know who Paul Daley and Anthony Johnson are.


I know that they are not girls.


Flappyhead: thesloppy: I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.

True, hearing stories about meat heads who don't know how to properly spar is amusing in its own way.


We should start a betting pool on which MA he will claim.

I call dibs on chun bunny
 
2012-07-13 03:03:10 PM

One Bad Apple: Flappyhead: thesloppy: I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.

True, hearing stories about meat heads who don't know how to properly spar is amusing in its own way.

We should start a betting pool on which MA he will claim.

I call dibs on chun bunny


American Karate. By which I mean a blue belt under a legit instructor who moved to a new state and suddenly acquired a BB.
 
2012-07-13 04:12:42 PM

Flappyhead: One Bad Apple: Flappyhead: thesloppy: I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.

True, hearing stories about meat heads who don't know how to properly spar is amusing in its own way.

We should start a betting pool on which MA he will claim.

I call dibs on chun bunny

American Karate. By which I mean a blue belt under a legit instructor who moved to a new state and suddenly acquired a BB.


My first JJ instructor was great at having blocks of concrete broken on his chest with a sledgehammer as he lay on a bed of nails, and horrible at insructing JJ.

/end csb
 
2012-07-13 04:59:41 PM

Giltric:

My first JJ instructor was great at having blocks of concrete broken on his chest with a sledgehammer as he lay on a bed of nails, and horrible at insructing JJ.

/end csb


Let me guess, he was also amazing at weapon disarms as long as the other guy stood perfectly still in the exact position your instructor put him in?
 
2012-07-13 05:30:24 PM

Flappyhead: One Bad Apple: Flappyhead: thesloppy: I wish you douchebags would quit interrupting TheBeastOfYuccaFlats' fascinating tale of the martial arts classes he took twenty years ago.

True, hearing stories about meat heads who don't know how to properly spar is amusing in its own way.

We should start a betting pool on which MA he will claim.

I call dibs on chun bunny

American Karate. By which I mean a blue belt under a legit instructor who moved to a new state and suddenly acquired a BB.


Japanese karate. By which I mean he spent a year in a legit club in Japan without ever testing and moved to the states, opened his own school and is teaching "authentic Japanese fighting techniques".
 
2012-07-14 12:12:31 AM
Is anyone watching the fights tonight?
 
2012-07-14 01:42:41 AM
Shane Carwin and Roy Nelson just got announced as coaches for the next season of TUF. Just great, three straight months of Nelson rambling about how everyone in the HW division is scared of him so he has to settle for Carwin.
 
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