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(CNN)   Christian and Muslim scholars unite to save you from the evils of hotel porn. See? We can all get along   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 132
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2012-07-12 03:16:33 PM  
So just use the hotels WiFi to stream it through your laptap or smartphone.
 
2012-07-12 03:18:23 PM  
So they want the hotels to remove the temptation of ordering porn? I would ask them why God didn't remove the temptation to eat from that special tree that doomed us all to a life of sin.

Plus the hotels also offer high-speed internet/wi-fi, so porn will always be there anyway.
 
2012-07-12 03:35:24 PM  
If I wanted to waste $12.99 for no actual sex I'd just take my wife to Golden Corral for dinner.
 
2012-07-12 03:42:16 PM  
Just don't look...Just don't look...
 
2012-07-12 03:49:04 PM  
Proof that the people who scream loudest about the onset of Sharia law are just upset about the brand name, not the product.
 
2012-07-12 03:49:55 PM  
People still pay for hotel porn? I can watch it for free on my phone.
 
2012-07-12 03:51:57 PM  
A minister was checking in to a hotel, and said to the clerk "I certainly hope the pornography channel in my room is disabled."

The room clerk replied "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fark."
 
2012-07-12 04:58:28 PM  
Like an alcoholic opening up the hotel minibar, these porn hounds just can't help themselves.

If you don't want to watch porn, don't go to the porn channel and select 'tranny midget pool party 3' and charge it to your room.
 
2012-07-12 05:09:34 PM  
Robert P. George, a professor at Princeton University and the past chairman of the conservative National Organization for Marriage, and Shaykh Hamza Yusuf, co-founder of Zaytuna College, a Muslim school, wrote the letter to urge hotels "to do what is right as a matter of conscience."

Here's a better idea: why don't you do what's right and mind your own business?

If you're that concerned, stay only at hotels that don't offer porn, and make a list so others can, too. If there are none - or very few - start a chain of your own and get rich!*

*or more likely, go broke.
 
2012-07-12 05:20:10 PM  
Correct me if I am wrong, isn't one of the major chains that have a porn offerings, also a ultra conservative?
 
2012-07-12 05:22:14 PM  
Christian = Muslim. Got it.
 
2012-07-12 05:22:14 PM  
"a long"?
 
2012-07-12 05:22:17 PM  
I never thought I'd see the day when a Christian and a Muslim

*puts on suglasses*

would come together.

YEEAAH
 
2012-07-12 05:22:36 PM  
If anything, we need to be saved from the evil prices of hotel prOn.
 
2012-07-12 05:22:45 PM  

Mentat: So just use the hotels WiFi to stream it through your laptap or smartphone.


I saw someone in a hotel lobby doing that. I actually went up to him and said "you realize everyone in this lobby can see what's on your laptop?" His response: "yeah, and?"

People *cough*MEN*cough* will do whatever it takes, I guess.
 
2012-07-12 05:23:07 PM  
Why do these religious fundamentalists hate the free market?!?!
 
2012-07-12 05:24:35 PM  

billyidolrules: Mentat: So just use the hotels WiFi to stream it through your laptap or smartphone.

I saw someone in a hotel lobby doing that. I actually went up to him and said "you realize everyone in this lobby can see what's on your laptop?" His response: "yeah, and?"

People *cough*MEN*cough* will do whatever it takes, I guess.


Everyone knows you just get one of these

www.instructables.com

That way everyone just assumes you're looking at porn instead of walking by and confirming it.
 
2012-07-12 05:24:53 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If I wanted to waste $12.99 for no actual sex I'd just take my wife to Golden Corral for dinner.


Aaaaaaaaaaand we're done here.
 
2012-07-12 05:25:19 PM  

vernonFL: Like an alcoholic opening up the hotel minibar, these porn hounds just can't help themselves.

If you don't want to watch porn, don't go to the porn channel and select 'tranny midget pool party 3' and charge it to your room.


but how will they know what's out there to rant against? Much research is needed.

/countdown for mega-church pastor high on bath salts in 5... 4...
 
2012-07-12 05:26:01 PM  
I wanted to hear Ron use the word "schmeckle" again.
 
2012-07-12 05:26:48 PM  
If they want to remove offensive material from hotel rooms, they can start by removing those books filled with violence and poorly written stories from the drawer next to the bed.
 
2012-07-12 05:26:52 PM  
Both religions are bad, so convert to Judaism.
 
2012-07-12 05:28:23 PM  
Used to work for a hotel. The porn provider would purchase the TV's for the hotel. The hotel would pick the resulting level of 'editing' in the films and that would dictate the price. Basically, various levels of penetration were edited out.

So the hotel got new tv's and about 50 cents to a dollar on each viewing. You got video with portions of scenes missing.
 
2012-07-12 05:29:06 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
A hotel guest browses pornographic offerings to which he'll later masturbate and cum onto a hotel hand towel.
 
2012-07-12 05:29:20 PM  
They should remove it because it's a total ripoff.
 
2012-07-12 05:29:21 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Correct me if I am wrong, isn't one of the major chains that have a porn offerings, also a ultra conservative?


The Mormon Church, through the Marriott Hotel chain, is one of the largest purveyors of pornography in the world, although they're phasing it out over the next five years,
 
2012-07-12 05:29:36 PM  

MrEricSir: If they want to remove offensive material from hotel rooms, they can start by removing those books filled with violence and poorly written stories from the drawer next to the bed.


Since when do hotels keep Ayn Rand books in the night stand?
 
2012-07-12 05:30:34 PM  
Great, now I'll have to pass the time on business trips by going to the bar and drinking heavily. Great work, bible thumpers.
 
2012-07-12 05:30:45 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Has first-hand knowledge of the damage that hotel pron can do.
 
2012-07-12 05:31:40 PM  
The Drake Hotel in Toronto has an entire porn menu in a binder next to the room service binder.

/just thought I'd add that
 
2012-07-12 05:32:23 PM  

scottydoesntknow: So they want the hotels to remove the temptation of ordering porn? I would ask them why God didn't remove the temptation to eat from that special tree that doomed us all to a life of sin.

Plus the hotels also offer high-speed internet/wi-fi, so porn will always be there anyway.


That is a great point. If we are not allowed free will to avoid temptation, how would God be able to judge us when our time is up? Why are Christians and Muslims obsessed with trying to interfere with the God ordained exercise of free will?
 
2012-07-12 05:32:25 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Both religions are bad, so convert to Judaism.


Native American friend of mine loves the Bible but can't stand Christians. So he's becoming Jewish. Luckily he's already circumcised.
 
2012-07-12 05:33:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just don't look...Just don't look...



Christians and Muslims have no will power.
 
2012-07-12 05:33:59 PM  
These people are pathetic. They think they have some kind of crazy right to choose for everyone. They can just stay home. We won't miss them.
 
2012-07-12 05:34:06 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: The Drake Hotel in Toronto has an entire porn menu in a binder next to the room service binder.

/just thought I'd add that


Do they mind if I choose my own sides? You know, maybe I'd prefer to have a mac-n-cheese instead of a baked potato, that sort of thing.
 
2012-07-12 05:34:19 PM  
i229.photobucket.com

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
 
2012-07-12 05:36:34 PM  
Wait, a Muslim doing something to help women? I'm confused.
 
2012-07-12 05:36:46 PM  
So don't order it?

/Christ, it ain't that hard
//or maybe it is...
 
2012-07-12 05:37:13 PM  
scottydoesntknow: "Plus the hotels also offer high-speed internet/wi-fi, so porn will always be there anyway."

You say that as if step 2 wouldn't be to ask that they install mandatory "safe search" filtering.
 
2012-07-12 05:37:46 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-12 05:39:14 PM  

trappedspirit: Wait, a Muslim doing something to help women? I'm confused.


How does removing porn from hotels help women? And how does keeping porn in hotels hurt women?
 
2012-07-12 05:39:25 PM  

D-Liver: Darth_Lukecash: Correct me if I am wrong, isn't one of the major chains that have a porn offerings, also a ultra conservative?

The Mormon Church, through the Marriott Hotel chain, is one of the largest purveyors of pornography in the world, although they're phasing it out over the next five years,


Yeah I'm sure that's entirely because teh pr0n is ebbil, and has nothing to do with the fact that practically no one is dumb enough to PAY for pr0n when you've got free internet.
 
2012-07-12 05:39:27 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: God Is My Co-Pirate: The Drake Hotel in Toronto has an entire porn menu in a binder next to the room service binder.

/just thought I'd add that

Do they mind if I choose my own sides? You know, maybe I'd prefer to have a mac-n-cheese instead of a baked potato, that sort of thing.


Yeah, but the whole room service 20% mandatory gratuity is murder, you know? Unless you're on an expense account of course.
 
2012-07-12 05:39:45 PM  
Really? They consider that stuff porn? You'd need that and some spray starch if you wanted to fap. Fell for the hotel porn scam once. Never again.
 
2012-07-12 05:40:20 PM  
They should also do something about that smutty book they always have in the nightstand at hotels. Incest, polygamy, infanticide, and burning bushes. I don't think they should leave that kind of stuff just laying around. What about the children?
 
2012-07-12 05:40:53 PM  
Wow, going after in-room porn TV in this age.
Next they'll be telling me I shouldn't be allowed to convert mp3s to wavs so I can burn them on CDs.
 
2012-07-12 05:40:54 PM  

VictoryCabal: A minister was checking in to a hotel, and said to the clerk "I certainly hope the pornography channel in my room is disabled."

The room clerk replied "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fark."


I don't get it.
 
2012-07-12 05:41:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: billyidolrules: Mentat: So just use the hotels WiFi to stream it through your laptap or smartphone.

I saw someone in a hotel lobby doing that. I actually went up to him and said "you realize everyone in this lobby can see what's on your laptop?" His response: "yeah, and?"

People *cough*MEN*cough* will do whatever it takes, I guess.

Everyone knows you just get one of these

[www.instructables.com image 500x375]

That way everyone just assumes you're looking at porn instead of walking by and confirming it.


Is the um ahhh,... access... to your um ahhhhh .... parts..... in that thing?
 
2012-07-12 05:41:24 PM  

vernonFL: [i229.photobucket.com image 250x207]

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.



He has a hot threesome with Bunny La Jolla and Asia Carrera......and then fixes the cable?
 
2012-07-12 05:41:26 PM  

JackieRabbit: Really? They consider that stuff porn? You'd need that and some spray starch if you wanted to fap. Fell for the hotel porn scam once. Never again.


THIS. I want close ups of the inside of the snatch
 
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