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2012-07-12 12:23:40 PM
Man, ever since he left "The Cosby Show", he's just gone off the deep end.
 
2012-07-12 12:29:30 PM
banana
 
2012-07-12 12:37:45 PM
The still-frame from the video makes him look high as shiat.
 
2012-07-12 12:40:22 PM
How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?
 
2012-07-12 12:41:49 PM

hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?


Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.
 
2012-07-12 12:42:15 PM
My sentiments exactly.
 
2012-07-12 12:44:58 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.


I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants
 
2012-07-12 12:53:34 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: The still-frame from the video makes him look high as shiat.


I was thinking high as shiat hillbilly.
 
2012-07-12 01:00:35 PM

scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants


Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?
 
2012-07-12 01:00:52 PM
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2012-07-12 01:01:16 PM
You know how I know he's gay?
 
2012-07-12 01:08:41 PM
No! We must let Kirk speak unless we want to lose many amusing Fark threads.
 
2012-07-12 01:09:36 PM
Kirk Cameron would also like to remind everyone that he is not gay.

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2012-07-12 01:13:32 PM
The on-the-set teachers and tutors really let this dumbass down. He would have believed ANYTHING anybody told him when he was shipped-off to that fundamentalist Christian re-education camp. The Tom Cruise comparisons are legion, except that one's the highest-paid actor in the world and the other stars in direct-to-DVD religious crap.
 
2012-07-12 01:22:58 PM

shower_in_my_socks: the other stars in direct-to-DVD religious crap.


Hey, those DVD's are Best Sellers in many rural Southern Wal-Marts!
 
2012-07-12 01:27:13 PM
Jeez. His faith is really weak if he keeps needing to turn his faith into law.

The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants

Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?


Crazy.
 
2012-07-12 01:29:31 PM

Bontesla: Kirk Cameron would also like to remind everyone that he is not gay.

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Yeah, that one-arm sideways bro-hug is very convincingly hetero.
 
2012-07-12 01:29:37 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: No! We must let Kirk speak unless we want to lose many amusing Fark threads.


I agree. In this day and age, we need all the cheap laffs we can get.
 
2012-07-12 01:29:40 PM
Just a FYI, Kirk...there's more than one definition of what composes a family. It doesn't fall into your narrow view of a man, a woman and their children.
 
2012-07-12 01:30:06 PM
Sorry, Kirk. No matter how hard you pray it's still going to be "A-list superstar and Academy Award Nominee Leonardo DiCaprio" and "washed-up former child star pandering to an audience trained to expect the least Kirk Cameron"
 
2012-07-12 01:32:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants

Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?



That Way of the Master ministry that he and that guy from New Zealand founded is conservative evangelical Christian.
 
2012-07-12 01:34:54 PM
It amazes me how many of these nutjobs claim to follow the Bible, but really don't get some of the central messages. If I remember correctly, Jesus' message was of love and forgiveness, not intolerance and hatred. Judge not lest ye be judged. In other words, judgement is God's domain, not man's.

How the fark they can twist those really simple messages is beyond me.

/helps to know a bit of the bible to throw it back at these intolerant farks..
 
2012-07-12 01:39:51 PM

slayer199: It amazes me how many of these nutjobs claim to follow the Bible, but really don't get some of the central messages. If I remember correctly, Jesus' message was of love and forgiveness, not intolerance and hatred. Judge not lest ye be judged. In other words, judgement is God's domain, not man's.

How the fark they can twist those really simple messages is beyond me.

/helps to know a bit of the bible to throw it back at these intolerant farks..


Yes, love and forgiveness. Why can't those evil gays just love and forgive poor, suffering Kirk? Why must they constantly judge him and be intolerant of his message/bigotry?
 
2012-07-12 01:40:11 PM
Well, I'm convinced. I'm choosing to be straight now.

*gives quick head nod to Lorelle*

How YOU doin?
 
2012-07-12 01:40:56 PM
who?
 
2012-07-12 01:44:22 PM

slayer199: /helps to know a bit of the bible to throw it back at these intolerant farks..


It actually doesn't seem to help as much as I'd hope. The way they're able to bend and twist their way around their own holy book in order to make it fit their world view is spectacularly impressive while simultaneously terrifying and sad.
 
2012-07-12 01:57:31 PM
FTFA: If we want a great future in this world, um, we have to take God at his word and and and God makes it really clear that society and civilization is really held together by the glue of families.

For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law-a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.

Keep picking that cherry, Kirk.
 
2012-07-12 02:00:04 PM
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2012-07-12 02:01:10 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants

Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?


Almost certainly Born Again Evangelical. He might belong to a particular organization within that umbrella for political or social purposes, but his rants are straight out of their playbook in general.
 
2012-07-12 02:04:59 PM

Diogenes: Well, I'm convinced. I'm choosing to be straight now.

*gives quick head nod to Lorelle*

How YOU doin?


Fine and dandy. You have excellent timing...I've just decided to go straight, also.

/thank you SO much Kirk, for showing me the error of my ways
 
2012-07-12 02:08:05 PM

Lorelle: Diogenes: Well, I'm convinced. I'm choosing to be straight now.

*gives quick head nod to Lorelle*

How YOU doin?

Fine and dandy. You have excellent timing...I've just decided to go straight, also.

/thank you SO much Kirk, for showing me the error of my ways


What a coincidence, looking at all those dreamy pictures of Kirk is turning me gay.
 
2012-07-12 02:13:29 PM

propasaurus: Yes, love and forgiveness. Why can't those evil gays just love and forgive poor, suffering Kirk? Why must they constantly judge him and be intolerant of his message/bigotry?


I don't see the gays telling Kirk he can't live his life....calling him a douchebag isn't limiting his life.
 
2012-07-12 02:22:18 PM
Every time Kirk opens his mouth, it just galvanizes supporters of same-sex marriages. If I didn't know any better, I'd suspect him of being a double agent, "taking one for the team" by sacrificing his own reputation to further gay rights.

Except I do know better. And he's probably just a bigot.
 
2012-07-12 02:31:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?


The guy from "That my Three 2 1/2 Dads. Sons".
 
2012-07-12 02:35:57 PM
I am most confused by the comma in the headline.
 
2012-07-12 02:38:16 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img521.imageshack.us image 600x524]


That always cracks me up. If you're too lazy to hunt down a 6' party sub, don't get some friggin' Subway footlongs, that's just pathetic.
 
2012-07-12 02:39:28 PM
Did this a while back.. seems relevant.

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2012-07-12 02:41:05 PM
The question isn't if Kirk Cameron has gay porn on his personal computer, it's how many gigs of it does he have.
 
2012-07-12 02:41:46 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants

Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?


I couldn't tell you that, but my old church, a borderline mega-church that was nominally Methodist, had him preach on Good Friday one year.
 
2012-07-12 02:44:46 PM

hackhix


How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?


Congratulations. You took an already 'tarded phrase and amped up the dumb.
 
2012-07-12 02:44:50 PM
Supposedly he was such a holier-than-thou little prick on Growing Pains that Alan Thicke had to pull him aside and tell him to tone it down. The Growing Pains reunion and movie almost didn't go off because nobody wanted to be around him, initially.
 
2012-07-12 02:46:44 PM

Jake Havechek: Supposedly he was such a holier-than-thou little prick on Growing Pains that Alan Thicke had to pull him aside and tell him to tone it down. The Growing Pains reunion and movie almost didn't go off because nobody wanted to be around him, initially.


I thought the girl on there refused to go because of Cameron. Apparently he treated her like she was a biblical whore.
 
2012-07-12 02:47:10 PM

TheHappTroll: I am most confused by the comma in the headline.


Commas are very important.
It's the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"
 
2012-07-12 02:47:25 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: Did this a while back.. seems relevant.

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"A Better Amercia" all in white is code.
 
2012-07-12 02:49:05 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img521.imageshack.us image 600x524]


this was my fave from that shop contest
or was it just a kirk thread...? anyway, thanks for the lulz
 
2012-07-12 02:53:29 PM
Jesus was a Jewish man in his thirties that was never married and had no kids.

You do the math.

/is Kirk married?
 
2012-07-12 02:53:32 PM
From Kirk's little church speech:

"I know that the same God who designed the universe also designed marriage. And I've gotten to know him. And I've gotten to know his manual. And he speaks with AUTHORITY on every subject, including marriage."

Really Kirk? What's God's position on automobile laws? Internet privacy and security? Oil drilling? What about the destruction of the rain forest? Are those all coming in the long awaited sequel?

Funny how God didn't bother to mention any of the stuff that wasn't around at the time. If God created everything in the universe, including marriage (!), he must have created all the things I just mentioned as well. Where are all the moral passages about the quandaries we find ourselves investigating regarding those modern subjects?

/it's a shame that all equality in marriage conversations have to come down to religious debates
//ask a gay marriage opponent to defend their position without invoking a God that most people in the world don't believe in
 
2012-07-12 02:56:45 PM
Him and the Nuge need to team up, I wanna see what kind of shiathouserat crazy they can come up with.
 
2012-07-12 02:59:09 PM

Nogrhi: banana


Dicks also fit into hands.
 
2012-07-12 02:59:57 PM
I mean, this is where the next generation of human beings are incubated and nurtured and matured - in homes, in families. And so, we want that to be a place of health and happiness, a place of joy and forgiveness. It needs to be a home that is filled with faith and in order to have that home, marriages need to be strong, because that's ultimate gonna serve as the foundation of our family, right?

I don't know of any myself, but I have to assume homosexuals are perfectly competent at raising children in a happy home. They may even be a family of faith, to boot.

A part of me really wishes Kirk would take his head out of his ass long enough to maybe, I don't know, go and spend a day with an actual homosexual couple raising a child. Ah, oh well, it'll never happen.
 
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