genepool lifeboat: TheHappTroll: I am most confused by the comma in the headline.

Commas are very important.
It's the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

That is my confusion. Is the headline implying that Cameron said shut the f*ck up already ?

Very smart people know that there are things they do not understand and try to understand as much as they can before they die.

Smart people know that there are people smarter than them.

Normal people are normal.

Dumb people are dumb.

Really dumb people cannot imagine that anyone could know more than them.

Then there is Kirk Cameron.

So Kirk finds gay sex gross. Fair enough. I have no clue what that has to do with heterosexual marriage, or anything beyond Mr. Cameron's taste. But good to know - I won't ask him to have gay sex. He's excused.

So apparently Kirk is certain that homosexuality is a sin. Would someone ask him if his god puts levels on sin? Could we see them in order of severity, where the break point is and who among us hasn't (doesn't) sin?

TheHappTroll: genepool lifeboat: TheHappTroll: I am most confused by the comma in the headline.

Commas are very important.
It's the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

That is my confusion. Is the headline implying that Cameron said shut the f*ck up already ?

Not at all. The name after comma is who you're speaking to or about, generally. I'm not really good at explaining these things technically.

"Let's eat, Grandma!" is speaking to Grandma. "Go get a job, man." is speaking to "man."

WalkingSnake: TheHappTroll: genepool lifeboat: TheHappTroll: I am most confused by the comma in the headline.

Commas are very important.
It's the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

That is my confusion. Is the headline implying that Cameron said shut the f*ck up already ?

Not at all. The name after comma is who you're speaking to or about, generally. I'm not really good at explaining these things technically.

"Let's eat, Grandma!" is speaking to Grandma. "Go get a job, man." is speaking to "man."

Makes more sense to me without the comma.

TheHappTroll: Makes more sense to me without the comma.

Grandma would disagree.

genepool lifeboat: TheHappTroll: Makes more sense to me without the comma.

Grandma would disagree.

I meant in the headline silly.

Sybarite: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: hackhix: How did Scientology miss out on this gem of a recruit back in a day?

Kirk Cameron: So off the rails, even Scientology won't go there.

I honestly don't think many Christians want him as their speaker either. I've never known a single person, Christian or otherwise that actually listened to Kirk beyond wanting to laugh at his crazy rants

Huh. Come to think of it, do we even know what denomination he associates himself with?


That Way of the Master ministry that he and that guy from New Zealand founded is conservative evangelical Christian.

Well, no wonder I couldn't remember. He made it up himself!

Shut up? Nah. Let him talk. It's best when stupidity is publicized.

What does God need with a prenuptial agreement?

My Paultard buddy LOVES this guy.

/probably in that way.

How old is grandma and is she hot?

Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it

VibroCount: Very smart people know that there are things they do not understand and try to understand as much as they can before they die.

Smart people know that there are people smarter than them.

Normal people are normal.

Dumb people are dumb.

Really dumb people cannot imagine that anyone could know more than them.

Then there is Kirk Cameron.

Snarky, but you forgot the people that know there are people smarter than them and hate them for it. They choose to willfully ignore the facts and insist on their own viewpoints as being beyond reproach as a way of promoting their self-importance while making up for their perceived worthlessness.

Let go of the God! You don't know how to use him.

groppet: Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it

Wow, any idea what denomination Thumper is?

Stupid farking theocrats and their stupid farking superstitions.

It must be hard to be him, everyday he is fighting the urges to gargle cock. It must be exhausting.

StrangeQ: VibroCount: Very smart people know that there are things they do not understand and try to understand as much as they can before they die.

Smart people know that there are people smarter than them.

Normal people are normal.

Dumb people are dumb.

Really dumb people cannot imagine that anyone could know more than them.

Then there is Kirk Cameron.

Snarky, but you forgot the people that know there are people smarter than them and hate them for it. They choose to willfully ignore the facts and insist on their own viewpoints as being beyond reproach as a way of promoting their self-importance while making up for their perceived worthlessness.

I did write that normal people are normal and dumb people are dumb. I think that covered attitude well.

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groppet: Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it

I really wish I could meet someone like this someday. Something about brazen, in-your-face ignorance just fascinates me.

You know God clearly cares about the sanctity of marriage when he knocked up that newly betrothed kid Mary back in Palestine a few years back

slayer199: It amazes me how many of these nutjobs claim to follow the Bible, but really don't get some of the central messages. If I remember correctly, Jesus' message was of love and forgiveness, not intolerance and hatred. Judge not lest ye be judged. In other words, judgement is God's domain, not man's.

How the fark they can twist those really simple messages is beyond me.

/helps to know a bit of the bible to throw it back at these intolerant farks..

You hit the nail on the head.

The whole point of Christ was that the Old Testament doesn't apply any more. So stop cherry-picking Leviticus to support your personal ick factors!

Wonder when he's going to merge his church with Westboro Baptist.... Sounds like they're on similar tracks.

TheHappTroll: groppet: Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it

Wow, any idea what denomination Thumper is?

I dunno but on my way out the door I did say "Xenu is Lord". Dont know how she took that. I do know she went to good ole Liberty U so I get to make fun of that when I get bored and she wont STFU. Some days its amusing some days not so much. I really wish I still worked with the wiccan guy. He would have provided hours of amusement messing with her.

Last week she was going on how Liberty was a tier 6 or something school on par with the ivy leauge. I went to my angry room to laugh.

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I would hit it.

Repeatedly.

Not the cat!

Wow, that article sure is intolerant, as they shriek about Cameron not being tolerant.

FloydA: groppet: Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it



I would have jumped up, grabbed a pencil off my desk, pointed it at her and shouted "EXPLODO PUDENDUM"

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If people are going to start casting magic spells in the office, I'm gonna give it right back to 'em.

Explodo punani?

Ah, Christians. Is there anything they can't hate?

I'd like to see someone beat the shiat out of Kirk. He's such an obnoxious douche, and he's got one of the world's most punchable faces.

wantedbadass: Funny how God didn't bother to mention any of the stuff that wasn't around at the time. If God created everything in the universe, including marriage (!), he must have created all the things I just mentioned as well. Where are all the moral passages about the quandaries we find ourselves investigating regarding those modern subjects?

Yep, this is what I hate. Riddle me this: how come God just kinda...stopped at the end of the Bible? I mean, there was Jesus, and then 2000 years later, no God, nowhere, no-how, unless it's in moisture stains and cinnamon buns and stuff?

Look, find God a source of comfort, use religion to teach you to be a better person, but God's like throwing a punch: your right to it stops at the end of my nose. The second you decide God needs to be all up in my bidness, consider how much shoving your Bible at me is like punching me in the face.

/not gay
//knows gay people
///they don't bother me or shove their lifestyle in my face, I believe in paying them the same courtesy

groppet: TheHappTroll: groppet: Man I should send my coworker bible thumper to hang with him. About 30 min ago she turned around and started this convo:

Thumper: Groppet.
Groppet: Yes.
Thumper: Can you say something.
Groppet: Something.
Thumper: No. I mean can I tell you something and will you say it.
Groppet: It.
Thumper:Groppet! Can you just say "Jesus is Lord"?
Groppet:Why?
Thumper:Because.
Groppet: Is it work related?
Thumper: Just say it for me please!
Groppet: Why will it make a difference?
Thumper: Groppet come on please just say it for me. I want to hear you say it.
Groppet: Who says I ahvent said it before?
Thumper: You have! Oh say it again.
Groppet: No Im ok. Why do you want me to say it?
Thumper: I dont. But you should say it.
Groppet: Well then Im not saying it.
Thumper: (Rambling on about something I stopped listening)
Groppet: (Gets up and walks out)

There was mroe but thats the jist of it

Wow, any idea what denomination Thumper is?

I dunno but on my way out the door I did say "Xenu is Lord". Dont know how she took that. I do know she went to good ole Liberty U so I get to make fun of that when I get bored and she wont STFU. Some days its amusing some days not so much. I really wish I still worked with the wiccan guy. He would have provided hours of amusement messing with her.

Last week she was going on how Liberty was a tier 6 or something school on par with the ivy leauge. I went to my angry room to laugh.

As someone who was sent to BJU for a year, I find it hysterical that she thinks that Liberty is a "Tier 6 School."