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2012-07-12 01:28:25 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?
 
2012-07-12 01:42:28 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


I certainly did.
 
2012-07-12 01:50:13 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?

I certainly did.


Johnny Depp is more feminine.
 
2012-07-12 01:56:15 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Bathia_Mapes: Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?

I certainly did.

I did too.

Johnny Depp is more feminine.


Johnny Depp is hot.
 
2012-07-12 03:59:46 PM
I always wondered why Depp wasn't with some higher quality trim.
 
2012-07-12 04:02:19 PM
FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?
 
2012-07-12 04:07:33 PM

groppet: FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?


Just the Daily Heil being racist again....
 
2012-07-12 04:08:03 PM

groppet: FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?


Racism
 
2012-07-12 04:08:08 PM

groppet: FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?


here you go
 
2012-07-12 04:08:21 PM
 
2012-07-12 04:11:45 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


I thought it was an overpriced Johnny Depp impersonator.



/Bonjour
 
2012-07-12 04:15:40 PM

xnecron: Chinese Whispers


Its also called broken telephone purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2012-07-12 04:16:33 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


I thought it was Slash.
 
2012-07-12 04:16:47 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


Assuming the Depp rumors are true, clearly she has a type.
 
2012-07-12 04:21:18 PM
I'm really glad I don't have people following me around every day speculating on everything that's going on in my life based on what mood I appeared to be in, and what I was wearing, when going about my daily business.
 
2012-07-12 04:22:49 PM

xnecron: Chinese Whispers


We just called it "Telephone" growing up.
 
2012-07-12 04:23:17 PM
So how do we really know if she's a lesbian?

I demand dildonic evidence.
 
2012-07-12 04:23:41 PM

whenIsayGO: I'm really glad I don't have people following me around every day speculating on everything that's going on in my life based on what mood I appeared to be in, and what I was wearing, when going about my daily business.


Don't worry, you'll get married some day.
 
2012-07-12 04:25:01 PM
 
2012-07-12 04:36:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: So how do we really know if she's a lesbian?

I demand dildonic evidence.


Dildonic!
 
2012-07-12 04:40:54 PM
Cankles! and who's that Ugly Azz Dude she's with?
 
2012-07-12 04:46:45 PM
Now what do I remember seeing her in....

upload.wikimedia.org

*pokerface*

/I love that movie
 
2012-07-12 04:54:21 PM

xnecron: groppet: FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?

Just the Daily Heil being racist again....


I tried to complain to the about their use of racists expressions but couldn't find anyone in charge, its a Chinese fire drill over at the Daily Fail.
 
2012-07-12 04:58:52 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: So how do we really know if she's a lesbian?

I demand dildonic evidence.


Supposedly she's bi. In which case I'd demand video evidence.
 
2012-07-12 04:59:08 PM

Oysterman: Now what do I remember seeing her in....

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x326]

*pokerface*

/I love that movie


That sex scene w/ the bartender was awesome.
 
2012-07-12 05:06:23 PM
What a man-stealing-nobody-who-is-actually-a-lesbian-in-a-two-year-relationsh ip-nobody might look like:
xaxor.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.therealfun.com

who's that guy standing next to her in that article?
 
2012-07-12 05:12:11 PM
She came off like an absolute moron on Top Gear.
 
2012-07-12 05:57:10 PM
She's hot but she doesn't want my peejayjay. I don't know how to feel.
 
2012-07-12 06:04:21 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


*Raises hand*
 
2012-07-12 06:07:46 PM
I'm also a lesbian, but only when I have a movie coming out.

/ or when I'm about to be thrown off Law & Order
 
2012-07-12 06:14:49 PM
Looks like Tasya had her arms amputated and replaced with those of a 60-year-old longshoreman.
 
2012-07-12 06:23:48 PM

Cornelius Dribble: Looks like Tasya had her arms amputated and replaced with those of a 60-year-old longshoreman.


60-year-old longshoremen have better tatoos.
 
2012-07-12 06:28:14 PM
Pro tip: If you're a woman married to a big movie star, don't go see Michael Strahan's dentist.
 
2012-07-12 06:33:36 PM
All I know is, that dyke can play!
 
2012-07-12 06:47:43 PM

Broktun: All I know is, that dyke can play!


Oh? What flicks have you seen Tasye Van Ree in?
 
2012-07-12 07:27:31 PM

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x882]

Anyone else think this was a picture of her with Johnny Depp at first?


Ah, yup.
 
2012-07-12 07:29:16 PM
And she walks to her car with the key in the defensive dyke position.
Aye-YA!
 
2012-07-12 07:51:12 PM
How is this remotely entertainment let alone news? I've seen better articles on cnet.com.
 
2012-07-12 08:01:49 PM
Oh Em Gee! Like, some anonymous person totally said Amber Heard and Johnny Depp were an item, let's report it with some random pictures of Amber Heard with her girlfriend! That will totally prove that it's true!
 
2012-07-12 08:14:12 PM

groppet: FTFA " shrugs off Chinese whispers that she is a home-wrecker" What is that?


Careless whisper
 
2012-07-12 08:35:44 PM
www.austinbrowncoats.com

"I'll be in my bunk."


www.pinknews.co.uk

"I'll be in their bunk."
 
2012-07-12 08:36:48 PM

LewDux: What Chinese whispers may look like (topical)


So topical, I knew what that was before clicking. Good job, you.
 
2012-07-12 09:15:01 PM
Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?
 
2012-07-12 09:18:39 PM

ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Dude might be gay?
 
2012-07-12 09:33:38 PM

ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Aversion to body hair?
 
2012-07-12 10:22:29 PM

ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Because you don't like penises? Or maybe even masculine looking men have different personalities. IDK, honestly.
 
2012-07-12 10:22:43 PM

ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Maybe they like dudes but still want the taste of vag and the feel of pair of boobies.
Maybe they like dudes but don't dig on the man-juice.
 
2012-07-12 10:46:53 PM

ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Because she can afford both.
 
2012-07-12 10:51:08 PM

TheNameIs_Horace: who's that Ugly Azz Dude she's with?

LonMead: who's that guy standing next to her in that article?

ReapTheChaos: But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?


Sounds like Tasya's more man than the three of you put together.
 
2012-07-12 10:52:44 PM

ambercat: ReapTheChaos: Something I've never understood. I'm fine with lesbians, no problems what-so-ever. But if you're going to date a chick who walks like a dude, talks like a dude, dresses like a dude, acts like a dude and for all practical purposes looks like a dude, why not just date a dude?

Because you don't like penises? Or maybe even masculine looking men have different personalities. IDK, honestly.


Pff, that can't be it. Everyone knows that both gender and sex are rigid dichotomies that are always in perfect correlation.
 
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