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(Al Jazeera)   If a truck falls over and spills beer everywhere, hey, free beer. Gasoline tanker spewing burning fuel? Just let it go, man   (aljazeera.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-12 01:40:14 PM  
What the hell!?

I sent them 50 gallons of gasoline to help them try and get that tanker out of the country, for which I was suppose to get 500 gallons!
 
2012-07-12 04:31:57 PM  
FTFA "At least 100 people confirmed killed as they attempted to gather fuel from tipped-over oil tanker in Niger Delta."

avatarfarm.com
 
2012-07-12 04:32:50 PM  
Some people have a problem with "just letting it go", man.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-07-12 04:34:16 PM  
At these prices, why not try?
 
2012-07-12 04:34:19 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-07-12 04:37:36 PM  
The rare double-Handy. Well done, submitter.
 
2012-07-12 04:38:35 PM  
What if 323,000 gallons of beer floods your neighborhood and kills seven people?

Link
 
2012-07-12 04:41:38 PM  
songsforamerica.net
 
2012-07-12 04:43:32 PM  
I had no idea tankers drove around with burning fuel.
 
2012-07-12 04:43:47 PM  
So, we should give more money to them? Asbestos scoops?
 
2012-07-12 04:44:01 PM  
In America we risk our lives for money in coal mines instead. It takes at least 25 years to contract black lung, and in that way we can reproduce thereby circumventing Darwin.

Link
 
2012-07-12 04:45:47 PM  
lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg
 
2012-07-12 04:47:07 PM  
I haz gas
 
2012-07-12 04:47:14 PM  

4NTLRZ: FTFA "At least 100 people confirmed killed as they attempted to gather fuel from tipped-over oil tanker in Niger Delta."


Niger please....
 
2012-07-12 04:47:26 PM  
Nigerians - please.
 
2012-07-12 04:47:40 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Yes, I've been drinking gasoline... MOTHER!
 
2012-07-12 04:48:07 PM  
www.davidjanes.com
 
2012-07-12 04:57:01 PM  
I bet it still tastes better than Coors Light.
 
2012-07-12 04:57:22 PM  

skinbubble: [www.davidjanes.com image 640x272]


leaving satisfied...
 
2012-07-12 04:59:42 PM  
CSB:
Heading into Iraq going up MSR Tampa. A truck had overturned, spilling pallets of Coke onto the hiway. And the Iraqis were looting the shiat out of it while the driver stood there with an "The hell do I do now?" look on his face. The truck was overturned on the left side, and the Iraqis were all parked on the right side, streaming across the road. They would not stop farking looting to let us pass. Before we left Kuwait, we were specificly told "Do. Not. Stop. For. Shiat." I slowed down and laid on the horn, but as a HMWWV horn isn't all that impressive, they didn't care. So I had to bump one out of the way with my brush-guard. It was only at about 10 mph, but I think he got the point.

The funny thing is they all had the biggest smiles like that free Coke was the greatest thing to happen to them.
 
2012-07-12 05:00:00 PM  
I was wondering why the emails slowed down today...

But tomorrow they will be taking donations for the terrible tragedy that the baron minister of economys and expediant happiness will need.

/yes, on purpose.
 
2012-07-12 05:01:06 PM  

Mentalenemasquad: lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg


Against my better judgment, as I hate lootie; but since it's not a PS contest...

i45.tinypic.com

I now hate myself
 
2012-07-12 05:04:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mentalenemasquad: lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg

Against my better judgment, as I hate lootie; but since it's not a PS contest...



I now hate myself


I'll forgive you this time...
 
2012-07-12 05:06:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mentalenemasquad: lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg

Against my better judgment, as I hate lootie; but since it's not a PS contest...

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x519]

I now hate myself


I still voted. Sorry. It's an instinct.
 
2012-07-12 05:22:57 PM  
i651.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-12 05:38:10 PM  
There was a whole bus load of kids and they were just comin from school.
They were right in the middle when Joe topped the hill,
and they could have been slaughtered except Joe turned his wheels
 
2012-07-12 05:40:19 PM  

Mega Steve: I bet it still tastes better than Coors Light.


This. holy hell how can they even call that beer?

 
2012-07-12 06:15:29 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mentalenemasquad: lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg

Against my better judgment, as I hate lootie; but since it's not a PS contest...

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x519]

I now hate myself


who doesn't have a tiff of lootie on their computer with a transparent background just waiting to be used...
 
2012-07-12 10:39:58 PM  
www.bitsbybob.com

just walk away
 
2012-07-12 10:53:53 PM  
So some of these people ended up blacker than they started?
 
2012-07-13 01:01:23 AM  
Funny I just go the email from them on a great money making fuel transportation deal o well.
 
2012-07-13 08:54:13 AM  
I'm pretty sure if it was one of trucks hauling septic tanks/raw sewage they still rush in to loot it.
 
2012-07-13 09:10:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mentalenemasquad: lootiewithcansofgasoline.jpg

Against my better judgment, as I hate lootie; but since it's not a PS contest...

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x519]

I now hate myself


Brilliant.
 
2012-07-13 10:30:39 AM  

Easy Reader: There was a whole bus load of kids and they were just comin from school.
They were right in the middle when Joe topped the hill,
and they could have been slaughtered except Joe turned his wheels


Ah, always a source of cheerfulness! Nothing like a Red Sovine medley to get the party started.

/wonder if the truck was #309?
 
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