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2012-07-12 03:58:35 PM
It tastes allot different when you suck it right out of a cows pulsing warm pink TEAT.

/just saying..thats what i've heard.
 
2012-07-12 03:59:31 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: It tastes allot different when you suck it right out of a cows pulsing warm pink TEAT.

/just saying..thats what i've heard.


Trust me on this one; just make sure it's a cow and not a bull. The taste is completely different.
 
2012-07-12 04:01:53 PM
Al_Ed: Bit'O'Gristle: It tastes allot different when you suck it right out of a cows pulsing warm pink TEAT.

/just saying..thats what i've heard.

Trust me on this one; just make sure it's a cow and not a bull. The taste is completely different.


/Backs slowly away from you....runs
 
2012-07-12 04:02:02 PM
sunkyungoh.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-12 04:04:09 PM
When I lived in CA I bought milk (2%) exclusively at Costco because it actually tasted pretty freaking delicious compared to almost everyone else. Unfortunately I moved to WA and whoever produces milk for the Kirkland brand up here sucks. It tastes like water.

/cool story
 
2012-07-12 04:05:17 PM
tastes like chicken. just like beef, pork, beans, you name it
 
2012-07-12 04:05:26 PM
Didn't realize how good milk was until I started drinking milk from Homestead Creamery farm that comes in glass bottles. Wow - good stuff :)
 
2012-07-12 04:05:36 PM
In Canada they call whole milk "Homo Milk", short for homogenized milk.
I haven't had homo milk since I was a kid.
 
2012-07-12 04:08:05 PM
Bedstead Polisher: In Canada they call whole milk "Homo Milk", short for homogenized milk.
I haven't had homo milk since I was a kid.


why not
too good for ya??
 
2012-07-12 04:08:58 PM
lizaardvark: MorePeasPlease: Diogenes: My grandmother still wretches when she thinks of that thing.

I think you meant wrenches.

I think you meant wenches.


I think you meant wences
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2012-07-12 04:09:35 PM
milk still tastes wonderful. i have a tall pint every morning as my breakfast and am not hungry till several hours later.
also a great "energy drink" before or after working out.

/raw milk
- though it does come in plastic. granted, glass would be better, but after the wife just let it fall (accidentally) out of the van onto the driveway - i'll say that plastic is awesome.
//csb
 
ows
2012-07-12 04:17:52 PM
all i know is my chickens lay square eggs.

would love to have my own farm with a ditzy horney blonde nymhpo
 
2012-07-12 04:18:42 PM
Headso: Grass fed beef is the best too, you don't know what you are missing if you are not buying it.

Repeated single blind taste test of grass fed vs corn fed done side by side resulted in my fiance preferring corn fed to grass every single time. I was conflicted, they were different, and I couldn't easily say one was "better" than the other without qualification (better texture, better fat flavor, better lean flavor, better marbling, etc).
 
2012-07-12 04:19:10 PM
under a mountain: lizaardvark: MorePeasPlease: Diogenes: My grandmother still wretches when she thinks of that thing.

I think you meant wrenches.

I think you meant wenches.

I think you meant wences
[images.wikia.com image 300x230]


Taco kisses forever ruined that skit.
 
2012-07-12 04:19:24 PM
Same can be said for meats, fruits, veges, and grains. It's amazing how good food tastes and how good it makes you feel when it lived the way nature intended it to live.
 
2012-07-12 04:21:18 PM
milk in Holland.

You are never the same.
 
2012-07-12 04:22:12 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Same can be said for meats, fruits, veges, and grains. It's amazing how good food tastes and how good it makes you feel when it lived the way nature intended it to live.

And also dying the way nature intended you to die ... eaten alive and filled with parasites.
 
2012-07-12 04:23:17 PM
Yes. Milk used to taste a whole lot different. Better, actually.

I was a kid when the milkmen still delivered door to door from the local dairy and yes, the milk was in glass bottles, sealed with a pressed tinfoil cap and often, the cream separated and floated on the top

That was around 1958.

The dairy had their cows in the fields. They also used to let local folks drive in and take all the fresh cow manure they wanted for free. It was GREAT for lawns and gardens. You just had to walk around with a bucket and shove and scoop it off the field.

The dairy is still there, but it's been closed for decades. It was either bought out or forced out of business by a then expanding dairy company here in Florida --Mac Author's.

That diary company is still around, but the milk has changed radically. Every major chain grocery store now carried it's own brand of milk along with every convenience store. NONE taste as rich as the milk from the old dairy.

Mac Author's butter milk has nothing resembling butter in it, with the 'butter' chunks being tapioca. Why butter MILK needs added dry milk products also, I don't know.

The tons of low fat milk, to me, anyhow, taste like krap.

I wasn't aware of the major changes in tending dairy herds, but it doesn't surprise me, though I have known of the major Dairy Group that pushes small dairies out of business and works to regulate prices.

In the 50's milk was dirt cheap and heavily pushed by the government because kids still got rickets -- a bone disease caused by too little calcium. The leg bones bent. The kids were bow-legged, like the cowboys in those old movies. The government was determined to get the kids healthier, so they provided massive amounts of rich, whole milk and later added vitamin D.

There was a major advertising push lauding the health benefits of good, whole milk.

So, around 25 years later, it came as a nasty surprise to me when suddenly, everyone was claiming whole milk was a killer, caused heart disease, low fat was best and milk vanished from the standard Food Pyramid to be replaced by bottled water.

I stayed with whole milk, but over the years, it got increasing difficult to find that good, rich flavor and nearly impossible to find REAL buttermilk.

This is called progress. Faster, cheaper, 'healthier' and less taste.

I haven't had a good, American grown, NATURALLY vine ripened tomato in decades. Most are picked nearly green and gas ripened to tolerate shipping. Plus, US tomatoes jumped so much in cost that the majority of tomatoes come from Mexico, Brazil and other nations, also picked early for transport, often gas ripened and just not as tasty.

Progress?

Far too many things are being changed and not necessarily for the good.
 
2012-07-12 04:23:18 PM
Oberweis tastes pretty good, but a gallon of it doesn't go as far, somehow, and I have to drive twice as far to get it.
 
2012-07-12 04:24:37 PM
dbaggins: milk in Holland.

You are never the same.



Thank you, yes.

Also, Chocomel for the non-natural glory.
 
2012-07-12 04:27:29 PM
under a mountain: lizaardvark: MorePeasPlease: Diogenes: My grandmother still wretches when she thinks of that thing.

I think you meant wrenches.

I think you meant wenches.

I think you meant wences
[images.wikia.com image 300x230]


I think you meant kvetches.
 
2012-07-12 04:30:12 PM
FTA: "US-style mega-dairies - in effect, battery-farmed cows - are now threatened for the British countryside."

Yep. One way or another, you can always count on and expect the Daily Fail to take ANYTHING that happens in the world and turn it into taking a a gigantic sh*t all over the evil Yanks.
 
2012-07-12 04:31:52 PM
milk thread!
 
2012-07-12 04:34:55 PM
something other than beef snot?

after breastfeeding my two children for 11 and 15 months respectively, i would never put another person or animal thru that torture just for a bowl of cheerios.

blech! cow milk is for cow babies.
 
2012-07-12 04:35:33 PM
That'd be cool to get your milk delivered by the pinta. But then, wouldn't it be called leche?

www.historicships.com
 
2012-07-12 04:35:35 PM
As a real man, I only drink beer and liquor.

My liver is terrible, why do you ask?
 
2012-07-12 04:36:10 PM
Government says I can't have fresh milk, i guess they know what is best for me.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/15/10418406-amish-farmer-ta r geted-by-fda-raids-shuts-down-raw-milk-business?lite
 
2012-07-12 04:36:44 PM
We fed our cows timothy hay, alfalfa silage, and corn silage. They got a serving of grain at each milking measured out individually for each depending upon how much they produced. The milk and the meat tasted great.
 
2012-07-12 04:37:38 PM
Every once-in-a-while I'll treat myself to organic milk. It's expensive, but it tastes the way I remember milk tasting. DEELISH!
 
2012-07-12 04:43:49 PM
GoodOmens: Didn't realize how good milk was until I started drinking milk from Homestead Creamery farm that comes in glass bottles. Wow - good stuff :)

I didn't realise how good milk was until I moved to VT. It's probably no coincidence that red clover is the state flower - clover-fed cows produce amazing milk, which can be enjoyed on its own or turned into ice creams, yogurts, or the best damned cheeses in this country. And, yes, the milk in glass bottles was always the best.

I'm in Boston now. I could not find a locally-sourced milk that even comes close in deliciousness to what I enjoyed back in VT. Now I only get milk to put in my coffee...

/I can still get decent farmers' market produce, at least...
//local food FTW
 
2012-07-12 04:45:21 PM
thornhill: I'm not sure what you're getting at, but there's no butter in buttermilk. Buttermilk is what's left over after you churn out the butter. Despite what the name implies, It's low fat.

Know how I know you don't know I was raised on a farm and had to help churn the farknig butter every farking day after milking? And hand cranking the ice cream?
Yeah, what a lot of fun. Bust your hump and get blisters so they can set it in the freezer for later.
Now shuck that corn and pick them peas.

I drank whole unskimmed milk and got worked so hard I never had a chance to put on any fat. Just lean assed muscles on a hard, toned frame.
And When I left the farm and moved away, those habits didn't change.
I still work hard, and dont' even look my age, because I didn't fark up and do a lot of farked up stuff with my life.
But yeah, you can put ice chips in your butter milk and the butter will stick to it.
 
2012-07-12 04:47:28 PM
Drank upwards of a gallon a day, most of my adult life - until four or five years ago that is. I swore to everyone I'd never pay more than $3.00 a gallon, and I meant it. Everyone said I wouldn't stop. I did.
Now the only milk I drink is at friends houses occasionally. I stuck to my oath.
Sure does take the fun outta BLT's!
 
2012-07-12 04:49:49 PM
rat_creature: GoodOmens: Didn't realize how good milk was until I started drinking milk from Homestead Creamery farm that comes in glass bottles. Wow - good stuff :)

I didn't realise how good milk was until I moved to VT. It's probably no coincidence that red clover is the state flower - clover-fed cows produce amazing milk, which can be enjoyed on its own or turned into ice creams, yogurts, or the best damned cheeses in this country. And, yes, the milk in glass bottles was always the best.

I'm in Boston now. I could not find a locally-sourced milk that even comes close in deliciousness to what I enjoyed back in VT. Now I only get milk to put in my coffee...

/I can still get decent farmers' market produce, at least...
//local food FTW


You might want to check your local Whole Foods. They carry lots of local stuff for the areas they are in - including the good glass bottle milk here in VA.
 
2012-07-12 04:53:18 PM
Al_Ed: Raw milk in my kid's diet prevented them from needing so many vaccinations.

*golf clap*
 
2012-07-12 04:54:38 PM
bugmn99: Fresh from the teats or GTFO.

i.imgur.com
Word.
 
2012-07-12 04:55:04 PM
Rik01: I was a kid when the milkmen still delivered door to door from the local dairy and yes, the milk was in glass bottles, sealed with a pressed tinfoil cap and often, the cream separated and floated on the top

That was around 1958.

...

I wasn't aware of the major changes in tending dairy herds...



I don't have any data to back it up, but I'm pretty sure that besides the feed the herds themselves used to be a lot more diverse back then, too -- Guernsey, Jersey, Milking Shorthorn, Brown Swiss, and a few others. Each breed's milk has different fat and protein content which I'm sure made for better tasting milk than we're used to these days when every single dairy cow seems to be a Holstein. I remember seeing different looking herds when i was a kid; hell, one of the local dairies was named "Golden Guernsey Dairy" and their milk all came from Guernsey cows once upon a time.


bittermang: literally watered down milk


Tastes like it sometimes (I'm looking at you, Swiss Valley Farms of Dubuque) but no. That's a crime and it's hard to get away with it on a scale that nets the criminal more profit than pocket change. Cheesemakers test the incoming milk to protect their own bottom line, because in their case anything that's not fat or protein literally goes down the drain. Fluid milk dairies, I assume they have QC in place to test the incoming milk, and maybe the USDA does some random checks, too.

Every once in a while someone gets caught doing this here in Wisconsin -- usually one of the truck drivers -- and besides the heavy fines they lose their permits and essentially their livelihood.
 
2012-07-12 04:57:44 PM
I've always hated cream. Got a mouthful once and promptly threw it up. I preferred powdered milk.
Now I don't have to drink it, so I don't. I like coffee and water.
 
2012-07-12 04:58:10 PM
Bedstead Polisher: I recently picked up some "organic" milk because it was on sale vs the regular milk and it tastes SO GOOD. I'll get it again as long as it's the same price as regular.

I only buy the organic stuff now because we go through a carton so slowly. Because they pasteurize most organic milk to a higher temperature it lasts forever in the fridge. It's been ten years since I just sat down with a glass of milk, though, so I can't testify as to a taste difference.
 
2012-07-12 04:59:04 PM
GoodOmens: You might want to check your local Whole Foods. They carry lots of local stuff for the areas they are in - including the good glass bottle milk here in VA.

Tried them already, as well as the local food co-ops and specialty grocers. More sources of local milk than I thought I'd find, and I still opt for local milk (glass-bottled, even!), but it's just nowhere near VT quality.

I've got several sources for my favourite VT cheeses, though, so there's that. :)
 
2012-07-12 05:01:01 PM
ows: all i know is my chickens lay square eggs.

would love to have my own farm with a ditzy horney blonde nymhpo


Mavis is willin', for a shillin'.
 
2012-07-12 05:01:28 PM
Gleeman: bugmn99: Fresh from the teats or GTFO.

[i.imgur.com image 640x427]
Word.


Really, you think those jugs are full of milk?
 
2012-07-12 05:01:41 PM
grass-fed whole cow's milk in glass bottles. that is all.
 
2012-07-12 05:01:54 PM
At the rate my teenagers go through milk it's difficult to justify paying $6/gallon for milk in glass bottles from the local family owned dairy, though it is quite tasty.

Although we still drive 40 minutes to the farm to get the fresh churned ice cream from their store. Literally orgasmic...
 
2012-07-12 05:03:01 PM
cyberspacedout: Gleeman: bugmn99: Fresh from the teats or GTFO.

[i.imgur.com image 640x427]
Word.

Really, you think those jugs are full of milk?


I was going to post a breast feeding pic, but wasn't sure if that is a banable here.
 
2012-07-12 05:03:58 PM
bittermang: Plus, with everyone drinking skim, 2%, low fat, and other flavors of literally watered down milk, I imagine that isn't helping the flavor department either.

I've had raw milk. I didn't care for it, personally, and I love milk. I guess it's what your used to. But yeah, 2% fine. 1%? I can live with it. After that, it's milky water. I'd rather just go ahead and drink water.
 
2012-07-12 05:04:55 PM
I was a vegan for about fifteen years, then had my first glass of milk a couple of years ago. It definitely changed during the 90's early 2000's. Organic really makes a difference!
 
2012-07-12 05:05:17 PM
stonelotus: grass-fed whole cow's milk in glass bottles. that is all.

It's gotta be non-homo too.

/nttawwt
 
2012-07-12 05:09:23 PM
Their own land, cows and the dairy is on the farm too.
The milk and ice cream are really good.
The other stuff is good too.
Sometimes it pays to live in the U.P.
http://www.debackerfamilydairy.com/home
 
2012-07-12 05:12:35 PM
Rik01: I haven't had a good, American grown, NATURALLY vine ripened tomato in decades. Most are picked nearly green and gas ripened to tolerate shipping. Plus, US tomatoes jumped so much in cost that the majority of tomatoes come from Mexico, Brazil and other nations, also picked early for transport, often gas ripened and just not as tasty.

Do they have any farmer's markets where you live? If not, just try growing your own. I find store bought tomatoes can often be tasteless or far too acidic. Supposedly they're also unusually high in sodium.
 
2012-07-12 05:16:54 PM
Rik01: I haven't had a good, American grown, NATURALLY vine ripened tomato in decades. Most are picked nearly green and gas ripened to tolerate shipping. Plus, US tomatoes jumped so much in cost that the majority of tomatoes come from Mexico, Brazil and other nations, also picked early for transport, often gas ripened and just not as tasty.

Nice post. I don't know where you live but where I live, you can grow your own tomatoes. The ones I grew haven't been good but I realize now it was a problem with the fertilizer. I've had a few vine ripened over the years, they are far better.
 
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