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(KTVB Boise)   19 year old woman escapes the fires in Colorado just to crash her SUV and start a 2,000 acre fire in Idaho   (ktvb.com) divider line 67
    More: Fail, Idaho, Colorado, SUV, Idaho State Police, wildfires, Subaru, Krista McCann  
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2012-07-12 02:35:03 PM  
Is that Irony? I honestly don't know.
 
2012-07-12 02:35:53 PM  
It's like the olympic torch, western style.
 
2012-07-12 02:36:02 PM  
Witnesses say she ran calling Wildfire
 
2012-07-12 02:37:15 PM  
HA!!! She's blonde! Color me shocked. Shocked I tells ya!
 
2012-07-12 02:39:09 PM  
Where's Darwin when you need him? Someone take her out of the gene pool before she or her offspring kill us all.
 
2012-07-12 02:41:36 PM  

probesport: Witnesses say she ran calling Wildfire


Well played
 
2012-07-12 02:43:14 PM  
Overzealous woman driver, non-story.
 
2012-07-12 02:43:32 PM  
"Hell's coming with me! Do you hear me? HELLS COMING WITH ME!!!"
 
2012-07-12 02:46:45 PM  
McCannist(noun): One who is incredibly accident-prone.
 
2012-07-12 02:49:28 PM  
Out of the frying pan fire & into the fire?
 
2012-07-12 02:52:27 PM  
The pyristocrats!
 
2012-07-12 02:53:50 PM  

ebarmstr: "Hell's coming with me! Do you hear me? HELLS COMING WITH ME!!!"


I'll set a another plate, he is not allergic to anything is he?
 
2012-07-12 02:55:20 PM  
Did her house actually burn down?
 
2012-07-12 02:58:10 PM  
Is this Allanis level irony or some other type?
 
2012-07-12 02:59:34 PM  
She was heard singing "ci-a-bola bumpity bumpity bump!"
 
2012-07-12 02:59:45 PM  
Oopsie?
 
2012-07-12 03:09:18 PM  
no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.
 
2012-07-12 03:13:30 PM  
She is hot so that may have caused the fire.
 
2012-07-12 03:18:09 PM  
Does it matter what sort of vehicle she was driving?
 
2012-07-12 03:18:26 PM  
wildfires are contagious *the more you know*
 
2012-07-12 03:20:13 PM  

Thisbymaster: She is hot so that may have caused the fire.


She is NOT hot but she is 19 and in my book that is good enough.
 
2012-07-12 03:26:33 PM  

TheAuldTriangle: no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.


They're good in the snow and can get out of a dyke in a hurry
 
2012-07-12 03:34:39 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TheAuldTriangle: no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.

They're good in the snow and can get out of a dyke in a hurry


That may be true, but it still doesn't explain why they drive Subarus.
 
2012-07-12 03:37:42 PM  
Add that to the many fires we have here. Breathing sucks today. Was planning on fishing this weekend, but with kids with asthma, it's a no-go.
 
2012-07-12 03:40:20 PM  
FTFA:
"I just couldn't go straight anymore and I ended up clipping the car next to me."

Uh, ever hear of the brake?
 
2012-07-12 03:40:50 PM  
nineTEEN isnt really a woman. trust me, ive been 19 before.
 
2012-07-12 03:45:54 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Add that to the many fires we have here. Breathing sucks today. Was planning on fishing this weekend, but with kids with asthma, it's a no-go.


Yep, headed up to the mountains myself. Get out of the heat and the smoke.
 
2012-07-12 03:48:27 PM  
Johnny Cash's car started a brush fire that nearly wiped out the California Condor.
 
2012-07-12 03:48:34 PM  
How high you going? Might go to McCall. Seems like a good bet.
 
2012-07-12 03:50:49 PM  

Charlie Chingas: How high you going?


Here

Grew up in the area and headed back to visit the folks. :)
 
2012-07-12 03:53:28 PM  
McCall would probably be a good bet as well. One thing about this valley is that it likes to trap smoke and smog.
 
2012-07-12 03:55:39 PM  

HeadLever: McCall would probably be a good bet as well. One thing about this valley is that it likes to trap smoke and smog.


Still haven't been out there. Have a safe trip :) Yeah, inversions kill us during fire season.
 
2012-07-12 03:56:01 PM  

probesport: Witnesses say she ran calling Wildfire


*golf clap*

Very nicely done.
 
2012-07-12 04:00:41 PM  

Noobian Noob: nineTEEN isnt really a woman. trust me, ive been 19 before.


Yea, but it's old enough...
 
2012-07-12 04:04:52 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Add that to the many fires we have here. Breathing sucks today. Was planning on fishing this weekend, but with kids with asthma, it's a no-go.


Where do you normally go? I haven't had any luck finding any decent fishing spots anywhere around here that doesn't need a boat. Lucky Peak is nice but there is never anything up close to the shore
 
2012-07-12 04:08:51 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TheAuldTriangle: no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.

They're good in the snow and can get out of a dyke in a hurry


In this case, looks like the Dyke got out of the Subaru in a hurry
 
2012-07-12 04:11:00 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Charlie Chingas: Add that to the many fires we have here. Breathing sucks today. Was planning on fishing this weekend, but with kids with asthma, it's a no-go.

Where do you normally go? I haven't had any luck finding any decent fishing spots anywhere around here that doesn't need a boat. Lucky Peak is nice but there is never anything up close to the shore


Lucky Peak? Really?!?! lol. Emmett has some nice ponds out there. I hear Man's Reservoir has prize fish, meaning if you catch something with a number. Lake Lowell, as you know, is trash. If you want some meh fishing just to relax, that new park off Eagle has two decent ponds. Or up north by Crouch. Good spots up in there small lake-pond types.
 
2012-07-12 04:17:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I haven't had any luck finding any decent fishing spots anywhere around here that doesn't need a boat.


Fishing for the white sturgeon is always a blast, but you need a little bigger rig than your typical trout rod (and lots of beer). Plenty of close places for that. Crappie fishing is typically pretty good from the bank at Strike or Brownlee for a few weeks in the spring if you like panfish. Not to mention they often stock the Boise River with Steelhead in the spring.

Ok, I am getting the fishing itch. Is it the weekend yet?
 
2012-07-12 04:20:06 PM  

Charlie Chingas: How high you going? Might go to McCall. Seems like a good bet.


HeadLever: Charlie Chingas: How high you going?

Here

Grew up in the area and headed back to visit the folks. :)


I hate you both, I'm stuck in downtown Boise right now at work. Our whole office smells like there's a camp fire in here. Which was cool at first, and then I needed my inhaler.

/Maybe I'll head northward this weekend
//if I live that long
 
2012-07-12 04:24:31 PM  

ShadowLAnCeR: I'm stuck in downtown Boise right now at work. Our whole office smells like there's a camp fire in here. Which was cool at first, and then I needed my inhaler.


Oh, I am with you there. I can't get out of here until tomorrow. Until then, it is allergy meds and burning eyes. I imagine traffic is going to be a biatch on 55.
 
2012-07-12 04:38:34 PM  
She might be dumb, but she looks clean.
 
2012-07-12 04:40:12 PM  
Ya'll looking to bail up north this weekend are going to miss a great blues concert. The Hootchie Cootchie Men and the Blues Brothers Review are going to be playing down at Julia Davis. Laurie B! might also show up to play.
 
2012-07-12 04:43:22 PM  

WizardofToast: Oopsie?


This sums it up.

Perfectly.

/clap
 
2012-07-12 04:46:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Ya'll looking to bail up north this weekend are going to miss a great blues concert. The Hootchie Cootchie Men and the Blues Brothers Review are going to be playing down at Julia Davis. Laurie B! might also show up to play.


Going to Chapelle Winery on Sunday. Blues Addicts are playing :) Maybe that smell you smell is that apartment that burned down! Glad I work closer to home (Meridian). Small world...
 
2012-07-12 04:54:09 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Smeggy Smurf: Ya'll looking to bail up north this weekend are going to miss a great blues concert. The Hootchie Cootchie Men and the Blues Brothers Review are going to be playing down at Julia Davis. Laurie B! might also show up to play.

Going to Chapelle Winery on Sunday. Blues Addicts are playing :) Maybe that smell you smell is that apartment that burned down! Glad I work closer to home (Meridian). Small world...


Do the words Pig Party and Poquito Joe mean anything to you? We may have partied together in the past
 
2012-07-12 04:56:08 PM  
There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.
 
2012-07-12 04:56:18 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Charlie Chingas: Smeggy Smurf: Ya'll looking to bail up north this weekend are going to miss a great blues concert. The Hootchie Cootchie Men and the Blues Brothers Review are going to be playing down at Julia Davis. Laurie B! might also show up to play.

Going to Chapelle Winery on Sunday. Blues Addicts are playing :) Maybe that smell you smell is that apartment that burned down! Glad I work closer to home (Meridian). Small world...

Do the words Pig Party and Poquito Joe mean anything to you? We may have partied together in the past


Nope. Not originally from here (Unless you hail from East LA). But those words sure do sound fun :)
 
2012-07-12 04:58:57 PM  
It's only the biggest and baddest blues party in Idaho. Head on down to the Sunshine Lounge in the Roadway Inn, talk to Miss Kitty and be cool. You might get an invite.
 
2012-07-12 05:15:04 PM  

TheAuldTriangle: no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.


All wheel drive standard without too high of a center of gravity is good for windy mountain roads up to ski. Now why everyone needs that is still a mystery.

\A bigger question is: do they issue you the required two dogs at the dealership, or just give you a gift certificate for the Humane Society so you can pick your own.
 
2012-07-12 05:22:48 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TheAuldTriangle: no idea why, but everyone in CO drives a goddamned Subaru.

They're good in the snow and can get out of a dyke in a hurry


But you can't get a dyke out of one.
 
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