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(ABC)   All the single ladies♪, All the single ladies♪ , All the single ladies♪ -may give Obama his margin of victory in November   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 85
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2012-07-12 10:51:41 AM
So Obama can count on the slut vote?
 
2012-07-12 11:07:23 AM
If you like him then you should go out and vote for him
If you like him then you should go out and vote for him
 
2012-07-12 11:08:31 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So Obama can count on the slut vote?


Were sluts gonna be voting for Romney? Somehow I doubt it.
 
2012-07-12 11:40:21 AM

exick: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So Obama can count on the slut vote?

Were sluts gonna be voting for Romney? Somehow I doubt it.


Well, certainly not NOW

/unless Rush can shame them into it
 
2012-07-12 11:41:15 AM
I am shocked - shocked - that single women would not be keen on supporting a political party that sees them as little more than brood mares.
 
2012-07-12 11:42:46 AM
There are people that don't know the effect Al Green music has on the ladies?
 
2012-07-12 11:43:00 AM
Hmm, wonder why that is...
 
2012-07-12 11:43:41 AM
But the sister wife vote is all but locked in favor of Romney.
 
2012-07-12 11:45:19 AM

exick: MaudlinMutantMollusk: So Obama can count on the slut vote?

Were sluts gonna be voting for Romney? Somehow I doubt it.


Perhaps rmoney knows some sluts, so he could count on their vote...
 
2012-07-12 11:45:31 AM

EyeballKid: But the sister wife vote is all but locked in favor of Romney.


They're allowed out of the compound?
 
2012-07-12 11:47:57 AM
He has this slut's vote. The whole attack on birth control and other women's health services is one of more galvanizing distinctions between the parties to me.
 
2012-07-12 11:48:15 AM
I hate you so much, submitter.

/The worst hangover I have ever had involved the "All the single ladies" chant repeating in my head.
//add that to the pounding headache and inability to move without wanting to puke and you tend to avoid the song like the plague
 
2012-07-12 11:48:31 AM

Aarontology: If you like him then you should go out and vote for him
If you like him then you should go out and vote for him


You forgot the, "WHOA OH OH OH OHOH! WHOA OH OH OH OHOH!"
 
2012-07-12 11:49:12 AM

EyeballKid: But the sister wife vote is all but locked in favor of Romney.


Not all of them, some of them are only 16 so they cant vote.
 
2012-07-12 11:49:24 AM

otherginger: He has this slut's vote. The whole attack on birth control and other women's health services is one of more galvanizing distinctions between the parties to me.


But but but the GOP is the party of jobs!
 
2012-07-12 11:50:11 AM
I think they need to release a campaign video with Biden, and two cabinet members doing the dance in black leotards.
 
2012-07-12 11:50:25 AM
REMEMBER: Election Day for single ladies is Wednesday, November 7th this year!
 
2012-07-12 11:51:32 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: REMEMBER: Election Day for single ladies is Wednesday, November 7th this year!


Was this EVER funny?
 
2012-07-12 11:52:09 AM
Some of Romney's best friends own sluts
 
2012-07-12 11:53:14 AM

Summoner101: There are people that don't know the effect Al Green music has on the ladies?


I thought of Reverend Al as soon as I saw the headline.
 
2012-07-12 11:53:20 AM

EyeballKid: Pants full of macaroni!!: REMEMBER: Election Day for single ladies is Wednesday, November 7th this year!

Was this EVER funny?


No, and quite honestly it's the kind of thing people should end up in jail for.
=Smidge=
 
2012-07-12 11:54:45 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So Obama can count on the slut vote?


Brings new definition to the term "poll worker".
 
2012-07-12 11:55:41 AM
Just for the hell of it: Mexican Breakfast explained
 
2012-07-12 11:58:13 AM

qorkfiend: I am shocked - shocked - that single women would not be keen on supporting a political party that sees them as little more than brood mares.


That's what's so weird about GOP election analysis. Simply looking at gender demographics alone, you'd have to capture a huge majority of male voters to overcome Obama's lead among women. And every day they seem to dig themselves deeper. They seem to think that "the Democrats aren't really helping you" is enough to sway people when they don't realize that while it may be true and many of those women might agree to some extent, the issue is more that the Democrats aren't actively trying to scale back their basic rights the way the GOP is.
 
2012-07-12 12:00:00 PM

Riomp300: EyeballKid: But the sister wife vote is all but locked in favor of Romney.

Not all of them, some of them are only 16 so they cant vote.


That old, huh? Man, the economy is hitting hard if people can't even trade in their clunkers for new models every few years.
 
2012-07-12 12:00:33 PM
Just for the fun of it... This totally makes the song listenable. Too funny to ignore, IMHO.

Jazz Hands
 
2012-07-12 12:02:02 PM

EyeballKid: Pants full of macaroni!!: REMEMBER: Election Day for single ladies is Wednesday, November 7th this year!

Was this EVER funny?


I'm just imagining a talk radio DJ announcing that Wednesday night is Ladies Night at the local polling station.
 
2012-07-12 12:02:42 PM
But Jennifer Rubin says that single women like Romney because Obama is so condescending to women. Don't you think he's condescending? I'm concerned about the way Obama appears to be condescending to women. This condescending behavior could be bad... for Obama.
 
2012-07-12 12:07:07 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: They seem to think that "the Democrats aren't really helping you" is enough to sway people when they don't realize that while it may be true and many of those women might agree to some extent, the issue is more that the Democrats aren't actively trying to scale back their basic rights the way the GOP is.


Sure, we keep kicking you in the face, but the Democrats don't have nearly enough bandages to cover the damage, especially now that we've burned down the bandage factory. Vote for us.
 
2012-07-12 12:07:33 PM
fta: Obama crushing Mitt Romney

Those words. In that order. I quite like them.

Would have liked to have seen the words "and driving the GOP before him and hearing the lamentation on their fat cat donors" in there as well but it's still pretty lulzy.

So the GOP's cunning "War on Women? What War on Women?" strategy has FAILed epically?

Mitt "Not the language I would have used" Romney has failed to woo them womenfolks?

Gosh, who'da thunkit?

/You know, aside from all the non-trolling elements on the Fark politics tab, of course.
//Not sure whether to +1 subby for headline or shake tiny fist for earworm.
///Feh, gonna err on the side of caution. Plus 1.
 
2012-07-12 12:10:31 PM
I can't imagine why, and I bet neither can the GOP.
 
2012-07-12 12:10:48 PM

Rapmaster2000: But Jennifer Rubin says that single women like Romney because Obama is so condescending to women. Don't you think he's condescending? I'm concerned about the way Obama appears to be condescending to women. This condescending behavior could be bad... for Obama.


This just shows how the DNC takes women for granted. They're not actually looking out for what is best for women. This is why women should look at the RNC as a viable alternative
 
2012-07-12 12:12:56 PM

Mikey1969: Just for the fun of it... This totally makes the song listenable. Too funny to ignore, IMHO.

Jazz Hands


Lawls. And this is why I love Fark so much. Did not see that one coming. Good 'un, Mikey! ^__^
 
2012-07-12 12:14:06 PM

Lost Thought 00: Some of Romney's best friends own sluts


Awesome.
 
2012-07-12 12:18:18 PM

Aar1012: Rapmaster2000: But Jennifer Rubin says that single women like Romney because Obama is so condescending to women. Don't you think he's condescending? I'm concerned about the way Obama appears to be condescending to women. This condescending behavior could be bad... for Obama.

This just shows how the DNC takes women for granted. They're not actually looking out for what is best for women. This is why women should look at the RNC as a viable alternative


A woman just feels more comfortable when someone is taking care of her uterus for her. Why would she want to think about that stuff when she has a home to care for and meals to cook?
 
2012-07-12 12:21:15 PM

Aar1012: EyeballKid: Pants full of macaroni!!: REMEMBER: Election Day for single ladies is Wednesday, November 7th this year!

Was this EVER funny?

I'm just imagining a talk radio DJ announcing that Wednesday night is Ladies Night at the local polling station.


I'm picturing the club DJ rolling that out in between songs.
 
2012-07-12 12:23:22 PM

Aar1012: Rapmaster2000: But Jennifer Rubin says that single women like Romney because Obama is so condescending to women. Don't you think he's condescending? I'm concerned about the way Obama appears to be condescending to women. This condescending behavior could be bad... for Obama.

This just shows how the DNC takes women for granted. They're not actually looking out for what is best for women. This is why women should look at the RNC as a viable alternative


Somehow I doubt that Rapmaster2000 represents the Democratic National Committee. I also doubt that many women will consider a political party that regards them as dumb sluts who shouldn't be able to vote.
 
2012-07-12 12:24:23 PM

quatchi: Mikey1969: Just for the fun of it... This totally makes the song listenable. Too funny to ignore, IMHO.

Jazz Hands

Lawls. And this is why I love Fark so much. Did not see that one coming. Good 'un, Mikey! ^__^


If I could somehow do a video ringtone, this would be it...
 
2012-07-12 12:26:36 PM

Rapmaster2000: But Jennifer Rubin says that single women like Romney because Obama is so condescending to women. Don't you think he's condescending? I'm concerned about the way Obama appears to be condescending to women. This condescending behavior could be bad... for Obama.


Yes, but all those fat white Republican talking heads keep repeating that the problem with the country is women's suffrage. They think we should end women's suffrage, because have they not suffered enough.

That joke used to be a lot funnier before a whole powerful segment of one political party got serious about ending women's suffrage.

At least Rush Limbough is smart enough to back peddle when he lets slip how he really feels about women. As evidenced by what he said a few weeks ago and the immediate apology he gave. He is not really sorry, but his advertising numbers can't really take another hit.

Not sure why any woman would vote Republican, but you know some would rather vote for their myth then their coont.
 
2012-07-12 12:32:12 PM
I'll believe it when I see it.

//Please ladies, and others that support Obama. Get your ass out and vote on Election Day.
 
2012-07-12 12:37:55 PM
I read an article somewhere back that alot of these women, especially down south, are the kind of women who like Sarah Palin. They're not necessarily democrats, but they are divorced or unable to get married, and aren't Republican enough to put up with being called a slut.

If you're broke, female, and one party is actively trying to make it harder for you to get birth control, it's a no brainer who to vote for.
 
2012-07-12 12:41:29 PM

CorporatePerson: I read an article somewhere back that alot of these women, especially down south, are the kind of women who like Sarah Palin. They're not necessarily democrats, but they are divorced or unable to get married, and aren't Republican enough to put up with being called a slut.

If you're broke, female, and one party is actively trying to make it harder for you to get birth control, it's a no brainer who to vote for.


Not mention votes against fair pay act, votes against just about every child care funding act proposed (as some of them have children and need daycare to work) then tack on the giant puppet-head of the party says the problem with voting stems from women getting the right to vote...Thanks Rush
 
2012-07-12 12:44:13 PM
I take it this is a reference to some song that I am blissfully unaware of.
 
2012-07-12 12:45:56 PM
How many single lady delegates and super-delegates are there exactly?
 
2012-07-12 12:46:26 PM
Advocate enforcing abortions if men dont want the kids and you can have the single mens vote too!
 
2012-07-12 12:46:40 PM
"When women got the right to vote is when it all went downhill." -Popular Conservative Leader Entertainer
 
2012-07-12 12:46:55 PM
After the GOP shiating on single women (or hell just women in general) that doesn't surprise me.
 
2012-07-12 12:47:00 PM

CorporatePerson: I read an article somewhere back that alot of these women, especially down south, are the kind of women who like Sarah Palin. They're not necessarily democrats, but they are divorced or unable to get married, and aren't Republican enough to put up with being called a slut.

If you're broke, female, and one party is actively trying to make it harder for you to get birth control, it's a no brainer who to vote for.


Eh I'll believe it when I see it. As far as I can tell, when you're white and southern voting Republican is just something you do, like scratching your ass when it itches.
 
2012-07-12 12:47:33 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I take it this is a reference to some song that I am blissfully unaware of.


Did the music notes give it away?
 
2012-07-12 12:48:12 PM

Slaves2Darkness: At least Rush Limbough is smart enough to back peddle when he lets slip how he really feels about women. As evidenced by what he said a few weeks ago and the immediate apology he gave. He is not really sorry, but his advertising numbers can't really take another hit.


"I'm sorry you were offended" is NOT an apology, and we should not lower the bar for these douchebags by calling it one.

Not sure why any woman would vote Republican, but you know some would rather vote for their myth then their coont.

WTF is this, I don't even...
 
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