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(Seacoastonline.com)   In the indigenous language of Maine tribes, "Zumba" apparently means "hooker"   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 56
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2012-07-12 09:43:31 AM  
Alexis Wright, the owner of Pura Vida Studio

i522.photobucket.com

i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-12 09:53:37 AM  
Can anyone find out how old she is? The linked story and several others mention her boyfriend's age, but not hers.
 
2012-07-12 10:05:27 AM  
If she was recording the sessions, couldn't the argument be made that they were a porn production studio?
 
2012-07-12 10:33:39 AM  
She used to have a lot of videos on yuvutu.com under the name KiKiCu, but she's deleted her profile.

/ a friend told me
 
2012-07-12 10:41:12 AM  
img140.imageshack.us

i'd rent that for a dollar
 
2012-07-12 10:53:53 AM  

reported: She used to have a lot of videos on yuvutu.com under the name KiKiCu, but she's deleted her profile.

/ a friend told me


Oh I remember that nam....erm, I mean a friend mentioned that name to me but I didn't have a clue what website it was. Of course.
 
2012-07-12 10:56:14 AM  
Anyone else hear the Dragnet theme while reading that excerpt from the affidavit?

/IN a moment, the results of that trial...
 
2012-07-12 11:29:23 AM  
Hibye frebend! Dobu youboo wabant abay debate?

- What a Zoom-ba Streetwalker may sound like.
 
2012-07-12 12:43:59 PM  
The landlord also told police that he found a video online of Wright performing a sexual act on herself in the space she was renting at 1 High St., which he recognized by the color of the walls and molding, the hardwood floors and the window.
 
2012-07-12 01:13:19 PM  
Ok so she owned the studio and yet she kept illegal finacial transactions on record. Dumb! Sheeshs she should have just laundered it through the studio under membership fees or something.
 
2012-07-12 01:14:43 PM  
Is anything possible at zumba.com?
 
2012-07-12 01:16:29 PM  
Clicks link. Article shows up and renders 100% normal. Screen blanks. "For the site to function correctly you must enable Javascript"

Uh, no, no I don't. Sorry you just lost a viewer, idiots.
 
2012-07-12 01:17:26 PM  

Jake Havechek: The landlord also told police that he found a video online of Wright performing a sexual act on herself in the space she was renting at 1 High St., which he recognized by the color of the walls and molding, the hardwood floors and the window.


Do the hardwoods match the moldings?

//Or something
 
2012-07-12 01:18:19 PM  
whut ?
waziwazi.com
 
2012-07-12 01:21:00 PM  
img338.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-12 01:22:22 PM  
If a chick wants to sell her pussy, why can't the neighbors mind their own goddamn business?

In the absence of any evidence to the contrary, I'm going to have to assume that whatever morals-and-values neighbor snitched her out to the cops is a closet pedophile.
 
2012-07-12 01:23:30 PM  
Oh hell yes. a $300 girl in Maine is the equivalent of a $2000 girl in New York or LA. It'd be worth the drive.
 
2012-07-12 01:23:35 PM  
Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee

As an aside, I wouldn't want this officer's name to go unnoticed.
 
2012-07-12 01:23:52 PM  
www.distantcreations.com
 
2012-07-12 01:24:49 PM  
Damn, that's a smoking hot prostitute.
 
2012-07-12 01:26:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img140.imageshack.us image 354x637]

i'd rent that for a dollar

THIS

is why I enjoy Zumba.
/ Oh, Oh! You know what I'm talking about...Oh!
 
2012-07-12 01:27:42 PM  

willfullyobscure: Oh hell yes. a $300 girl in Maine is the equivalent of a $2000 girl in New York or LA. It'd be worth the drive.


I have family about an hour inland from there. Too bad I didn't know about this two weeks ago when I was visiting, I would have stopped in for a quick zumba instead of going to the outlets in Kittery.
 
2012-07-12 01:28:59 PM  
I never leer at women at the gym, but damn if I don't sneak peeks into the cardio room for zumba. Oh, I'm not watching to see attractive women doing sensual dances, nope, I'm watching everyone else, the old people, the people who can't dance worth anything. It's like watching non-strippers trying to dance with a pole, and there are like 40 of them because this is during the lunch hour in a downtown. Sorry, I know it's not particularly nice, but it's directly across from the weights area and lifting weights can be so boring.
 
2012-07-12 01:29:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Is anything possible at zumba.com?


Came looking for that...leaving satisfied.

//because the unattainable is unknown
 
2012-07-12 01:33:30 PM  

brap: Hibye frebend! Dobu youboo wabant abay debate?

- What a Zoom-ba Streetwalker may sound like.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
approves
 
2012-07-12 01:33:47 PM  
*clicks link expecting story of man having sex with robot vacuum. Discovers hot gym prostitute instead. Leaving very satisfied.*
 
2012-07-12 01:36:16 PM  
Sounds to me that with all of the detailed financial records and videotapes, this was part 1 of a larger extortion plan.

/Sherlock
 
2012-07-12 01:38:46 PM  

mudpants: whut ?
[waziwazi.com image 640x486]


Slut
 
2012-07-12 01:44:52 PM  
MONDAY, AUGUST 30, 2010

Alexis Wright-Zumba Teacher/Porn Star
If anyone knows Alexis Wright from Kennebunk Maine you probably think she's a sweet, friendly Zumba teacher...the funny thing is she's not! she's living a double life & is a PORN STAR!!!!! she may be a prostitue for all I know..all you have to do is google her full name (which is pretty ridiculous that she goes by that) & you'll see her doing all kinds of nasty sexual acts with MARRIED OLD MEN, herself & other females..it's pretty disgusting...her so called "boyfriend" even cameos in some of the videos..the sad thing is you can see her little sons toddler bed in the background of one video..poor kid if he only knew his mommy was a whore ;( I was shocked to find this out..you never know who people really are sometimes..how can you pretend to be such a respectable member of the community when you're really sleeping around w/everyone's husbands..I hope her Zumba clients wake up & realize who their teacher really is!


Link

So would this be old news?
 
2012-07-12 01:45:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img140.imageshack.us image 354x637]

i'd rent that for a dollar


Zug Zug
 
2012-07-12 01:46:07 PM  

cgraves67: Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee

As an aside, I wouldn't want this officer's name to go unnoticed.


And according to tfa, Bean Burpee is the last name.

/this has the potential to be a bookmark
//for zumba instructors
///or whoores
////extra o intentional
 
2012-07-12 01:47:38 PM  

cgraves67: Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee

As an aside, I wouldn't want this officer's name to go unnoticed.


I came in here to comment on this, thanks for covering that base!
 
2012-07-12 01:55:49 PM  
The tenant described hearing "a lot of moaning and groaning" throughout the day

So, it sounded like your average state worker then?
 
2012-07-12 01:55:54 PM  

cgraves67: Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee

As an aside, I wouldn't want this officer's name to go unnoticed.


thumbs.anyclip.com

First thing that came to mind at "Bean Burpee."
 
2012-07-12 01:58:11 PM  
Video footage obtained by police shows Wright and Strong engaging in "multiple sexual activities together, including but not limited to, sexual intercourse, anal sex, oral sex and Internet foreplay sex."


What exactly is that last one?
 
2012-07-12 01:58:20 PM  
She was just giving those poor men a good low-impact cardio workout and recording it so she could help them improve their form in latter sessions. What's the harm in that?
 
2012-07-12 02:26:52 PM  

cgraves67


Police Lt. Tony Bean Burpee

As an aside, I wouldn't want this officer's name to go unnoticed.


Maybe he's a bad seed.
 
2012-07-12 02:29:54 PM  
thank god we have dedicated professionals willing to put their life on the line to stop these horrendous actions between consenting adults.
 
2012-07-12 02:38:45 PM  

KrispyKritter: thank god we have dedicated professionals willing to put their life on the line to stop these horrendous actions between consenting adults.


And have the discretion to protect the names of the local Kennebunkport "job creators".

/say, isn't there a former president that lives there? Link
 
2012-07-12 03:12:49 PM  
Reminds me of the zombo dot com website that's so cool. Give it a while to load, if you check it out. It's worth the wait.
 
2012-07-12 03:22:19 PM  
The barrier was not meant to be crossed. The poon is sour.

/Sometimes anal is better.
 
2012-07-12 03:26:51 PM  
 
2012-07-12 04:02:37 PM  
i prefer beezid
 
2012-07-12 08:57:41 PM  
I was just told that she looks like me without my glasses. Not sure if I agree or not.
 
2012-07-12 09:35:16 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I was just told that she looks like me without my glasses. Not sure if I agree or not.



slut just got real, yo


(totally kidding, just had to make the joke, you understand how it is. )
 
2012-07-12 10:21:42 PM  
Did someone say Mumba?

worldofblackheroes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-12 10:25:01 PM  

BHShaman: ZUMBA!
[s3.amazonaws.com image 200x200]


From the official site: "Hi, I'm Alexis Wright and I love teaching Zumba classes. The reason is simple: Every class feels like a party! Come join me and you'll see what I mean. You don't even have to know how to dance. Just move your body and follow my lead. It's easy! Check out my class schedule to find a location you like. Or click "Contact Instructor" to send me an e-mail and I'll get in touch with you about finding a class. Come try it, I guarantee you will have a blast! I look forward to meeting you!"

Is it me, or does this seem like the come-on paragraph a pr0n site advert uses in their fake profiles on an online dating site?
 
2012-07-12 10:41:23 PM  
Once on the internet always on the internet.

Link
 
2012-07-12 10:53:08 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I was just told that she looks like me without my glasses. Not sure if I agree or not.


Not sure, is that her that Sybarite posted at the top of the thread? If so no, not really different facial structure, No right now wrong but not that similar. If the guy just meant you're both hot well that's different : )
/ Couldn't see the article cause it wanted me to turn off No Scripts...
 
2012-07-12 11:09:24 PM  

dejavoodoo64: Once on the internet always on the internet.

Link


Um hey...

THAT LINK IS NSFW NSFW NSFW!
 
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