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2012-07-12 10:23:35 AM
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2012-07-12 10:46:07 AM
Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)
 
2012-07-12 10:53:19 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)


hohohohohohoh, that was farking awesome! praise jesus!
 
2012-07-12 11:16:00 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)


No matter how many times I see that, I still giggle.
 
2012-07-12 11:36:45 AM

Eddy Gurge: No matter how many times I see that, I still giggle


A true classic!

Oh hey. I got an offer for some maple wood in upstate NY. I'm thinking a load of post oak and mesquite...Some to you for hickory and some to him for the maple. You in?
 
2012-07-12 11:37:24 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)


Jeeeeeeee-sus Keeer-iced! That was funny.
 
2012-07-12 12:43:52 PM
A freight train full of moonshine? I want to party with those guys.
 
2012-07-12 01:04:51 PM
Let's hide from that ball of flame in thas gas filled car! It'll never find us here.
 
2012-07-12 02:03:09 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)



Okay, I'd never seen that before - funniest thing I've seen all month!

/"Motherfu(kin' bootleg fireworks!"
 
2012-07-12 02:07:43 PM

Crewmannumber6: Let's hide from that ball of flame in thas gas filled car! It'll never find us here.


True. How about "everyone get behind the car and as far away from shrapnel throwing thing, lay down and cover the best you can" all in a calm voice. If the car is running use the same instructions and get in and drive as fast as you can, try to not run over your friends. get low and shield your body by having the larger people between you and the noisy thing. For debis falling down, convince someone to hold you down because you are scared and might run, have them on top of you to absorb any hits. If they get injured protecting you, they are heros and you are undamaged.

//I ran out of ritalin yesterday so my posts might be odd.
 
2012-07-12 02:08:56 PM
Curse you, Jesus, for making the food that brought about that terrible gas explosion I suffered.

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2012-07-12 02:17:08 PM
I usually blame the dog.
 
2012-07-12 02:29:28 PM
I WANT TO BLEVE
 
2012-07-12 02:52:12 PM

I Like Bread: I WANT TO BLEVE


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2012-07-12 03:21:43 PM
All over in 25 seconds. Don't bother sitting through the rest.
 
2012-07-12 03:56:39 PM
Ain't nobody got time for that
 
2012-07-12 04:37:35 PM
looks like leftover footage from Super 8.
 
2012-07-12 04:48:39 PM

Eddy Gurge: Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)

No matter how many times I see that, I still giggle.


Same here - "Reekrus" is the best part!
 
2012-07-12 05:38:25 PM
Sounds like he might have dropped a deuce in the process.
 
2012-07-12 06:16:15 PM
I thought that was Subby's mom after the bean dip.
 
2012-07-12 06:42:57 PM
It will take a long time to ever clear that away.
 
2012-07-12 07:32:31 PM
Something tells me this douchebag used to hide under the bed when there was a thunderstorm.

/man up, nancy
 
2012-07-12 08:11:30 PM
So clarification, this one was Jesus, not Allah? I want to see a Xenu explosion.
 
2012-07-12 08:21:44 PM

Eddy Gurge: Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)

No matter how many times I see that, I still giggle.


Hadn't seen that until now and I am cackling like a madwoman.

/praise jesus
 
2012-07-12 08:35:31 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)


It should be illegal to post any version of that video without the subtitles and Jesus counter.

/money under mout runnin'
 
2012-07-12 09:12:28 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7209454/78033604#c78033604" target="_blank">ThatGuyGreg</a>:</b> <i>Something tells me this douchebag used to hide under the bed when there was a thunderstorm.

/man up, nancy</i>

I'm pretty sure an explosion of that magnitude, the heat coming off it and the unknown follow up event is worthy of getting freaked out over.

Something tells me you're the kind of douchebag that sits on the roof when a hurricane's coming through.

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2012-07-12 10:02:01 PM
That wasn't a gas explosion, it was ethanol, which is liquid at room temperature. The already burning fire heated an unruptured tank to the point of bursting, thus creating a BLEVE (pronounced "blev-ee"). Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion
 
2012-07-12 10:35:08 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Jesus likes explosions. (NSFW language)


Thank you!!!!!
 
2012-07-12 11:12:35 PM
Moonshine is serious shiat.
 
Juc
2012-07-13 02:30:54 AM
Reminds me of the last time I went to taco bell.
 
2012-07-13 06:58:52 AM
ok, that tagline REALLY helped make me laugh when I watched the video. That jesus christ, he gets a bad rap
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2012-07-13 08:41:54 AM
I'll see your freight train and raise you an industrial gas facility.
 
2012-07-13 11:35:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNY2YsVjcd4

Fun starts at 1:20 but the setup is in the first part.
 
2012-07-13 07:15:36 PM
came for this:

Oh Lord Jesus!
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2012-07-14 08:34:50 AM
God was blamed for 9/11. i remember watching a 'lady' on NBC news as one of the buildings came down scream "oh my f*cking God!" NBC aired it without editing.

that was different. and she was a prim/proper dressed up business 'lady' too.
 
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