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(Yahoo)   Ladies, if you're wondering why it hurts when you pee, it's because all the antiboitics factory farms douse chickens with has made the bacteria that cause bladder infections into drug-resistant "superbugs"   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 67
    More: Scary, bladder infection, overuse of antibiotics, bacteria, Amee Manges, medical researchers, Adrienne LaBeouf  
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2012-07-12 11:33:39 AM
Yep! *Thats* it.

/sneaks out and never calls again.
 
2012-07-12 11:45:41 AM
Yeah, and those sores are from an "allergic reaction".

/Was actually told that once
 
2012-07-12 11:55:57 AM
vernonFL: Yep! *Thats* it.

/sneaks out and never calls again.


Yeah,l thats the ticket.
 
2012-07-12 11:56:23 AM
Yea? I think they're eating with the wrong lips.
 
2012-07-12 11:56:48 AM
What's bad: it burns when you pee.

What's worse: other things burn when you pee.
 
2012-07-12 11:57:16 AM
Ladies, you might want to stop dousing with chickens.
 
2012-07-12 11:57:19 AM

Ennuipoet: Yeah, and those sores are from an "allergic reaction".

/Was actually told that once


Was she allergic to peanuts?

Did she own a dog?

/giggity
 
2012-07-12 11:58:13 AM
Yeah but all those growth hormones that are being fed to chickens are making the boobies bigger, so there's that.
 
2012-07-12 11:58:40 AM
So now someones finally admit that the chemicals you pour into your foodchain matter?

Progress.

/what, 50 years late?
 
2012-07-12 11:59:27 AM
dousing?
 
2012-07-12 11:59:56 AM
Ladies, yogurt is next to cleanliness.
 
2012-07-12 12:00:26 PM
That's not why it hurts when I pee. What I do is, when I'm done, I repeatedly whack my penis on the side of the urinal to get that last drop off.

Sometimes I get funny looks in airports but it works.
 
2012-07-12 12:00:42 PM
COOK your damn food biatches
 
2012-07-12 12:01:32 PM
Approves of this headline:
top-people.starmedia.com
 
2012-07-12 12:02:52 PM
And drug-resistant bacteria is one thing. but the screams of terror will be heard when a cranberry juice resistant strain arises
 
2012-07-12 12:04:11 PM
came for the Zappa reference. Leaves satisfied.
 
2012-07-12 12:04:19 PM
Given that anti-bactieral facewashs have now been the norm for 15 years, are our faces now coated in monstrous superbugs?
 
2012-07-12 12:05:41 PM
This is old news. Fact is, animals in the food chain receive something like 75% of the antibiotics used in all realms of medicine. Increases the bottom line.
 
2012-07-12 12:05:44 PM

swangoatman: COOK your damn food biatches


RTFA

/and don't tell me what to do with my sushi
 
2012-07-12 12:06:49 PM

Magorn: And drug-resistant bacteria is one thing. but the screams of terror will be heard when a cranberry juice resistant strain arises


Resolve gets that out, no problem.

and we learned that just this past weekend.
 
2012-07-12 12:08:07 PM
So I shouldn't keep farking that chicken?
 
2012-07-12 12:09:14 PM

zappadog: came for the Zappa reference. Leaves satisfied.


Me too. Saves me the trouble of posting it myself.
 
2012-07-12 12:15:08 PM
No, it hurts when you pee because I tore that thing up last night.



/giggitty
 
2012-07-12 12:26:28 PM
Yet another reason why Obama's policies have had less than the desired affect in trying to turn around the economy. Damn you George Bush and your chicken antibiotics!
 
2012-07-12 12:26:33 PM
TFA is a POS. Not the least for not mentioning that Fed rules don't allow antibiotics in poultry.

A growing number of medical researchers say more than 8 million women are at risk of difficult-to-treat bladder infections because superbugs - resistant to antibiotics and growing in chickens - are being transmitted to humans in the form of E. coli.

"We're finding the same or related E. coli in human infections and in retail meat sources, specifically chicken," said Amee Manges, epidemiologist at McGill University in Montreal.


All goddam e. coli are related - the ones that kill you AND the ones that just sit on your eyelashes and fart rainbows. Amee is a scare-mongering idiot, or Amee was quoted out of context.


If the medical researchers are right, this is compelling new evidence of a direct link between the pervasive, difficult-to-cure human disease and the antibiotic-fed chicken people buy at the grocery store.

No, it isn't. And Amee is ONE (1) medical researcher. Do not pluralize the poor girl.

"What this new research shows is, we may in fact know where it's coming from. It may be coming from antibiotics used in agriculture," said Maryn McKenna, reporter for Food & Environment Reporting Network.

We may in fact know. We may in fact not know. We may in fact be idiots who have no actual understanding of epidemiology. We may also think that getting an opinion from a reporter is the same as doing actual research.

...


The chicken industry says there could be other factors such as overuse of antibiotics by humans. And the industry cautions that there's no study that has proven a superbug from poultry transfers directly to humans.

Direct quotes from one side, no quotes from the other. Not the best reporting ever.

Researchers point out that a study like that would be unethical because it would require intentionally exposing women to the bacteria. They say that there is persuasive evidence that chicken carries bacteria with the highest levels of resistance to medicine.

"Researchers" don't mean squat. Donald Trump "researched" Obama's birth certificate. And "persuasive" is miles from "conclusive", which any "real" researcher will tell you - look at the Higgs people saying they are only 99.999999995% sure, so it's inconclusive.

Adrienne LaBeouf, 29, is one of the 8 million women suffering from a constant infection. "It feels like I have some kind of infection that just won't go away," she said.

Good heavens, that almost sounds...constant!

LaBeouf has visited her doctor about her persistent bladder infection. "It was cured for a little while," she added, "and then it comes back with a vengeance."

My, that sounds so very persistent!

ABC News' Brian Hartman contributed to this report.

ABC News' Brian Hartman owes his mother an apology.
 
2012-07-12 12:26:52 PM
Looks like we may need to bring back some more powerful "cleaners"
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2012-07-12 12:26:55 PM

snocone: Ladies, yogurt is next to cleanliness.


That's for yeast infections. Different thing entirely.
 
2012-07-12 12:27:27 PM
"Antiboitics"?
 
2012-07-12 12:28:54 PM
Yeah, I might have made it with a few chickens...

i.imgur.com

Yeaah
 
2012-07-12 12:29:29 PM
I learned less than two weeks ago that an untreated UTI can cause psychotic symptoms in older women. I feel like I need to start saving now so the kids will have the financial resources they need to put me on a locked ward in a few years.
 
2012-07-12 12:30:06 PM

swangoatman: COOK your damn food biatches


Why would that make the slightest bit of difference in this case?

Bungles: Given that anti-bactieral facewashs have now been the norm for 15 years, are our faces now coated in monstrous superbugs?


Oh, look! Another one who doesn't know the difference between something which is anti-bacterial and antibiotics! (Hint: Hot water is anti-bacterial, but it's not antibiotic. Same with vinegar and alcohol.)

How we survive as a species when we're this dumb is a testament to just how horny we are. And fecund!

(Although, check your anti-bacterial washes for Triclosan. If it contains it, don't use it. It's no more effective than good old soap and water, and it is thought to be contributing to resistant bacteria, although the studies about that have produced mixed results. But since it has no increase in benefit, why take additional risk?)
 
2012-07-12 12:35:20 PM

Meatybrain: Fed rules don't allow antibiotics in poultry.


Hi.
 
2012-07-12 12:36:35 PM
I love 'NEWS' about unproven facts.... I love 'NEWS filled with if's and may's even better...

Sure honey, you got that bladder infection from the chicken, not from the prostitute I farked last night...
 
2012-07-12 12:38:23 PM
TFA says the superbug is a form of E. coli. E. coli is why they tell us to make sure to wash everything raw chicken comes into contact with and to thoroughly cook our chicken.

So keeping that in mind and re-reading the article, thoroughly cook your dang chicken and you'll be fine.

Or do like I do and don't eat that shiat. I don't eat meat that makes me nauseous when I touch it raw. Same reason I won't eat clams; they're bait, not food.
 
2012-07-12 12:39:55 PM

Bungles: Given that anti-bactieral facewashs have now been the norm for 15 years, are our faces now coated in monstrous superbugs?


No, your skin is slightly pH negative, i.e., acidic. This is not usually bug friendly.
 
2012-07-12 12:40:42 PM

WarszawaScream: So keeping that in mind and re-reading the article, thoroughly cook your dang chicken and you'll be fine.


Until the Super E.Coli enters your body by other means.

Brilliant.
 
M-G
2012-07-12 12:41:15 PM

Meatybrain: TFA is a POS. Not the least for not mentioning that Fed rules don't allow antibiotics in poultry.


Federal rules don't allow hormones in poultry. There is no specific prohibition on antibiotics. The FDA has banned certain specific antibiotics in poultry, and has implemented some new policies, but we still have a long way to go, especially since the banned antibiotics keep turning up in chicken.
 
2012-07-12 12:41:42 PM
Women should be pissed off....oh wait
 
2012-07-12 12:44:21 PM
Huh, I would've guessed gonorrhea
 
2012-07-12 12:45:43 PM
If I have to pee blood to continue eating delicious home made chicken tacos then so be it.
 
2012-07-12 12:46:27 PM

SkunkWerks: WarszawaScream: So keeping that in mind and re-reading the article, thoroughly cook your dang chicken and you'll be fine.

Until the Super E.Coli enters your body by other means.

Brilliant.


What other means are there? Sticking it up your peehole?
 
2012-07-12 12:48:20 PM
only buy and eat free range chicken
 
2012-07-12 12:55:50 PM

WarszawaScream: Same reason I won't eat clams; they're bait, not food.


Only the online ones who say they're 13 but are really 21.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-12 01:00:30 PM

CastorPimp: only buy and eat free range chicken


Or raise them yourself. I just had the best chicken soup I ever made, compliments of a broiler that I raised myself. It had a very happy short life, and it had the most amazing chicken flavor. It's something you just can't get from store-bought chickens. You can't imagine the flavor you're missing.
 
2012-07-12 01:09:34 PM

fluffy2097: What other means are there?


I have no words.

You know what? It burns when you pee because of...

leprechauns.

They aren't doing anything.

But you may be assured they're at fault.

Don't even bother trying to follow that rainbow.
 
2012-07-12 01:17:05 PM

CastorPimp: only buy and eat free range chicken


I was surprised to find out that this will meet the definition of free range:

upload.wikimedia.org

Still beats the studio apartment they were living in I guess.
 
2012-07-12 01:22:50 PM
http://farmageddonmovie.com/
 
2012-07-12 01:37:45 PM

CastorPimp: only buy and eat free range chicken


Gave up meat altogether as I don't trust the food industry. Still eat fish - harder to fark up.

Found it very easy to do. Plenty of meat substitutes around if I get a hankering. Though not for steak. For bacon use haloumi cheese.
 
2012-07-12 01:40:41 PM
Many people in this thread have a gross misunderstanding of what UTIs are and how they are contracted. Just saying.
 
2012-07-12 01:52:57 PM

holybull99: dousing?


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