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(Newser)   Dick Cheney takes a shot at fundraising for Mitt Romney   (newser.com) divider line 49
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2012-07-12 09:36:19 AM
Mr. Freeze will also be in attendance. But I thought the Legion of Doom was in a swamp down south?
 
2012-07-12 09:39:38 AM
Cheney actually has more personality than Romney. granted, it's an evil personality and he's rather sadistic...but at least he looks more alive.
 
2012-07-12 09:53:57 AM

Weaver95: Cheney actually has more personality than Romney. granted, it's an evil personality and he's rather sadistic...but at least he looks more alive.


Cheney should offer to lend Romney his programmers.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:14 AM

Diogenes: Weaver95: Cheney actually has more personality than Romney. granted, it's an evil personality and he's rather sadistic...but at least he looks more alive.

Cheney should offer to lend Romney his programmers.


He had them liquidated. They were insolent.
 
2012-07-12 10:10:19 AM
www.theage.com.au

/oblig
 
2012-07-12 10:20:55 AM
A new form of torture -strap suspects to the roof of a car and drive around with them like that...

Followed by simulated drowning.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:20 AM

Because People in power are Stupid:

Followed by simulated drowning.


hey, that's a 'freedom bath'.
 
2012-07-12 11:14:38 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

/oblig


That dude looks blessed.
 
2012-07-12 12:37:07 PM
Cheney will promise to disappear to an undisclosed location if fundraising goals are met.

The money will roll right in...
 
2012-07-12 12:49:28 PM
Dick Cheney takes a shot

DUCK!
 
2012-07-12 12:56:30 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

/oblig


Isn't that the star map from Prometheus?
 
2012-07-12 12:56:45 PM

exick: Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

/oblig

That dude looks blessed.


That is why he apologized to Dick for getting in his way and being blessed with a face full of birdshot.
 
2012-07-12 12:57:20 PM
Shouldn't he be fundraising for his 8th cousin Barack Hussein Fartbama Soetero Drumsolo Obama Jr., Esq?
 
2012-07-12 12:57:39 PM
It's a skeet event, actually. $25K a plate, you get to load the plate into the birdie launcher and fire it into the air. While it soars through the air, Cheney will take careful aim and shoot you in the face. On your way out, you will be required to think him for his hospitality and graciousness.
 
2012-07-12 12:58:28 PM

coeyagi: Shouldn't he be fundraising for his 8th cousin Barack Hussein Fartbama Soetero Drumsolo Obama Jr., Esq?


Blood is thicker that water

Chaney has no blood.
 
2012-07-12 12:58:46 PM

palelizard: It's a skeet event, actually. $25K a plate, you get to load the plate into the birdie launcher and fire it into the air. While it soars through the air, Cheney will take careful aim and shoot you in the face. On your way out, you will be required to thank him for his hospitality and graciousness.


FTFM.
 
2012-07-12 12:58:51 PM
Cheney fundraising for Romney? The guy liked by fewer than 1 in 5 Americans fundraising for the guy who hired most of the Bush team and refuses to say Bush's name?

What a heart that Cheney has.

// will Romney ask Cheney to fire his gay daughter?
// a cheap shot (maybe), but I feel like she's the lesbian elephant in the room at that fundraiser
 
2012-07-12 12:59:17 PM

palelizard: It's a skeet event, actually. $25K a plate, you get to load the plate into the birdie launcher and fire it into the air. While it soars through the air, Cheney will take careful aim and shoot you in the face. On your way out, you will be required to think him for his hospitality and graciousness.


that's racist
 
2012-07-12 01:00:05 PM
water, boarding, meh
 
2012-07-12 01:00:10 PM
Darth Cheney has chosen a new apprentice.
 
2012-07-12 01:01:13 PM
This scares me. It's bad enough to think about a return of the Bush White House; it's terrifying to imagine a return of the Cheney White House. Yes, they were mostly the same, but supposedly sometime around 2005-2006 Cheney started being marginalized and Bush actually rejected his advice.
 
2012-07-12 01:01:24 PM
Remember though, they're nothing alike in ideology at all. AT ALL.
 
2012-07-12 01:01:35 PM

Weaver95: Because People in power are Stupid:

Followed by simulated drowning.

hey, that's a 'freedom bath'.


Whatever works
 
2012-07-12 01:02:41 PM

mahuika: Dick Cheney takes a shot

DUCK!


quail, actually.
 
2012-07-12 01:04:55 PM
Good Lord Mitt. You really are trying to lose aren't you?
 
2012-07-12 01:05:32 PM

coeyagi: Drumsolo


*snerk*
 
2012-07-12 01:11:35 PM

TrollingForColumbine: palelizard: It's a skeet event, actually. $25K a plate, you get to load the plate into the birdie launcher and fire it into the air. While it soars through the air, Cheney will take careful aim and shoot you in the face. On your way out, you will be required to think him for his hospitality and graciousness.

that's racist


bullshiat, that's AWESOME.
 
2012-07-12 01:14:39 PM
Oh I was totally rooting for Mittens before THIS.
Now there can be no go-backsies.
 
2012-07-12 01:15:19 PM
Dick Cheney himself is throwing a big-ticket fundraiser in Romney's honor at a Wyoming resort tonight

That oughta bring in $50 and a case of MGD.
 
2012-07-12 01:15:25 PM
i46.tinypic.com

quick n dirty
 
2012-07-12 01:15:31 PM
"At the broader advisory level, everybody who was around Cheney and Bush are around Romney," he added. "They want him to win. And it's inevitable that they'd have some influence, because they have the most recent Republican expertise in running the government. But I don't see a lot of overlap there."

Still, many political operatives or lower-ranking policy officials from the George W. Bush administration are deeply enmeshed in the Romney campaign, including senior adviser Ed Gillespie; foreign policy adviser Dan Senor; economic policy advisers Glenn Hubbard and Gregory Mankiw; and strategists Stuart Stevens and Russ Schriefer. And several senior Romney staff members are veterans of Bush's Republican National Committee, including campaign manager Matt Rhoades.


But.
But.
Bush.
 
2012-07-12 01:21:03 PM

TrollingForColumbine: coeyagi: Shouldn't he be fundraising for his 8th cousin Barack Hussein Fartbama Soetero Drumsolo Obama Jr., Esq?

Blood is thicker that water

Chaney has no blood.


static.tvfanatic.com
Blood...thicker...water.

/hot
 
2012-07-12 01:22:01 PM

RumsfeldsReplacement: Good Lord Mitt. You really are trying to lose aren't you?


Yeeeeeeeeah...they're not thinking this one through. A herp-ridden bull with its dick on fire is bound to be more popular than Dick Cheney.
 
2012-07-12 01:24:52 PM
Giving that man a heart transplant was criminal
 
2012-07-12 01:30:34 PM
Are they going to go on a caged hunt and pretend to be rugged individualists?
 
2012-07-12 01:39:41 PM
Well, good thing for the flip flop bot that Cheney got bumped up on the heart transplant list.
 
2012-07-12 01:55:32 PM
They should go hunting together.
 
2012-07-12 01:57:31 PM
Fade in: Prior to Mitts's fund raiser

Scene is Chenny's private library, Cheney and Romney are alone

Romney: (visable shaking) I come to bequest a favor.

Cheney: (Annoyed) Yes, I expected you to come sooner.

Romney: I thought I could do it mself.

Cheney: You thought, Georgies boy also 'thought"

Romney: I know, I read the WSJ, now I know I can't do it alone

Cheney: (smirking) I know

Cheney: Are you ready for THE pact

Romney: ( a pause, weekly, a small voice) yes

Cheney: Good

Cheney: First stand up

Cheney with a flick of wrist, cuts Romney beneath his eyelid with his left pinker finger.

Romney surprised, steps back

Cheny: now give me yours

Romney hands over his copy of the book of mormons

Cheney: Now take mine

Romney accepts the black book

Cneney: Now closes your eyes and walk across the floor.(The floor has a tiled mosiac of the cross)

Romney: I have forshaken my god, with my eyes close I am now blinded to him.

Romney: (very tired, and scared) Are we done.

Cheney: (Smiling) No, there is one more thing, As told in the "Compendium Maleficarum" you must perform the ossculum infame

Cheney unzips his pants and Mitt perform the kiss of shame sealing his allegiance to the dark lord.


And boys and girls this is how Mitt beats Obama!
 
2012-07-12 02:13:09 PM
Mitt Romney hasn't exactly snuggled up to the George W. Bush administration

Accept for hiring them as economic advisors.
 
2012-07-12 02:27:12 PM

Ayn Rand's Cervix: Giving that man a heart transplant was criminal


Heart plant.

The joke is heart plant.
 
2012-07-12 02:31:51 PM

Snapper Carr: Darth Cheney has chosen a new apprentice.


Considering how Halliburton moved it's HQ to the ME would that make Rmoney *ahem* The Out-Sourcerer's Apprentice

/I'll just leave now.
 
2012-07-12 02:46:53 PM
Cheney has chronic heart problems.

Why isn't all this excitement too much for him?

Why is it other people die and he still survives? Along with Karl Rove?
 
2012-07-12 02:49:50 PM
How can he attend a fundraiser from his cell in the Hague? Do they have teleconferencing in the cells?
 
2012-07-12 02:53:34 PM

whidbey: Cheney has chronic heart problems.

Why isn't all this excitement too much for him?

Why is it other people die and he still survives? Along with Karl Rove?


Something something punish wicked reward righteous.

Actually, for being all-powerful, he does a whole lotta jack sh*t.
 
2012-07-12 03:26:36 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-12 04:13:06 PM

mahuika: Dick Cheney takes a shot

DUCK!


Too bad he doesn't take a shot at himself.
 
2012-07-12 04:32:30 PM
Well, a shot to the face is called a 'money shot' after all.
 
2012-07-13 05:07:02 AM

keylock71: Are they going to go on a caged hunt and pretend to be rugged individualists?


The rumors going around some years back were that they'd hunt for a naked women, in a fenced in area, and rape her when they caught her.
 
2012-07-13 07:17:45 AM

Alphax: keylock71: Are they going to go on a caged hunt and pretend to be rugged individualists?

The rumors going around some years back were that they'd hunt for a naked women, in a fenced in area, and rape her when they caught her.


I don't think Dicky's heart could take such strenuous activity... and I doubt Romney has any genitalia.
 
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