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(Bitten and Bound)   Katie Holmes, hellbent to get real after a five year incarceration, took her daughter to the zoo. Suri was clearly shocked to discover that all animals are not stuffed. w/pics   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 41
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2012-07-12 10:54:04 AM
God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.
 
2012-07-12 10:59:10 AM
"Celebrity takes kid to zoo!"

/Notnews/Fark
 
2012-07-12 11:00:28 AM

usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.


PTSD.

Give her time, she'll get over it. Time and, you know, ACTUAL therapy.
 
2012-07-12 11:04:51 AM
Awww, they look happy.
 
2012-07-12 11:07:48 AM

usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.


That right there would get me to do the very same thing Katie did. My kid can't express joy, and when or if she does she's going to be interrogated with electrodes? SEE YA
 
2012-07-12 11:11:46 AM

usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.


Cruise may be insane, but their daughter doesn't know that. To her, he's just her dad, and it sounds like from the custody agreement she'll rarely see him again for the next decade.
 
2012-07-12 11:14:17 AM

Lost Thought 00: usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.

Cruise may be insane, but their daughter doesn't know that. To her, he's just her dad, and it sounds like from the custody agreement she'll rarely see him again for the next decade.


Yeah, that's a little depressing. We all know it's for the best, but "I'll never see daddy again" is what the girl is thinking.
 
2012-07-12 11:14:47 AM

usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.


Mommy and daddy just broke up. It didn't do much for my kids either.
 
2012-07-12 11:16:06 AM
to be fair, she looked happy enough at the ice cream store. Maybe she just doesn't like the zoo. the zoo smells funny.
 
2012-07-12 11:21:34 AM
I was there a few weeks ago. I remember laughing at that sheep with the giant balls.
 
2012-07-12 11:22:42 AM
She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?
 
2012-07-12 11:23:51 AM
Can't wait for the PETA outrage followup.
 
2012-07-12 11:26:58 AM

Mr.Tangent: Can't wait for the PTHETA outrage followup.

 
2012-07-12 11:28:34 AM
I can't wait for Suri's tell-all in about fifteen years. Should be interesting.
 
2012-07-12 11:32:05 AM

Odd Bird: usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.

Mommy and daddy just broke up. It didn't do much for my kids either.


I understand that part, but damn man...its the zoo!
 
2012-07-12 11:36:00 AM
The only bears she's ever seen were stuffed with her Dad's cock AMIRITE FELLAS?!?!
 
2012-07-12 11:36:34 AM

raptusregaliter: I can't wait for Suri's tell-all in about fifteen years. Should be interesting.


I think you meant "show all"?
 
2012-07-12 11:42:46 AM
How long until Katie comes back to Toledo and goes to the lights before Christmas at the zoo
 
2012-07-12 11:54:07 AM
I don't know why, but I am totally enthused by this vision of a small pack of Scientology fan boys following Katie around the city only to run into a much larger pack of Knights of Columbus.

Am I the only person who thinks that'd be awesome?
 
2012-07-12 11:57:06 AM
Katie's got some balls doing what she is doing. Divorcing Cruise so methodically and taking on Scientology. I like her.
 
Byn
2012-07-12 12:02:09 PM

usttsdw: Odd Bird: usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.

Mommy and daddy just broke up. It didn't do much for my kids either.

I understand that part, but damn man...its the zoo!


I don't know - being followed everywhere, all the time, by dozens of paparazzi screaming at you and your mommy (about your daddy, I'm sure), probably doesn't make a kid want to smile all that much, either. Poor kid.
 
2012-07-12 12:08:13 PM

Keigh: to be fair, she looked happy enough at the ice cream store. Maybe she just doesn't like the zoo. the zoo smells funny.


I think she's probably just upset because it looks like there's another little girl wearing almost exactly the same dress in one of the pictures. How embarrassing.
 
2012-07-12 12:09:14 PM

usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.


Yeah...she looks exactly like her mother in "Batman Begins".
 
2012-07-12 12:11:16 PM

Keigh: Maybe she just doesn't like the zoo. the zoo smells funny.


I'd be unhappy too if my mom brought me to the zoo and instead of tigers and bears they had sheep.
 
2012-07-12 12:20:03 PM

PYROY


I'd be unhappy too if my mom brought me to the zoo and instead of tigers and bears they had sheep.

yeah, because the zoo is only has big as that picture and everybody would love a tiger petting area.
 
2012-07-12 12:23:34 PM

Researcher: I don't know why, but I am totally enthused by this vision of a small pack of Scientology fan boys following Katie around the city only to run into a much larger pack of Knights of Columbus.

Am I the only person who thinks that'd be awesome?


Yes.

www.papermag.com
 
2012-07-12 12:29:48 PM
I don't recall ever seeing a picture of that child where she is smiling or looks in any way happy, which makes me want to smack Tom Cruise right across that ridiculous grin of his with a cricket bat. I've no doubt that his ego control-freak nature sucked all the joy out of that child's life.
 
2012-07-12 12:35:18 PM

busy chillin': yeah, because the zoo is only has big as that picture and everybody would love a tiger petting area.


Who wouldn't love a tiger petting area? Grab some binoculars, find a vantage point a safe distance away and watch the fun.
 
2012-07-12 12:47:36 PM

SuburbanCowboy: She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?


Katie is the reincarnation of Xenu, obviously.

/Still waiting for the Chris Klein or Josh Hartnet pics with the kid.
 
2012-07-12 12:49:33 PM

Lost Thought 00: usttsdw: God I feel bad for that kid. She just looks emotionless.

Cruise may be insane, but their daughter doesn't know that. To her, he's just her dad, and it sounds like from the custody agreement she'll rarely see him again for the next decade.


The kid will meet her real dad soon. As for her cult-daddy, I bet there's something in he agreement that says if he ever leaves the cult, he can visit more often. So, really, how often he sees her is up to him.
 
2012-07-12 01:04:15 PM
l1.yimg.com
 
2012-07-12 01:10:42 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: SuburbanCowboy: She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?

Katie is the reincarnation of Xenu, obviously.

/Still waiting for the Chris Klein or Josh Hartnet pics with the kid.


ll-media.tmz.com

See that konk on Cruise? If Suri doesn't grow up to have an appendage of a similar size, I'm calling Cruise Sperm Shenanigans.
 
2012-07-12 01:30:58 PM

SuburbanCowboy: She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?


Because space and time follow rules and logic. Women do not have the same constraints.
 
2012-07-12 01:51:41 PM

GungFu: GreatGlavinsGhost: SuburbanCowboy: She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?

Katie is the reincarnation of Xenu, obviously.

/Still waiting for the Chris Klein or Josh Hartnet pics with the kid.

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See that konk on Cruise? If Suri doesn't grow up to have an appendage of a similar size, I'm calling Cruise Sperm Shenanigans.


I'd like to see Katie's dad's nose before I'd say it was Miss Tommy's kid.
 
2012-07-12 03:58:52 PM
Emotionless?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-12 04:10:41 PM

Researcher: I don't know why, but I am totally enthused by this vision of a small pack of Scientology fan boys following Katie around the city only to run into a much larger pack of Knights of Columbus.

Am I the only person who thinks that'd be awesome?


4th degrees. The ones with swords.
 
2012-07-12 06:02:13 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Researcher: I don't know why, but I am totally enthused by this vision of a small pack of Scientology fan boys following Katie around the city only to run into a much larger pack of Knights of Columbus.

Am I the only person who thinks that'd be awesome?

Yes.

[www.papermag.com image 640x420]


That pic needs "COME AT ME BRO" shopped into it.
 
2012-07-12 06:13:26 PM

SuburbanCowboy: She'll feel much better if she gets rid of all those body thetans.

If Tom has control over space and time now, how come he couldn't convince Katie to stay?


You should leave a lot of clues around and tie up some loose ends you have been putting off. Asking questions like that will make you get disappeared
 
2012-07-12 09:45:06 PM
I dunno. Scientology has science in the name. Plus, aliens.

I'M BEING GLIB.
 
2012-07-12 10:24:48 PM
His award acceptance

Dudes! They are trying to 'sweep' the world. Tom was taking a bride as part of a bigger plan. Watch this vid and try to TELL me the subtext isn't world domination.

He genuinely believes this stuff, in a Knight Templar sort of way. He looks like he wants to cry when he shakes Dear Leader's hand. Waaay too intense, even Dear Leader breaks eye contact.
 
2012-07-12 10:26:19 PM
Kids are like that, though. They're like little people. They have off days. Maybe the heat, the sun, the crowd, or anything of the sort had her on edge. On top of being ripped away from her comfort zone for the last 6 years (She didn't know it was uncomfortable, so it was home to her).

For example, an non-verbal autistic 8 year old doesn't know they can simply ASK for a snowcone or the middle seat in the car. They just accept that's how things are and are perfectly happy without a snow cone, sitting in a window-seat, laughing deliriously the whole ride to the store. Then all the sudden they discover writing/typing and can get snow cones and middle-seats on a whim and their minds implode.

/personal experience with 8 year old non-verbal son.
 
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