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(CNN)   "The Obama campaign isn't selling breakfast cereal." Smashing political analysis there, CNN   ( divider line 2
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2012-07-12 11:27:15 AM  
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God Is My Co-Pirate: There is some fantastic derp in the comments:


I too, demand answers: Two former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

Well that's a new one.
2012-07-12 11:19:01 AM  
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That's not true. I distinctly remember a cereal during last elect- Oh , yeah, here it is...

/part of a balanced breakfast
//....of MARXISM
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