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2012-07-12 10:07:13 AM
The Obama campaign isn't selling breakfast cereal.

Holy crap! Someone call David Axelrod!
 
2012-07-12 10:12:56 AM
It isn't???

Well forget it, then! No way I'm voting for Obama, now. No cereal, no vote! :(
 
2012-07-12 11:16:38 AM
Sarah Palin should move to CNN because no place else in the world takes care of retards so well.
 
2012-07-12 11:18:21 AM
I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.
 
2012-07-12 11:19:01 AM
That's not true. I distinctly remember a cereal during last elect- Oh , yeah, here it is...
airbedandbreakfast.s3.amazonaws.com

/part of a balanced breakfast
//....of MARXISM
 
2012-07-12 11:20:35 AM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.


Ay, mami, estas enojado?
 
2012-07-12 11:21:43 AM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.


After careful observation, I've come up with a recipe for CNN stories.

1. Get a FoxNews "story"
2. Put it in the freezer for two days.
3. Take it out, report it on CNN.
4. Mischaracterize and/or bungle the delivery (optional)
 
2012-07-12 11:24:32 AM
ObamaCereal, you have to buy it whether you want it or not.
 
2012-07-12 11:26:31 AM
There is some fantastic derp in the comments:

MicroPci

I too, demand answers: Two former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

 
2012-07-12 11:26:34 AM

randomjsa: ObamaCereal, you have to buy it whether you want it or not.


Fine. Just don't expect me to pay for yours when you get hungry and you didn't bother to buy your own.

Freeloader.
 
2012-07-12 11:27:15 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: There is some fantastic derp in the comments:

MicroPci

I too, demand answers: Two former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.


Well that's a new one.
 
2012-07-12 11:27:50 AM

Epoch_Zero: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.

After careful observation, I've come up with a recipe for CNN stories.

1. Get a FoxNews "story"
2. Put it in the freezer for two days.
3. Take it out, report it on CNN.
4. Mischaracterize and/or bungle the delivery (optional)


5. Ask your readers to send in their funny cat pictures.
 
2012-07-12 11:37:12 AM

Diogenes: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.

Ay, mami, estas enojado?


Sí, papi, estoy muy enojado
 
2012-07-12 11:38:18 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: There is some fantastic derp in the comments:

MicroPci

I too, demand answers: Two former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.


He travels in time AND space? What a clever fellow!
 
2012-07-12 11:43:01 AM
My god, her name is Rose Arce. Hilarious.
 
2012-07-12 11:57:28 AM
...so the Obama campaign started selling breakfast cereal today?
 
2012-07-12 12:04:50 PM
I guess the reality is just too boring for them.

www.myqwip.com
(click to vote in new window -- every day)
 
2012-07-12 12:06:23 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: There is some fantastic derp in the comments:

MicroPci

I too, demand answers: Two former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS REALLY BELIEVE
 
2012-07-12 12:09:57 PM
CNN is easily the worst news channel in the Western world. It's astonishing. And yes, I'm including Fox News in that.
 
2012-07-12 12:10:39 PM

Shrugging Atlas: CNN is easily the worst news channel in the Western world. It's astonishing. And yes, I'm including Fox News in that.


Word. At least Fox News knows what it is and what it wants.
 
2012-07-12 12:25:20 PM

LasersHurt: My god, her name is Rose Arce. Hilarious.


Do NOT enter that into a GIS with filters off.

/Unless you like spanking pron from the UK, in which case go to town.

Has anyone mention yet that CNN's blog sucks?
 
2012-07-12 12:29:07 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Shrugging Atlas: CNN is easily the worst news channel in the Western world. It's astonishing. And yes, I'm including Fox News in that.

Word. At least Fox News knows what it is and what it wants.


It wants to pander to derpin' mouth breather morons? Who knew?
 
2012-07-12 12:40:36 PM
Save the commercial analogies for something trivial and unimportant.

"From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August." - Andrew H. Card Jr., White House chief of staff, on why the Bush administration waited until September to press for public support of its Iraq policy. September 07, 2002
 
2012-07-12 12:47:01 PM

LasersHurt: My god, her name is Rose Arce. Hilarious.


She hails from Castle Anthrax.
 
2012-07-12 01:51:43 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.


"In the battle for the soccer mamis, let's just say Tuesday was a gooooooooooal for the Obama campaign. But perhaps not so great for the mamis."

What CNN's political editor might look like:
Wait... actually I can't even IMAGINE what kind of idiot would read that far and not stab the author through the neck with his red pen.
 
2012-07-12 02:11:17 PM
Not selling breakfast cereal? Just lost his vote:

www.auditionsfordisney.com
 
2012-07-12 02:12:16 PM

Epoch_Zero: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried so hard to read that article. I really did. But halfway through I just lost it. I get this red rage and just start thinking "I must destroy CNN. I must burn them to the ground."

Their reporting is just so banal and stupid.

After careful observation, I've come up with a recipe for CNN stories.

1. Get a FoxNews "story"
2. Put it in the freezer for two days.
3. Take it out, report it on CNN.
4. Mischaracterize and/or bungle the delivery (optional)

5. Ask viewers to Tweet what THEY think about the story. Seriously, what story should we cover next? Just let us know on Facebook, or send us an iReport through Youtube, or email, or send us a Tweet for the LOVE OF GOD what do you want?!? Why won't you watch... please, we'll do anything... both sides.... come back...
 
2012-07-12 02:56:45 PM

elffster: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Shrugging Atlas: CNN is easily the worst news channel in the Western world. It's astonishing. And yes, I'm including Fox News in that.

Word. At least Fox News knows what it is and what it wants.

It wants to pander to derpin' mouth breather morons? Who knew?


Well, that's not the way they'd describe it. But Fox wants to frame national events in such a way that they advance the Republican agenda. And they do that. It's all they do. They're REALLY good at it, too. If their goal was to actually inform, they'd be f*cking terrible at it. CNN doesn't even know what it wants to do. It just wants to sell ad space, but it has apparently forgotten that what it is selling is information, and if I can get more useful information for free from other resources, I'm going to do that. I'm not going to go to CNN when what they're selling is pure, uncut pablum.
 
2012-07-12 03:07:09 PM

elffster: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Shrugging Atlas: CNN is easily the worst news channel in the Western world. It's astonishing. And yes, I'm including Fox News in that.

Word. At least Fox News knows what it is and what it wants.

It wants to pander to derpin' mouth breather morons? Who knew?


They do want to, and everyone knows that. Why? Because it's great for the bottom line and they make no effort to conceal that fact. You can't find someone that doesn't either watch it religiously or know numerous family members that do.

MSNBC (soon to loose the MS it seems) counters with a more liberal lean (nowhere near as extreme as Fox's bias obviously) and some genuinely good reporting/shows.

CNN? It's basically turned into a combo of TMZ (in terms of what they cover) and Facebook (in terms of the commentary). On top of that, almost every individual that has a show on there is uninteresting and horrible at their job which typically consists of reading a teleprompter or interviewing people more stupid than they are.

Zakaria is the lone exception on CNN, and they have his show buried in the middle of the day on Sunday which is a damn shame because it's one of the best things going on any network. I cannot for the life of me understand what drove him to agree to a show on that network.
 
2012-07-12 06:38:06 PM
In the battle for the soccer mamis, let's just say Tuesday was a gooooooooooal for the Obama campaign. But perhaps not so great for the mamis.

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"Get the f*ck out of this office."
 
2012-07-13 01:42:05 AM
I would totally buy some Honey Raisin Biden Bites and I don't even like cereal.
 
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