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(Dumbass Daily)   Old and busted: teachers hooking up with underage boys at school. New hotness? Teachers hooking up with underage boys at funerals. (w. "you might in a dark cemetery" mug shot)   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 28
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2012-07-12 08:50:34 AM
www.christopherfowler.co.uk

What a teacher hooking up with a boy at a funeral may look like.
 
2012-07-12 08:50:36 AM
Um, No.
 
2012-07-12 08:50:43 AM
Oh dear god no.
Oblig
i2.listal.com
 
2012-07-12 08:52:09 AM
different people grieve in different ways.

/fapfapfap
 
2012-07-12 08:53:16 AM
I might what, subby? Drive a stake through its chest?
 
2012-07-12 08:54:56 AM
How is this illegal? She was not at school. He is 18. They met at a public function completely outside of the school.
 
2012-07-12 08:55:00 AM

xanadian: [www.christopherfowler.co.uk image 460x300]

What a teacher hooking up with a boy at a funeral may look like.


That's a classic.

thecpt: Oh dear god no.
Oblig
[i2.listal.com image 400x300]


No idea what this is.
 
2012-07-12 09:08:15 AM
NOPE.

/closes link
 
2012-07-12 09:10:01 AM
Court records indicate the victim's 16-year-old cousin was "asleep in the back seat of the truck," on the second occasion.

If by "sleeping" they mean fapping away like a demon.
 
2012-07-12 09:11:09 AM
So legal adults farking is illegal?
 
2012-07-12 09:13:05 AM
Not even if I were blinded, subby. Shame on you...
 
2012-07-12 09:22:20 AM
Done in one, perfection.

/PssshHhhhhhhtt
 
2012-07-12 09:23:04 AM

a stainless steel rat: How is this illegal? She was not at school. He is 18. They met at a public function completely outside of the school.


They met at school, later hooked up at the wake. We must be heading towards the old days of way back old (pre 20th century), when teachers had to be single and therefore not allowed sex. Which in some of these cases, I am okay with.

When both parties are of age, it should be a job issue as oppose to criminal.

/from a legal stand point
//personally not okay with any of it
 
2012-07-12 09:27:34 AM
. . . he had sex with Anson on two different occasions in April of 2010.

*Looks at picture*

Welllll, perhaps she's put on some weight since 2010 . . . doesn't explain the ugly tho-
 
2012-07-12 09:28:56 AM
Do not want

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-12 09:29:22 AM
Burying the stiff
 
2012-07-12 09:32:33 AM
www.bartlesvilleradio.com

Fine, she's not the most gorgeous women on a planet, but she's no "dark cemetery" ugly. She's really quite plain, she's more of a "meh what the hell, I haven't got laid in weeks"
 
2012-07-12 09:46:17 AM
She's putting the fun back in funerals....
 
2012-07-12 09:52:22 AM
So it is now illegal to fark an 18 year old if you work for a school. Well, this is Oklahoma, the scab on Texas' penis.
 
2012-07-12 09:57:55 AM

rocketpants: xanadian: [www.christopherfowler.co.uk image 460x300]

What a teacher hooking up with a boy at a funeral may look like.

That's a classic.

thecpt: Oh dear god no.
Oblig
[i2.listal.com image 400x300]

No idea what this is.


Wedding Crashers!

/came here for this, etc, etc.
 
2012-07-12 10:14:53 AM
I "did it" in a cemetery once, in 1978. We were teenagers, and I was taking my girlfriend home. I drove a '71 Lincoln Continental with a 460 four-barrel engine that got only 8 mpg. Therefore, I was ALWAYS "running on empty". Since it was after 10:00 pm, the only gas station in her "town" (population 400) was closed, so we went to the nearby cemetery to smoke pot. There were five cemeteries in or near our hometowns, which were 7 miles apart. They were always good places to go smoke. There was almost never anybody around, cops never patrolled them, and it just looked like we were visiting a grave (at least, during the daytime). After we got high, one thing led to another. It was slightly spooky at first, but we soon got over it. After I took her home, I drove to my home town (population 4,000 - a metropolis compared to hers). I ran out of gas, but was able to coast the 1 1/2 blocks to my house. What a great "teenhood" memory. Throughout the years, while hanging out with the guys, the question: "Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?" has come up three times. I've won every time so far.



/She was my first
// She's buried in the same cemetery
/// RIP Fonda
 
2012-07-12 11:55:40 AM
You have been eaten by a grue.
 
2012-07-12 11:56:06 AM
Different Folks Different Strokes is starting to sound pretty damn creepy right about now ....
 
2012-07-12 01:09:32 PM

buckler: You have been eaten by a grue.


haha
 
2012-07-12 01:27:36 PM

The water was cold: I "did it" in a cemetery once, in 1978. We were teenagers, and I was taking my girlfriend home. I drove a '71 Lincoln Continental with a 460 four-barrel engine that got only 8 mpg. Therefore, I was ALWAYS "running on empty". Since it was after 10:00 pm, the only gas station in her "town" (population 400) was closed, so we went to the nearby cemetery to smoke pot. There were five cemeteries in or near our hometowns, which were 7 miles apart. They were always good places to go smoke. There was almost never anybody around, cops never patrolled them, and it just looked like we were visiting a grave (at least, during the daytime). After we got high, one thing led to another. It was slightly spooky at first, but we soon got over it. After I took her home, I drove to my home town (population 4,000 - a metropolis compared to hers). I ran out of gas, but was able to coast the 1 1/2 blocks to my house. What a great "teenhood" memory. Throughout the years, while hanging out with the guys, the question: "Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?" has come up three times. I've won every time so far.



/She was my first
// She's buried in the same cemetery
/// RIP Fonda


Well good for you for reburying her after you were done with her. Most people dont have that courtesy
 
2012-07-12 02:29:19 PM
After 10 long years they let him out of the home, excitable boy they all said. Then he dug up her grave and made a cage with her bones.
 
2012-07-12 03:39:41 PM
They'll regret that in the mourning.
 
2012-07-13 11:08:32 PM

Evil Mackerel: They'll regret that in the mourning.


/groan
 
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