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2012-07-12 09:54:47 AM
She seems a little too famous to be flitting around as the liquor equivalent of a booth babe.
 
2012-07-12 09:54:47 AM
Not plunging enough.
 
2012-07-12 09:56:58 AM
didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-12 09:57:59 AM
Hmmmm...let's guess those three things. "Blue" "dress" "experience", subby?

www.mikecornelison.com
 
2012-07-12 09:58:55 AM
I would describe her boobs as gi-normous
 
2012-07-12 09:59:01 AM
jamiedubs.com
 
2012-07-12 09:59:04 AM
Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?
 
2012-07-12 10:01:43 AM
All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass with one cube of ice" nothing should have been done.
 
2012-07-12 10:01:51 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Yes, she's 37 now but would probably look significantly older.
 
2012-07-12 10:02:06 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


1) Ivory skin is awesome.
2) Actually, yes.
3) We can't all look like Snooki.
 
2012-07-12 10:03:03 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Given she has like, negative melanin, I have a feeling she would burn if you shined a particularly strong flashlight at her.

So yes, it would probably hurt her a lot.
 
2012-07-12 10:03:38 AM

Homegrown: All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass " nothing should have been done.


FIFY
 
2012-07-12 10:04:00 AM
She's a complete butterface, but I'm Ok with that. Teh boobies make me OK with that.

/Not Studman69
 
2012-07-12 10:04:32 AM
I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.
 
2012-07-12 10:04:35 AM

Homegrown: All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass with one cube of ice" nothing should have been done.


Honestly, to me, the one cube of ice is fine if you're drinking something like Glenlivit 12. For Johnny Blue? Drink that shiat neat. Damn, it's awesome.
 
2012-07-12 10:05:24 AM
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2012-07-12 10:05:52 AM

lilplatinum: I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.


They can't all look like 12 year old boys.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:32 AM
studman69 me all you want, and yes I do need to be in the gym in 26 minutes, but I still don't think that dress suits her all that well. Sure, it shows off her waist well enough, but there's too much...lifting for my taste. I'm not a fan of dress, bra, or top cuts that push the boobs up to the point the woman looks like she has a pair of low-hanging goiters instead of breasts.

Yes, I know that's going to be an endemic problem with any dress that restrains the bust when you're already quite well-endowed (the girls have to go somewhere), but on the other hand if you're quite well-endowed wear something that supports, not restrains. Just my thoughts.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:39 AM
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2012-07-12 10:06:57 AM
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2012-07-12 10:07:27 AM

meanmutton: lilplatinum: I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.

They can't all look like 12 year old boys.


Yup, thats the dichotomy in life - corpulent or androgynous... nothing in between. nope.. not at all.
 
2012-07-12 10:16:13 AM
Seperated at birth?

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.ringsidenews.com
 
2012-07-12 10:18:01 AM
i307.photobucket.com

She'll always be our Mrs. Reynolds.
 
2012-07-12 10:20:20 AM
Once you get her out of that dress, my bet is that her giant frisbee-nipples point straight down to the floor.
 
2012-07-12 10:21:55 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-12 10:22:46 AM
Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.
 
2012-07-12 10:22:55 AM

buttsmckracken: I would describe her boobs as gi-normous


I would describe them as gelatinous floppy blobs.
 
2012-07-12 10:24:41 AM
I have to admit, I am a Hendricks fan going back to the days of YoSafBridge.

But, I hate the look of the lifted breasts such that they look like two softballs. It ruins the natural curves and looks wrong. In fact, it makes them look fake.

All the pics above, except the one from the article, look great.
 
2012-07-12 10:28:14 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


I like me some pale chicks. Smooth white skin makes the fun stuff stand out more.

/I was talking about her eyes, you pervs
 
2012-07-12 10:29:13 AM

that bosnian sniper: studman69 me all you want, and yes I do need to be in the gym in 26 minutes, but I still don't think that dress suits her all that well. Sure, it shows off her waist well enough, but there's too much...lifting for my taste. I'm not a fan of dress, bra, or top cuts that push the boobs up to the point the woman looks like she has a pair of low-hanging goiters instead of breasts.

Yes, I know that's going to be an endemic problem with any dress that restrains the bust when you're already quite well-endowed (the girls have to go somewhere), but on the other hand if you're quite well-endowed wear something that supports, not restrains. Just my thoughts.


Heh heh....low-hanging goiters.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:23 AM
Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:49 AM
i45.tinypic.com
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5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.
 
2012-07-12 10:31:16 AM

Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.


If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.
 
2012-07-12 10:32:37 AM

Andrew Wiggin: didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x799]


this picture is not attractive at all. Her face looks to much like Octomom
 
2012-07-12 10:32:59 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


Actually, to me, that is evidence that there is a spiteful, hateful, angry god.
 
2012-07-12 10:33:26 AM

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I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.
 
2012-07-12 10:33:35 AM
Leaving Peak Hendricks... now approaching Peak Upton...
 
2012-07-12 10:36:35 AM
I would see what you did there, Subby, but my attention is otherwise occupied.
 
2012-07-12 10:37:51 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


oh it's true.
 
2012-07-12 10:39:19 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


I submit it as evidence your average farker CAN, in fact, tap an ass that hot.
 
2012-07-12 10:42:37 AM

Farking Canuck: But, I hate the look of the lifted breasts such that they look like two softballs. It ruins the natural curves and looks wrong. In fact, it makes them look fake.

All the pics above, except the one from the article, look great.


That. If they've got a curve on top, then her bra is too high.

kvinesknows: I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.


i0.kym-cdn.com
ANGLES OF REFLECTION DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2012-07-12 10:58:48 AM
The special hell...we're all going to it.
 
2012-07-12 11:03:51 AM

Dr. Whoof: The special hell...we're all going to it.


Aaaand, someone decided to beat be to it..

The Special hell..
 
2012-07-12 11:06:54 AM

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I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.


That's the comforter on the bed smarty.
 
2012-07-12 11:13:19 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Some women look better pale. A woman at my work has really pale skin, and she looks fantastic. One weekend, she decided to get a tan and looked....unnatural. It just doesn't work for everyone.
 
2012-07-12 11:15:26 AM

Andrew Wiggin: didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x799]


stop bragging about being able to go multiple times.
 
2012-07-12 11:18:11 AM
She's gorgeous, but I don't know why she keeps on sticking her tits up into her chest. It's not attractive. If she gets a correct bra, the should go "out and up" not squished underneath your chin.
 
2012-07-12 11:18:54 AM
I'd hit that like the fist of an angry Gawd, even if it meant Special Hell.
 
2012-07-12 11:21:14 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-12 11:30:17 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.


Wat
 
2012-07-12 11:31:26 AM

Homegrown: All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?



Probably the same kind of person who thinks it's cool to spray Dom Perignon or Cristal everywhere during a celebration.

If you're going to spray something, go with André sparking wine.....or as Gonzalo "Papi" LeBatard calls it, "Hilaleah Champagne".
 
2012-07-12 11:32:51 AM
cdn.overclock.net

DIBS

/on her and the bottle
//tried blue label for the first time about a month ago
///sooooo smooth
 
2012-07-12 11:35:43 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Pancake ass.


Pancake, you say?

www.soliloblog.com

"Get the butter."

/giggity
 
2012-07-12 11:37:45 AM
Hummina hummina..
 
2012-07-12 11:41:25 AM
Love this photo

themajors.net
 
2012-07-12 11:43:35 AM

Whack-a-Mole: Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.

Wat


So when I ask for a *side* view, your response is a *rear* view. I see. Her ass is flat, her hips and waist are fine.
 
2012-07-12 11:44:20 AM

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This is all I stopped by for. Gracias.
 
2012-07-12 11:46:03 AM

lilplatinum: meanmutton: lilplatinum: I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.

They can't all look like 12 year old boys.

Yup, thats the dichotomy in life - corpulent or androgynous... nothing in between. nope.. not at all.


Well, on Fark if you're not a stick, you're a whale. Hell, I've seen both labels slapped on the same woman in the same thread.
 
2012-07-12 11:48:55 AM

meanmutton: SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.

Actually, to me, that is evidence that there is a spiteful, hateful, angry god.


No, it's proof that some women actualy do like men that make them laugh.
 
2012-07-12 11:49:31 AM
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2012-07-12 11:52:25 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-12 11:55:01 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Whack-a-Mole: Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.

Wat

So when I ask for a *side* view, your response is a *rear* view. I see. Her ass is flat, her hips and waist are fine.


After extensive googling, this is the best I could find:

www.jppurveyors.com

I wouldn't call it "pancake" but she certainly seems to have redirected curve to her breasts and hips that in other women might be on the butt.
 
2012-07-12 11:55:02 AM
I bet even he is not unaffected..

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-12 11:57:57 AM
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2012-07-12 12:00:44 PM
Those tits are just plain ridiculous. Yes Christina, we know they're enormous. Pushing them up above your clavicle is unnecessary.
 
182
2012-07-12 12:00:48 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Seperated at birth?

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you should be shot.
 
2012-07-12 12:04:56 PM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


She's a ginger, so, yes. It would hurt very much.
 
2012-07-12 12:10:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Whack-a-Mole: Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.

Wat

So when I ask for a *side* view, your response is a *rear* view. I see. Her ass is flat, her hips and waist are fine.


Fair enough and I get it but I was replying specifically to this bit:)
 
2012-07-12 12:11:13 PM

meanmutton: Quantum Apostrophe: Whack-a-Mole: Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.

Wat

So when I ask for a *side* view, your response is a *rear* view. I see. Her ass is flat, her hips and waist are fine.

After extensive googling, this is the best I could find:

[www.jppurveyors.com image 308x396]

I wouldn't call it "pancake" but she certainly seems to have redirected curve to her breasts and hips that in other women might be on the butt.


Yeah I don't know. I grew up on Jenna Von Oy and stopped growing up on Natalie Raitano and Ahmo Hight, you know?
 
2012-07-12 12:13:32 PM
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www.dailymakeover.com

*like-the-fist-of-an-angry-god.jpg
 
2012-07-12 12:16:16 PM
has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)
 
2012-07-12 12:18:27 PM

Andrew Wiggin: has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-12 12:19:20 PM

Andrew Wiggin: has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)


nice nipples

almost too nice... looks shopped.
 
2012-07-12 12:34:56 PM
Sorry...

But this chick is fat. Not ugly-fat...not whale-fat...
But fat nonetheless.

Please keep your Studman and 12 year old boy comments to yourself...
You know she is. Why do you think most all her pics show her in a corsett?
Corsetts keep a woman's gut compressed and flat-looking...LOOKING!
It does not mean her gut is actually flat, it's exactly the opposite.

Bottom line, would I throw her out of bed? Of course not.
But would I feel like I've farked something amazing? Absolutely not.
I've farked plenty of pudgy chicks just like this, gorgeous faces, they all had...
But they were all fat too...I can admit that...

Why can no one admit Christine Hendricks is fat?
 
2012-07-12 12:55:08 PM

Rawhead Rex: Sorry...

But this chick is fat. Not ugly-fat...not whale-fat...
But fat nonetheless.

Please keep your Studman and 12 year old boy comments to yourself...
You know she is. Why do you think most all her pics show her in a corsett?
Corsetts keep a woman's gut compressed and flat-looking...LOOKING!
It does not mean her gut is actually flat, it's exactly the opposite.

Bottom line, would I throw her out of bed? Of course not.
But would I feel like I've farked something amazing? Absolutely not.
I've farked plenty of pudgy chicks just like this, gorgeous faces, they all had...
But they were all fat too...I can admit that...

Why can no one admit Christine Hendricks is fat?


trolling on fark has been sub par today.

2/10
 
2012-07-12 01:26:34 PM

meanmutton: Actually, to me, that is evidence that there is a spiteful, hateful, angry god.


Well played.
 
2012-07-12 01:31:18 PM

inner ted: Rawhead Rex: Sorry...

But this chick is fat. Not ugly-fat...not whale-fat...
But fat nonetheless.

Please keep your Studman and 12 year old boy comments to yourself...
You know she is. Why do you think most all her pics show her in a corsett?
Corsetts keep a woman's gut compressed and flat-looking...LOOKING!
It does not mean her gut is actually flat, it's exactly the opposite.

Bottom line, would I throw her out of bed? Of course not.
But would I feel like I've farked something amazing? Absolutely not.
I've farked plenty of pudgy chicks just like this, gorgeous faces, they all had...
But they were all fat too...I can admit that...

Why can no one admit Christine Hendricks is fat?

trolling on fark has been sub par today.

2/10


It's not a troll, it's the Internet equivalent of a hypnotist counting backwards from 10 and snapping his fingers to bring you back to reality. She's a chubby woman. A sexy, delicious, lip-bitingly foxy chubby woman. Want, want, want.
 
2012-07-12 01:43:02 PM

Rawhead Rex: Sorry...

But this chick is fat. Not ugly-fat...not whale-fat...
But fat nonetheless.

Please keep your Studman and 12 year old boy comments to yourself...
You know she is. Why do you think most all her pics show her in a corsett?
Corsetts keep a woman's gut compressed and flat-looking...LOOKING!
It does not mean her gut is actually flat, it's exactly the opposite.

Bottom line, would I throw her out of bed? Of course not.
But would I feel like I've farked something amazing? Absolutely not.
I've farked plenty of pudgy chicks just like this, gorgeous faces, they all had...
But they were all fat too...I can admit that...

Why can no one admit Christine Hendricks is fat?




I think you're bending your perception a bit here.
I'd say "pretty", but I wouldn't call your mother's face "gorgeous".

You nailed the "pudgy" though.

/no studman!
//no 12 year old boy!
 
2012-07-12 01:45:18 PM

inner ted: trolling on fark has been sub par today.

2/10



They're all in the Penn State thread protesting JoePa's innocence.
 
2012-07-12 02:14:59 PM
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Big bottom drive me out of my mind, How could I leave this behind?
 
2012-07-12 02:25:04 PM

Alphax: Dr. Whoof: The special hell...we're all going to it.

Aaaand, someone decided to beat be to it..

The Special hell..


I beat myself to it....
 
2012-07-12 02:43:55 PM

182: Jim from Saint Paul: Seperated at birth?

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you should be shot.

or stabbed, you know, to know what it feels like.
 
2012-07-12 02:48:04 PM
If you guys have honestly never farked a female better looking than Hendricks, jeez...
I feel very sorry for you.

That is all.
 
2012-07-12 02:59:57 PM

Rawhead Rex: If you guys have honestly never farked a female better looking than Hendricks, jeez...
I feel very sorry for you.

That is all.


Now THAT is how you studman! farking fantastic!

/A+, would applaude again
 
2012-07-12 03:27:21 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?

She's a ginger, so, yes. It would hurt very much.


Actually, her natural hair color is blond, but she's been dying it since she was 10.
 
2012-07-12 03:41:50 PM

Rawhead Rex: If you guys have honestly never farked a female better looking than Hendricks, jeez...
I feel very sorry for you.

That is all.


i have, several times in fact. hendricks isn't that pretty.

she is smoking hot tho. it's a package deal type thing. the b+ body and A+ tits make up for the c- ass and c+ face.
 
2012-07-12 03:53:14 PM

frepnog: she is smoking hot tho. it's a package deal type thing. the b+ body and A+ tits make up for the c- ass and c+ face.


In a nutshell, a b+A+c-c+.

/why so wordy?
 
2012-07-12 03:53:37 PM

Andrew Wiggin: has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)


Judge for yourself after looking at this.
 
2012-07-12 04:06:44 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Andrew Wiggin: has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)

Judge for yourself after looking at this.


NSFW pop up with sound. Just as a kind warning
 
2012-07-12 04:07:30 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-12 04:13:19 PM

frepnog: Rawhead Rex: If you guys have honestly never farked a female better looking than Hendricks, jeez...
I feel very sorry for you.

That is all.

i have, several times in fact. hendricks isn't that pretty.

she is smoking hot tho. it's a package deal type thing. the b+ body and A+ tits make up for the c- ass and c+ face.


I'm sorry, but considering all of the women going in for plastic surgery to give them made up faces and asses. I hereby upgrade Ms. Hendricks to "B" face and "B+" ass.

So let it be written, so let it be done
 
2012-07-12 04:16:30 PM

TheHappTroll: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Andrew Wiggin: has it been confirmed whether or not this is her? (nsfw)

Judge for yourself after looking at this.

NSFW pop up with sound. Just as a kind warning


You're right, my bad for not posting NSFW with it, but considering that we're talking about Ms Hendricks' titties, it should kinda be implied.
 
2012-07-12 04:18:15 PM
Hmm.... Note to self.... Add Hendricks photos to my website to draw traffic.
 
2012-07-12 05:00:39 PM

SpectroBoy: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x800]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x160]
5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.


Man, I love girls with hips like those..nice!
 
2012-07-12 05:07:35 PM

Greenbeanx: SpectroBoy: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x800]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x160]
5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.

Man, I love girls with hips like those..nice!


too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips
 
2012-07-12 05:18:27 PM
The beauty explained: 'A lot of people don't consider women whiskey drinkers and I'm representing a new group of women who are enjoying it very much.'

I know a couple of women who are scotch drinkers who are enjoying it very much, primarily because they do not drink Johnnie Walker. Not to say Johnnie Walker is awful but unnecessarily expensive for something not distinctive. Cannot say much to similarly aged products against Blue, but having compared with basically every other type, spend a little time to find something better before considering yourself a whiskey/scotch/bourbon drinker.

Of course, I wouldn't tell this to Mrs. Hendricks to her chest, but eh.
 
2012-07-12 05:43:41 PM
I understand calling Ms. Hendricks chubby or plump (because she is, though she carries it well), but I really don't understand the butterface comments. She is quite lovely, with large, symmetrical features and near-perfect skin.
 
2012-07-12 06:16:54 PM
TITTIES

/that is all
 
2012-07-12 06:34:04 PM
I don't know what a Christina Hendricks is but I like them boobies and flaming red hair.
 
2012-07-12 06:39:36 PM

kvinesknows: Greenbeanx: SpectroBoy: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x800]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x160]
5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.

Man, I love girls with hips like those..nice!

too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips


Well, that's not at all creepy.
 
2012-07-12 06:43:17 PM

frepnog: Rawhead Rex: If you guys have honestly never farked a female better looking than Hendricks, jeez...
I feel very sorry for you.

That is all.

i have, several times in fact. hendricks isn't that pretty.

she is smoking hot tho. it's a package deal type thing. the b+ body and A+ tits make up for the c- ass and c+ face.


If that's only a c+ face I'm curious what you would grade your own.
 
2012-07-12 06:59:36 PM

kvinesknows: too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips


jeanwearinfool: Well, that's not at all creepy.


No kidding. If he went to the trouble to visit, just simply fapping to her is kinda disturbing.
 
2012-07-12 07:41:05 PM

MorePeasPlease: kvinesknows: too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips

jeanwearinfool: Well, that's not at all creepy.

No kidding. If he went to the trouble to visit, just simply fapping to her is kinda disturbing.


I was thinking more along the lines of "hey stranger on the internet, I wish you lived closer so you could sit in my bedroom and openly masturbate to my wife" sorta way, but I see where you're going with it.
 
2012-07-12 07:56:55 PM

MorePeasPlease: kvinesknows: too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips

jeanwearinfool: Well, that's not at all creepy.

No kidding. If he went to the trouble to visit, just simply fapping to her is kinda disturbing.


For real. Just the tip, atleast.
 
2012-07-12 08:18:50 PM

kvinesknows: Greenbeanx: SpectroBoy: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x800]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x160]
5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.

Man, I love girls with hips like those..nice!

too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips


Dibs?

/or is that creepy of me?
 
2012-07-12 09:21:07 PM
I know Fark adores this chick, but she has an ass on her chest. There's no other way to describe it. She realized that her entire career is based on having huge breasts like Dolly Parton, and just keeps gaining weight to make them bigger. Not OK.
 
2012-07-12 10:24:40 PM

jeanwearinfool: kvinesknows: Greenbeanx: SpectroBoy: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x800]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x160]
5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.

Man, I love girls with hips like those..nice!

too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips

Well, that's not at all creepy.


agreed
 
2012-07-12 10:26:53 PM

mooseyfate: MorePeasPlease: kvinesknows: too bad you dont live here where I do, I might let you fap in person to my wife.


mmmm hips

jeanwearinfool: Well, that's not at all creepy.

No kidding. If he went to the trouble to visit, just simply fapping to her is kinda disturbing.

For real. Just the tip, atleast.


meh..do whatecer you want..she just went to the gym .go pick her up and she is yours
 
2012-07-13 09:37:03 PM
this picture is heartbreaking

i46.tinypic.com

so beautiful and personal.

but then i feel bad knowing it was stolen and us seeing it makes her sad/angry/embarrassed.

/aroused
//aroused but conflicted
 
2012-07-14 12:19:17 PM

HotWingAgenda: I know Fark adores this chick, but she has an ass on her chest. There's no other way to describe it. She realized that her entire career is based on having huge breasts like Dolly Parton, and just keeps gaining weight to make them bigger. Not OK.


Anal sex with her chest, you say?!

.....BRB
 
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