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(Daily Mail)   Christina Hendricks wears plunging black dress to attend Johnnie Walker Blue Label Ultimate Game Changer Experience. My three favorite things all in one article   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 110
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2012-07-12 09:54:47 AM
She seems a little too famous to be flitting around as the liquor equivalent of a booth babe.
 
2012-07-12 09:54:47 AM
Not plunging enough.
 
2012-07-12 09:56:58 AM
didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

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2012-07-12 09:57:59 AM
Hmmmm...let's guess those three things. "Blue" "dress" "experience", subby?

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2012-07-12 09:58:55 AM
I would describe her boobs as gi-normous
 
2012-07-12 09:59:01 AM
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2012-07-12 09:59:04 AM
Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?
 
2012-07-12 10:01:43 AM
All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass with one cube of ice" nothing should have been done.
 
2012-07-12 10:01:51 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Yes, she's 37 now but would probably look significantly older.
 
2012-07-12 10:02:06 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


1) Ivory skin is awesome.
2) Actually, yes.
3) We can't all look like Snooki.
 
2012-07-12 10:03:03 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Given she has like, negative melanin, I have a feeling she would burn if you shined a particularly strong flashlight at her.

So yes, it would probably hurt her a lot.
 
2012-07-12 10:03:38 AM

Homegrown: All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass " nothing should have been done.


FIFY
 
2012-07-12 10:04:00 AM
She's a complete butterface, but I'm Ok with that. Teh boobies make me OK with that.

/Not Studman69
 
2012-07-12 10:04:32 AM
I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.
 
2012-07-12 10:04:35 AM

Homegrown: All jokes aside, who the hell makes a drink with Johnny Walker blue label?

Unless that drink was "pour in glass with one cube of ice" nothing should have been done.


Honestly, to me, the one cube of ice is fine if you're drinking something like Glenlivit 12. For Johnny Blue? Drink that shiat neat. Damn, it's awesome.
 
2012-07-12 10:05:24 AM
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2012-07-12 10:05:52 AM

lilplatinum: I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.


They can't all look like 12 year old boys.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:32 AM
studman69 me all you want, and yes I do need to be in the gym in 26 minutes, but I still don't think that dress suits her all that well. Sure, it shows off her waist well enough, but there's too much...lifting for my taste. I'm not a fan of dress, bra, or top cuts that push the boobs up to the point the woman looks like she has a pair of low-hanging goiters instead of breasts.

Yes, I know that's going to be an endemic problem with any dress that restrains the bust when you're already quite well-endowed (the girls have to go somewhere), but on the other hand if you're quite well-endowed wear something that supports, not restrains. Just my thoughts.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:39 AM
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2012-07-12 10:06:57 AM
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2012-07-12 10:07:27 AM

meanmutton: lilplatinum: I bet those knees are pretty sharp underneath that layer of blubber.

They can't all look like 12 year old boys.


Yup, thats the dichotomy in life - corpulent or androgynous... nothing in between. nope.. not at all.
 
2012-07-12 10:16:13 AM
Seperated at birth?

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2012-07-12 10:18:01 AM
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She'll always be our Mrs. Reynolds.
 
2012-07-12 10:20:20 AM
Once you get her out of that dress, my bet is that her giant frisbee-nipples point straight down to the floor.
 
2012-07-12 10:21:55 AM
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2012-07-12 10:22:46 AM
Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.
 
2012-07-12 10:22:55 AM

buttsmckracken: I would describe her boobs as gi-normous


I would describe them as gelatinous floppy blobs.
 
2012-07-12 10:24:41 AM
I have to admit, I am a Hendricks fan going back to the days of YoSafBridge.

But, I hate the look of the lifted breasts such that they look like two softballs. It ruins the natural curves and looks wrong. In fact, it makes them look fake.

All the pics above, except the one from the article, look great.
 
2012-07-12 10:28:14 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


I like me some pale chicks. Smooth white skin makes the fun stuff stand out more.

/I was talking about her eyes, you pervs
 
2012-07-12 10:29:13 AM

that bosnian sniper: studman69 me all you want, and yes I do need to be in the gym in 26 minutes, but I still don't think that dress suits her all that well. Sure, it shows off her waist well enough, but there's too much...lifting for my taste. I'm not a fan of dress, bra, or top cuts that push the boobs up to the point the woman looks like she has a pair of low-hanging goiters instead of breasts.

Yes, I know that's going to be an endemic problem with any dress that restrains the bust when you're already quite well-endowed (the girls have to go somewhere), but on the other hand if you're quite well-endowed wear something that supports, not restrains. Just my thoughts.


Heh heh....low-hanging goiters.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:23 AM
Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:49 AM
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5 out of 5 stars. Excellent.
Would fap again.
 
2012-07-12 10:31:16 AM

Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.


If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.
 
2012-07-12 10:32:37 AM

Andrew Wiggin: didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

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this picture is not attractive at all. Her face looks to much like Octomom
 
2012-07-12 10:32:59 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


Actually, to me, that is evidence that there is a spiteful, hateful, angry god.
 
2012-07-12 10:33:26 AM

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I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.
 
2012-07-12 10:33:35 AM
Leaving Peak Hendricks... now approaching Peak Upton...
 
2012-07-12 10:36:35 AM
I would see what you did there, Subby, but my attention is otherwise occupied.
 
2012-07-12 10:37:51 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


oh it's true.
 
2012-07-12 10:39:19 AM

SpectroBoy: Dick Gozinya: Just remember guys, she married the "snozberries taste like snozberries" kid from Super Troopers.

If that is true, I submit it as evidence that there is no god.


I submit it as evidence your average farker CAN, in fact, tap an ass that hot.
 
2012-07-12 10:42:37 AM

Farking Canuck: But, I hate the look of the lifted breasts such that they look like two softballs. It ruins the natural curves and looks wrong. In fact, it makes them look fake.

All the pics above, except the one from the article, look great.


That. If they've got a curve on top, then her bra is too high.

kvinesknows: I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.


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ANGLES OF REFLECTION DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2012-07-12 10:58:48 AM
The special hell...we're all going to it.
 
2012-07-12 11:03:51 AM

Dr. Whoof: The special hell...we're all going to it.


Aaaand, someone decided to beat be to it..

The Special hell..
 
2012-07-12 11:06:54 AM

kvinesknows: Andrew Wiggin: [i49.tinypic.com image 600x800]

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I like how you can clearly see she is not wearing panties in that first pic by zooming in on the shiny area on the floor behind her.


That's the comforter on the bed smarty.
 
2012-07-12 11:13:19 AM

hachijuhachi: Would it hurt to go out in the sun every once in a while?


Some women look better pale. A woman at my work has really pale skin, and she looks fantastic. One weekend, she decided to get a tan and looked....unnatural. It just doesn't work for everyone.
 
2012-07-12 11:15:26 AM

Andrew Wiggin: didn't fark already reach peak hendricks?

i don't care. i'd give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life.

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stop bragging about being able to go multiple times.
 
2012-07-12 11:18:11 AM
She's gorgeous, but I don't know why she keeps on sticking her tits up into her chest. It's not attractive. If she gets a correct bra, the should go "out and up" not squished underneath your chin.
 
2012-07-12 11:18:54 AM
I'd hit that like the fist of an angry Gawd, even if it meant Special Hell.
 
2012-07-12 11:21:14 AM
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2012-07-12 11:30:17 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Rapmaster2000: That's the tragic thing with CH. She has no ass. I dare you to find a full profile shot of her. She has an excellent publicist. But there is one scene in Mad Men when you see her from the side, and it's flat as a board. Pancake ass. She has a great figure from the front, but no ass at all.


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