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(Impact Wrestling)   Can Bubba Ray handle the 3 Faces of Joseph Park? Will Rob Van Dam beat Samoa Joe and get higher... in the Bound For Glory standings? Is that horrible Dixie/AJ Styles/CM Punk's sister angle finally over? It's TNA Impact, 7 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-12 09:33:40 PM
4 votes:
If you're an asshole, Smart this post
2012-07-12 10:49:20 AM
2 votes:

StrangeQ: four95: Why are these always posted on the sports tab? Do any of you still really think this is a sport?

I'd go with do they still think this is entertainment.

Seriously, it's a bunch of boorish, misogynistic, jingoistic loudmouths prancing around in speedos. What is the appeal in that? (unless you're gay or a self-hating female, I suppose)


The same reason a random asshole who has no interest in professional wrestling goes into a thread on fark for it I suppose...because we like it. Labeling someone based on one of their interests is the height of intellect!
2012-07-12 09:53:31 PM
1 votes:
We've seen a bunch of people talking about the recaps/promos tonight and by the end of tonight I bet we're within 10 minutes of WWE actual wrestling content.

But I think we're missing a major point.... the TNA promos are actually telling a story or advancing a plot. They aren't 20 minutes long in which the only thing accomplished in burying everybody else. These guys are building each other in to superstars rather then trying to see how long they can stay out there.

Promos are fine as long as they have a point.
2012-07-12 09:52:56 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: OK, so does tna have as many ads as raw but they just put them at the back end of the show?


Tonight is really odd.. They never had this many ads.. Like I said I think the DirectTV bullshiat is hitting them harder (SpikeTV in general) than we know.. You don't need ratings for 1 show when you have years of accounting records to show statistic.
2012-07-12 09:51:02 PM
1 votes:
Wow, that Sailor Jerry commercial was surprisingly swear-y.
2012-07-12 09:47:24 PM
1 votes:
ANGLE WINS!

imageshack.us
2012-07-12 09:43:16 PM
1 votes:

Anarchangel: Captain Steroid: Anarchangel: GODDAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE ON DIRECTV. THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA MAKE AJ PREGNANT WITH KANE'S BABY AND SHE'LL REVEAL IT AT THE PPV. MAIN EVENT ENDS IN A NO CONTEST AND WE CLOSE THE SHOW WITH A NINE MINUTE KANE PROMO. fark YOU, SMARKS! -- Senile Vince, last seen in front of a television wearing only underwear on a couch under a pile of Twinkies wrappers

Better idea! Bobby Roode wanders around Universal Studios for the next few weeks as a disheveled mess, spouting insane stuff like this and making people call him "Vince". o.o

I want this more than I want to smash into AJ's pelvis.



www.smashvillewrestling.com
2012-07-12 09:43:01 PM
1 votes:
Did they really just come back from commercial and cut back to commercial right away?

i10.photobucket.com

Indeed, I'm unsure as well, good sir...

/They can improve and make good decisions
//but TNA will always be TNA...
2012-07-12 09:41:23 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: Anarchangel: GODDAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE ON DIRECTV. THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA MAKE AJ PREGNANT WITH KANE'S BABY AND SHE'LL REVEAL IT AT THE PPV. MAIN EVENT ENDS IN A NO CONTEST AND WE CLOSE THE SHOW WITH A NINE MINUTE KANE PROMO. fark YOU, SMARKS! -- Senile Vince, last seen in front of a television wearing only underwear on a couch under a pile of Twinkies wrappers

Better idea! Bobby Roode wanders around Universal Studios for the next few weeks as a disheveled mess, spouting insane stuff like this and making people call him "Vince". o.o


I want this more than I want to smash into AJ's pelvis.

/that sounds weird
2012-07-12 09:36:53 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: Better idea! Bobby Roode wanders around Universal Studios for the next few weeks as a disheveled mess, spouting insane stuff like this and making people call him "Vince". o.o


LULZ! That would be farking epic!
2012-07-12 09:35:45 PM
1 votes:

Anarchangel: GODDAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE ON DIRECTV. THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA MAKE AJ PREGNANT WITH KANE'S BABY AND SHE'LL REVEAL IT AT THE PPV. MAIN EVENT ENDS IN A NO CONTEST AND WE CLOSE THE SHOW WITH A NINE MINUTE KANE PROMO. fark YOU, SMARKS! -- Senile Vince, last seen in front of a television wearing only underwear on a couch under a pile of Twinkies wrappers


Better idea! Bobby Roode wanders around Universal Studios for the next few weeks as a disheveled mess, spouting insane stuff like this and making people call him "Vince". o.o
2012-07-12 09:35:09 PM
1 votes:
This is gonna be one hell of a match
2012-07-12 09:32:56 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-07-12 09:32:05 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: 10 Years of TNA, 6 Months of Quality


TNA was awesome 2006-2007ish before they started going full retard
2012-07-12 09:26:37 PM
1 votes:

silgryphon: Did i miss a good match?


imageshack.us
2012-07-12 09:25:08 PM
1 votes:
AJ
Recap.
Promo.
Promo.
Recap/Promo. (Zima)
Promo.
Commercial.
3 minute match
Promo (right after the fight, old school awa style, I like that)
Commercial.
recap
Promo (THIS YOU YOU THIS)
Promo
Commercial
Promo
Recap
Promo
HOGAN AND NOT THE WRESTLING ONE
5+ minute Diva's match (solid stuff!)
2012-07-12 09:24:31 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-07-12 09:22:32 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: The in-ring action is AWESOME. O.O

Commentary? Not so much. :-(


Better than Cole crapping on the entire division during the Diva matches
2012-07-12 09:22:26 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: THis match has lasted longer then the X Division one.

yay?


Well, that was champ vs. Jobber. This is champ vs. #1 contender.

Logically, this match would last longer.
2012-07-12 09:21:44 PM
1 votes:
THis match has lasted longer then the X Division one.

yay?
2012-07-12 09:21:21 PM
1 votes:
Cutting from Tess on all fours to Brooke Hogan's face violates the Geneva Convention, TNA.
2012-07-12 09:17:11 PM
1 votes:
AJ
Recap.
Promo.
Promo.
Recap/Promo. (Zima)
Promo.
Commercial.
3 minute match
Promo (right after the fight, old school awa style, I like that)
Commercial.
recap
Promo (THIS YOU YOU THIS)
Promo
Commercial
Promo
Recap
Promo
HOGAN AND NOT THE WRESTLING ONE

To be clear, I am looking forward to Angle wrestling because I ALWAYS like watching Angle wrestle.
2012-07-12 09:17:11 PM
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com

YOU! THIS YOU AND THIS!

slam.canoe.ca

*smugness*

i.ytimg.com

YOU! THIS! YOU YOU YOU! THIS THIS! YOU AND THIS! THIS AND YOU! YOUUUUU!

2.bp.blogspot.com

MINE!!!

cdn.bleacherreport.net


slam.canoe.ca

*smugness*
2012-07-12 09:14:29 PM
1 votes:
Okay. They need to have Roode devolve into a shaggy, homeless lunatic, who wanders the park after hours screaming profanities at trees, wearing the same suit as tonight. Don't let him shave, either.

That was friggin' hilarious. XD
2012-07-12 09:13:31 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: If WWE set a "every week this title must be defended on Raw" rule and followed it some weeks and ignored it other weeks, they'd be getting crapped on.


They explained last week (or maybe at the ppv) that tna have him a couple weeks to rest after so many weeks of title defenses.
2012-07-12 09:12:50 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: If WWE set a "every week this title must be defended on Raw" rule and followed it some weeks and ignored it other weeks, they'd be getting crapped on.


True. However, most people would be impressed if a midcard title were ever defended on RAW, even if only twice a month.
2012-07-12 09:12:19 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: And just like that, the importance of the TNA championship, as a wrestling championship, is made even greater. Like i said, you just don't see that kind of passion for the titles in the wwe.


I'll admit, at least it was different that the snooze-fest we've seen lately from the WWE.
2012-07-12 09:11:33 PM
1 votes:
If WWE set a "every week this title must be defended on Raw" rule and followed it some weeks and ignored it other weeks, they'd be getting crapped on.
2012-07-12 09:11:13 PM
1 votes:
And just like that, the importance of the TNA championship, as a wrestling championship, is made even greater. Like i said, you just don't see that kind of passion for the titles in the wwe.
2012-07-12 09:11:10 PM
1 votes:
If they're going oldschool, Hogan should come out in white trunks and a cape, and Sting should have spikey blonde hair and a spangly jacket with epaulets.
2012-07-12 09:09:34 PM
1 votes:

CommiePuddin: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

YOU YOU YOU

THIS ALL OF THIS

YOU

ALL OF THIS

YOU YOU

THIS

YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

THIS ALL OF THIS

THIS

YOU YOU

THIS THIS THIS THIS

YOU YOU


imageshack.us
2012-07-12 09:09:31 PM
1 votes:
GRAAAAAAAAAARGRGRRGHHHHJHHHGJHNKJNN FLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHE

FLOOOK
VLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK

RGAHN FGRLRAHHHHHHHHHHHH

/Bobby Roode is awesome
2012-07-12 09:09:01 PM
1 votes:
ROODE DOES NOT LIKE THESE FEELINGS THAT HE'S FEELING FROM YOU
2012-07-12 09:08:53 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: ElectricPeterTork: YOU YOU THIS THIS YOU THIS THIS YOU YOU THIS THIS YOU!

This should be a meme.


THIS! THIS! YOU! THIS! YOU!
2012-07-12 09:08:34 PM
1 votes:
Wait, did he say "I got two words for you", then say three words?
2012-07-12 09:08:02 PM
1 votes:
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

YOU YOU YOU

THIS ALL OF THIS

YOU

ALL OF THIS

YOU YOU

THIS

YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

THIS ALL OF THIS

THIS

YOU YOU

THIS THIS THIS THIS

YOU YOU
2012-07-12 08:46:21 PM
1 votes:
Dutt coming back from popping his dislocated shoulder just to take that bump at the end tells you something about Sonjay. Dude has huge balls.
2012-07-12 08:42:33 PM
1 votes:

ElectricPeterTork: Apollonia James: "JER-RY!" chants.

I love you, Impact Zone.

As long as they chant "MAURY" when the paternity test results are read on a future show...


Ha, I was just about to say it would be a perfect tie-in to film the final segment on Maury - "AJ Styles, you are NOT the father!"
2012-07-12 08:39:38 PM
1 votes:
I'm calling it now: crack whore had IVF, so AJ is the father, though he never touched her.

Because when you think of viable IVF candidates, you think crack whores.
2012-07-12 08:38:05 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-07-12 08:16:16 PM
1 votes:
So, if you have Dish Network, you can see IMPACT, but not Breaking Bad. However, if you have DirecTV, You can't see this Breaking Bad Commercial During Impact, but can see Breaking Bad.
2012-07-12 08:16:16 PM
1 votes:
The most dangerous part about the tacks is when they get stuck in and cover the soles of the boots. Like walking on ice.
2012-07-12 08:15:10 PM
1 votes:
ok, i'm out.

gotta rest mah poor owie knee.
2012-07-12 08:13:30 PM
1 votes:
...and that's how this should have ended. No way Park should have won.

BLACK HOLE SLAM??

Oh, this story is not over, not by a longshot
2012-07-12 08:08:32 PM
1 votes:
fester_A_potato is here in the Impact Zone!

I wasn't around on Monday, and have plans Friday, so it looks like TNA is going to be the only wrestling show I get to watch this week. I never thought I'd say this in this situation, but...

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2012-07-12 08:06:13 PM
1 votes:
The looks Joseph Park makes, the indignant expressions, so awesome.

HAHAHA!! Twittering during the match!!!
2012-07-12 07:54:59 PM
1 votes:
Once Bully/Park is over, I'm out tonight. Knee went flooey, so I'm going to enjoy an ice pack and plenty of vicodin.

Might post occasionally from my cell, but don't count on it.
2012-07-12 07:34:07 PM
1 votes:
FWIW, Kharma's been un-Alumni'd.
2012-07-12 07:01:13 PM
1 votes:
@IAmJericho
Make sure to watch the killer match between me and @wweSheamus tonight on #Smackdown! One of my favorites of the year for sure... @5stars
21 minutes ago

Hahha sorry I thought it was Friday!!! Check out #Smackdown tomorrow... @asyouwere
4 minutes ago
2012-07-12 06:33:21 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: ElectricPeterTork: CommiePuddin: Apollonia James: As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.

Assuming this is true (and I'm not informed enough to stipulate it is), yeah, most employers don't look kindly to such misrepresentations of fact.

If I asked for a bunch of time off to take care of a child I didn't have, my boss would be pretty pissed, too.

Well, she was pregnant. She reportedly had the miscarriage/stillbirth around New Year's. And she was back by the Rumble in late January for a one shot deal. And, IIRC, the news of what really happened was out by February or March, which would have still been inside the window of a woman taking time off to get back into shape after giving birth.

So, while she may have lied, she would have still been on maternity leave.

As has been said, they're probably more pissed she got pregnant and had to take time off in the first place. Remember... Vince hates it when his slaves dare to take unapproved time off. From Mark Henry getting jobbed out for daring to be injured to Ricky Steamboat losing the IC belt to the Honky Tonk Man for daring to ask for time off to spend with his wife while their son was being born, Vince has a history of treating people like shiat for having lives.

they are independent contractors....not technically employees. so he doesn't pay for their health care or maternity leave anyway.


And hillbillies want to be called "sons of the soil", but that ain't happening, either.

They're employees. Independent Contractor status is just a dodge so Vince doesn't HAVE to pay any of this stuff. But, he owns them, lock, stock, and barrel.

Also, Kong would have been better off with TNA, but things got hot there and she had to leave. Maybe she'll be welcome back at this point, who knows?
2012-07-12 06:28:17 PM
1 votes:

ElectricPeterTork: CommiePuddin: Apollonia James: As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.

Assuming this is true (and I'm not informed enough to stipulate it is), yeah, most employers don't look kindly to such misrepresentations of fact.

If I asked for a bunch of time off to take care of a child I didn't have, my boss would be pretty pissed, too.

Well, she was pregnant. She reportedly had the miscarriage/stillbirth around New Year's. And she was back by the Rumble in late January for a one shot deal. And, IIRC, the news of what really happened was out by February or March, which would have still been inside the window of a woman taking time off to get back into shape after giving birth.

So, while she may have lied, she would have still been on maternity leave.

As has been said, they're probably more pissed she got pregnant and had to take time off in the first place. Remember... Vince hates it when his slaves dare to take unapproved time off. From Mark Henry getting jobbed out for daring to be injured to Ricky Steamboat losing the IC belt to the Honky Tonk Man for daring to ask for time off to spend with his wife while their son was being born, Vince has a history of treating people like shiat for having lives.


they are independent contractors....not technically employees. so he doesn't pay for their health care or maternity leave anyway. Whatever....senile vince can keep eating creatine tacos for all i care
2012-07-12 06:25:48 PM
1 votes:

CommiePuddin: Apollonia James: As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.

Assuming this is true (and I'm not informed enough to stipulate it is), yeah, most employers don't look kindly to such misrepresentations of fact.

If I asked for a bunch of time off to take care of a child I didn't have, my boss would be pretty pissed, too.


Well, she was pregnant. She reportedly had the miscarriage/stillbirth around New Year's. And she was back by the Rumble in late January for a one shot deal. And, IIRC, the news of what really happened was out by February or March, which would have still been inside the window of a woman taking time off to get back into shape after giving birth.

So, while she may have lied, she would have still been on maternity leave.

As has been said, they're probably more pissed she got pregnant and had to take time off in the first place. Remember... Vince hates it when his slaves dare to take unapproved time off. From Mark Henry getting jobbed out for daring to be injured to Ricky Steamboat losing the IC belt to the Honky Tonk Man for daring to ask for time off to spend with his wife while their son was being born, Vince has a history of treating people like shiat for having lives.
2012-07-12 06:25:23 PM
1 votes:

CommiePuddin: Apollonia James: As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.

Assuming this is true (and I'm not informed enough to stipulate it is), yeah, most employers don't look kindly to such misrepresentations of fact.

If I asked for a bunch of time off to take care of a child I didn't have, my boss would be pretty pissed, too.


They wouldnt have used her anyway. if she goes back to Impact at least she will be on tv weekly wrestling and not skipping around the ring acting insane
2012-07-12 06:22:56 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Apollonia James: Gunny Highway: From the "I hope this is a work" file:

Kharma has been added to the Alumni list on WWE's Twitter, which usually happens after a talent has been released.

Kharma commented on the move, writing on her Twitter, "Yes. I have been officially promoted to the alumni section of the WWE roster."

As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.

They'd probably be more pissed that she got pregnant in the first place.


After the crap they got for firing Dawn Marie after she got pregnant, they were likely walking on eggshells with regards to a new hire's insta-pregnancy. The fact that she either miscarried or had a stillbirth and then tried to cover it up really wouldn't sit well with them either.
2012-07-12 06:18:04 PM
1 votes:

Apollonia James: As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.


Assuming this is true (and I'm not informed enough to stipulate it is), yeah, most employers don't look kindly to such misrepresentations of fact.

If I asked for a bunch of time off to take care of a child I didn't have, my boss would be pretty pissed, too.
2012-07-12 06:14:23 PM
1 votes:

Gunny Highway: From the "I hope this is a work" file:

Kharma has been added to the Alumni list on WWE's Twitter, which usually happens after a talent has been released.

Kharma commented on the move, writing on her Twitter, "Yes. I have been officially promoted to the alumni section of the WWE roster."


As heartless as it may sound, they're probably pissed at her after she initially lied about having a healthy baby boy.
2012-07-12 06:01:42 PM
1 votes:

StrangeQ: The1andonlyZack: StrangeQ: four95: Why are these always posted on the sports tab? Do any of you still really think this is a sport?

I'd go with do they still think this is entertainment.

Seriously, it's a bunch of boorish, misogynistic, jingoistic loudmouths prancing around in speedos. What is the appeal in that? (unless you're gay or a self-hating female, I suppose)

The same reason a random asshole who has no interest in professional wrestling goes into a thread on fark for it I suppose...because we like it. Labeling someone based on one of their interests is the height of intellect!

I take it this is your living room?
[www.lifebyalbum.com image 640x358]


I see what you did there; your deflection didn't address anything I said though.
2012-07-12 05:58:28 PM
1 votes:
Be realistic TNA. Look at what WWE is doing and DO NOT fark up this run. Avoid Hogan, Bischoff, Dixie and focus on your wrestling story lines.
2012-07-12 05:31:23 PM
1 votes:

rudemix: FTH7 PM on Spike

Unless you have Directv. Then you will have to seek homoeroticism elsewhere.


Do you have a link to you slashfic blog or do we have to use teh google?
2012-07-12 05:07:53 PM
1 votes:

HeartBurnKid: Farbeez: I have DirectTV... So I'll have to watch my DVR'd Raw.

With WWE going down the tubes, it'd really suck if you couldn't watch TNA. Silly network disputes.


Yeah, the consumers aren't getting the VIP treatment, from where I'm standing. Makes me wish I had my own network. ^_-
2012-07-12 05:07:44 PM
1 votes:
Awww crap I forgot the DTV-Viacom BS, maybe we should see that new FR-S?
2012-07-12 04:40:34 PM
1 votes:

Farbeez: I have DirectTV... So I'll have to watch my DVR'd Raw.


With WWE going down the tubes, it'd really suck if you couldn't watch TNA. Silly network disputes.
2012-07-12 10:43:10 AM
1 votes:

four95: Why are these always posted on the sports tab? Do any of you still really think this is a sport?


I'd go with do they still think this is entertainment.

Seriously, it's a bunch of boorish, misogynistic, jingoistic loudmouths prancing around in speedos. What is the appeal in that? (unless you're gay or a self-hating female, I suppose)
 
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