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2012-07-12 10:01:24 PM

verbaltoxin: Okay I'm under the impression that unless these are all dudes from ROH or something, I'm not gonna know who they are when they unmask, nor will I care.


One is likely to be Chris Masters
 
2012-07-12 10:01:52 PM

Rwa2play: It ain't the Nexus angle


Until they tear up the ring.

That's about all that's missing.

/Nexus 2.0
 
2012-07-12 10:02:05 PM
"Hey, our show was awful, but at least it was built around the world champion."
 
2012-07-12 10:02:07 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-12 10:02:16 PM
Final tallies

2:10 from opening of show to introduction of first match.
Ray-Park: 8:06
Joe-Van Dam: 4:48
Ion-Darso: 2:24
Kim-Tessmacher (c): 5:20
Anderson-Angle: 11:42 (4:00 commercial interruption)

Total wrestling time on show: 32:20 (28:20 actually broadcast) 1700
Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 121:00 7260
Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 23.4%
Percentage of wrestling matches interrupted by commercials: 14.1%
 
2012-07-12 10:03:01 PM
TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.
 
2012-07-12 10:03:20 PM

ElectricPeterTork: CommiePuddin: 2:10 from opening of show to introduction of first match.
Ray-Park: 8:06
Joe-Van Dam: 4:48
Ion-Darso: 2:24
Kim-Tessmacher (c): 5:20
Anderson-Angle: 11:42 (4:00 commercial interruption)

Is that 4 minutes included in the total time you posted, or 11:42 of actual onscreen wrestling?


11:42 is bell-to-bell
 
2012-07-12 10:04:12 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Rwa2play: It ain't the Nexus angle

Until they tear up the ring.

That's about all that's missing.

/Nexus 2.0


Hey, don't look now but...they might take it and actually steer it to something that's entertaining.

Stranger things have happened.
 
2012-07-12 10:04:13 PM

ElectricPeterTork: TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.


GODDAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO SWERVE THE DIRT SHEETS AND KEEP HER AROUND ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST
 
2012-07-12 10:05:49 PM

ElectricPeterTork: TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.


Why would they not fire someone because them firing someone got out?? WWE is so retarded on multiple levels.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:00 PM

Rwa2play: Hey, don't look now but...they might take it and actually steer it to something that's entertaining.

Stranger things have happened.


Until then, the show was topped by two guys who are a combined 111 years old. Just saying, if it were WWE, they'd be getting reamed.
 
2012-07-12 10:06:42 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: Okay I'm under the impression that unless these are all dudes from ROH or something, I'm not gonna know who they are when they unmask, nor will I care.

One is likely to be Chris Masters


You mean I'm about to hear, "OH MY GOD, CRISTOBEL MAESTRO IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"
 
2012-07-12 10:07:12 PM
And a transition right into ufc. Spike knows they're audience
 
2012-07-12 10:07:34 PM

robsul82: ElectricPeterTork: TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.

GODDAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO SWERVE THE DIRT SHEETS AND KEEP HER AROUND ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST


GODDAMN SPLIT TAILS GETTING KNOCKED UP AND TAKING OFF WITHOUT MY APPROVAL! THE DAY BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA III, I HAD HILLBILLY JIM, HAITI KID, LITTLE BEAVER, LITTLE TOKYO, LORD LITTLEBROOK, AND KING KONG FARKING BUNDY CRAWL INTO MY RECTUM AND REHEARSE THEIR MATCH, AND I MADE IT TO THE RING IN TIME TO INTRODUCE ARETHA FRANKLIN! YOU NEVER SAW ME TAKE A DAY OFF!
 
2012-07-12 10:07:56 PM
In any case, Impact wins the week again, and both shows are miles from perfect.
 
2012-07-12 10:08:19 PM

styckx: ElectricPeterTork: TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.

Why would they not fire someone because them firing someone got out?? WWE is so retarded on multiple levels.


Ways to stop the WWE from firing you:

1) Have someone interrupt the promo of you being fired
2) Leak the news of your firing to the internet
 
2012-07-12 10:09:06 PM

styckx: ElectricPeterTork: TMZ and various sheets are saying Kharma is indeed being Future Endeavored. It was supposed to happen tomorrow, but got leaked early, so it may not happen now.

Why would they not fire someone because them firing someone got out?? WWE is so retarded on multiple levels.


Vince loves to swerve the internet. Remember, Jericho was supposed to win the Royal Rumble, but Sheamus got the nod instead because the internet predicted Jericho would win. And that's just one of man examples of Vince pulling that shiat.
 
2012-07-12 10:09:25 PM
Okay, well... I shall return to defend my Global Legendary Television Championship of the World next week!

Laters!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-12 10:11:14 PM

ElectricPeterTork: Vince loves to swerve the internet. Remember, Jericho was supposed to win the Royal Rumble, but Sheamus got the nod instead because the internet predicted Jericho would win. And that's just one of man examples of Vince pulling that shiat.


Depending on the person, of course...if Sheamus were the predicted winner, lol, no WAY Triple H Workout Buddy #2 gets his win taken away.
 
2012-07-12 10:12:46 PM

robsul82: ElectricPeterTork: Vince loves to swerve the internet. Remember, Jericho was supposed to win the Royal Rumble, but Sheamus got the nod instead because the internet predicted Jericho would win. And that's just one of man examples of Vince pulling that shiat.

Depending on the person, of course...if Sheamus were the predicted winner, lol, no WAY Triple H Workout Buddy #2 gets his win taken away.


True.

Also, remember the FCW thing... news got out tapings were canceled, then they were briefly resurrected because word got out and the NXT thing wasn't ready to go yet!
 
2012-07-12 10:14:09 PM
Well I'm out. Enjoyed the show and the thread see ya on Monday or LMS. Time to watch Charlie Rose.
 
2012-07-12 10:14:15 PM
$20 says WWE pulls the old.

"WHAT"S KHARMA DOING HERE KING SHE DOESN"T WORK HERE!"

"LOOZLOLOL COLE SHE BOUGHT A TICKET! SHE'S A FAN NOW! PUPPPPIES!@#!"
 
2012-07-12 10:15:04 PM

robsul82: Rwa2play: Hey, don't look now but...they might take it and actually steer it to something that's entertaining.

Stranger things have happened.

Until then, the show was topped by two guys who are a combined 111 years old. Just saying, if it were WWE, they'd be getting reamed.


I'm not mad that the champion didn't wrestle on the show following a PPV title match. That should happen more often, as it sells the ferocity/difficulty inherent in title defenses. When he does his promo is fairly inconsequential, and while I could appreciate the Aries/Roode debrief leading the show off, I don't have a problem with a highly touted match from the previous week getting the crowd going early, either.

I'm also a proponent of having a strong match lead off the show.

I'm really scared of where this "Aces and 8s" thing is going. If this turns into "Immortal" and "Fortune" clusterfark...again...*yawn.*
 
2012-07-12 10:15:04 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Well I'm out. Enjoyed the show and the thread see ya on Monday or LMS. Time to watch Charlie Rose.


Don't forget Money in the Bank is on Sunday to make us wish we were watching a Destination X Replay.
 
2012-07-12 10:16:06 PM

verbaltoxin: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: Okay I'm under the impression that unless these are all dudes from ROH or something, I'm not gonna know who they are when they unmask, nor will I care.

One is likely to be Chris Masters

You mean I'm about to hear, "OH MY GOD, CRISTOBEL MAESTRO IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"


He's been wrestling in Ring Ka King as American Adonis.
 
2012-07-12 10:17:01 PM

ElectricPeterTork: Igor Jakovsky: Well I'm out. Enjoyed the show and the thread see ya on Monday or LMS. Time to watch Charlie Rose.

Don't forget Money in the Bank is on Sunday to make us wish we were watching a Destination X Replay.


Cena In The Bank and some other under advertised guys in tights doing something..

I seriously have no idea what is even happening at that PPV except Cena is getting pushed to the moon for being in a match.
 
2012-07-12 10:17:04 PM

CommiePuddin: verbaltoxin: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: Okay I'm under the impression that unless these are all dudes from ROH or something, I'm not gonna know who they are when they unmask, nor will I care.

One is likely to be Chris Masters

You mean I'm about to hear, "OH MY GOD, CRISTOBEL MAESTRO IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"

He's been wrestling in Ring Ka King as American Adonis.


American Adonis?

I can't see him in pink trunks and leg warmers.
 
2012-07-12 10:17:34 PM

ElectricPeterTork: Igor Jakovsky: Well I'm out. Enjoyed the show and the thread see ya on Monday or LMS. Time to watch Charlie Rose.

Don't forget Money in the Bank is on Sunday to make us wish we were watching a Destination X Replay.


Unfortunately, I won't be there to run match times for that one, though I get the feeling that there's a blog or 300 that have that information up later that evening or the next morning.
 
2012-07-12 10:18:09 PM

styckx: ElectricPeterTork: Igor Jakovsky: Well I'm out. Enjoyed the show and the thread see ya on Monday or LMS. Time to watch Charlie Rose.

Don't forget Money in the Bank is on Sunday to make us wish we were watching a Destination X Replay.

Cena In The Bank and some other under advertised guys in tights doing something..

I seriously have no idea what is even happening at that PPV except Cena is getting pushed to the moon for being in a match.


AJ will be refereeing a match with some small indie guys named punk and bryan

/Emphasis by Vince.
 
2012-07-12 10:18:16 PM

ElectricPeterTork: CommiePuddin: verbaltoxin: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: Okay I'm under the impression that unless these are all dudes from ROH or something, I'm not gonna know who they are when they unmask, nor will I care.

One is likely to be Chris Masters

You mean I'm about to hear, "OH MY GOD, CRISTOBEL MAESTRO IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"

He's been wrestling in Ring Ka King as American Adonis.

American Adonis?

I can't see him in pink trunks and leg warmers.


It was his "Masterpiece" gimmick to a T. Right down to the "Adonis Lock."
 
2012-07-12 10:18:26 PM

CommiePuddin: robsul82: Rwa2play: Hey, don't look now but...they might take it and actually steer it to something that's entertaining.

Stranger things have happened.

Until then, the show was topped by two guys who are a combined 111 years old. Just saying, if it were WWE, they'd be getting reamed.

I'm not mad that the champion didn't wrestle on the show following a PPV title match. That should happen more often, as it sells the ferocity/difficulty inherent in title defenses. When he does his promo is fairly inconsequential, and while I could appreciate the Aries/Roode debrief leading the show off, I don't have a problem with a highly touted match from the previous week getting the crowd going early, either.

I'm also a proponent of having a strong match lead off the show.

I'm really scared of where this "Aces and 8s" thing is going. If this turns into "Immortal" and "Fortune" clusterfark...again...*yawn.*


I would expect that if your world title matters, which i hear it does in TNA unlike the WWE, maybe you have THAT close the show.

Not Cena 1.0
 
2012-07-12 10:19:49 PM
Anyone wanna recap the show?
 
2012-07-12 10:20:47 PM

Gunny Highway: Anyone wanna recap the show?


7:20 central on:

Jim from Saint Paul: AJ
Recap.
Promo.
Promo.
Recap/Promo. (Zima)
Promo.
Commercial.
3 minute match
Promo (right after the fight, old school awa style, I like that)
Commercial.
recap
Promo (THIS YOU YOU THIS)
Promo
Commercial
Promo
Recap
Promo
HOGAN AND NOT THE WRESTLING ONE
5+ minute Diva's match (solid stuff!)
Commercial
Recap
Promo
Promo
Commercial ON TOP OF
Commercial (BWAHAHAHHAHAHA)
Match of the night 5+ minutes of actual wrestling on TV. Good stuff
CENA 1.0 and 50 year old sting
 
2012-07-12 10:23:06 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: CommiePuddin: robsul82: Rwa2play: Hey, don't look now but...they might take it and actually steer it to something that's entertaining.

Stranger things have happened.

Until then, the show was topped by two guys who are a combined 111 years old. Just saying, if it were WWE, they'd be getting reamed.

I'm not mad that the champion didn't wrestle on the show following a PPV title match. That should happen more often, as it sells the ferocity/difficulty inherent in title defenses. When he does his promo is fairly inconsequential, and while I could appreciate the Aries/Roode debrief leading the show off, I don't have a problem with a highly touted match from the previous week getting the crowd going early, either.

I'm also a proponent of having a strong match lead off the show.

I'm really scared of where this "Aces and 8s" thing is going. If this turns into "Immortal" and "Fortune" clusterfark...again...*yawn.*

I would expect that if your world title matters, which i hear it does in TNA unlike the WWE, maybe you have THAT close the show.

Not Cena 1.0


Yes because during the Attitude era Austin/McMahon only closed the show when Austin was champ.
 
2012-07-12 10:25:45 PM

Master P but not that one: Yes because during the Attitude era Austin/McMahon only closed the show when Austin was champ.


We're going back to 1998 in a Pee Wee Herman defense so that we don't have to say "okay, maybe we've been overselling how TNA is Christ's gift to professional wrestling recently?" Really?

Jim's referring to the rapturous reception Roode's constipated yelling received as proving how much TNA values their world title more than WWE and pointing out the silence the main event received considering who was in it is wholly appropriate.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:03 PM
How about you guys remember it's just pro wrestling? TNA is more fun to watch than WWE. Yeah you can go, "Hur, derp, recap/promo," but you know what? All the TNA promos were better than anything I've seen on WWE in months. Why? They entertained me. They made me want to see what happens next. They didn't make me wonder why I was watching this sh*t in the first place. God damn, chill the f*ck out.
 
2012-07-12 10:29:24 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Gunny Highway: Anyone wanna recap the show?

7:20 central on:

Jim from Saint Paul: AJ
Recap.
Promo.
Promo.
Recap/Promo. (Zima)
Promo.
Commercial.
3 minute match
Promo (right after the fight, old school awa style, I like that)
Commercial.
recap
Promo (THIS YOU YOU THIS)
Promo
Commercial
Promo
Recap
Promo
HOGAN AND NOT THE WRESTLING ONE
5+ minute Diva's match (solid stuff!)
Commercial
Recap
Promo
Promo
Commercial ON TOP OF
Commercial (BWAHAHAHHAHAHA)
Match of the night 5+ minutes of actual wrestling on TV. Good stuff
CENA 1.0 and 50 year old sting


So we are battered wives again?
 
2012-07-12 10:31:57 PM

verbaltoxin: How about you guys remember it's just pro wrestling? TNA is more fun to watch than WWE. Yeah you can go, "Hur, derp, recap/promo," but you know what? All the TNA promos were better than anything I've seen on WWE in months. Why? They entertained me. They made me want to see what happens next. They didn't make me wonder why I was watching this sh*t in the first place. God damn, chill the f*ck out.


Calling bullshiat on double standards is not freaking out, man. As previously stated, Impact was better for yet another week, but they're a lot closer to WWE than the tenor would suggest.
 
2012-07-12 10:33:34 PM

verbaltoxin: How about you guys remember it's just pro wrestling? TNA is more fun to watch than WWE. Yeah you can go, "Hur, derp, recap/promo," but you know what? All the TNA promos were better than anything I've seen on WWE in months. Why? They entertained me. They made me want to see what happens next. They didn't make me wonder why I was watching this sh*t in the first place. God damn, chill the f*ck out.


Don't worry they are just fWc's version of Michael Cole. "You like something I don't like and it isn't super popular. NERDS!"
 
2012-07-12 10:34:42 PM
How was EY?
 
2012-07-12 10:35:38 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I would expect that if your world title matters, which i hear it does in TNA unlike the WWE, maybe you have THAT close the show.


I am never a fan of closing the show on a promo. That promo would have been as bad a close to the show as what they put on.
 
2012-07-12 10:36:30 PM

Master P but not that one: verbaltoxin: How about you guys remember it's just pro wrestling? TNA is more fun to watch than WWE. Yeah you can go, "Hur, derp, recap/promo," but you know what? All the TNA promos were better than anything I've seen on WWE in months. Why? They entertained me. They made me want to see what happens next. They didn't make me wonder why I was watching this sh*t in the first place. God damn, chill the f*ck out.

Don't worry they are just fWc's version of Michael Cole. "You like something I don't like and it isn't super popular. NERDS!"


They? Ugh this has become a they situation.

Looking forward to checking the show out tomorrow.
 
2012-07-12 10:37:24 PM
Why are people freaking out over the promo/commercial/promo/match bullsh*t? If you liked the show then you liked the show and guess what? I liked the show. I don't compare Sons of Anarchy to Justified, I just enjoy both shows and I damn sure do not care if someone else likes it or not.

Bottom line? Don't let some other anonymous voice on the internet diminish your joy, no matter how clever the voice thinks it is or how many idiotic "titles" it's won by posting at the right time.
 
2012-07-12 10:38:29 PM

Master P but not that one: Don't worry they are just fWc's version of Michael Cole. "You like something I don't like and it isn't super popular. NERDS!"


Yep, sure cracked the case there.
 
2012-07-12 10:39:38 PM

Owangotang: Why are people freaking out over the promo/commercial/promo/match bullsh*t?


Because they're pointing out that they freak out over promo/commercial/promo/match when it's another show and they turn a blind eye to it when it's this show.
 
2012-07-12 10:44:57 PM
This is the conversation that goes on on every wrestling website. fWc meet IWC
 
2012-07-12 10:52:30 PM
We have jumped the Shark Boy
 
2012-07-12 10:54:35 PM

Gunny Highway: This is the conversation that goes on on every wrestling website. fWc meet IWC


^^ Yup.. I post a lot on prowrestlingforum (under a different alias) and the conversations at Fark aren't really anything.. The wrestling forums will produce a 50 page thread in 3 days because someone started a thread saying CM Punk sucks lately.
 
2012-07-12 10:55:09 PM

Gunny Highway: This is the conversation that goes on on every wrestling website. fWc meet IWC


Between this and the [redacted] drama, FWC has been a lot less fun as of late.
 
2012-07-12 10:57:08 PM

Gunny Highway: We have jumped the Shark Boy


Yeah, maybe. I just know for me it's not about being contrarian or anything like that, it's just being realistic.
 
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