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(Outside The Redzone)   Teemu Selanne is like 108 years old and is still one of the most coveted free agents   (outsidetheredzone.com) divider line 3
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2012-07-12 01:40:32 PM  
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dallylamma: Teemu is only going to sign in Anahiem or possibly Winnipeg if anywhere.


I'd like to see him on the Jets.
2012-07-12 01:20:59 PM  
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Not like Finish players' names.
What's a Teemu anyway?
2012-07-12 01:01:52 PM  
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Teemu Selanne is a cyborg whose creators realized that their initial beta test in 92-93 caught too much attention and so focused their efforts into longevity instead of burning out the unit with their planned 3 consecutive 100 goal seasons.

The experiment is now entering its 20th year and has begun to attract attention again, and are debating whether another 30 goal season would arouse undue suspicion before they confirm that the unit will play next year.
 
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