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(Modern Primate)   Conservatives on Twitter suggest things Mitt Romney should have said to the NAACP. Given that this is the GOP and the internet, you can guess what happened   (modernprimate.com) divider line 96
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2012-07-12 09:17:25 AM  
If subby actually read the article, they would have obviously seen that these posts were from people mocking Republicans, not Republicans themselves.
 
2012-07-12 09:18:21 AM  

cman: If subby actually read the article, they would have obviously seen that these posts were from people mocking Republicans, not Republicans themselves.


Ok not all but a shiatton of them
 
2012-07-12 09:21:12 AM  
Meh. We did better in yesterday's thread.
 
2012-07-12 09:22:23 AM  
"In my defense most of the people I laid off and stole pensions from when I was at Bain were white."

lulz
 
2012-07-12 09:25:00 AM  
Poe's Law in effect.
 
2012-07-12 10:08:55 AM  

BunkoSquad: Poe's Law in effect.


What he said. Sure, some of them might have been jokes but there's nothing said there that someone doesn't fervently believe.
 
2012-07-12 10:19:16 AM  

cman: If subby actually read the article, they would have obviously seen that these posts were from people mocking Republicans, not Republicans themselves.


No, it started with conservatives trying and failing to be funny and was hijacked by everyone else.
 
2012-07-12 11:11:27 AM  
"Obviously I care about the black community, look, I showed up here even though my party is actively trying to stop you people from voting"
 
2012-07-12 11:14:28 AM  
Subby you sound like the real racist
 
2012-07-12 11:15:47 AM  

Aarontology: "In my defense most of the people I laid off and stole pensions from when I was at Bain were white."

lulz


Almost as good as:

"It's NOT the color of your skin that'll get u any special favors, it's the content of your Swiss bank acct."
 
2012-07-12 11:16:08 AM  
WE GET IT. YOU'RE WHITE.
 
2012-07-12 11:19:55 AM  
a.abcnews.com

"Hello, fellow Amer... oh, I haven't seen so many of you people together all at once. Oh my, this is a little overwhelming. Okay, let me begin again. What is up, my homie G gangsters? I ask you this question, the question Barack Obama always dodges: who let the dogs out? Who? Who who?"
 
2012-07-12 11:20:29 AM  
This is my favorite so far:

Remind them that Al Gore's father voted AGAINST Civil Rights--yeah, THAT Al Gore.

I can see the black people now, spitting out their drinks, "Al Gore's daddy?!! Why that no-good Obama... there's no way I'm voting for him now!"
 
2012-07-12 11:20:43 AM  
A series of isolated incidents and non-issues?
 
2012-07-12 11:22:27 AM  
Getting accurate polling numbers without hitting youngsters with cell phones is the same principle at play here - you can't really savor the seething racism of true GOP bigots since a large swath of them don't have computers.
 
2012-07-12 11:23:00 AM  

cman: If subby actually read the article, they would have obviously seen that these posts were from people mocking Republicans, not Republicans themselves.


It is impossible to tell a people mocking Republicans from the real things since the Republican party is a mockery of Conservative and Christian values.
 
2012-07-12 11:23:57 AM  

Wendy's Chili: This is my favorite so far:

Remind them that Al Gore's father voted AGAINST Civil Rights--yeah, THAT Al Gore.

I can see the black people now, spitting out their drinks, "Al Gore's daddy?!! Why that no-good Obama... there's no way I'm voting for him now!"


LOL.

But I'm betting that guy's comment it has something to do with Romney going on about his dad marching with Dr. King. Enforcing that message.

So I guess we're supposed to vote for people based on what their fathers did. This is bad news....for Obama.

/btw mr. romney, your father released years and years of tax returns
 
2012-07-12 11:25:13 AM  
"I've never seen so many well behaved blah people. I almost feel safe."
 
2012-07-12 11:26:39 AM  
www.damnthatsracist.com
 
2012-07-12 11:28:13 AM  
i.imgur.com
"I like real, wholesome, American things, like you. I like watermelons, and I love fried chicken. I even enjoy a purple drink from time to time. But Barack Obama doesn't hold those real American values like I do - like all you people do."
 
2012-07-12 11:29:29 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

"Hello, fellow Amer... oh, I haven't seen so many of you people together all at once. Oh my, this is a little overwhelming. Okay, let me begin again. What is up, my homie G gangsters? I ask you this question, the question Barack Obama always dodges: who let the dogs out? Who? Who who?"


Why has Obama spent over $200 million in taxpayer money on this coverup? I am just asking questions.
 
2012-07-12 11:29:52 AM  
a.abcnews.com

After my speech is over, I'm taking you all to Church's Chicken for lunch!
 
2012-07-12 11:31:07 AM  
"Democrats want to abort black babies and isn't it interesting how there were more 2 parent black households during slavery? Just something to think about. CUR..errk...SE........OF.........CA...uh...IN! Oh my god, I have no idea where that came from, excuse me."
 
2012-07-12 11:31:07 AM  
a.abcnews.com

Now, President Obama has accused me of off-shoring thousands of American jobs. This isn't an issue that impacts "the community" because none of you people work anyway, right?! I'm looking out for you here. Kill whitey.
 
2012-07-12 11:31:33 AM  
My party introduced and passed nearly ever piece of Civil Rights legislation for black as Dems fought them.

Yes, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the 2002 championship. It doesn't mean they're the same team today.
 
2012-07-12 11:33:17 AM  
I have to laugh my ass off when Conservatives try to play the "Democrats are the real racists by keeping black people enslaved to government welfare programs simply to get votes".

So, the logic here is...because people abuse a government assistance program that was designed to be a temporary safety net, it's the government's fault for creating such a program.

More Conservative mindwarp....I swear, it's a wonder these people can make it through a day without a massive head injury.
 
2012-07-12 11:34:04 AM  
www.washingtonpost.com
"As a poor child growing up in the streets of Detroit, I often could not afford paper to take with me to the private school with the electrified fence and armed guards to keep undesirables... I mean, non-students out. So I took notes on my hand. And the teacher... she had a really, really fat ass. I'm sure you guys know what I mean!"
 
2012-07-12 11:35:00 AM  

tricycleracer: My party introduced and passed nearly ever piece of Civil Rights legislation for black as Dems fought them.

Yes, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the 2002 championship. It doesn't mean they're the same team today.


Worst. Super Bowl. EVER.
 
2012-07-12 11:35:06 AM  

tricycleracer: My party introduced and passed nearly ever piece of Civil Rights legislation for black as Dems fought them.

Yes, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the 2002 championship. It doesn't mean they're the same team today.


Interesting how Conservatives totally pretend the "Southern Strategy" never happened.
 
2012-07-12 11:36:35 AM  

zappaisfrank: tricycleracer: My party introduced and passed nearly ever piece of Civil Rights legislation for black as Dems fought them.

Yes, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the 2002 championship. It doesn't mean they're the same team today.

Interesting how Conservatives totally pretend the "Southern Strategy" never happened.


They're still trying to rest on Lincoln's laurels.
 
2012-07-12 11:37:06 AM  

zappaisfrank: I have to laugh my ass off when Conservatives try to play the "Democrats are the real racists by keeping black people enslaved to government welfare programs simply to get votes".

So, the logic here is...because people abuse a government assistance program that was designed to be a temporary safety net, it's the government's fault for creating such a program.

More Conservative mindwarp....I swear, it's a wonder these people can make it through a day without a massive head injury.


They also hold that the white people on welfare are just getting their fair share.
 
2012-07-12 11:40:10 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: zappaisfrank: I have to laugh my ass off when Conservatives try to play the "Democrats are the real racists by keeping black people enslaved to government welfare programs simply to get votes".

So, the logic here is...because people abuse a government assistance program that was designed to be a temporary safety net, it's the government's fault for creating such a program.

More Conservative mindwarp....I swear, it's a wonder these people can make it through a day without a massive head injury.

They also hold that the white people on welfare are just getting their fair share.


No, it's more like "There are no white people in welfare".
 
2012-07-12 11:40:47 AM  

Serious Black: Church's Chicken


Man, I wish i had some church's right now.
 
2012-07-12 11:41:10 AM  

tricycleracer: My party introduced and passed nearly ever piece of Civil Rights legislation for black as Dems fought them.


The Dems that fought them were the Southern Dixiecrats.

Or as we like to call them today, the GOP base.
 
2012-07-12 11:41:10 AM  
global.fncstatic.com
"I know that many people say that my father is George Romney, the former governor of Michigan. But the truth is... I don't know who my father really is. My mother isn't too sure, either. It could have been the dealer of cocaine, also known as 'crack', that lived down the block. It could have been the local publican... I believe you refer to such types as 'pimps' these days. It could have even been the governor of Michigan. I don't know."
 
2012-07-12 11:43:17 AM  
Robert Byrd

DRINK!
 
2012-07-12 11:44:58 AM  
Jackasses on Twitter -> Jackasses at Modern Primate -> Jackasses at Fark

Truly, this is the human centipede of news.
 
2012-07-12 11:46:12 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Jackasses on Twitter -> Jackasses at Modern Primate -> Jackasses at Fark

Truly, this is the human centipede of news.


You forgot about Poland Reddit.
 
2012-07-12 11:47:14 AM  
www.washingtonpost.com

I accidentally left my black shoe polish in my Ritz-Carlton suite this morning. I wish I hadn't; I think making my skin the same color as yours would give you a personal connection to me that is impossible thanks to my luxurious lifestyle.
 
2012-07-12 11:47:29 AM  
I'm reading all of Sock Ruh Tease's captions in the voice of Tom Griswold from the Bob & Tom show. Same stilted tone and everything.
 
2012-07-12 11:48:09 AM  

zappaisfrank: I have to laugh my ass off when Conservatives try to play the "Democrats are the real racists by keeping black people enslaved to government welfare programs simply to get votes".

So, the logic here is...because people abuse a government assistance program that was designed to be a temporary safety net, it's the government's fault for creating such a program.

More Conservative mindwarp....I swear, it's a wonder these people can make it through a day without a massive head injury.


I thought a massive head injury was the easiest way to become Conservative.
 
2012-07-12 11:48:27 AM  
I pushed the idea of ending slavery and finally when that was done, and help was given, the coloreds negros blacks got back on their feet. So I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that slavery was ended."
 
2012-07-12 11:48:55 AM  
a.abcnews.com

I know there has been a lot of scary language thrown around by the Mainstream Media about 'offshoring', but they refuse to address the real issues. Let me be clear: when Bain offshored jobs, the employess did not have to swim. The 'shore' is metaphorical. I know that's kind of a deal breaker for you people.
 
2012-07-12 11:50:48 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: It could have been the local publican... I believe you refer to such types as 'pimps' these days.


LOL
 
2012-07-12 11:50:51 AM  
rolandmartinreports.com
"As a black friend of mine once told me after he finished cleaning my bathrooms: don't be a menace in the South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. Sieg he...! Er, wrong crowd. I mean... end of quote!"
 
2012-07-12 11:52:58 AM  

wileedog: The Dems that fought them were the Southern Dixiecrats.

Or as we like to call them today, the GOP base.


Their party slogan was "Free Money and No Ni&&ers".
 
2012-07-12 11:55:52 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


a.abcnews.com

Now, President Obama has accused me of off-shoring thousands of American jobs. This isn't an issue that impacts "the community" because none of you people work know how to swim anyway, right?! I'm looking out for you here. Kill whitey.
 
2012-07-12 11:56:38 AM  

bmongar: cman: If subby actually read the article, they would have obviously seen that these posts were from people mocking Republicans, not Republicans themselves.

It is impossible to tell a people mocking Republicans from the real things since the Republican party is a mockery of Conservative and Christian values.


I could tell because these are actually clever.
 
2012-07-12 11:57:54 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.damnthatsracist.com image 600x340]


I see your

www.damnthatsracist.com

and raise you a

Link
 
2012-07-12 11:58:05 AM  

sprawl15: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

I know there has been a lot of scary language thrown around by the Mainstream Media about 'offshoring', but they refuse to address the real issues. Let me be clear: when Bain offshored jobs, the employess did not have to swim. The 'shore' is metaphorical. I know that's kind of a deal breaker for you people.


Damnitsomuch.
 
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