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(Telegraph)   Love hotel for dogs opens, offering heart-shaped mirror, dimmed lighting and free wifi for a mere $50 a night. Ha...just kidding. About the wifi   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-07-11 11:21:45 PM  
I didn't see any pictures so I don't know the extent they go through, but I worked at a place in New Mexico that had luxury rooms for the boarding dogs. I think they were close to $50 a day, but if I'm misremembering maybe it was only $35...14 years ago.

So anyway, the rooms were about 10'X8' with a split door, so you could leave the top half open and peek in on the dog. They had a bed...you know, with springs, a mattress, sheets, blanket and pillow. There were various chew toys in there, and of course they got daily ice cream and peanut butter treats. And most importantly, a window to the outside.

But what really got me was the TV/VCR hung up in the corner playing videos of "Wishbone" "Lassie" and the occasional "Marmaduke" cartoon. All day, every day. I always lingered near those rooms while cleaning, watching those "Wishbone" movies.
 
2012-07-12 12:21:14 AM  
It's actually wi-fido
 
2012-07-12 12:28:32 AM  
That's free fifi, a slutty french poodle.
 
2012-07-12 12:28:44 AM  
When archeologists examine the tattered remains of our society ten thousand years from now, this will be one of those things that puzzle and confuse them.
 
2012-07-12 12:32:01 AM  
1)Open doggie love hotel
2)Advertise
3)PROFIT!
 
2012-07-12 12:33:21 AM  

BronyMedic: When archeologists examine the tattered remains of our society ten thousand years from now, this will be one of those things that puzzle and confuse them.


The evidence of this piss poor idea won't be around in 10,000 years, but I get what you're saying.
 
2012-07-12 12:34:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's actually wi-fido


I was going to say Wufi.
 
2012-07-12 12:35:07 AM  

jaylectricity: they got daily ice cream and peanut butter treats.


Yeah, but treat for who?
 
2012-07-12 12:37:54 AM  
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But I need wifi.
 
2012-07-12 12:40:18 AM  
HEY! Did you know you can do this with puppy feet?

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2012-07-12 12:42:00 AM  
And yet we turn a blind eye to the humans living on the street.
 
2012-07-12 12:42:34 AM  
an underground humphouse?

Perhaps NSFW?
 
2012-07-12 12:43:51 AM  

blorpen: an underground humphouse?

Perhaps NSFW?


oops, skip to 5:00
 
2012-07-12 12:43:56 AM  
So wait, do you bring your own dog or do they have some for you to rent?
 
2012-07-12 12:45:46 AM  
 
2012-07-12 12:50:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And yet we turn a blind eye to the humans living on the street.


This is why they can't have nice things. So it's all still good.
 
2012-07-12 12:52:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And yet we turn a blind eye to the humans living on the street.


Too bad we can't exterminate them like roaches and rats...
 
2012-07-12 12:57:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And yet we turn a blind eye to the humans living on the street.


Even worse, I had a homeless person turn his blind eye on me on the way to work this morning. Ugh, so creepy...all white and cloudy.
 
2012-07-12 01:00:55 AM  
Canine paternity could be a knotty problem.
 
2012-07-12 01:11:58 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Bauhaus?


Bauwauhaus.
 
2012-07-12 01:34:17 AM  
The only problem I have with this doggy motel is if they encourage unspayed and unneutered dogs to mate in the rooms and add to the overpopulation, homeless and euthanasia of dogs in Brazil. Hope they encourage "safe sex" between spayed and neutered dogs (which of course is no technical sex but plenty of chasing, cuddling, wrestling and licking between dog couples)
 
2012-07-12 01:37:31 AM  
Is canine prostitution legal in Brazil?

/doggy style!
 
2012-07-12 09:18:59 AM  
rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com

Get a room you two.
 
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