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(New York Daily News)   Police would like some help identifying woman with tattoo who apparently got her wish   (nydailynews.com) divider line 50
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2012-07-11 10:24:28 PM  
Prayers are not wishes. Wishes actually come true sometimes.
 
2012-07-11 11:11:03 PM  
You know what else might help people identify her? A picture of her face.
 
2012-07-11 11:16:10 PM  

unlikely: You know what else might help people identify her? A picture of her face.


Description, artists rendering...

/WTF are we missing here, Lou?
 
2012-07-11 11:26:40 PM  

jaylectricity: Prayers are not wishes. Wishes actually come true sometimes.


This. And then again this.

Prayers are placebos for god's playthings. After all, he already knows what's going to happen, like the Cylons he has a plan...
 
2012-07-11 11:28:03 PM  
monsterhunter.coldfusionvideo.com
 
2012-07-11 11:32:41 PM  

unlikely: You know what else might help people identify her? A picture of her face.


Assuming she still has one.
 
2012-07-12 12:16:40 AM  
I once knew a woman who had "Love is Death" tattooed across her chest right above her boobies. We used to fight a lot because of certain living arrangements, cocaine, and alcohol but that's not the point, one day I was like "How the hell is any guy ever going to enjoy having sex with you or even thinking about you in a romantic fashion when he looks down and sees that nonsense splayed across your tits?"

She and I don't talk any more.
 
2012-07-12 12:20:13 AM  
The investigators should probably ask around the hooker review websites.
 
2012-07-12 12:23:40 AM  
I thought it said "pray for deaf".
 
2012-07-12 12:23:46 AM  
I saw a woman the other day who had tattoos on the back of her thighs reading "White" on one leg, "Trash" on the other. Now *that's* classy.
 
2012-07-12 12:23:53 AM  
FTFA:The tattoo, written in cursive, is inked onto the woman's right forearm,


Take note all you pro-cursive freaks from that thread a couple of days ago:
CURSIVE KILLS!
 
2012-07-12 12:24:43 AM  

i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity?

EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different?

whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

 
2012-07-12 12:25:15 AM  

Confabulat: I once knew a woman who had "Love is Death" tattooed across her chest right above her boobies. We used to fight a lot because of certain living arrangements, cocaine, and alcohol but that's not the point, one day I was like "How the hell is any guy ever going to enjoy having sex with you or even thinking about you in a romantic fashion when he looks down and sees that nonsense splayed across your tits?"


Wha? It's not a back-of-the-head tattoo.
 
2012-07-12 12:26:32 AM  

flamingboar: I thought it said "pray for deaf".


What? I can't hear you ...
 
2012-07-12 12:31:56 AM  
Omarion changed his name to death?
 
2012-07-12 12:32:32 AM  

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


tl;dr

You must be a blast at parties.
 
2012-07-12 12:32:35 AM  

Ambivalence: unlikely: You know what else might help people identify her? A picture of her face.

Assuming she still has one.


And hands? Then it wasn't us
 
2012-07-12 12:37:35 AM  

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


You got a bunch of bites last time but you lose points for copy/paste.
 
2012-07-12 12:39:23 AM  
Went to a family BBQ on the 4th at a family members house with a pool. One of the young ladies was sporting a tattoo across her butt cheeks that said "play nice" in cursive. ( covered the entire buttocks with the border scrolling) four letters on each side.

Yes there is a white trash branch on the family tree!
 
2012-07-12 12:39:45 AM  

doglover: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

tl;dr

You must be a blast at parties.


I think, like me, that skinink must have an overdeveloped sense of irony.
 
2012-07-12 12:42:57 AM  

Confabulat: "How the hell is any guy ever going to enjoy having sex with you or even thinking about you in a romantic fashion when he looks down and sees that nonsense splayed across your tits?"


images8.cafepress.com
 
2012-07-12 12:45:20 AM  

miniflea: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

You got a bunch of bites last time but you lose points for copy/paste.


That, and with a Handle like Skinink, he's hard to take seriously while ranting about tats as bad decisions.

/though I agree about the tribal nonsense.
//my Mjolnir sleeve frowns on their shenanigans.
 
2012-07-12 01:00:39 AM  
 
2012-07-12 01:06:12 AM  

Confabulat: I once knew a woman who had "Love is Death" tattooed across her chest right above her boobies. [...] one day I was like "How the hell is any guy ever going to enjoy having sex with you or even thinking about you in a romantic fashion when he looks down and sees that nonsense splayed across your tits?"


Hazarding a guess, she wasn't fond of romantic love, and she put that caption on her boobs to remind gentlemen that what she was after was a good, firm shagging and none of your steamy-dreamy chick-flick nonsense.

Not every woman likes romance, any more than every man wants to love the women he farks. Some of prefer the hot, hot sexin' unburdened with ponderous emotional attachments, and thank God for 'em.
 
2012-07-12 01:26:41 AM  

doglover: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

tl;dr

You must be a blast at parties.


And there goes my IPhone.....covered in sweet tea. Thanks.
 
2012-07-12 01:29:55 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: doglover: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why? why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control?it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME! hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

tl;dr

You must be a blast at parties.

I think, like me, that skinink must have an overdeveloped sense of irony.


I really didn't read it. If it's copy pasta, that's awesome.
 
2012-07-12 01:47:16 AM  

jaylectricity: Prayers are not wishes. Wishes actually come true sometimes.


So do prayers. As with wishes, that doesn't imply a causal link, but prayers do sometimes come true.

Kind of odd that someone would "believe in" one and not the other, but to each his/her own.
 
2012-07-12 02:13:34 AM  
FTA: The tattoo, written in cursive, is inked onto the woman's right forearm, with a red accent on the letter "h" in the word "death." Polk County deputies released a photo of the tattoo late Tuesday.

Maybe they should release a COLOR photo of the tattoo in question.
 
2012-07-12 03:04:51 AM  

skinink: *Whiny b*tching.*


[NotThisSh*tAgain.jpg]


miniflea: You got a bunch of bites last time but you lose points for copy/paste.


So it IS the same nonsense as past threads. The last one I read was a few months back, but this did sound awfully familiar. I mean, FFS, it's like some kind of closeted homosexuality, but about tattoos, what with how he comes into EVERY tattoo thread and drops this same drivel. Seriously, he needs to just come out of the inking closet and get one done to get it over with, this isn't healthy.


mjjt: [i45.tinypic.com image 640x862]

More here


Oooh, that looks like an interesting read, thanks! :)

/would totally do that electrophoresis DNA ladder one
 
2012-07-12 03:10:37 AM  
case solved. i'm so good at detective work i should change my name to lou.


www.trbimg.com


Link
 
2012-07-12 03:26:08 AM  

flamingboar: I thought it said "pray for deaf".


I hear dat!
 
2012-07-12 03:31:57 AM  

roadkillontheweb: Went to a family BBQ on the 4th at a family members house with a pool. One of the young ladies was sporting a tattoo across her butt cheeks that said "play nice" in cursive. ( covered the entire buttocks with the border scrolling) four letters on each side.

Yes there is a white trash branch on the family tree!


And with you picking up chicks there and getting some action from behind, I bet there's a few loops in that there tree as well.
 
2012-07-12 03:51:14 AM  

gravebayne2: case solved. i'm so good at detective work i should change my name to lou.





Link


That's very sad, obvious, desperate & farked-up all at once.

Sheesh...
 
2012-07-12 03:54:46 AM  

L33t Squirrel: skinink: *Whiny b*tching.*

[NotThisSh*tAgain.jpg]


miniflea: You got a bunch of bites last time but you lose points for copy/paste.

So it IS the same nonsense as past threads. The last one I read was a few months back, but this did sound awfully familiar. I mean, FFS, it's like some kind of closeted homosexuality, but about tattoos, what with how he comes into EVERY tattoo thread and drops this same drivel. Seriously, he needs to just come out of the inking closet and get one done to get it over with, this isn't healthy.


Oh, you are going to feel SO silly when you look at his username again! Tee hee!
 
2012-07-12 04:24:45 AM  

MadAzza: Oh, you are going to feel SO silly when you look at his username again! Tee hee!


I did. That's why I said what I did. He's in every tattoo thread with the same schtick, and I'm really not sure if he's a troll or if he genuinely believes it because I usually stop reading after his second or third post. Regardless, it's a pointless threadsh*t and I wanna see photos of cool/b*tchin' tattoos, not listen to someone whine that it's wrong and we all should totally stop right now. :)

/sorry if I'm not coherent, it's late and I'm sober
//time to fix part of that
 
2012-07-12 04:49:55 AM  

L33t Squirrel: MadAzza: Oh, you are going to feel SO silly when you look at his username again! Tee hee!

I did. That's why I said what I did. He's in every tattoo thread with the same schtick, and I'm really not sure if he's a troll or if he genuinely believes it because I usually stop reading after his second or third post. Regardless, it's a pointless threadsh*t and I wanna see photos of cool/b*tchin' tattoos, not listen to someone whine that it's wrong and we all should totally stop right now. :)

/sorry if I'm not coherent, it's late and I'm sober
//time to fix part of that


Skinink posts that exact same post so often I wonder if he considers himself an anti-tattooing activist. I really don't know.
 
2012-07-12 05:09:43 AM  
Sure. Just send in your tip and when Sheriff Grady gets through trying to make a national name for himself like Sheriff Joe by luring pedos from all over the country, then they might get to it. If they haven't blown the department's funds on interstate stings.

/ Interstate law enforcement operations are supposed to be the domain of the FBI
// Not saying pedos shouldn't be trapped and sent to pedo prison. Just Serve And Protect the citizens of Polk County, Grady - the ones paying your salary and footing the bill for your budget.
 
2012-07-12 05:40:28 AM  
The medical examiner said she had been manually strangled.

Is there an automatic strangler?
 
2012-07-12 06:36:21 AM  
The nephew (sister in laws kid) is fond of his lowrider truck and got "lowlife" in large letters across his shoulders. It was supposed to say "lowlife or no life" but he ran out of money. We asked him why he would do such a thing and he said he wanted to be unique. So his granddaddy told him that if wanted to be unique he needed to either add a P or a G to the front of what he had now. I told them that if he wanted it to represent his true inner self he needed to put an S there.
 
2012-07-12 07:05:36 AM  
First its sad someone life ends this way....

Second....I don't think a face would need to be shown. I'm willing to bet that 99.99% women would not be so idiotic to have a huge tattoo like that on their body. I'm sure its enough to ID her.
 
2012-07-12 07:34:32 AM  

Clint_Torres: FTA: The tattoo, written in cursive, is inked onto the woman's right forearm, with a red accent on the letter "h" in the word "death." Polk County deputies released a photo of the tattoo late Tuesday.

Maybe they should release a COLOR photo of the tattoo in question.


I had a hard time finding the letter "h". The two other words threw me.
 
2012-07-12 07:46:46 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [monsterhunter.coldfusionvideo.com image 586x250]


Classic.
 
2012-07-12 07:52:15 AM  

varmitydog: The nephew (sister in laws kid) is fond of his lowrider truck and got "lowlife" in large letters across his shoulders. It was supposed to say "lowlife or no life" but he ran out of money. We asked him why he would do such a thing and he said he wanted to be unique. So his granddaddy told him that if wanted to be unique he needed to either add a P or a G to the front of what he had now. I told them that if he wanted it to represent his true inner self he needed to put an S there.


Catch him sleeping and sharpie it on. Take a pic and post it before he wakes. Internet is just as permanent as a tattoo. Victory is yours.
 
2012-07-12 08:24:33 AM  

gravebayne2: case solved. i'm so good at detective work i should change my name to lou.


[www.trbimg.com image 575x357]


Link


It's rare that a woman finds a man who is the answer to all her prayers.
 
2012-07-12 09:23:09 AM  

L33t Squirrel: and I'm really not sure if he's a troll or if he genuinely believes it


You're not sure if someone named skinink is trolling with his anti-tattoo posts? Skinink... Skin-ink... SKIN------INK... No, you're right, there's just no way to know...

It would be like if Cruiser 12 started posting anti-cop rants... I wonder how many he could hook with that?
 
2012-07-12 09:23:55 AM  

Confabulat: I once knew a woman who had "Love is Death" tattooed across her chest right above her boobies. We used to fight a lot because of certain living arrangements, cocaine, and alcohol but that's not the point, one day I was like "How the hell is any guy ever going to enjoy having sex with you or even thinking about you in a romantic fashion when he looks down and sees that nonsense splayed across your tits?"

She and I don't talk any more.


Maybe she had a deadly STD and it was more of a warning label.
 
2012-07-12 09:41:22 AM  

ShannonKW: Hazarding a guess, she wasn't fond of romantic love, and she put that caption on her boobs to remind gentlemen that what she was after was a good, firm shagging and none of your steamy-dreamy chick-flick nonsense.


Or else she got really stoned when she was 21 and thought that sounded deep. Exactly the sort of thing you want printed on your body for the rest of your life.
 
2012-07-12 09:46:40 AM  

MadAzza: jaylectricity: Prayers are not wishes. Wishes actually come true sometimes.

So do prayers. As with wishes, that doesn't imply a causal link, but prayers do sometimes come true.

Kind of odd that someone would "believe in" one and not the other, but to each his/her own.


Of course they do. How do you think football games are won.
 
2012-07-12 10:38:29 AM  

fusillade762: I saw a woman the other day who had tattoos on the back of her thighs reading "White" on one leg, "Trash" on the other. Now *that's* classy.


ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-07-12 11:23:28 AM  
This isn't hard. Just have the autopsy people get a DNA print off the fetus and then you'll know which cop did it.
 
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