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2012-07-11 06:02:22 PM
I initially read that as "bagels of heroin" and now I'm really hungry for a heroin bagel.
 
2012-07-11 06:04:58 PM
me too. with poppy seeds.
 
2012-07-11 06:14:21 PM
www.parentalunderground.com

this times 10.
 
2012-07-11 06:16:12 PM
With tape?
 
2012-07-11 06:32:59 PM
He looks like the King from Wizard of Id?
 
2012-07-11 06:34:37 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-11 07:15:50 PM
Depends
 
2012-07-11 07:17:01 PM

mudpants: Depends


Annnd we're done.
 
2012-07-11 07:17:10 PM
What What?
 
2012-07-11 07:17:54 PM
His wife: "Is that a 100 pounds of heroin or you just happy to see me?"
 
2012-07-11 07:18:24 PM
You can't, that's why he got caught.
 
2012-07-11 07:18:49 PM
Practice practice practice?
 
2012-07-11 07:20:47 PM
www.wazaap.com
 
2012-07-11 07:23:18 PM
That's a lot of balloon-knots!
 
2012-07-11 07:23:25 PM

Bad_ad85: [www.wazaap.com image 421x243]


Uh,there's a vas deferens between this guy and the one in the article.
 
2012-07-11 07:23:53 PM
Q: How can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?

A: By having a really small pee-pee
 
2012-07-11 07:28:01 PM
The article reminds me of the joke about the teenage kid who asked his older brother how he pulled so many chicks. "Easy," said older brother, "I stick a potato in my jocks, and the chicks flock to me." The kid gave it a go himself, only to find girls ran away from him as soon as they saw him. Older brother walks up. "Dude, you need to stick the potato down the front of your pants!"
 
2012-07-11 07:33:45 PM
Screw the article; where the hell are the heroin bagels (w/ poppy seeds)? Someone should really get on that.

// hungry
 
2012-07-11 07:38:42 PM
Seems to me that this man did not.
 
2012-07-11 07:39:24 PM

mudpants: Depends



i116.photobucket.com

"Just imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of heroin"
 
2012-07-11 07:39:25 PM
Carlisle? Is this the same place where police confiscated half a million dollars worth of bath salts from a deli yesterday?


doublesecretprobation: [www.parentalunderground.com image 402x322]

this times 10.


Yeah. I've also seen it packaged in swatches of garbage bag (melted closed with a lighter) no bigger than your fingernail.
 
2012-07-11 07:40:20 PM
Seriously, 12 bundles? Not that hard dude.
 
2012-07-11 07:47:15 PM
(checks guy's undies)

theystillpressvinyl.files.wordpress.com

Oh, yeah, we happy.
 
2012-07-11 07:55:00 PM
he has no penis
 
2012-07-11 07:57:25 PM
Seriously, how can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?


You obviously haven't seen his pants.


i210.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 07:57:25 PM
They're really small...
 
2012-07-11 07:57:40 PM
He likes big butts and he can not lie?
 
2012-07-11 08:05:24 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Seriously, how can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?


You obviously haven't seen his pants.


[i210.photobucket.com image 291x408]


SEE what've you done?! Now all your posts show up in green.
 
2012-07-11 08:06:36 PM
He's mighty tighty whitey and he's smuggling plums.

- OR -

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"I'm hung like a horse. HAHAHAHAHAH! Inside joke."
 
2012-07-11 08:08:34 PM
A "bag" of heroin is surprisingly small.
 
2012-07-11 08:08:51 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: SEE what've you done?! Now all your posts show up in green.


:D

*tips hat*

Thank you kindly, amigo - cheers!
 
2012-07-11 08:10:33 PM
He learned how to hide them from Oprah.

Lift up her skirt on any day and you'll see a hundred pounds of crack.
 
2012-07-11 08:11:01 PM

LeroyB: Q: How can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?

A: By having a really small pee-pee


I thought he was hung like a horse.
 
2012-07-11 08:13:18 PM

Wolfmanjames: LeroyB: Q: How can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?

A: By having a really small pee-pee

I thought he was hung like a horse.


Cut that out before I smack you.
 
2012-07-11 08:34:59 PM
How?

a) very small bags
b) very large underpants

/I'm going with "a" today.
 
2012-07-11 08:50:18 PM

LeroyB: Q: How can one man hide 119 bags of heroin in his underwear?

A: By having a really small pee-pee


Well not everyone can be as well-endowed as Subby's mom
 
2012-07-11 08:50:43 PM
Eddie Dean unavailable for comment.
 
2012-07-11 08:55:11 PM
Perhaps he had a big sack.
 
2012-07-11 08:59:56 PM

Tanthalas39: Eddie Dean unavailable for comment.


I say thankee sai.
 
2012-07-11 09:14:49 PM
Subby obviously has never tried to smuggle a dozen lobsters in his pants while crossing the Kazakistan border into Turkey.

/shrimp
 
2012-07-11 09:15:21 PM
Junkies do the strangest things.

-- Zombie Art Linkletter
 
2012-07-11 09:18:39 PM

DownDaRiver: Subby obviously has never tried to smuggle a dozen lobsters in his pants while crossing the Kazakistan border into Turkey.

/shrimp


Hey, who hasn't?
 
2012-07-11 09:21:55 PM
i one time found a sandwich sized baggie marked "heroin IV" when i walked down the sidewalk at 3 am
and i took a finger print sized sniff.

and man did that feel good
 
2012-07-11 09:31:33 PM
it happens 1000 times a day
 
2012-07-11 09:40:26 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: He learned how to hide them from Oprah.

Lift up her skirt on any day and you'll see a hundred pounds of crack.


119 bags of heroin would be like a dingleberry to her?
 
2012-07-11 10:13:58 PM
Nope.
 
2012-07-11 10:34:53 PM
By dint of a confident demeanor.
 
2012-07-11 10:37:15 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-11 10:42:14 PM
One at a time of course!

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-11 10:43:03 PM
No Hammer pants yet? You guys are slipping.
 
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