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(WTAM)   It's hard to be taken seriously as a bad-ass robber when your nickname is "Peaches" and you dress like a girl   (wtam.com ) divider line
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2012-07-11 09:02:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: runcible spork: Ghastly self-portrait photo in      4... 3... 2...

[www.dependabledrivein.com image 100x100]

I dunno if Ghastly is a peach, really. More of a nectarine.

Cuz he's a little tart.


And I have no fuzz.
 
2012-07-11 09:06:23 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2012-07-11 09:07:46 PM  
www2.fbi.gov

What a badass robber may look like.
 
2012-07-11 09:09:29 PM  

Ghastly: Gyrfalcon:

I dunno if Ghastly is a peach, really. More of a nectarine.

Cuz he's a little tart.

And I have no fuzz.



Nectarine it is.
 
 
/ zap, zap
 
2012-07-11 09:11:05 PM  
Serial Robber??!?!!

F*cker damn well better stay away from my Apple Jacks!!!
 
2012-07-11 09:21:50 PM  
So... he is a tranny? Best to get implants at this stage and start going by Peaches all the time. Nothing wrong with that.
 
2012-07-11 09:28:48 PM  

rev. dave: So... he is a transformer? Best to get implants at this stage and start going by Peaches all the time. Nothing wrong with that.


Implants ain't free. If only he could figure out some way to make money.
 
2012-07-11 09:29:04 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

/Link is hot as heck
//A friendly community


done in three
 
2012-07-11 10:00:08 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [blogs.citypages.com image 500x326]

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away


The teaches of peaches.
 
2012-07-11 10:16:42 PM  
Movin' to the country, gonna eat a pot of leeches.
 
2012-07-11 10:32:05 PM  
Came for Peaches leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-11 10:33:59 PM  

LoneWolf343: What a badass robber may look like.


Not sure who that is, but if she fired a shotgun like that she would shatter her wrist and break four of the five fingers on that hand.
 
2012-07-11 10:39:26 PM  
So... a little google-fu and it turns out "Peaches" is a hot-ass nude model. Goddamn those look like fun to motorboat.
 
2012-07-11 10:42:10 PM  
"Peaches! You're a MAN!"

1.bp.blogspot.com

"And he WAS!"
 
2012-07-11 10:42:45 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: LoneWolf343: What a badass robber may look like.

Not sure who that is, but if she fired a shotgun like that she would shatter her wrist and break four of the five fingers on that hand.



That's Bonnie Parker, with Clyde Barrow.
 
2012-07-11 10:47:58 PM  

Krieghund: rev. dave: So... he is a transformer? Best to get implants at this stage and start going by Peaches all the time. Nothing wrong with that.

Implants ain't free. If only he could figure out some way to make money.


cache2.artprintimages.com

ATTICA! ATTICA!!
 
2012-07-11 10:52:12 PM  
First thing I thought of....

Link
 
2012-07-11 10:58:24 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
GATTACA!! GATTACA!!
 
2012-07-11 11:12:52 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: LoneWolf343: What a badass robber may look like.

Not sure who that is, but if she fired a shotgun like that she would shatter her wrist and break four of the five fingers on that hand.


You have got to be kidding me. That's the prettier half of Bonnie and Clyde.
 
2012-07-11 11:17:35 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
RATTATA! RATTATA!
 
2012-07-11 11:19:01 PM  

runcible spork: That's Bonnie Parker, with Clyde Barrow.


Ah, thanks. Thought maybe it was from a movie or something. A quick read on Bonnie Parker explains she probably rarely pulled a trigger during the gang's exploits. So that explains it.
 
2012-07-11 11:20:30 PM  

LoneWolf343: You have got to be kidding me


Nope didn't recognize it. I'm not up on '30's thug life, sorry.
 
2012-07-11 11:36:44 PM  
jarmankinesiology.files.wordpress.com
SCIATICA!! SCIATICA!!
 
2012-07-11 11:52:05 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: LoneWolf343: You have got to be kidding me

Nope didn't recognize it. I'm not up on '30's thug life, sorry.


Serge Gainsbourg made them sexy. Beyonce and Jay-Z also took a swing at it. You're out of excuses.

/now you'll have to excuse me,
//as I'm too busy being amused about sciatica.
 
2012-07-11 11:56:23 PM  
Would've made a better getaway driver, unless they already had Toad lined up.
 
2012-07-12 12:18:00 AM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
HA CHA-CHA! HA CHA-CHA!!
 
2012-07-12 01:30:02 AM  
Glad to see Ms Peaches has already been mentioned.
 
2012-07-12 07:35:18 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: [blogs.citypages.com image 500x326]

...Song Lyrics...


Who is that?

FAP

/yes I saw the hairy armpits.
//fap
 
2012-07-12 07:56:19 AM  

McNignog: Primitive Screwhead: [blogs.citypages.com image 500x326]

...Song Lyrics...

Who is that?

FAP

/yes I saw the hairy armpits.
//fap


Link
Link
 
2012-07-12 08:56:01 AM  
Came for Knuckles & Nipples, or at least A Boy Named Sue references. Leaving semi-disappointed.
 
2012-07-12 09:20:50 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
SHODDY CAR! SHODDY CAR!!
 
2012-07-12 12:21:23 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
LOBBY CARD!! LOBBY CARD!!

/ only size
// actually a poster

/// yeah, we're done here.
 
2012-07-12 01:13:31 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

/Link is hot as heck
//A friendly community


What is that?
 
2012-07-12 06:22:13 PM  
You have to do some pretty serious stuff before you can be taken seriously with a name like that.
 
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